Well, if I had to put this extremely long and witty article in two words:FUCKING FANTASTIC! The Chuck Norris and Oscar Wilde references really kept the article going. The witty use of the word "farted" is hilarious as well! However, the middle section was a bit dry: I would suggest spicing that up with a kitten huffing reference. Make sure to say lololol, too. The end section really closed the article with that long, juicy paragraph abput how yummy the fart was. Usually articles aren't this great! You rock!
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The grammer is rly epic pwnage, d00d!
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IT FUCKING ROCKS!
The wittiness and farting of this article is the best. make more articles like these!