Very funny throughout, not quite laugh out loud funny for me.
Concept:
8
Great concept, well executed. If I have any criticism it is that in the beginning of the article you say that I broke the 4th wall, and then later you are begging for me to break it and let you out. Maybe a slight mistake, maybe I'm confused.
Prose and formatting:
8
Good spelling, usage, and punctuation. The contents look a little strange with no sub-sections.
Images:
10
Perfect use of relevant images.
Miscellaneous:
8.5
Great job.
Final Score:
42.5
To improve the article further, I would add a couple subsections and at least a few more links towards the end so that the paragraphs don't look bland.