The article was solidly funny and had me laughing, mainly because of the logic you used when writing it (that was intended to be a compliment) I like how you refrenced celebrities whose marrages had failed, that was pretty funny too.
Over all, the concept fell together pretty well and made sense, which is strange on uncylopedia, but thats what makes a good article is when it makes sense about not makeing sense, does this make any sense?
Prose and formatting:
I'm kinda bad at the spelling and grammer thing myself, so I didn't notice anything wrong, but I couldn't if I tried, I saw that you do know how to format though.
The Images fit well, the captions made them even funnier.
Over all, the article was flat out hillarious and fit together perfectly.
All was done to assure that this was a good article, if I was your father, I would be proud of you and buy you an ice cream.