I like this. I like this quite a lot. It is slightly random humour, it has to be admitted, but it pulls it off well enough that I can excuse that somewhat. I particularly liked the first chapter, for reasons that I myself do not quite know. To make this better, you could expand the "How else America ROCKS" section to make each bolded part a sub-section header with more under them.
Meh. Articles that are "America is [insert adjective here]" slanted aren't the most original sources of humour, and foreigners (such as yours truly) will feel left out and/or sick of them. However, you have extracted the humour from this dry well of a concept very well indeed, which makes this article much funnier than most of its kind.
Prose and formatting:
Very, good. You've bolded just the right places, and spelling and grammar are all top notch. Only knocked down a couple because the prose is a little iffy, but that's to be expected with the subject matter.
The image currently there, while slightly amateurish, is very funny as is, and is a very humourous first thing to look at in the article. However, I can't shake the feeling that this needs another image showing America in an ultra-good image, to complete the article, as right now it seems a bit bare.
This is a good article in my opinion, that, while definitely not FA-class, is still able to stand on its own legs very well. I wouldn't start nomming it on VFH though.