First of all- great article! I can tell that a certain amount of this information is true but I'm not quite sure about the rest- and how it is all presented makes for something I want to keep reading. It isn't something I busted a gut laughing over but I certainly got a number of laughs from it.
Obviously we need an article on the looming catastropheWindows 8. Naturally because of all the changes that are being made, it is imperative that it be presented to show that there are no redeeming qualities.
Prose and formatting:
I have spotted no spelling/grammatical/formatting issues- gold star for you, good sir. I did notice, however, that there are a relatively sparse number of links to other pages, making this page sort of a dead end.
They are good at illustrating the general disgust toward Windows 8 and the difference in appearance from everything else. I am a bit unsure if the beta fish should be there but I can see the reference to the beta of Windows 8... nothing critical but something that 'may' be considered.
An average of your scores...nothing extravagant.
Thanks for a great article...I look forward to any and all future additions.