Ilovecheeseandsausage 18:57, March 26, 2011 (UTC)
||cheap jokes, especially with the quote. some bright spots, not much.
||An animal is pretty basic, so I'll give a middle-ground 5.
|Prose and formatting:
||Not much issues except nearing the end.
||Pictures of pelicans. Straight and to the point. You've got spunk.
||Nothing else to judge, but I don't want you to get depressed.
||A solid article that needs huge humor-transplant surgery. Give it a "style" or "gimmick". Make people FUCKING HATE PELICANS!!!!