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edit Why?:Does Mads Mikkelsen not speak one line of dialogue in Valhalla Rising?

Just a quick once over...:)--Sycamore (Talk) 11:21, May 10, 2011 (UTC)

Sycamore (Talk) 11:21, May 10, 2011 (UTC)

Humour: wtf is this thing? Clearly, I don't belong here doing this. That said, let me do this. Okay. Hcomment. Here we go — Fuck Hcomment, actually. So, I like this article. Quite a bit. You know why I like it? Well, the first being I am one of those people who couldn't sit through it (the film, I mean, not the article). I am also one of those people who only ever watch one of the same seven films. I thought that The Expendables would make the cut and be the amazing eighth, but not so. Wait, I think I meant The Incredibles right there. Moving on.
Concept: The highest Cscore allowed! So yeah, if you weren't informed, I'm a real moody bastard. And that time I put this film on I just wasn't in the mood for whatever it was I was seeing. I remember grey. I think. So naturally when I see this article on here, I jump at the chance to review it. No, that's not how it happened. I thought, "Fuck this." But halfway through the intro, there was far less fucking of things in my mind. This article actually makes me want to sit through the grey again. It drew me to the subject through humour. Me thinks that is what this Kerflafflepedia is all about. I think that's a Cscore record.
Prose and formatting: Aww, snap. Even I know what Pcomments are. Your punctuation is all over the place, my friend. Poor, poor period use. There was like, one at the end of every sentence, almost. Try to mix it up next time, ya know. Like this: .!?;...— ?!. See how I mixed other thingies in with my periods. That's what you have to do. They love that shit around here.
Images: Iscore Ua10 I've been commenting, but here's some more of it: I was never here. If anybody asks, User:Shitbag reviewed this.
Miscellaneous: too much scoring, please All kiddery aside, this is a funny, well-written piece. Like a delicious slice of Key Lime pie (do they have that in that place you are in?), it is refreshing to the comedic palate with just a hint of citrus. I admit, that last little bit about citrus had nothing to do with your article — I've just got that pie on my mind, now.
Final Score: 24 I am a fan. I wish this article the best on the road ahead and if it ever needs to borrow a fiver for tolls or something, I'm your man.
Reviewer: Imrealized ...hmm? 19:36, May 10, 2011 (UTC)

So, just a few things I noticed after saving this review. And this is important, or at least I have a feeling that you and I must both retain this knowledge for a future date when the world has split at the seams and everything is asunder:

wtf is this thing? + The highest Cscore allowed + Aww, snap. + Iscore Ua10 + too much scoring, please = 24

That's all I need to press on. It must be code. We'll know when the time comes. And the other two things I noticed were a small sparrow attempting a mating ritual with a disinterested female and that I am all out of lime pie. Goddammit! -Imrealized ...hmm? 19:53, May 10, 2011 (UTC)

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