Whilst a good, clever joke, it is a bit worn out, to say the very minimum. I mean, you took it off a commercial!
Again, same applies for the concept: good, but old.
Prose and formatting:
A well structured, nice looking article. A bit on the small side.
There aren't very many, and the ones that are don't seem to add anything to this article.
Well spelt article.
The article faces two problems, one solvable, one not quite so. The first is that it's a little on the thin side. It is quite a short article, the humour isn't developed to the full, so I suggest you go back and expand this. Secondly, and this is the killer, it is awe-inspiringly unoriginal. I would choose to vote for this article, and I would say that I wouldn't expect others to for this reason. However, if that doesn't bother you, then keep working at it, as it could eventually come to fruition.