No, it isn't funny. I hate stuff that isn't funny. I'm going to eat a worm. --TPLN 01:12, 26 February 2009 (UTC)
Fan-fucking-tastic. I laughed out loud several times, which is problematic because it's 1:20AM and my roommate is asleep. The wonderfully bad advice, the "English jokes," the "it was a dark..." beginning, and the similies. Brilliant. Fucking brilliant.
Prose and formatting:
You write "writed" instead of "written" at one point, though I'm fairly certain this is intentional. Bad joke alert: you write good! A-ha, a-ha, a-ha. *slaps knee*
Two good, appropriate images. Fittingly, this is a text-driven article, and doesn't need too many images. Perhaps try finding one more, to break up the rather texty middle just a bit.