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edit UnNews:Tragedy strikes again; Justin Bieber found alive in his apartment

I have not written an article in something like two years... but here is a little news bit I thought of doing...

Sir ACROLO KUNFPWAOTMFA •(SPAM) 10:06, July 29, 2011 (UTC)

Humour: 5 Ever since Justin Bieber was created out of the DNA of a forgotten 90's pop star, an ear infection, and leftover manure, everyone familiar with current cultural trends and their sister has been making "clever" quips at the pop abomination. This article is no exception and, like other non-exceptions, it is completely devoid of originality. Justin Bieber is a horrible artist? I haven't heard that before.[1] To be fair, the way you express your concept isn't completely derivative, and the way you briefly connect the article to the recent tragedy involving some singer I don't care about is quite interesting.

The jokes in this article are (again) unoriginal and throw away; the pun involving the french maiden was especially groan-worthy. The insult towards fans of the ear hurting young starlet was adequately humorous ("young, butch teenage girls"), but not very special. After a strange joke about George "Godsend to internet comedians" Bush (how is he at all related to conforming to society?), your article diverges into an unnecessary tangent: "Justin Bieber for president"? How is this connected to anything else in the article? Was this an attempt at a non-sequitur?

Concept: 4 The internet has no lack of humorous insults aimed towards Justin Bieber, and you didn't do much to distinguish this article from the ever growing singularity of Justin Bieber jokes.
Prose and formatting: 7 I didn't see any grammar errors, and the article did look like a proper news piece.
Images: 4 I would love to take a cheesegrater to Justin Bieber's face, but I am afraid that the tiny pieces of Justin Bieber will regrow into seperate clones.[2] To be serious, it's just a picture of him attempting to seduce the panties off a hypothetical 12 year-old girl accompanied by a passive-aggressive threat of violence. Not that funny.
Miscellaneous: 5 No.
Final Score: 25 In several years, this article will be more dated than a decade old slice of cheese in minstrel makeup.
Reviewer: --ICameHereInACloche 19:40, July 29, 2011 (UTC)
  1. Sorry for the awful attempt at sardonicism.
  2. This sentence just gave me nightmares.
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