I like it, some smart humor, and some really nice lines.
I like the idea. Consider changing the title to "Native American" though - when I saw this, I thought it may be a riff on outsourcing jobs to India - "now that we own the language, our competitors can't use it, so they can't take advantage of the cheap labor" announced a GM spokesman - that kind of thing. But I prefer this concept.
Prose and formatting:
It's not badly written, but formatting is an area where it falls down - add some links to other articles, and some images at least. See the How To link on that handy ICU box added at the foot of the page.
There aren't any. Add at least one. A Native American with a really intimidating stare would work well with the penultimate line.
This is definitely an above average Un-News article. I like the concept and so forth. Add images and links, and it will be even better.
If you're after highlight, it might need more work, I think. But if you're looking to create an amusing article that definitely fits well on this site, well done!
Having said that, I can't come up with many suggestions right now, which is a bit annoying! If you want to do more with this and want some further thoughts, give me a nudge on my talk page, and I'll try to help. It's a good start to your Uncyc life though! --SirUnder User(Hi,HowAreYou?)VFHKUN 12:03, 15 October 2007 (UTC)