A good concept stretched out for too long. Try to start smaller and end bigger, and perhaps have some theme about what "you" are doing - some series of actions which "you" do that gets progressively more ridiculous or violent, for example. Have it relate to your concept.
Yes, I totally agree that the vast majority of articles that get featured are not written in the encyclopedic style, and that this is a problem.
Prose and formatting:
Yep, you got the number of those "you" articles there.
Not exactly spectacular image quality, but that's not really what your article is about anyway.
Like I said, I think you need to sustain the humour by adding another funny element to the article. As it is, it's just one joke spread over a page. I'll leave it to you to decide what.
Good luck with any rewrites! If this review seems sparse to you and you have more questions, don't hesitate to contact me.