The entire article didn't have many crack-up jokes, though there were a few clever lines like "and Apple Bobbing - The latter of which had been outlawed in Somerset since 1906," which had that sort of ironic tone, because something so unoffensive had been banned instead of all the other crazy crap that was mentioned in the article. You had a few more lines like that, which really helped the article. I still would have only given you a four or a five on humor, but the fact you actually wrote out the song helped.
The concept wasn't half bad. About half the points for your score derive from the fact the concept is funny, but also because it actually SAYS something about the world, and that's poking fun at the music business. A bit of satire really helps to make an over-the-top article. One I reviewed yesterday had a crazy concept, but it didn't really say anything. Yours did, and you did a good job of it at that.
Prose and formatting:
Pretty average, I think. There wasn't much special about. The way you linked jokes was good, but the rest of the article was pretty must just as you would expect from most Uncyclopedia articles. However, there are still those who manage to come up with something interesting (like tying headlines to the body of the last section [i.e. "After Billy's parents found out about his addiction, they decided to hold an intermission." Next headline: "Parents' Death"]), so shoot for that.
There was one image and I went back and saw it DID load this time, so I decided to come back to update your score. It was funny, but still only one image.
Averaged with Pee.
It was a pretty good article, though I would definitely recommend working on what I said needs improvement. Resubmit it for review when you do.