Unrelentingly bizarre. A display of creative genius or the ravings of a madman? I don't know whether to congratulate you or file a restraining order. I laughed, but I feel uneasy about the fact that I laughed...
The concept sucks. But in this case, I don't think that even matters.
Prose and formatting:
I'm not sure what to give this. The prose felt weirdly alien, like it wasn't written by a human being. I don't know if that's what you were going for or not. Good job?
Well it's certainly an image. And I guess it was relevant to the topic? Once again, I'm at a loss for words.