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FW07 08:49, 1 August 2008 (UTC)
|The Rt Hon W Gladstone, MP, GOM is currently discharging the contents of his bladder in the vicinity of this particular contribution. You are cordially advised to stand well back, as decades of consorting with courtesans has left his aim somewhat lacking in containment!|
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|Humour:||2||Ah Kettering. That bastion of all that is funny in Northamptonshire. I have fond memories, for while I've never actually been there, the first girl I <Rated R18, please leave your credit card details here for the uncensored version> and <Seriously, you're going to have to cough up before I let you read it> came from nearby. Corby actually, the home of the world's second most famous item of totally useless hotel room electrical equiment. Which brings me on to the article.
It's an article about a place so:
Basically, it's bollocks. It's the same as one million and one other articles about towns which, far from being known to Codeine's Mum, wouldn't be noticed if they were to spontaneously combust.
Please see above. Coming up with a new concept for a town is difficult, because there's so many things to consider. I've been trying to do it myself, since my home town is basically a pile of bobbins.
Trivia note: the Daily Sport, despite it's obvious place in the literary cannon as the foremost purveyor of high quality tittage, does indeed employ a head sport journalist. I know, I know, it's like Playboy employing an investigative reporter, but apparently some things are stranger than fiction!
|Prose and formatting:||2||It's just a list of statements about Kettering, and most of them aren't funny. But hey, it's a pee review, I'll do it properly!
It's got two sections, so not a lot to say. The writer obviously has worked out how to add headers, and divide the text up into paragraphs, which is a start.
Spelling and Grammar
Poor - it appears there has been no attempt to spellcheck at all. Britian, therock, ..football club There..., missing punctuation at the end of sentences... It's too train of though, and as anyone who has read any of my earlier reviews will note, I hate trying to decipher other people's train of thought.
In the famous words of Les Dennis' computer: URGH-UURGH! No pictures, no points. See concept above.
This should be an average, but that 0 will draw it down further. And since I want it come out as "Prbably VFD/QVFD", I have given it 3 so it's closer to 10 overall. I'm nice like that you see.
It's a pointless waste of time getting someone to review an article like this frankly, because there's no knowing what's going to be done with it once there are a few ideas floating around. Just don't let it turn into a generic place article, because they're boring, unfunny, prone to vandalism, and entirely devoid of pictures of breasts.
|Reviewer:||Rt Hon W E Gladstone MP GOM | Converse | 13:25, 2 August 2008 (UTC)|