You were able to fit several laugh out loud moments into such a short article.
Great use of blacked out text! It gave the article a very "censored" feel, as you point out in the first word of the piece: "censorship". The fact that you left such a small amount of text visable to the reader was very well done satire.
Prose and formatting:
What little text I could see all seemed to be spelled correctly and properly punctuated.
There were no images. Maybe you should include a picture of a smiling child with the caption blacked out? I like images.
I loved the length of this article. Very succinct and to the point.