I found this old VFD survivor from 2010, that the initial author Rio GT has long since disowned and didn't finish. I rewrote a slight majority of it trying to get it to be more relavent and less repetitious. I look forwards to your suggestions, even if it's just to send this screaming metal death trap back to the VFD junkyard. Irritable of contents (talk) 19:59, June 16, 2016 (UTC)
Very funny article with some rather original ideas. I like the idea of deconstructing the illogical nature of an action film. I must admit though, that I didn't read the whole thing. If this could be trimmed down to like 50 or 30 ways to kill poor Sarah, it would be much better - some the ideas are so far fetched that they make no sense, and I think the reader gets the message halfway through the list. After that, it's just repeating jokes. Regardless of this, I think it is a laugh to read the totally obvious things, that the filmmakers never thought of. Good work!