Flymousechiu started this, and I stole the idea and played with it a bit. Now after a third opinion, so opine away. Pup 01:29 02 Mar '12
Needs more punchlines. Obvious line is that when deleting the recycle bin, you end up with it in the recycle bin, and.. what happens then? How about multiple recycle bins on Windows 8 for different file types, and a fine for not recycling correctly? Leaving bin open results in birds and rats gathering on your desktop? Having to put bin out on specific weekday? Greenpeace able to monitor your use of recycle bin in Windows 8?
As far as I know it's an original concept. It has potential for a good page.
Prose and formatting:
Should be written more in the style of a computer help page. Items like this are far funnier if they have a serious look-and-feel to them. It doesn't work -for me anyway- if the article is obviously a joke from its style.
OK but the 3-key keyboard is very old hat
You maybe intended the article to give wrong info, but the Recycle Bin has existed since W95. (add that it took until W2000 to actually get it working, until then it was actually a Landfill Bin in disguise?)
Idea has potential but IMHO you need to think of a few more original lines, and style it more like a serious computer article.