Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Barney Stinson
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Barney Stinson is a minor deity in North American lore, blessed with the powers of eternal youth and charm and governing over suits, boobs, awesomeness, condoms, and scotch. Though much of his story has been lost through the billions of years of the myth's life, he is believed to have co-written the doctrine known as The Bro Code along with God.
Many continue to pray to Barney Stinson for blessings when attempting to pick up chicks. Mime Wizard 00:46, January 7, 2011 (UTC)