It was mainly a lot of chuckles. You managed to keep the idea fresh, instead of tiring it out.
I thought it wasn't that original, but you put it in an UnNews article, and I haven't seen any other UnNews like this.
Prose and formatting:
There were a few question marks and apostrophes that needed to be there, but it was easy to read. I also liked how you stated what you would've done each paragraph if you remembered the idea. The use of CAPITAL BOLD FONT was very fitting.
The images, I guess, were fitting considering you DIDN'T REMEMBER THE TOPIC (how was that). I really liked that "ANOTHER FUCKING USELESS PICTURE" thingy.
I really don't know what to put here.
This is a pretty good article, with possibility to be featured. But in order for it to be featured, I think you should fix some of the minor grammatical errors and maybe add an extra picture. I like this one. Keep it up.