I have to say, this article did not tickle my funny bone. I understand the joke, and the fact that I didn't laugh makes it all the worse. The article is way too random to be funny. I think your problem is in the fundamental concept of the article. Thus, I will go more in depth in the next section.
Your idea of an article comprised of only polls, while sounding good in theory, simply does not pan out in practice. The article is just one big ugly line of endless, unfunny polls. Instead, I think that you should write an article on polls. Digress a lot, talk about history of polls, but then move on and talk about your job, your embarrassing personal problems, etc. Along the way, have a poll box at the end of a good-sized section. But above all, make the writing, the MEAT of the article, funny. That's what I would do.
Prose and formatting:
The formatting is UGLY. Sorry, but it is. You have way too many poll boxes and not enough prose. There were a lot of speling misteaks and some red links. But above all, there was BAD FORMATTING.