The article never had me actually laughing, but I'd be lying if I said I didn't read it with a smile on my face. Plus, the section "Use it to melt your innards" got a chuckle out of me, as well as the first image of the article.
I really enjoyed how you played with a "commercial" type of writing style. There is definatly a lot of potential in this article, and I think you employed it all really well.
Prose and formatting:
I think maybe you should have moved the footnotes to the bottom of the page instead of the end of their sections. The spelling and grammar was done well, and the overall setup seems a wee bit "average." I feel like you could have done more with the whole "commercial" style, but as is, it works. My only real complaint is that the article just... stops. It doesn't have quite an ending (unless you assume they took your advice and are guzzling antifreeze as we speak) and I feel like you could have really played with a sort of "order now!" thing.
I really like what you did with the very first image, but the other two images just... well, I feel like there's a lot of potential in there, but there's a lot more that you can do with them.
Overall, this article isn't the best I've ever read, but it really has a lot of potential. With just a few tweaks here and there, you'll have a really good article.