This was not funny in any way. Look like you just made this in about thirty minutes. Articles take more time than that and all of things in here are just random and stupid.
I don't understand the concept. You just have some guy who has Captain in his name to be like captain obvious who acts like he's a bad ass. the whole thing is short and needs expanding.
Prose and formatting:
Alot of grammar mistakes, most of you sentences have words that need to be capitalize
There were none here. Very disappointing.
Not funny in any way
Excuse my harsh review and I'm not trying to sound like a dick, but this really needs alot of work on. I'm surprise this wasn't huffed. You really need to add some creativity and please read the HTBFANJS. Good luck!