I'd give this a zero, but I want the crushing awfulness of this page to be highlighted to you in bright red. Please chop off your fingers with a hacksaw and never type an article on any website ever again.
Your catastrophically underdeveloped concept fails as an article on every level. Some people like to think before they write, but obviously you've decided not to follow that trend.
Prose and formatting:
Atrocious spelling, grammar, and formatting. It's almost as if you have no concept of language at all. Perhaps you would be more suited as a diplomatic intermediary to a Caveman.
Alas, here I can not even give you a .5, as you have not included even a single image. Not even a horrible MS Paint rendered piece of crap that adds nothing anyways. Just nothing.
Not even on the bias-based miscellaneous section could I force myself to give you more than .5.
It's almost as if you've actively tried to write crap. As I said before, please chop off your fingers with a machete and never type an article on any website ever again. Thanks.
Ha, that was fun! It's almost like I just told off every single IP that ever made a QVFDable page and expected it to survive, all in one Simon Cowell-esque soul-crushing rant of a review. I feel so relieved. In the words of Eric Cartman: "You know that feeling after you take a huge dump? Awesome." - P.M., WotM, & GUN,Sir Led Balloon(Tick Tock)(Contribs) 02:46, Oct 30
About as funny as William Hung humming Camillo Brillo in A minor. That is, roughly Wordsworth funny.
Flawless in prose! It flows just excellently, the spelling is impeccable, and the great use of hyperbole (not overdone) draws me in just enough to be mesmerized yet completely believing at the same time. Sadly, the formatting was just god-awful, so this is a 0.
DOES NOT COMPUTE
Mitch is gay. He has a small penis. That means he's gay.