Starts out with Five Grand Laws, but fails to explain what they relate to. Adds a couple more laws, one of which is about somebody named Kyle, that nobody cares about. This is followed by a lot of quotes, which are easy to ignore, there are too many of them, and they do not make any point. Finally, there is a description of some sort of series of wars, which reads like a combination of a dull history book, and made-up nonsense. Nonsense is rarely funny.
Articles about somebody that you do not like are a dime a dozen. There is no coherent idea holding this entire article together, nothing that the entire article is about, except maybe this Kyle guy, but we don't like reading about non-notable persons, this is vanity.
Prose and formatting:
The grammar is okay, and headers are used properly. However, the ideas are all over the place and do not flow smoothly.
Two images, both of war diagrams, neither with funny captions. Neither picture is particularly humorous in itself.
Averaged the other scores. This article appears to largely be vanity, which generally gets deleted around here.
Sorry, this article does appear to be VFD material. Please move it to your userspace and rewrite it.