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It is decently funny watching the strikeouts and the comedy linking, that makes the whole thing seem so much funnier. And its true, babies scream their ass off so much you want to stick them in the oven and heat the oven up to 350. It's also funny that they made... it sleep in the oven because they couldn't afford a crib. But then, when I want more humor... WTF? Just like this part, it cuts off.
Wanting to kill your baby... many parents can relate to that. In fact, the concept was well thought up. Why didn't I think of that?
Prose and formatting:
One small miss of punctuation, you used emphasis, and your spelling is great. It's the only prose I rated that's near perfect.
There's only one, and it's good for it's length and it's pretty witty.
Avg'd minus 2 and halfed decimal. It's too short! Make it longer, so people can laugh more. You left your readers wanting more, so contribute more to the article, and it could just be VFH.
My preview button says 42.95. That means it falls right under VFH. Make it a bit longer and I might nominate it for VFH. It's a bit too short. I hate cliffhanger articles, so finish the thing.