This is another article that I didn't create and never really added much to, but I used to have it on my watchlist. I think it's pretty amusing up until the "Post-Crap Career" section. --Roman Dog Bird 19:26, 27 August 2007 (UTC)
Parts of it are funny. (I liked the trading card). The rest is either pointless drivel or sugar high humor. If you would like to adopt this article, feel free--and please brush up on some humor skillorz.
Meh. I don't see the concept here. Just another biography, frankly. It needs more pizzazz, more originality.
Prose and formatting:
Grammar's a.o.k., but there are far too many unnecessary curses for this to be an even remotely respectable article.