The humor became stale after a few paragraphs, a little bit of HTBFANJS reviewing could take this farther. The material only randomly switches, nothing silly or ridiculous happens.
Concept:
7.5
I'm a big fan of "Articles written in the style of their subject" but as I said before, it could be so much more.
Prose and formatting:
8.5
No big problems, some of your math is way off but then again it is nonsense
Images:
9
The images and captions were great. The platypus is probably my favorite.
Miscellaneous:
7.8
AVG'd
Final Score:
38.8
It's kinda funny but the joke dies before the article ends. If you could compact it a wee bit it might work better.