There's very little valid humor here. I'm tempted to throw this in with the rest of the pile. Try to avoid long lists of meaningless drivel. Hell, try to avoid lists in general. There are very few times where lists are appropriate. That bit at the beginning is especially terrible, it's a real turnoff. No one wants to read all that. Please read HTBFANJS if you haven't already, which it's obvious that you haven't. No worries, this is all a learning experience.
There's no concept here. Where's your angle? That Iginla is an uberpimp who fucks everything that moves and is omgsoawsum? You're going to have to do better than that. HTBFANJS should help you learn about how write a consistent article which will keep all of your jokes together and making sense instead of this random list of lists.
Prose and formatting:
Another 1. You've just got to sound professional and coherent. Biographical articles can be tricky, because the way that you write them depends on your angle. Since there is no angle, I can't rightly give you points for prose, can I? There's too many lists for me to give you points here. Try working your content into paragraphs.
Three images for an article of this length is alright, but none of them really contribute to the humor value of this article. They're not funny images. If you can't use Photoshop yourself, you can always request an image. Try to come up with something that will work in with your angle and add to the article, not distract from it.
A weak article, most likely going to be sent to either VFD or QVFD if you don't rewrite it. There's just nothing to salvage here, you're just going to have to start from scratch. Read HTBFANJS for me and let me know if you need my help with anything, I'd be more than happy to help you.