Not really many jokes that weren't random past the headline.
Concept:
6
Status change is funny, but could use more elaboration to really push it through. Focus on the status change, and the article could be pretty hilarious.
Prose and formatting:
2
Definitely a lot of errors in spelling and grammar. Should be fixed to make it easier to read.
Images:
5
You could use an image of a dog with a woman, too, with a creative caption. You can think of something.
Miscellaneous:
8
Congrats, you get an 8 because I don't have anything else to say.
Final Score:
27
Needs some more jokes, emphasis on status change, and a complete rehauling of the spelling and grammar issues.