I think it is a laughable article, you wrote it pretty well. I like how you made the 2nd point bring all the elements of previous points.
I once attempted to wrtie something similar to this, as a n00b. Lyrithya is an easy concept. Good work.
Prose and formatting:
A lot of it is in-jokey suff, so a lot of people might not understand it. But that is far from your control.
I thought they were fairly good pictures, including the 49 huffs one; it shows you are good with picking images.
As this is one of the best by you (I haven't read that many Frosty articles), you should start to write more Top 100 lists. I also reccommend to take this out of namespace, it won't get huffed; and Lyrithya can't huff it anymore. And with that, I finish my first pee review.