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edit July 2009

edit Writer of the Month

edit Sog1970 (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 14 Soggy Scribes

edit GlobalTourniquet (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 14 of Thomas Pynchon's testicles
  1. Nom and for. I have no idea how this guy hasn't gotten this award yet. In addition to his six features, he also maintains the horoscopes, which frequently make me laugh most uproariously. In conclusion, - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 22:32, Jul 1
  2. For Apparently he left, but now he's back and writing good articles. Staircase CUNt 22:33, 1 July 2009 (UTC)
  3. Normally, I choose to wait a while into the month to vote for WotM, but GT is such a good writer, I will vote early this month. I am proud to be Mr. Pynchon's second testicle (FU STAIRCASE! EDIT CONFLICT! My claim to be the second testicle stands.). As Led said, - Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 22:37, 1 July 2009 (UTC)
  4. For. Long overdue, if you ask me. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 01:54, 2 July 2009 (UTC)
  5. For. I've had better months here, but is this one of those Scorsese-Departed-type deals? --Globaltourniquet - (was TPLN) 03:50, 3 July 2009 (UTC)
  6. Yeah. I thoroughly enjoyed Plink. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 03:55, 3 July 2009 (UTC)
  7. Horoscopes At first I was going to wait, because the two contenders, Sog and GT, have nearly the same number of features. Then I saw he was the writer of the horoscopes. Hey, we haven't had a nailbiter like this month's WotM in a while!   Le Cejak <3:59 Jul 03, 2009>
  8. Wiki Plink. Mr Zhe-mel-talki-signe-singaporel-bling Brute! ~12:10/3/July
  9. For -RAHB 04:09, 4 July 2009 (UTC)
  10. Excellent writer. Loved every one of his features. Necropaxx (T) {~} 23:21, Jul 6
  11. For. One of the plink best writers we plonk have.--You know what the music means... Our time is up. 14:34, 8 July 2009 (UTC)
  12. Plink MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 19:53, 17 July 2009 (UTC)
  13. Emphatic Symbol for vote For.! --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 22:17, 30 July 2009 (UTC)
  14. For. Because I want both GlobalTourniquet and Sog to win this. They are both magnificent writers. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:25, 31 July 2009 (UTC)

edit Todd Lyons (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +4
  • Ankh smite Once again, spiritual for. I am genuinely shocked he has not won this yet. Saberwolf116 17:28, 6 July 2009 (UTC)
    • Well, he did... 41 months ago. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 17:38, 6 July 2009 (UTC)
      • Yes Lyons has it. Check the previous winners. Staircase CUNt 17:44, 6 July 2009 (UTC)
        • Ok, i'm shocked he hasn't won it in 2 years. Saberwolf116 22:03, 7 July 2009 (UTC)
  • for. it's like moses suddenly showed up in downtown cairo and started turning water into mountain dew...or something. also, official sig! Sir Gerrycheevers GUN NotM PotM UotM RotM WotM VFH VFP FP FIC NS
  • For another royal asskicking this month. ^_^ I'm having a lovely vacation by the way. How's things? I miss you. You never write; never call. 'Cept Orian, he's a darling. Cheers, etc. --T. (talk) 16:16, 8 July 2009 (UTC)
  • Half For.' I must vote for sog, he's awesomely awsome, but I just cant go with another "spriritual vote for toddy" this month. So, I'm dividing my vote into two, one half for each Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool Egypt_orb_spinning.gif 10:13 July 16 '09
    • As above. Full votes or nothing. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 01:28, 17 July 2009 (UTC)
  • For. A vile specimen of humanity with rabies. Wrote some good things that one time though.--Sycamore (Talk) 17:03, 22 July 2009 (UTC)
  • For. Todd has always made my articles funnier, and sometimes added funny when there was none!--Spqr Sir Claudius CUN VFH (carpe diem) 17:13, 24 July 2009 (UTC)
  • For; He resembles this remark. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 18:10, 24 July 2009 (UTC)

edit Uncyclopedian of the Month

edit MadMax (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +0
  • Nominate He's like a combination of all of the other people nominated, but Australian. Also, he has experience with this title. And UotY. He's the most deserving to win this award again. Even more than me and Socky combined. Alas, I've already cast my vote this month. Plus, I intend to vote for TDM next month. But MadMax is amazing. All of you need to go and tell MadMax he's awesome. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 18:25, 29 July 2009 (UTC)

edit Mahm00shA (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +2

edit Zana Dark (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 9

edit Optimuschris (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +15 less notable transformers

edit Guildensternenstein (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 9 sternly guilded steins
  • Nom and for Like last month, an approach at rewriting bad articles has never been so organized and productive. 22 rewrites, 7 features, and there's no stopping it. I give my vote to Guildy for making the Der Unwher. Staircase CUNt 04:50, 2 July 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. As per last month. IronLung 07:53, 5 July 2009 (UTC)
  • Ankh smite Spiritual Bless I would vote for you, but I already voted. Next month maybe. You earned this with the Der Unwehr. Icons-flag-it.png Don 15px-AAN.jpg20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg SBQ2 15:57,7July,2009
  • Symbol for vote For. Obviously. -- Style Oranssiviiva Guide 06:47, 7 July 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. Sir ACROLO KUNFPWAOTMFA •(SPAM) 09:13, 7 July 2009 (UTC)
  • Wiki Abstain. My first UoTM Abstain! Well, I'd vote but I love competition. Mr Zhe-mel-talki-signe-singaporel-bling Brute! It's 11 July-03:07 ...with savings!
  • Symbol for vote For.. Out of all these candidates, I feel Guildy has done the most. Necropaxx (T) {~} 00:49, Jul 16
  • Symbol for vote For.. D&D article taken just by itself was amazing.--Spqr Sir Claudius CUN VFH (carpe diem) 17:15, 24 July 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote Because he voted for me... and D&D:IRL has me ROFLMAO.  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 18:14, 25 July 2009
  • Symbol for vote For. For being such a cool guy and for writing so many articles, oh and for listening to me.--ChiefjusticeDS 12:51, 27 July 2009 (UTC)
  • For. Always. ~~Sir Fightstar Rocks! CUN 16:37, 29 July 2009 (UTC)

edit THEDUDEMAN (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 1 dude men
  • Nomination and I wish I could vote For but I already voted for Optimus and I like him too but... there's a time when you nominate someone for something, and you're like "hey, has this guy won yet?" Sometimes you realize they have, so you do it with reluctance. However, this guy hasn't won yet. So I am nominating this guy with extreme prejudice. He's one of the most helpful non-admins we've got on the site at the moment, has been doing shittons of work for two years, and has miraculously not won this award yet. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 23:18, 6 July 2009 (UTC)
  • I agree with TKF I already cast my vote this month, but Sir Dudeington has deserved this for a long time. Now that he's back, he deserves it again. Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 15:00, 7 July 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. Have my babies! -Bretthead
  • What The Killer Woody said. Colin Explode fireALL YOUR BASEExplode fireHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 22:31, 17 July 2009 (UTC)

edit Noob of the Month

edit LittlePinkSock (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +4

*For per the bribe. Mr Zhe-mel-talki-signe-singaporel-bling Brute! ~12:13/3/July

edit Rcmurphy (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +2

edit PuppyOnTheRadio (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +20

edit August 2009

edit Writer of the Month

edit MacMania (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 8
  • Nom + For. I haven't heard about this guy until I read John Hodgman and, intrigued, I followed it to his userpage. Turns out he's cranked out a ton of hilarious goodies this past month, including (but not nearly limited to) Sherlock Holmes (now featured), James Watt, Cheerios (also featured, now), UnScripts:Star Wars (2010) (featured now, also), Firefly (on the fast track to already being featured) and UnScripts:Les Misérables, Abrégés. Over ten quality articles in a single month is enough to convince me. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 01:44, 1 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol abstain vote Weak, weak, abstain. It convinced me, but I felt like abstaining. Sorry. zh I hate me new sig 12:51 August 3
Seriously, this is getting out of hand. Either give your vote to someone or don't. This is not VFH. ~Jewriken.GIF 16:50, 3 August 2009 (UTC)
  • For. Why not? MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png 16px-HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png 16px-ChekhovSig.png16px-JapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUN 19:20, 3 August 2009 (UTC)
    • Changed my mind. Not voting yet. MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png 16px-HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png 16px-ChekhovSig.png16px-JapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUN 20:30, 3 August 2009 (UTC)
  • For I did the PEE reviews on a couple of his articles and I'm very impressed, he has written some really good stuff and he deserves this. The preceding unsigned comment was added by ChiefjusticeDS (talk • contribs) 20:49, 3 August 2009 (UTC)
  • For My new role-model Dah Dope Boyz' User:DaDopeboy/sig 10:22, 4 August 2009 (UTC)
  • For He is putting out a lot of high quality material. Sequence 14:36, 8 August 2009 (UTC)
  • For He's very talented and has the most seductive writing style I've ever seen. Ohhhh Mac! *sighs longingly* --El Sid, the lazy oneparlez-vous franglais? 19:52, 8 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. because he has cute buns Pup t 06:54, 9/08/2009
  • Symbol for vote For. the sake of Sherlock Holmes, if nothing else. Because he's awesome, if anything else. --Vana 22:44, 11 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For.. ~Jewriken.GIF 10:42, 30 August 2009 (UTC)

edit The Woodburninator (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 2
  • Nom and for. Five features, and a bunch of other great articles. Staircase CUNt 16:39, 2 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Thank you very much for the nom Steps (oh it's an honor just to get mentioned), but I don't feel like I've earned this yet. Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 16:48, 3 August 2009 (UTC)

edit Necropaxx (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 20
  • Nom & For 9 friggin features. This makes my five look dorky and underwhelming. Vote Necropaxx (It's the second x that makes him cool.) Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 16:48, 3 August 2009 (UTC)
  • For. There are 32 writers on Uncyclopedia who have more features than Necropaxx. They have all won WotM. Apparently, the list of WotM winners closely duplicates UN:HS. What a crazy random happenstance. Anyway, the new and improved Antbortion: good. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 20:04, 3 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Very For.--You know what the music means... Our time is up. 21:31, 3 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote YKWTMM said it best. ~~Sir Fightstar Rocks! CUN 12:48, 4 August 2009 (UTC)
  • for. gotta love Toaster. also, 9 features is about when you hit your stride; look for much more greatness from necro in the near future. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:46, 4 August 2009 (UTC)
  • For. --Docile hippopotamus 04:00, 5 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Self-For. True story: I looked at my watchlist to see that Woody had added something to my userpage. A WotM nom! No way! No flippin' way! I had to check to make sure. I gasped out loud. No way! Necropaxx (T) {~} 00:12, Aug 6
And as to "more greatness", you might want to take a look at the UnMystery I'm currently hacking out. Just don't tell anyone, it's a secret. Necropaxx (T) {~} 00:15, Aug 6
I don't know, but since when has self-foring on Of the Month awards no longer become a faux pas? --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 00:21, 6 August 2009 (UTC)
Since I did it and won UotM. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:24, 6 August 2009 (UTC)
Yeah. Necropaxx (T) {~} 23:07, Aug 15
  • WTF?!? You haven't already won, Necro?!?! We'll fix that! MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 00:17, 6 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Deadly Peace X For per Necropaxx's coolness and greatness and ... and stuff. You know what I mean! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:23, 6 August 2009 (UTC)
  • For all the cool kids are doing it and I don't have the slightest chance and I can't vote for myself without hurting my conscienceand did I mention I don't have a chance? But seriously, nine features is an amazing feat. He deserves it far more than I. MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png 16px-HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png 16px-ChekhovSig.png16px-JapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUN 00:37, 6 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. per what everyone else said Sir ACROLO KUNFPWAOTMFA •(SPAM) 06:23, 6 August 2009 (UTC)
  • For; Necropaxx has been around doing good writing for some time now, and he's even got the chutzpah to vote for himself. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 23:05, 6 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. Necropaxx for being around and working here even without computer access which is clever. I also won't mark him down for visiting a creationist center and enjoying it. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 08:32, 8 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 23:29, 10 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. per above. --Mn-z 18:16, 12 August 2009 (UTC)
  • For. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 18:37, 12 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Oh shit! He hasn't won this yet?! very for Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool Egypt_orb_spinning.gif 22:41 August 12 '09
  • Yup--Sog1970 21:41, 27 August 2009 (UTC)
  • For. I've been a fan of Necropaxx since I reviewed Toaster back in the day. Knows what he's doing. --UU - natter UU Manhole 08:30, Aug 30
  • For. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 08:35, Aug 30

edit Uncyclopedian of the Month

edit SunnyChow (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 1
  • Nomination; I've already voted this month, and I know that this month's vote will probably be split over a number of very deserving candidates, but I feel that SunnyChow deserves this award too, and so I'm nominating him here so that he might get recognition from us, his peers, and maybe this award in the future. Because, seriously, I had never heard of this guy until a few days ago when he was nominated for PotM. And I was like "Okay, he deserves that". And then I went and looked at his contributions. Ever heard of Text Pong? I hadn't. Ever heard of Slot Fighter? My Untune Hero? Uncyclo-tan? This guy doesn't even speak English as his first language (or very well, as he admits himself), and he's doing things that I never imagined possible. So, take a look, and give this man some respect. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 16:19, 7 August 2009 (UTC)
  • For Whatever this guy is doing, we need more of it. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 00:27, 28 August 2009 (UTC)

edit The Woodburninator (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 1 people who've got wood.
  • Omnomnom I haven't decided who I'm gonna vote for yet, but Woody should have won this by now. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN17:09, 5 Aug
  • Aye. Necropaxx (T) {~} 21:03, Aug 6
  • Props. I've been bragging to my coworkers about how much I like this kid. Maybe in a few months. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 00:18, 7 August 2009 (UTC)

edit THEDUDEMAN (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +12

edit MadMax (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +3
  • Nomination. MadMax is literally mad. People have argued that he ought to have won this award twice, despite not being active in the months it was discussed, but now he is active again, and in the short weeks he's been back, he's managed to surpass everyone else in efficacy by at least 1000% combined. I haven't seen comebacks like this since Patrick Ewing's. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 01:51, 1 August 2009 (UTC)
  • For keeping up the competition. zh I hate me new sig 12:35 August 3
  • Vote Yes. I'm a n00b here but MadMax still offered to protect the PETA article I rewrote and has helped me a lot! Miley Spears 01:55, 4 August 2009 (UTC)
  • strongest possible moral support. of all the people who have won awards twice, none of them deserved it more than MadMax winning another UotM. this guy is uncyclopedia. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:54, 4 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Huge fucking props. But if I'm not mistaken, this guy's already also won Uncyclopedian of the Year, no? Led said to me giving him UotM after that is actually kinda insulting and I tend to agree. Nevertheless MadMAx is a machine. He doesn't feel remorse or pity, and he absolutely will not stop ever, until you are dead. Or am I getting my machines mixed up again? -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN22:55, 4 Aug
    Yes, he has also won UotY. But come on, he's MadMax! MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 23:52, 4 August 2009 (UTC)
    Aye, but wouldn't it be like giving someone who's won a Nobel Prize first place at the science fair? -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN23:59, 4 Aug
    Nay, it's like giving Bill Gates $20 for gas. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 00:16, 5 August 2009 (UTC)
  • For; this month is close, but MadMax wins out in my mind because he's basically the Lone Ranger of Uncyclopedia. Thank you masked man! -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 19:36, 5 August 2009 (UTC)

edit Romartus (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 1

edit ChiefjusticeDS (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +7
  • Nomination but still undecided. Seems to be all over the place. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 15:40, Aug 1
  • For (being so welcoming to me and being a generally thoroughly nice chap). I'm sure his actual contributions have been good too, I know he's been a devoted reviewer and all. --El Sid, the lazy oneparlez-vous franglais? 21:40, 2 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Stronger For. The reason why this is stronger is because I still strongly support MadMax and TDM and Bonner. However, while I both love and appreciate those two, I very rarely say about a user that "X has literally kept Y going for weeks." Well, Chiefjustice has literally kept Pee Review going for weeks, and that is both a huge responsibility and an accomplishment. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 18:29, 3 August 2009 (UTC)
  • For. He definitely has been keeping the Pee Review system afloat from what I can see looking back into the archives, plus is a generally helpful guy. Sequence 12:46, 7 August 2009 (UTC)
  • For. I've been trying to fix the mess that was Lost in Space and his quick-posted and detailed Pee Review helped more than Dr. Smith in a laser gun battle. Binky The WonderSkull 22:05, 10 August 2009 (UTC)
  • For. Madmax has won this already, and I'm not overly familiar with the work of the other guy, but ChiefJustice has given me several excellent Pee Reviews, all of which have been quite helpful, so yeah. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 07:42, 11 August 2009 (UTC)
  • For. Seems to be everywhere and that is a good reason to vote in favour.--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 16:35, 14 August 2009 (UTC)
  • For. Good luck Chief and thanks for the useful reviews! Sir ACROLO KUNFPWAOTMFA •(SPAM) 09:56, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

edit Guildensternenstein (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 2

edit Zana Dark (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +0
  • Nom + For She came so close last month, she deserves this at least this month. Sir ACROLO KUNFPWAOTMFA •(SPAM) 08:37, 3 August 2009 (UTC)
Considering the scores and the end of the month drawing near I might as well make my vote count Sir ACROLO KUNFPWAOTMFA •(SPAM) 09:54, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

edit Rcmurphy (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +0

edit Simsilikesims (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 1
Girl. ~Jewriken.GIF 07:39, 7 August 2009 (UTC)

edit Bonner (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 2
  • Nom His edits speak for themselves. Also, love the name. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 16:36, 5 August 2009 (UTC)
  • For, obviously. --Sai Jack Phoenix, professional killer admin (Whine?) (Wikia ads) 17:21, 5 August 2009 (UTC)
  • He still hasn't won this? Really? Damn. Strong for. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 17:32, Aug 5
  • Ah shit. This guy's back again? Well, that really complicates things again... I don't want to double-cross Chiefjustice with my stunning endorsement up there, but to everyone else: if you don't vote for Chiefjustice, you should probably vote for Bonner. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 18:01, 5 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Self for - I guess, I don't think i've ever been up for any sort of award, so err...Cheers. A bit out of the blue though :) BonSig.png (Bonner) Icons-flag-gb (Talk) Aug 5, 18:18
    • Can't vote twice. Decide between yourself and The Dude, please. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 18:21, 5 August 2009 (UTC)
      • Oh yeah, shit. I forget things...A lot. Sorry 'bout that. BonSig.png (Bonner) Icons-flag-gb (Talk) Aug 5, 18:22

edit Hyperbole (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 2
  • nomination by uncyclopedia clause 13.b.wtf, which states: "how the bloody fuck does <user> not have <award> yet?" in this case, how the bloody fuck has hyperbole never won UotM? this guy averages 1.7 features per month. that means every two weeks since he showed up, his work is on the front page for a day. he's constantly around on VFD, and he also does useful stuff that never gets noticed, hence the existence of clause 13.b.wtf. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 23:18, 10 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. per above. --Mn-z 05:47, 11 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. He probably needs nominating on whore of the month also if that has not been done already... Some very creative work there. The whoring I mean. Though HowTo:Whore your article on VFD was better. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 05:51, Aug 11
    • It appears Whore of Month is closed. Btw, I can't believe Yettie never won that. --Mn-z 06:12, 11 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Comment. If I hadn't already voted for another excellent Unc, I would have voted for Hyperbole. Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 06:43, 27 August 2009 (UTC)
  • You'll win it next month, trust me. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:47, 31 August 2009 (UTC)

edit Noob of the Month

edit Siddhartha-Wolf (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: Ineligible

Ineligible nomination moved to the talk page for cosmetic reasons. POTR

edit Rcmurphy (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 4
  • Nom (but not a for...) Actually, looking at the ruling on time, I think I've found an alternate nominee. Pup t 08:41, 3/08/2009
Wait, this guy has been here for over a year, no fair :( --El Sid, the lazy oneparlez-vous franglais? 12:25, 3 August 2009 (UTC)
  • For third time in a row being nommed. He shall finally win!. zh I hate me new sig 12:32 August 3
  • For the lulz. Also, he has won it before Zheliel. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 12:56, 3 August 2009 (UTC)
    I think you mean before I was born. Or something. We should hold our NotY soon. zh I hate me new sig 10:11 August 6
  • token against. you'd think it would amuse me that this is approximately the 8th generation of Rcmurphy nommers, and even the 4th generation had no idea who he was. you'd be mistaken. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:51, 4 August 2009 (UTC)
That suggests that I have to know who he is in order to vote for him. That's almost as bad as having to read an article prior to VFH. Pup t 10:28, 6/08/2009

Symbol against vote Against. per dormant 1 year old Sir ACROLO KUNFPWAOTMFA •(SPAM) 06:34, 6 August 2009 (UTC)

No comment Sir ACROLO KUNFPWAOTMFA •(SPAM) 06:51, 6 August 2009 (UTC)
I think you mean {{Comment}}. And rc deserves to win. Though I've never seen him edit before. Or her. zh I hate me new sig 10:13 August 6
Then I guess I'll Symbol neutral vote Abstain. and vote for him the end of the month if no one else comes along :P Sir ACROLO KUNFPWAOTMFA •(SPAM) 11:21, 6 August 2009 (UTC)
  • WTF? -- This person first posted here 05:26, 5 July 2007. But you accept him/her/it and reject Miley Spears? Miley is only disqualified because she/he/it posted for one day, then came back a month and half later and started posting regularly two weeks ago. So she's really only been active for two weeks and Rcmurphy has been here over two years? WTF????? Binky The WonderSkull 05:28, 9 August 2009 (UTC)
    I've dumped a response on your user talk page. And why are you named after a horse? Pup t 06:14, 9/08/2009
    You jerk. I've been screwing around and not doing anything useful for four and a half years, not two. Get it right! —rc (t) 03:42, 15 August 2009 (UTC)
    You have a valid point. However, Binky is a n00b who has only been here for three months - give him a break! Pup t 05:37, 15/08/2009
    Actually, I've only been 3 1/2 months, if you don't count the 3 1/2 year gaps. Binky The WonderSkull 06:32, 16 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Temporary Against. 'til savior shows up. Hell, it's still 9th and people are voting Rcmorphed already. Defeatist bastards Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool Egypt_orb_spinning.gif 06:27 August 9 '09
  • future heavyweight champion of the world right here --Bald dude Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude 04:52, 13 August 2009 (UTC)

edit Paul Murphy (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 0
  • Nom. zh I hate me new sig 12:32 August 3

edit Sequence (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 12
And he has done some decent peeing too--El Sid, the lazy oneparlez-vous franglais? 11:24, 6 August 2009 (UTC)
  • For He helped me with the PEE queue and has done some good work otherwise.... also I can't bring myself to vote for RC.--ChiefjusticeDS 17:51, 6 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Given that I'm, not voting for RC and I can't vote for Miley, I'll go Symbol for vote FOR an Australian who recently started looking for work but is helping with the PEE queue in the meantime - We did it last month! Pup t 07:25, 7/08/2009
  • For. In lieu of S-W, I find this guy to be the most useful. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 16:14, 10 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. per above. --Mn-z 17:51, 10 August 2009 (UTC)
  • For, because it was my awesome welcome message that made him so good. Right sequence? Please tell them all about how everything good that happens can be attributed to me. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 18:20, Aug 10
Yes, The Led Balloon's individualised pre-rendered welcome was most appreciated :). Sequence 13:10, 11 August 2009 (UTC)

edit Miley Spears (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

  • Nom Actually really excited by this one. And I think she might make a good writer as well. It's looking like a three horse race all of a sudden. Pup t 10:34, 6/08/2009
And I thought you were exited by me!? Do your kisses mean nothing?    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 12:47 6 August 2009
  • I would for, but she is sadly also ineligible. First contrib stretches back to June 9th. Start checking these things before you nominate, guys. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 17:34, 6 August 2009 (UTC)
I did, but as I was half asleep at the time I honestly thought it said July. My bad. Pup t 07:23, 7/08/2009
  • Thanks so much for nominating me! Yes, I was here for only one day on 69 right before finals, then disappeared because I moved for the summer. Then I posted like a crazy girl because I'm in the middle of nowhere and bored. I know, technically that disqualifies me. (Insert Appropriate Profanity Here). But thanks so much! Miley Spears 21:20, 7 August 2009 (UTC)
    • Aaaawwww, you'll always be my noob of the month. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN21:32, 7 Aug

edit Miley Spears (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 1
  • Renom despite technical ineligibility. Look, technically, both her and Sid are not eligible. So what? They're still noobs, and damn good ones. I think, we should obey the spirit of the rules, rather than the letter. -- impressive Ape (ejaculate) (Riot Porn) 22:03, 7 August 2009 (UTC)
    • Sorry, but she misses this by just under two months, not just over one. Letting her complete wouldn't just be a slight adjustment of the rules, it'd be a complete mockery. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 02:28, 9 August 2009 (UTC)
  • For. Isn't Uncyclopedia in favor of complete mockery? But check--she was here for one day then came back a month and half later which was only two weeks ago. Do we kill her for one day? Binky The WonderSkull 01:18, 10 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Voice your opinion at Forum:Noob eligibility requirements. Or not. Binky The WonderSkull 01:21, 10 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Naked response (that usually gets peeps attention). Thanks for the unauthorized kudos! And I voiced my opinion too. :) Miley Spears 19:06, 10 August 2009 (UTC)

edit Siddhartha-Wolf (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 2
  • Nom & For - see above. -- impressive Ape (ejaculate) (Riot Porn) 22:03, 7 August 2009 (UTC)
  • For; because he's really cool. Staircase CUNt 02:22, 9 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Abstain because of my comments on someone else. But maybe an award for Most Noob Edits of User Pages? Binky The WonderSkull 03:06, 10 August 2009 (UTC)
    • Not sure I've been editing anyone's User pages (aside from my own), apart from sticking "Noob of the Month" nominations on them. I'm sure you mean "talk pages" and you're quite right.--El Sid, the lazy oneparlez-vous franglais? 09:41, 10 August 2009 (UTC)

This issue is still under discussion, until there is a decision made, stop nominating invalid candidates.. ~Jewriken.GIF 09:54, 10 August 2009 (UTC)

The result was to not be so strict on the rules. Does that count for anything? Miley Spears 01:25, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

edit September 2009

edit Writer of the Month

edit MacMania (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 15 disciples of Jobs
  • Nom&StrongFor. Let me introduce you to my good colleague MacMania. Last month, this beast of a writer churned out 3 very funny articles: Firefly, UnScripts:Star Wars (2010), and Pixar. The month before that, he got two features: Cheerios and Sherlock Holmes. To top it all off, he's got two articles up for feature as I write this: Alien and UnScripts:Les Misérables, Abrégés. Fellow Uncyclopedians, the choice is clear: MacMania for WotM. Thank you. /steps off podium. Necropaxx (T) {~} 03:21, Sep 1
  • Symbol for vote One more thing ... HA! You fell for that, didn't you? Nope, not a single more thing. Ha! Half of you people must have paid for the keynote just to hear what one more thing I had, didn't you!

    Anyway. Yes, thank you very much. I'll just walk over to the ballot box right there ... MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png 16px-HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png 16px-ChekhovSig.png16px-JapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUN[03:33 1 Sep 2009]
    Actually, just one more thing—also on VFH is UnBooks:An Authentic Journal of Travelers on the Oregon Trail MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png 16px-HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png 16px-ChekhovSig.png16px-JapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUN[00:16 4 Sep 2009]). I know, I spelled 'travellers' with one 'l'. I had to keep the local dialect, didn't I? Eh? MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png 16px-HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png 16px-ChekhovSig.png16px-JapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUN[03:48 1 Sep 2009]
    Oh, and PS: someone please get Psyché into the feature queue. MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png 16px-HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png 16px-ChekhovSig.png16px-JapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUN[03:50 1 Sep 2009]
    Annoying when that isn't changed on time, isn't it? —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 12:42, 1 September 2009 (UTC)
    For fuck's sake. So we don't always stand beside a computer ready to change the feature exactly as the clock strikes midnight. Whoopee shit. Most of the time it gets changed fairly soon after. And more importantly, idiots get banned, cyberbullying gets deleted, vandalism gets dealt with, people get helped out, talked to, encouraged or warned, and work gets done. The world DOES NOT END if the feature doesn't change dead on time. This little insidious drip drip drip of comments you keep making doesn't help - it just winds people up. Annoying when people get really anal about certain things, isn't it? --UU - natter UU Manhole 12:56, Sep 1
    Sorry. Bit of a hasty comment. Yeah, admins do have users and vandalism to monitor (note: and, of course, real life [15:18 1 Sep 2009]), so it's quite understandable. I'll just sneak back out now ... MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png 16px-HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png 16px-ChekhovSig.png16px-JapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUN[15:15 1 Sep 2009]
    Er, that was aimed more at the King of the comment about the feature queue, Monsieur Enstein. --UU - natter UU Manhole 20:21, Sep 1
    Sorry again, I guess. Checked out the history, so now I've got context. I must be feeling very guilty about something here ... MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png 16px-HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png 16px-ChekhovSig.png16px-JapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUN[21:00 1 Sep 2009]
  • Strong For. In my opinion, one of the top 5 writers we have here, and he's only been here two months. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 12:42, 1 September 2009 (UTC)
  • For. A natural at this lark. --UU - natter UU Manhole 12:57, Sep 1
  • For Having reviewed several of his articles I can safely say he is a very good writer. --Sequence 14:47, September 2, 2009 (UTC)
  • For. And that Oregon Trail article is just brilliant.--You know what the music means... Our time is up. 18:34, September 2, 2009 (UTC)
  • For per above. --Mn-z 18:36, September 2, 2009 (UTC)
  • Most definitely. He writes feature after feature. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:37, 2 September 2009 (UTC)
  • Certainly--Sog1970 07:45, September 3, 2009 (UTC)
  • yes yes yes yes! Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool Egypt_orb_spinning.gif 02:27 September 5 '09
  • For. I died on the Oregon Trail, and my lower body got eaten for breakfast. That's why I'm Binky The WonderSkull 17:52, September 5, 2009 (UTC)
  • For. So predictable.. whaditellye! Now you have to like wait a month for a shiny trophy that you know youre gonna get. Sir ACROLO KUNFPWAOTMFA •(SPAM) 08:08, September 6, 2009 (UTC)
  • For. Always a difficult one to review, you have to work so hard to find something bad to say, translation = he is very good at this.--ChiefjusticeDS 20:24, September 18, 2009 (UTC)
  • For. It's about time a Scottish sounding name won this award. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 21:44, September 18, 2009 (UTC)
  • For. Clearly deserves this. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 15:08, September 27, 2009 (UTC)

edit PuppyOnTheRadio (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +1
  • Nom. Though I've already given my vote to Mac, PotR deserves at least a nomination. As of now he's got three really strong features, and is on his way to a fourth (and hopefully fifth, if ya'll were sophisticated enough to appreciate Isaac The Tank Engine). He ranks among the most well read and sophisticated users here (as far as I can tell, anyway), and deserves at least to be in the running for this award. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 03:19, September 5, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol against vote Self-against As much as I appreciate the nod, I'm not quite at the level that either yourself or Mac are at the moment, and I was actually going to lend my support to Mac this month, pending bribe, except that up until today there hasn't been another contender. And again as much as I appreciate it, MacMania all the way! (Who's name actually comes from Mac meaning son of, and Mania meaning hyperactive insanity - how can you not love it?) Pup t 03:41, 5/09/2009
  • Comment. You're a great writer, Puppy. But I'll respect your wishes and not vote for you. -- Binky</font> The WonderSkull 18:00, September 5, 2009 (UTC)

edit Uncyclopedian of the Month

edit Syndrome (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 0

edit Zana Dark (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +1
  • nom for the portals. --Mn-z 18:38, September 2, 2009 (UTC)
  • For. A hard working contributor to this site who has done a lot of work to make this site a lot more user friendly. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 21:55, September 18, 2009 (UTC)

edit Bonner (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: -0

edit Hyperbole (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +15

edit Noob of the Month

edit Monkeyhuffer (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: o

edit Why do I need to provide this? (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 21 people who won't provide this

edit Rcmurphy (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 4

*For as per awesome. Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 01:04, 1 September 2009 (UTC)

  • Comment for crying out loud its the 1st. Shouldn't we wait until at least mid month to vote for the joke nominations? --Mn-z 05:34, 1 September 2009 (UTC)
  • For. Per Mnbvcxz. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN23:16, 2 Sep
  • Symbol abstain vote Weak Abstain because there's a competitor. With Savings, most probably.                zh              06:40 September 10
  • Symbol for vote For. Too little competition. Colin Explode fireALL YOUR BASEExplode fireHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 21:23, September 12, 2009 (UTC)

edit October 2009

edit Writer of the Month

edit 205.56.145.34 (TalkContribs (del)Block (rem-lst-all)WhoisCityProxy?WP Edits)

Score: 2
  • Nom Hasn't contributed much recently, but I don't think he has gotten enough recognitions for the advances he's made in humor writing and how we perceive Uncyclopedia today. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 19:40, October 28, 2009 (UTC)
  • Comment. Thank you for giving Puppy some competition. I looked through this editor's history. This user has been here for 3 1/2 years and, with the possible exception of one or two edits, has done some productive work here. Worth considering. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 21:55, October 28, 2009 (UTC)
  • Comment They say you can tell the measure of a man in his competition. I feel cheap. Pup 22:13, 28/10/2009
I've seen your competition. They're mostly listed above under "People who already done won this thing." WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 22:16, October 28, 2009 (UTC)

edit PuppyOnTheRadio (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 18
  • Nom and 4. He has pheatured so many articles in such a short space of time, he will get this award sooner or later anyway Sir ACROLO KUNFPWAOTMFA •(SPAM) 16:56, October 1, 2009 (UTC)
  • For. I love first day votes. FreddThe Redd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 17:05 October 1 '09
  • Symbol for vote Woof? Bark? In any case, here is a fantastic writer. MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png 16px-HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png 16px-ChekhovSig.png16px-JapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUN[22:15 1 Oct 2009]
  • Symbol for vote puppy[/zh] 09:21 October 2
  • For, per my nom last month. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 12:24, October 2, 2009 (UTC)
  • For because I get the fuzzies --Morgz789 13:42, October 3, 2009 (UTC)
  • For. For the woofer on the wireless. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 21:17, October 5, 2009 (UTC)
  • For. One of the most intellectual writers we've had on this site. Not only have I laughed much reading his articles, but I've also learned enough about the human mind so that I can carry on conversations with hot pysch majors. :) Necropaxx (T) {~} Saturday, 22:07, Oct 10
  • Ah, I'm all about the pursuit of psych majors happiness! Pup t 01:36, 11/10/2009
  • <vanity>I know that I am good,</vanity><self-deprecation> because I laugh at my junk all the time.</self-deprecation> Pup t 01:36, 11/10/2009
  • Do it. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 21:12, October 12, 2009 (UTC)
  • Comment - he can't win. Not really. Only a couple of months ago I wrote his front page blurb for winning NOTM, and you expect me to write something new?!?!? I'm only human you know! ~Jewriken.GIF 21:16, October 12, 2009 (UTC)
    It's okay, I didn't actually read it last month anyway. Pup t 23:47, 12/10/2009
    Bastard. ~Jewriken.GIF 15:02, October 14, 2009 (UTC)
  • For. --Sog1970 13:33, October 16, 2009 (UTC)
  • For. He writes well (also gets along well, listens to me and follows my suggestions well, and pees well--don't ask me how I know). Also he's my uncle. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 06:41, October 20, 2009 (UTC)
  • For. Seriously, I swear I voted on this weeks ago! Is this what madness feels like? --ChiefjusticeDS 13:44, October 20, 2009 (UTC)
  • For As per this. Where the Wild Colins Are - LET THE WILD RUMPUS START! 14:31, October 20, 2009 (UTC)
  • For bandwagons. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 22:38 Oct 28 2009
  • Bark! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:04, 30 October 2009
  • ЗА ПOТР! I guess he should get this prize. PoliszSir Ptok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj KUN 21:54, October 30, 2009 (UTC)
  • For. I love casting the deciding vote. --UU - natter UU Manhole 17:07, Oct 31
  • Sorry mate, this is the deciding vote. ~Jewriken.GIF 23:57, October 31, 2009 (UTC)

edit Uncyclopedian of the Month

edit ChiefjusticeDS (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 10
  • Nom, but certainly not for This guy has done lots of anti-vandal work along with his writing and review work. Um... Yeah. Cause I like there to be competition. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 23:04, October 6, 2009 (UTC)
    • To quote Guildy, I don't know why you find the notion of voting for so objectionable as to need to amend that, but fair enough. --ChiefjusticeDS 18:06, October 31, 2009 (UTC)
      • Because. The word for makes me think of a whore. I'm certainly not for whores. Women should be paid for sex, not taken advantage of by getting them drunk or by marrying them. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 18:15, October 31, 2009 (UTC)
  • For. Gives great advice and valuable proofreading support. --BlueSpiritGuy 12:14, October 7, 2009 (UTC)
  • For. Good man/woman/android. Friendly and helpful. ~Jewriken.GIF 12:55, October 7, 2009 (UTC)
  • What Mr. Jew said FreddThe Redd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 22:58 October 7 '09
  • For The Chief has been very helpful and polite (is that possible on a Wiki?), done a great number of Pee Reviews, and helped resolve a conflict I got involved in. Go Chief! WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 22:52, October 9, 2009 (UTC)
  • For. He deserves this long ago Sir ACROLO KUNFPWAOTMFA •(SPAM) 15:08, October 12, 2009 (UTC)
  • For. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 18:45, October 18, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. Surprise tiebreaker! --Count of Monkey Crisco 01:52, October 22, 2009 (UTC)
  • For. --Sog1970 13:43, October 25, 2009 (UTC)
  • For watching my house... supposedly. Donutmancuzco,23:21,Oct,26,2009 (UTC)
  • Yup. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:06, 30 October 2009
  • Strong Symbol against vote Against. -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 18:04, 30 Oct
    • But... why? Necropaxx (T) {~} Saturday, 11:26, Oct 31 2009
      • Let's not go there, OK? --UU - natter UU Manhole 17:09, Oct 31
  • For. Has taken the weight of checking Cajek's list off my shoulders, which is vastly appreciated. --UU - natter UU Manhole 17:09, Oct 31

edit Count of Monkey Crisco (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 8
  • Nom+For. For his work in the Uncyclopedia basement bringing to our attention articles/pages/stubs/vanity pieces that should be thrown into the incinerator. It's a dirty job but someone has to do it. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 05:53, October 2, 2009 (UTC)
  • Comment. If you nominate someone, please add the nom template to their user page. I was nommed for something and it wasn't until there was only hours left in the month that someone finally added the template to my page! I might never have known about it and voters who visit a nominee's page might not either. :) Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 02:27, October 6, 2009 (UTC)

edit Pentium5dot1 (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 1
  • Nom & For Extremely helpful user for quite a while now. Has been editing, and fixing up UN:RA for forever now, among other things. His not so well known-ness doesn't change the fact that he is an awesome user. Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 16:38, October 7, 2009 (UTC)

edit Noob of the Month

edit BlueSpiritGuy (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +9
  • Nom & For. I have been waiting for someone to write something about Julius Malema and he pulled this one off great so far and shows some promise in his writing. Sir ACROLO KUNFPWAOTMFA •(SPAM) 10:57, October 11, 2009 (UTC)
  • For: Shows a great deal of promise and writes well. Is also my adopted n00b, so I was hardly going to vote any other way. --ChiefjusticeDS 11:07, October 11, 2009 (UTC)
  • For. Julius Malema was a very nice article. This kid can write. Also, is it just me or is Uncyc receiving a massive influx of South African users? Necropaxx (T) {~} Sunday, 22:50, Oct 11
  • For. Because Malema said “Beautiful girls are found in the ANC. If you want to get married, you must choose to get married in the ANC and vote for BlueSpiritGuy." WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 20:36, October 12, 2009 (UTC)
  • For as a protest vote against rcmurphy, as according to UN:HS he and I are on par! Pup t 23:41, 12/10/2009
  • For Good articles. 20:55. October 12, 2009 (UTC) {Mikario}
  • For the South African invasion of Uncyc! --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 10:58, October 21, 2009 (UTC)
  • Afrikaans. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:10, 30 October 2009
  • For the man with the clipboard said I should learn to love myself, and that starts with voting for me.--BlueSpiritGuy 22:00, October 31, 2009 (UTC)

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  • still the future heavyweight champion of the world right here --Bald dude Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude 02:01, October 1, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol abstain vote Weak Abstain. Too bad. [/zh] 09:00 October 1
  • Against. Sorry, but I don't think you've been here long enough to be Noob of the Month. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 22:54, October 6, 2009 (UTC)
  • For. A stand-up n00b. Excellent form. Wot. Necropaxx (T) {~} Sunday, 01:27, Oct 11
  • Against The time is not yet ripe. —rc (t) 03:10, October 21, 2009 (UTC)
    • So, you'll win next month? [b]- zhelili ??? 05:27 October 21
      • I win every month. It's just a question of degree. —rc (t) 04:36, October 28, 2009 (UTC)

edit November 2009

edit Writer of the Month

edit Zim ulator (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

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edit EvilZak (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

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  • Nom A nod towards one of the writers who helped to create Uncyclopedia back in the day, and whose articles I have re-read a few times and am impressed that it has withstood the test of time. Hope that in 2013 someone could say the same about me. Pup

edit Uncyclopedian Of The Month

edit Why do I need to provide this? (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

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  • Nom. Because I can. FreddThe Redd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 11:44, November 1, 2009 (UTC)
  • Yes. A fine user; does good stuff at Pee Review, helps out noobs, and has a lighthearted, cheery demeanor. Necropaxx (T) {~} Monday, 00:33, Nov 2 2009
  • For. In October he did 21 detailed Pee Reviews, Welcomed 177 people, wrote two Featured Articles, helped with several articles for other ppl that got featured, made Images for a featured article and made a bunch of images for other articles and made a Ninja Star, and did more Proofreads than anybody. Plus he's nice. Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 19:12, November 2, 2009 (UTC)
  • For. If all that is true then he has my vote. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 19:14, November 2, 2009 (UTC)
  • For. Very few people have the patience to siff through other people's shit... Sir ACROLO KUNFPWAOTMFA •(SPAM) 22:06, November 3, 2009 (UTC)
  • Comment. Thanks so much. But I do feel I should clarify that one of "my" two featured articles in October was actually co-written by Syndrome and myself. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 00:53, November 3, 2009 (UTC)
  • For. It is only your second/third month, but with all the work you are putting in this is inevitable. So I thought I'd quickly creep out of my hibernating status and put down a vote. --BlueSpiritGuy 20:00, November 7, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For., because- wait. Why do I need to provide this? in rememberanz of all teh siggies 05:27 November 12
  • For. Often, I think this award is really awarded for "Best Uncyclopedian who's been around a while and we haven't honored yet." And I'd give that award to Necro. But if we're really voting on the last month's contributions, I think Why? takes this in a landslide. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 22:58, November 18, 2009 (UTC)
  • Ankh smite Bless. Because I just got an edit conflict with myself... ThinmintThinmintThinmintWould you like a cookie, sir? ThinmintThinmintThinmint 11:47,19November,2009

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  • Nom and for. Because I can't. Update: I made up my mind! FreddThe Redd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 11:44, November 1, 2009 (UTC)
  • For. Fine for me PoliszSir Ptok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj KUN 20:37, November 1, 2009 (UTC)
  • For. A generally useful user that's deserved this for a while now. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 01:09, November 4, 2009 (UTC)
    • Generally?! I kid, I kid. Necropaxx (T) {~} Wednesday, 02:33, Nov 4 2009
  • For. I won't let Necropaxx out-noble me with his vote, plus he's contributed a great deal to this site (Features, Pee Reviews, Things I'm not old enough to know about) and is our favorite Uncyclopedian Angel of Death. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 15:41, November 4, 2009 (UTC)
  • Deserves it better than Andorin. Actually, I don't know this guy's work that well, but he's actually behaving nice around me. ^_^ -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 05:34, 12 Nov
    One, I already said I don't want UotM. Two, I'm nearly one hundred percent certain that votes like "deserves it more than xxxx" aren't legitimate. --Andorin Kato 05:36, November 12, 2009 (UTC)
    Go stick your legitimisation up your arse. -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 05:38, 12 Nov
    Thank you for proving my point. --Andorin Kato 05:40, November 12, 2009 (UTC)
    This is the second time in a row Luvvy voted on UotM out of spite. One might start to worry. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 05:44, November 12, 2009 (UTC)
  • Oh, and before I forget: For. --Andorin Kato 05:55, November 12, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol comment vote Comment. I just want it said that I love this 3-way tie thing; if we could keep this and all 3 of us get the award (looks sternly at Andorin) I would be the happiest Uncyclopedian ever. :D Necropaxx (T) {~} Thursday, 06:06, Nov 12 2009
  • For. ~Jewriken.GIF 10:03, November 15, 2009 (UTC)

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  • Dig. Recently returned from hiatus and has been QVFD-ing, BP-ing, RC-ing, and reporting vandalisms and bannables in IRC to me more than is particularly convenient toward my cause of lazing around and accomplishing nothing. So he also causes me to accomplish things. And anyone who can get an admin to do that must deserve this award. Or a spanking. Oh, and he also writes! Got a feature last month. -- Also, penis. 20:17, November 2, 2009 (UTC)
  • Potch. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 09:26, November 3, 2009 (UTC)
  • I would actually like to withdraw from this. --Andorin Kato 04:30, November 4, 2009 (UTC)
    Comment. Why do you want to withdraw? But if you do, ppl should let you. Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 07:28, November 4, 2009 (UTC)
    Well, if it becomes an issue, I just refuse the award. :P --Andorin Kato 07:30, November 4, 2009 (UTC)
    And as for your question, I just don't feel like I need to be UotM. Let someone else who does something besides clean up vandalism (as in, someone who writes and fixes articles and makes the wiki a better place) get the award. --Andorin Kato 07:33, November 4, 2009 (UTC)
    But...you do all of those things! -- Also, penis. 17:46, November 6, 2009 (UTC)
  • For per above. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 04:33, November 4, 2009 (UTC)
  • Comment Originally I just voted because he didn't want the award, but since he singlehandedly keeps back vandalism on the wiki and given the sheer number of times he's beaten me to a revert by mere seconds, the for stays. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 02:38, November 19, 2009 (UTC)
I voted for Necropaxx before Andorin was nominated (Necropaxx already voted for me, so there's was nothing noble about my vote). But Andorin does the kind of behind the scenes work that doesn't get noticed in other categories. I conceed the election and give my congratulations! WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 01:22, December 1, 2009 (UTC)
Yeah me too. Necropaxx (T) {~} Tuesday, 01:40, Dec 1 2009
Well, I'm not bloody conceding... the challenge is on - the gauntlet is thrown! Pup

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  • Nom and Against I don't really want to vote For anyone, because that would mean that I'm voting Against the other two, and none of the three candidates deserve to not win... or something. So if I vote against myself as a candidate, then that will mean there's one less vote against someone else. Pup

edit Noob of the month

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  • Comment Ah, the user page was actually created by me to avoid confusion between him and BLUESOCK. Pup
  • Well normally, I'd be ashamed to vote for myself, but seeing as how I'm at zero this is becoming a pride thing. --BlueSock 02:03, November 3, 2009 (UTC)
  • Comment. This is one of the people I was going to nominate. I know this is technically for last month, but as one of these people has had significantly more time here than the other, I'm going to wait until longer in the month to vote. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 03:56, November 3, 2009 (UTC)

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  • Nom I hate this guy. I'm putting him here so we can keep an eye on him. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 15:24, November 1, 2009 (UTC)
  • Intent to vote for. Has contributed quite a lot and been a generally pretty nice person within only a few short days. If he can keep it up for another week or two, he's got my vote. -- Also, penis. 16:03, November 1, 2009 (UTC) Forgot about the other one. This guy will be eligible in a month, right? Right? -- Also, penis. 06:45, November 3, 2009 (UTC)
I'm pretty sure AiC will be eligible next month, just barely. Also I think The Babe Over There On The Right shows some definite potential. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 05:07, November 4, 2009 (UTC)
  • Comment: Would advise a 'no' vote. This user is scared of ghosts and caligrophy, and last time I saw him he was inhaling glue. I put my 'yes' on the nose of the Filly. Aleister in Chains 16:53, November 5, 2009 (UTC)
  • For. I think he may have a real skull on the table and some pickled toads in a cupboard but might put the hex on me if I don't vote for him. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 11:29, November 28, 2009 (UTC)

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  • Symbol for vote Nom and for Already a featured writer. She's salty, and she's into latex. Pup
  • DIG All contributors 14-17 should be leaving her inconsequential messages on her talk, thinly veiling the lustful interest felt knowing that she is an intelligent female, and a pretty damn fine writer to boot. She's got tits, people! --THINKER 21:09, November 1, 2009 (UTC)
  • Hiatus Hernia is a girl too, and I will not have anyone tell me otherwise. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 23:20, November 1, 2009 (UTC)
  • Have you been stalking me? That guy masturbating outside my window was you, wasn't it? (screams in a girly way)(btw, thx for the nom, no thanks for the added userbox) --~Scriptsiggy.JPG 06:14, 2009 Nov 2
  • Featured Writer + Girl = For Necropaxx (T) {~} Monday, 06:49, Nov 2 2009
  • Gi.. Gil... Gir... Girl? what does that word mean? I'll just assume that it's something good. For. FreddThe Redd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 07:07, November 2, 2009 (UTC)
  • Dig -- Also, penis. 20:27, November 2, 2009 (UTC)
  • But of course. Noob feature picture show Sir ACROLO KUNFPWAOTMFA •(SPAM) 22:12, November 3, 2009 (UTC)
  • Comment. This is one of the people I was going to nominate. I know this is technically for last month, but as one of these people has had significantly more time here than the other, I'm going to wait until longer in the month to vote. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 03:57, November 3, 2009 (UTC)
  • For Good enough for me. Mikario
  • Four!!, no, For Thought I was golfing there for a moment. I used to date Madeline, and she's caught her essence, her soul, perfectly. Aleister in Chains 11:25, November 4, 2009 (UTC)
  • Half For. I'm splitting my vote (hey, anonymous IPs do it, why can't I?) WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 02:26, November 12, 2009 (UTC)
Well, once again my parent doesn't think I'm good enough. hmmff.--Puffskein 03:17, November 12, 2009 (UTC)
Ah, don't think that dear. I just don't want to be accused of nepotism. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 07:22, November 28, 2009 (UTC)
  • For Even though you don't visit enough. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN