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Strictly for Cajek, who told me he would review this for meh. I appreciate Chris' review, but Cajek also promised me a review. GET OVER HERE, YA BASTARD! ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 15:42 Jun 2

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FU, SYSRQ!!!!111   Le Cejak <15:43, 02 Jun 2008>

God, yer fast. Also, I bet this is gonna edit conflict you. If it doesn't, I'll have to find some other way to play a prank on you...maybe I'll buy you a pair of socks that say "Feeling Saxy" and have a saxophone on them. Yeah, that'll getcha. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 15:47 Jun 2
Humour: 8.8 no, you didn't edit conflict me, neener neener
  • intro -9- (from I awoke to "Why," I thought, "did I ever decide to become a T-Rex?") First of all: OMG this was funny. You got the description just right, along with what it might actually be like to be a t-rex. I don't think I would add anything else. I guess the reason I'm not giving you a 10 is because it is just a t-rex joke, funneh as it is.
  • beg -8- (from I guess I first realized to But this wasn't the only reason I avoided leaving my apartment.) Yes, very good. The shock of being a guy turned into a t-rex has worn off by this point, but it's still above average, with the guy being turned into a t-rex after being bonked on the head (lol).
  • mid -8- (from It was August. to ...dewy scent in my lizard nostrils.) Excellent prose here, plus above average humor.
  • end -10- (from Then I ate her. to end) Then the t-rex ate her... then you tried keeping a blog... then you played the french horn... transsexuals
Concept: 9 This is a great article. One of the most imaginative I have ever read.
Prose and formatting: 9 Good prose, excellent.
Images: 8 The only one I didn't get was the band one. Maybe I'm missing something? I never give high scores on images, but you did better than okay.
Miscellaneous: 8.7 avg
Final Score: 43.5 I'm gonna nom this.
Reviewer:   Le Cejak <16:08, 02 Jun 2008>
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