The humor in this article is pretty spot on. At first glance, this could technically be called a one joke article: he's an average cop, haha whatever. But you took this great idea and got a lot of humor value out of it. Just saying the title "Average Cop" makes me smile, and the rest of the article has some outstanding jokes in it. I loved that bit where Bremner arrests McTough on traffic violations. Good stuff. Wish I could tell you where to improve here, but I can't. I really like this article.
I can't believe I'm dishing out a 10 here. This is a pretty original concept, I like it. And this is your first draft? Wow. This is a great article idea, and your execution is just as good. Nice job.
Prose and formatting:
Your tone was good, I'm just docking one point because I saw a few grammatical errors. Try proofreading this. I really like the format of this article. Setting it up like a trailer leaves it in easy lines of text, making it easy for you to deliver them zingers that we're all so fond of. The format makes this a nice, easy read for those who need instant gratification.
With an article like this, I think you may be able to get away with one image. But a second would be lovely. The image that you have is great, it really adds to the humor value of this article by being its own joke. It's rather nicely done, too.
I feel like I have to penalize you for not making this an UnScripts article. It just seems like it fits that namespace more than the namespace. However, if there were more of this article that talked about the production of the movie, involvement of writers/actors/etc., and more about the public reaction to the movie, then I think it would pass just fine as a good mainspace article.
Once again, I gotta say I'm impressed. This was hilarious. I love your brand of humor. The jokes in this article weren't overused, but it's a good length. This has VFH written all over it.