Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Christian Bale

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edit Christian Bale

A reviewer who actually knows who he is would be preferable, but I imagine that would be pretty rare. I'm mostly looking for criticism telling me which jokes that don't work and should be removed, so I can trim it down to a shorter article and get it featured with the votes of those who throw their laptop out the window at the sight of a slightly lengthy article. Thanks... Matfen 20:51, January 7, 2010 (UTC)

And preferably a review that focuses on the article at hand, rather than one about ireland, plese. Many thanks --Matfen 13:17, January 13, 2010 (UTC)
I got this, give me up to 48 hours or more.--Grue JammyDirectorEye 4WILLExplode 3YOU 333Talk IF YOU DARE 20:20, January 18, 2010 (UTC)
Many thanks, duder. Feel free to take upto 72 hours writing the review. I'll allow 45 minutes a day to eat and sleep, so spend them wisely. --Matfen 20:47, January 18, 2010 (UTC)

I've read the entire thing. The review may be ready by tomarrow or the next day, depending on how long it will take. But I won't take forever-- Grue JammyDirectorEye 4WILLExplode 3YOU 333Talk IF YOU DARE 01:28, January 19, 2010 (UTC)

Humour: 8 I do not usually do reviews for very long articles, but since I know about Christian Bale, I decided, what the heck.

I enjoyed reading this article as much as enjoy pie, and not one part of it I did not find entertaining. There are also of true facts and fictional facts mixed togetehr, making this even more funnier However, like any pee review I have to state out what should be change and/ or fixed, so I did my best.


You should make Bale’s beating from Chuck Norris more severe, saying things like” Bale ahd to stay in the hospital for 4 months and in therapy for 8 months.” Also, I think you should replace Jack Nicolson with the Joker. Even though someone may know who he is, some people who are not big fans of Batman my not know who he is.

Heath Ledger's Mysterious Death

You should make it seem like there was a fight between Ledger and Bale. It would even more interesting to read if you did this.


In my opinion, you should add more things about Terminator: Salvation. For example, something like this would be good, “Bale got into a fight with Sam Worthington after making the film and left Worthington with crippled legs that lasted for several months, explaining the reason why Worthington was in a wheelchair during the filming of Avatar.” Though this is up to you.

Concept: 10 Honestly, the article was like damn awesome. You’ve stuck with the concept the entire time, and never went off-subject.
Prose and formatting: 6 I saw a few grammar errors. I do not know if you did it on purpose or not, but your have made misspellings of characterization, realizing, and defense, and so one. It would be wise to go over your article with spell check of have someone from the proofreading service check it for you.
Images: 9 All your images support your article well, although you may want to move them to the other side of the article. This will make the article look nicer. Also the two images with Kermit the Frog should be made a little bigger.
Miscellaneous: 8 My overall grade of this article
Final Score: 41 There wasn’t many mistakes, only a few. Anyway I think you got yourself a swell article. I mean, I went over the entire article and did not find much faults in it. This would be considered VFH worthy. It would also be better f you got a second opinion on this. If you have any questions and/or comments, just go to my talk page. If I did not get a whole lot of information on the review, I can always review it again if you like. Good Luck!
Reviewer: --Grue JammyDirectorEye 4WILLExplode 3YOU 333Talk IF YOU DARE 04:35, January 21, 2010 (UTC)
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