Scientology is weird enough to be funny anyway; only a man of Zim's calibre can outweird it and thus make it even funnier. Usually, randomness is not a good thing, but on this subject it works well - Zim uses it to full comedic effect. Good honest satire.
Another opportunity to attack Scientology with knives disguised as humour? Precisely what the world needs.
Prose and formatting:
What can I say? This guy has been around longer than most of us, he knows what he's doing. Without the red links, I'd give it 10 in this category. There were one or two typos, but I've disposed of them.
It's a short piece, so it can only really take the one without the format getting screwed up causing the article becoming ugly. The one that it has is very good.
Just a few short lines, but this has it all. Frank Zappa, slaves, Aurora Borealis...the lot. It does have rather a lot of red links, though - they're not a problem by any means but I always think they look a bit ugly, especially if this was to be featured on the main page.
Short but sweet, just as a good UnNews article should be. Also, he spells sceptre correctly, rather than the American scepter. That's worth an extra few points alone.