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Welcome to Past Winners 5: Revenge of the Aphids. This page covers the major Uncyc awards for the second half of 2007.

edit Writer of the Month

edit July 2007

edit Ljlego (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: TWEENty-fiiiversjlego
  • For As I said I would vote for him this month, might as well make him the first nom. Per several articles that I don't care to list, and his several VFH noms in the past month. -RAHB 09:34, 1 July 2007 (UTC)
  • For. Fuck you RAHB, now I'm going to have to nominate someone else D: --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 12:19, 1 July 2007 (UTC)
You don't have to do anything, guvn'a.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 13:38, 1 July 2007 (UTC)
Eh, I'll still nominate someone. Real late in the month though, unless the Doktor is in ;) --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 20:49, 1 July 2007 (UTC)
It doesn't matter because the guy I nommed will win =p -RAHB 04:09, 2 July 2007 (UTC)
He's no §ǚρωξλ£μĦΦφ≈€ƏξßÐÆØΞ, at least --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 18:47, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
Yeah, I think he actually got tired of that name himself. That's why he's Squiggle now.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 19:40, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
  • For This guy adopted me when no one else would. *sniff* Plus he is cranking out great articles in no time at all. Necropaxx (T) {~} 21:27, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
  • For Wow. What a nice user. It's Mrthejazz... a case not yet solved. 21:52, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
  • For Sir Severian Severian1 CUN (Sprich mit mir!) Kraut 13:38, 15 July 2007 (UTC)
  • oh dear, I like the Dok, he's got good brain, but...next month?? For now...For "Big Guy" Lj--Sir Shandon GUN (Talk) (Trophy Room) 07:28, 18 July 2007 (UTC)
  • very yes --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» UNKNOWNFILE 21:29, 24 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Foreskin shaped appendages began to erupt from R'yaleths body, forming star patterns with a great, gaping maw poised to ensnare it's victims... H. P. Lovecraft Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 17:48, 28 July 2007 (UTC)
  • For Despite mainly paying attention to the bad articles on the site, I've got round to reading the occasional hilarious Ljlego contribution. --Strange (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 23:53, 28 July 2007 (UTC)
  • He's had an excellent month and well worth the entrance fee. For. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me) 15:47, 30 July 2007 (UTC)
  • F☭R, SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle09:31, 30 July 2007

edit HerrDoktor (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +13

edit Mhaille (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +1 sitcom watchers

Nomination + For One of the better writers here. Should get paid to write a sitcom. Maybe one about a couple who are forced to move to Canada. And they have a talking dog! -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us

Ineligible, as he (deservedly) won already, forever ago. And come on, don't nom this late in the month! — Sir Wehp! (t!) (c!) — 23:12, 31 July 2007 (UTC)
Who says you can only win once? (But yeah, it is a bit late in the month for new additions) --THINKER 00:17, 1 August 2007 (UTC)
There's no rule which says that you can't win an award more than once. The sole exception to this non-rule, however, is, understandably, Mhaille. Ineligible. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 01:17, 1 August 2007 (UTC)


edit August 2007

edit HerrDoktor (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 3 failed WotM nominations
Really, this is making me embarrassed. Let's see if this old rusted tincan can score at least once more, so we can try it over again. -- herr doktor needsAcharge Rocket [scream!] 15:34, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
Start writing again, then we'll talk :) --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 01:40, 4 August 2007 (UTC)
I hate to say it, but TKF is right. The guy who beat you out last time has like twelve features, or something crazy like that. You gotta get writin, man. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:29, 5 August 2007 (UTC)
To be fair, I only have ten features and this dude has 5.5. Just the facts, man.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 12:05, 5 August 2007 (UTC)
Yeah, and he's like a handsome Brazilian dude! That has to count for something! ~Jewriken.GIF 13:43, 7 August 2007 (UTC)
Typical. Simply typical. I type a few sentences in the colloquial and all of a sudden I am the target of unbecoming impersonations. Very well, from now henceforth my typing shall recall to mind the dialect of an 85-year-old British butler. I hope that you are quite pleased with yourselves. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:08, 9 August 2007 (UTC)
Whoa! Seems that I didn't make myself clear. I'm talking that being a candidate and losing every month is making me embarrassed. No word about the merit of the other contenders, of course there's better people around, people, that, for instance, do things here. -- herr doktor needsAcharge Rocket [scream!] 20:04, 20 August 2007 (UTC)
In his defense, he's busy sailing the majestic fjords of Brazil, fishing for herring to pickle, before the long, cold embrace of winter descends. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 10:42, 20 August 2007 (UTC)
Actually, I'm taking my initiation rituals. One guy will play a drum made of calabash, then famelic kids will throw coconuts at you and the chief will let loose the ferocious amazons from their enclosure, and the amazons will try to tear your thong up with their teeth. If you keep the thong, the test is suceed, and you're considered gay enough to wear Carnaval peacock costumes. Failing is part of my expertise, I'm gonna tell you. -- herr doktor needsAcharge Rocket [scream!] 20:04, 20 August 2007 (UTC)
  • He is a great writer. He is a friend. I hope this vote will convince him to return to his glorious days as a maniacal writer and a noob drill sergeant. ~Jewriken.GIF 12:24, 10 August 2007 (UTC)
  • He should've got this before, dagnabit. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:39, 21 August 2007 (UTC)

edit So So (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 4 repetitions of the word So
  • Nom + For. So So is really a pretty mundane guy. He loves his stuffed animals, likes long walks on the beach, occasionally gets sick, wants fries with that, and even spent a short time in the army. Despite his mundane appearance, So So fucking pwns at writing. He's saucy, new, and improved. Plus, he's written two of my favorite articles on the whole site: You are dead and Fire hydrant. So So exhibits both talent and consistency on par with the most celebrated writers on this site.--Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 02:06, 1 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Dang you, TKF. I'm a huge So So fan, from Fire hydrant, my all-time favorite article, all the way to the obscure yet oh-so-subtly funny Very Special Article. But as much as I wanted to vote for So So, even to the point of copying your comment on Thinker, word for word (I couldn't agree more), I think it's Thinker's time to shine. — Sir Wehp! (t!) (c!) — 04:34, 1 August 2007 (UTC)
  • For --The Acceptable Thinking cap small Cainad Sacred Chao (Fnord) 06:15, 1 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Dig absolutely. I knew I liked So So's stuff, but this nom has given me the opportunity to read some articles I hadn't gotten to before. And they're all funny. :) --THINKER 12:29, 1 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Yep Victory is assured. Wait...oh BobbyBobson 22:36, 23 August 2007 (UTC)

edit The Thinker (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 20 live whales down your trousers
  • Nom + For This guy is certainly one of the funniest writers to ever hit us. The writer of Why?:Pour Boiling Hot Water Down Your Trousers?, Uncyc's most favored article for feature, and countless other masterpieces, he has helped countless noobs (including yours truly) to higher places than they were before. Continually undervalued at VFH, this funny guy is robbed of credit he so sorely deserves. This award is rightfully his, especially considering all the good stuff he's put out this month, and I intend to let him have it.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 02:09, 1 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Comment with obscene gestures indicating a wanton For vote. Damn you, spirit of competition! As much as I want to crazily vote For, So So wrote Fire hydrant. Fire hydrant! --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 02:11, 1 August 2007 (UTC)
  • FOR'D I said I was gonna go Dokktor this month, but I lied. This guy deserves it more than anyone right now. He's a fucking titan. -RAHB 02:14, 1 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Strong for The most intelligent writer on the website. -- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 02:23, 1 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Weak for, not because Thinker isn't a great writer (he is), but because I'm so torn between So So and him. I'm letting position on the VFH HoS determine my stance at this point, because they're both so great. (Oh, and you forgot to mention my favorite Thinkerism.) — Sir Wehp! (t!) (c!) — 04:34, 1 August 2007 (UTC)
  • DIG Sir Roger 05:45, 1 August 2007 (UTC)
  • For, in accordance with prophecy. --So So 06:57, 1 August 2007 (UTC)
  • For Been working with him for quite a while on an extended collab, and this has further convinced me of his general awesomeness. --THE 16:49, 1 August 2007 (UTC)
  • For. Anone who does not vote for this guy is in sore need of a humor transplant. The guy is hilarious! Necropaxx (T) {~} 01:36, 2 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Way to insult the person you're voting for. :P --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 01:51, 2 August 2007 (UTC)

edit Keitei (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: Negativeonetei
Not to take away anything from KT's past contributions, but I can't understand why someone who has had one single edit in the last two months has a nomination for Writer of the Month? The idea of these awards is to award "the member who has written the funniest, highest-quality stuff in the past month". Not "the member who hasn't had this award before, and it was a shame they didn't get nommed when they were contributing their best stuff, so here's a belated nomination". -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
Don't blame me, I didn't vote for her. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 16:40, 6 August 2007 (UTC)


edit September 2007

edit Mordillo (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +5 token Jew
I'm a token Jew?! Oy....~Jewriken.GIF 12:44, 5 September 2007 (UTC)
Indeed. Kvetch and cavil all you want, the truth is that Judaism is token nowadays. Kakun would be our token Jew, but he's the token idiot instead. And, of course, MO is the token hilarious genius nutcase-type-person. You're the token Jew. Forget that you're a good writer and a good adopter. Forget it all. Oy vey.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 17:59, 8 September 2007 (UTC)
If I can be serious for a moment; you're far more than a token anything. I'll vote for you next month. Also @Ljlego, "nutcase"? I'd be offended if my bathtub wasn't full of strawberry pudding. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:08, 8 September 2007 (UTC)
Also, yeah, I like your writing, Mord ol' buddy ol' pal. But don't be insulted, Modus. It's a compliment. Anyway, isn't the strawberry pudding actually jelly flavored jelly?-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 18:15, 8 September 2007 (UTC)
Well, yes. It heats up when you blow on it. I've said too much. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:23, 8 September 2007 (UTC)
I will pay 15 of your dollars for this jelly. Is good price, please take money and give to me goo. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 18:42, Sep 8, 2007
  • For. Perhaps its the liberation from the fleshy confines of the foreskin that removes the blinkers and lifts the scales from the eye of man's creative cock -- just consider Philip Roth, Woody Allen, Joel & Ethan Cohen, Jerry Seinfeld, Larry David, Krusty the Klown .... and Mordillo. -- Sir Armando Perentie Icons-flag-au KUN FP 05:40, 9 September 2007 (UTC)
  • For this man is in dire need of a sockpuppet... and he's really talented! --Kenvalyi 16:53, 19 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Strong For, -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 01:43, 29 September 2007 (UTC)

edit So So (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +7 crappy sequels to Fire Hydrant
  • Nomination I can't rightly vote here, because I've voted below. However, I feel like So So also deserves yet another WotM nod. He's been clutch for a long time. Long walks on the beach, Fire hydrant, Fire Hydrant 2: Rehydrated, Pufflebump Snugglekins, Sauce, You Are Dead, the list goes on. So just throw a chair at me, I like him too. You should consider strongly before voting this month, as both candidates are crazy good.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 02:51, 1 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Strong For. This guy's got it coming for a while. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 03:05, 1 September 2007 (UTC)
  • As much as I'd like to give the obligatory self-for, You Are Dead may be my favorite page on the site. So So seems to be consistently writing good stuff. So for. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:59, Sep 1, 2007
  • For Sir Roger 02:24, 2 September 2007 (UTC)
  • DIG Listen, if I had my way, all three of these gentlemen would be WotM. Led is phenomenal. Dr. S, fucking brilliant. And I'm sure that next month, my vote will go to one of them. However, this month, it is still for So So, and his understanding of subtlety, nuance, and also the more blatant humor that makes you do the hyena laugh. THINKER approved: this man deserves it. --THINKER 06:58, 2 September 2007 (UTC)
  • The Forest For that ever Fored. Jesus, he still hasn't won yet? What the hell is wrong with you people? Easily my favorite writer on the site ever, and certainly one of the best of all time from any perspective. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 13:51, 4 September 2007 (UTC)
  • For - darnit, I already told you why, look it up in the history. I nommed him once, he deserved it then, and he still deserves it now. — Sir Wehp! (t!) (c!) — 05:40, 5 September 2007 (UTC)
  • For Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 03:22, 18 September 2007 (UTC)

edit TheLedBalloon (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

  • NF OK, here's the scoop. This brotha has written about a lot of funny articles. He's done so in the past month. Also, he finds time to do other stuff, like get stuck on a desert island, write medical literature, and lobby for political causes. Have I mentioned his penchant for irony? Yeah, it's there. Go Leddy!-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 02:01, 1 September 2007 (UTC)
  • For. I'd say that I discovered him, but when I found him he was busy discovering himself. I don't go to that park anymore. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:23, 1 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Definite For I didn't realize Led wrote all of those pages. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 04:28, 1 September 2007 (UTC)
  • For Out of these three authors, I'd have to go with led and his Walls. Although Fire Hydrant was amazing too. --- UnIdiot | GUN | Talk | Contribs - 04:08, 2 September 2007 (UTC)
  • WotM: This site’s 2nd most illustrious accomplishment. Is it a Lifetime Achievement Award or a prize for the person writing the most great stuff recently? The rules seem to state the latter, so this month he’s the man. Skullthumper’s next --So So 05:00, 2 September 2007 (UTC)
  • For It's so damn hard to choose this month, but I'm gonna have to go with Led, for the same reasons that So So just stated. He's been a titan as of late, and the award is for recent stuff. I think So So still deserves this award, and so does Dr S, but Led is the guy who deserves it this month. -RAHB 14:27, 2 September 2007 (UTC)
  • For - Dr. Skullthumper is very deserving as well but I'm voting for TheLedBalloon because he's been here longer than Dr. Skullthumper. I'll vote for you next month Dr. Skullthumper--Sir Manforman CUN 14:30, 2 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Love to self-for, but no. For! This guy deserves it, as much as I like Fire Hydrant and Fire Hydrant 2. Don't worry, self, I'll vote for you next month.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 15:14 Sep 02, 2007
  • Fir. Sorry, jist got back frae Scotland. He wrote my fave HowTo and is good and funny. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 12:54, 3 September 2007 (UTC)
  • For --El legend 13:18, 3 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Yeeah God, this was a tough choice. But a re-read of "castaway" convinced me to vote for LedBalloon here. --THE 20:34, 3 September 2007 (UTC)
  • I'm so proud I could just burst a kidney. One of my children nominated for WotM by ANOTHER of my children who is ALREADY WotM. sniff. Oh, and he's a fine writer too! ~Jewriken.GIF 12:47, 5 September 2007 (UTC)
  • For. Necropaxx (T) {~} 01:01, 11 September 2007 (UTC)
  • For An impressive body of work and I understand that there is alo an impresive body from working out. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 23:37, 11 September 2007 (UTC)
  • TWO TIMER!!! Hey everybody, don't make out with PrettiestPretty! She's a two timer!!!!! --THINKER 00:02, 12 September 2007 (UTC)
  • I smell drama! That could be me, because I forgot my deodorantizer today, but then again it could also be emitting from EvilZak. Why, you ask? Because I feel like gratuitous namedropping is why, so FU!-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:33, 15 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Strong For - Your mom. 'Nuff said. --AAA! (AAAA) 01:27, 26 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Noted and corrected. --AAA! (AAAA) 01:35, 26 September 2007 (UTC)

edit Dr. Skullthumper (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 0 symphonies composed at the age of five
  • Nomination. This guy is a bit too new to get my vote (also, he didn't write Fire hydrant), but he's still shown an amazing amount of writing talent in the relatively short time he's been here, already with five features and another half on VFH. This guy has pulled off some of the best intellectual-sounding humor I've seen on this site. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 03:08, 1 September 2007 (UTC)
  • For --Sir Manforman CUN 17:22, 1 September 2007 (UTC)

edit October 2007

edit Mordillo (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +4 person who may or may not be Jewish. Who are we to judge him? I, for one, twist the heads off of midgets. I'm sure that you do worse...

edit Zombiebaron (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +22 undead members of the nobility
  • C☭MMIE NATI☭N & F☭R, He wrote the article "Zombiebaron" 7 times! That's a lot of work & commitment. SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle
  • Yay, Yay for Zombie! My hero!!!11one1 — Shadyman Icons-flag-us Icons-flag-ca (TalkContribs) 21:31, 1 October 2007 (UTC)
  • Hes got the lips of an angel. And the ass of a 5-year-old Filipino boy. Big for. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 01:36, 2 October 2007 (UTC)
  • FORE! Now this guy, this guy, he's that guy who does those guy things. Not those sexy guy things, just those other guy things the regular guys do here whenever guys do their guy stuff. - RougethebatAdmiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate SonicLivesPicture 01:45, 2 October 2007 (UTC)
  • For because apparently no one got the hint. -- Tinymooose.gif » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 02:03, 2 October 2007 (UTC)
  • For This vote is totally not based on the fact that this guy could ban me with the click of a button. It's not even based on the fact that he's an all around good guy.....seriously though, it isn't. He's a good writer. I'm surprised he's never received this before. -RAHB 02:34, 2 October 2007 (UTC)
  • For-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 02:36, 2 October 2007 (UTC)
  • For BARHAH! BANNANA GANGBANG AZZ??? --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 02:42, 2 October 2007 (UTC)
  • For You left that condom in last time. Don't do it again. -- \o/
  • For it's about time.--Sir Shandon GUN (Talk) (Trophy Room) 04:26, 2 October 2007 (UTC)
  • For - He hasn't got this before? Well that has to change :) BonSig.png (Bonner) Icons-flag-gb (Talk) Oct 2, 17:32
  • For --Lord Fluffy who rains fire from the heavens 17:49, 2 October 2007 (UTC)
  • For - I don't usually concern myself with WotM, but what Bonner said back there persuaded me to vote. RabbiTechno 17:56, 2 October 2007 (UTC)
  • Comment - I usually vote for the person that votes for me, but I'm struggling this time because from what I have read so far I personally think Mordillo's writing is superior to Zombiebaron's. However, ZB seems like a good guy, and everyone above seems to think so too, so I'll make my vote later in the month. --So So 23:54, 2 October 2007 (UTC)
  • Comment I simply must protest to the current lead that teh Zombiebaron has. Don't get me wrong, I love my Zombie (and I hope this doesn't interfere with our liason tonight ;), but how is it that someone who has written NOTHING (read: nothing) in the past month can possibly be beating So So, who has consistently produced stellar work. Despite his lack of enthusiasm for my article-writing (which Zombiebaron displays), So So is really the only eligible candidate. Sorry, guys, but these votes just don't seem....fair.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 23:57, 2 October 2007 (UTC)
    • Yeah, I find myself agreeing with Lj here...ZB is a great writer when he sets his mind to it, he's a diligent admin, and he's a great guy, but So So is pretty much above and beyond in writing, as is Mordillo, IMHO. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:24, Oct 3
      • If ZB beats So So this month (or any month), then I won't hesitate in declaring it a National Disgrace/Tragedy. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 19:38, 3 October 2007 (UTC)
  • For. Wee :). Finntastic 14:03, 3 October 2007 (UTC)
  • Comment - I am a bit puzzeled ZB was nominated. I know he has some features, but when was the last article he has writen? I voted for So So because he has written more recent articles. Sorry ZB, maybe another time--Sir Manforman CUN 00:34, 4 October 2007 (UTC)
Comment - I can understand your puzzlement. The story is convoluted. But the truth is, if the WotM template makes contact with my user page the Third Impact will occur and everyone will be fucked. NERV is working night and day to prevent this. We should all be thankful. --So So 01:16, 4 October 2007 (UTC)
Pbbt! Nerd... (says the guy with Eva models on his bookshelf...beside his Evangelion DVDs) Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:10, 4 October 2007 (UTC)

edit So So (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 15o So


edit November 2007

edit THE (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 5 poorly spelled userpages

edit Cajek (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 8 flamboyant fonts and colors employed in a single article

edit So So (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: SIXTEEN So
  • Nomination and For. This man/woman/user totally deserves this award, and has deserved it for several months. Time after time, the immense charisma of other users has left So So in the mud, crying. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 15:13, 1 November 2007 (UTC)
  • YES, about damn time. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 21:09, 1 November 2007 (UTC)
  • If you don't give him the fucking award, I'll execute every last one of you. ~Jewriken.GIF 21:18, 1 November 2007 (UTC)
  • For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 21:23, 1 November 2007 (UTC)
  • For. Per last month, and per every month following until he wins the damn thing! --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 22:55, 1 November 2007 (UTC)
  • For great justice! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:12, 2 November 2007 (UTC)
  • For yet again. Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 13:42, 3 November 2007 (UTC)
  • I say we string up everybody that doesn't vote for. Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 19:51, 3 November 2007 (UTC)
  • Strong for What? He still hasn't won? At this point So So should have won this, like, eight times over. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 00:05, 12 November 2007 (UTC)
  • For He should have won this before I joined the site. - UnIdiot | GUN | Talk | Contribs -20:50, Nov 13
  • Comment + GAAAH! How come So So has to be winning now, when I don't vote for him?! D: --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 21:45, 13 November 2007 (UTC)
  • For He deserves it far more than I do. Don't make him wait another month!!!!111 --THE 22:30, 13 November 2007 (UTC)
  • This is ridiculous, but thankfully it looks like no bandwagon users are nommed so finally quality may shine. Shine on, silver...quality... SO SO FOR PREZ! (And THE, you know that its you next month) --THINKER 22:48, 13 November 2007 (UTC)
  • For with a proposition to form a category of users who love Fire hydrant, since there seem to be so many as judging by last month's votes. Maybe "Hydries?" — Sir Wehp! (t!) (c!) — 05:04, 15 November 2007 (UTC)
  • For Because I have to honor the promise to myself to honor this writer. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 14:48, 17 November 2007 (UTC)
  • For SHIIIINE OOOOON You CRAAAAAAZY DIIIIAAAAAMOOOOOOOOND! -RAHB 06:05, 20 November 2007 (UTC)
  • For --Æ 14:48, 26 November 2007 (UTC)
  • For Like it matters now... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 01:20, 30 November 2007 (UTC)

edit Official Nominations for December

edit THE (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 6HE
  • Nom and For This guy's been cranking out quality articles for six months now. If anyone on the site deserves this award, it's this 3-year-old genius.-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 19:37, 1 December 2007 (UTC)
  • DIG Absolutely. He works hard to make readers laugh. --THINKER 20:03, 1 December 2007 (UTC)
  • ForD Quality stuffs - UnIdiot | GUN | Talk | Contribs - 22:38, Dec 2
  • FOR! One of the best around. -RAHB 08:01, 4 December 2007 (UTC)
  • For - Naming yourself after a featured article has got to be nominal determinism of some sort. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 21:48, 8 December 2007 (UTC)
    • Comment: The was never featured..... - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:51, Dec 8
      • I think they just featured the word "the" one day. It confuses me. --THE 21:54, 8 December 2007 (UTC)
        • Yeah, back when Uncyc was new they realized that the word "the" (which is, grammatically, an article) was the best "article" on the site. So they threw it, by itself, into the feature box. I say "they" because this was before even I showed up, and I've been around a while. — Sir Wehp! (t!) (c!) — 18:34, 15 December 2007 (UTC)
  • For. ~ Mordillo where is my BONER? 15:27, 29 December 2007 (UTC)

edit Cajek (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 12 __NOCAJEK__
  • Nom & For - I bet you he has written more quality articles than any other Uncyclopedian in the past month. --Æ 18:28, 1 December 2007 (UTC)
  • For. Hasn't slowed down since last month a bit. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 19:40, 1 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Agreed. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:08, Dec 1
  • For --Aljolson Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson 21:37, 3 December 2007 (UTC)
  • For - He don't stop crankin' out them articles. Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 12:17, 4 December 2007 (UTC)
  • For. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  21:57, 5 December 2007 (UTC)
  • For. Tres Funny (13.58, 8 December 2007)
  • Pro-Cajek =D of course ~Fag x FS
  • For The quantity of articles from the Cajek factory this month has been incredible. Although some of them have been a bit on the random side, there has easily been enough excellent stuff to justify this award. (Hang on, we're going to give Cajek a GUN??? Wonder if he'll be banned at the time if he gets it???) MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 14:56, Dec 23
  • For. Keep up the good work! — Sir Wehp! (t!) (c!) — 23:53, 24 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Quite fond of Cajek's work and of his warm apple pie. And yes, that's a euphemism. Mmm. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 00:03, 26 December 2007 (UTC)
  • For. I left my vote 'til the end of the month as all of the nominees are damn good in my eyes, and I wanted to see who cranked out the most good stuff. Need I have bothered? The volume of stuff pumped out by Cajek's Madness Factory is incredible, and a good deal of it makes me laugh. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 16:12, 29 December 2007 (UTC)

edit Thekillerfroggy (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 7KF
  • Nom + For = TKF has been "on", so to speak, in this past month. He hasn't had an incredibly high amount of features, but with juggling an incredible amount of sitework with his extremely amusing article-writery, there is no equal. TKF for me.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 22:07, 1 December 2007 (UTC)
  • For   Le Cejak <-> (Dec 3 @ 22:43)
  • For --THE 21:55, 8 December 2007 (UTC)
  • For - The funny level of his stuff is way up there --MaddMax 01:19, 14 December 2007 (UTC)
  • For - Because whoring is funny, and you whored and I'm not going to slap you for it like you slapped me. --BlueflatcapsigMajor'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 04:10, 14 December 2007 (UTC)
  • For Christmas cheer through all the year! That's what TKF brings. -- Tinymooose.gif » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 01:03, 25 December 2007 (UTC)
  • One of those writers who spends longer working on improving other people's articles, rather than seeking presonal glory via the Halls of VFH. A gentleman, a scholar and a drunk most weekdays. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)

edit Noob of the Month

edit July 2007

edit Dr. Skullthumper (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +17 Bathroom sinks


edit Official Nominations for August

edit BobbyBobson (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +2 oddly named ex-Newcastle managers
  • Nom+For, wrote a very good article. SRXT. 19/08 06.25pm
  • For, I've written a few more 'very good' articles, and because the Irish people haven't won anything recently. --BobbyBobson 06:52, 21 August 2007 (UTC)BobbyBobson
  • Next month --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 14:57, 21 August 2007 (UTC)

edit Gerrycheevers (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +14.5 pucks that would have hit him in the face had he not been wearing that trendy mask
  • Nom and For He has only been here for less than a month and has already written 5 articles (one of which is currently on VFH). He is also very polite as he asked me on my talk page to nominate him. --General Insineratehymn 14:50, 15 August 2007 (UTC)
  • FOR! I dig this guy. He's polite, a decent writer, and named himself after some hockey player or other. -RAHB 19:02, 15 August 2007 (UTC)
  • 4 for having a page up for VFH that doesn't get -3'd in the first day. Plus, I like hockey. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:21, August 15, 2007
  • For. i'd be an idiot to not vote for myself, right? --SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 01:30, 16 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Nice. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 04:31, 16 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Dig seems like a stand-up gent.. --THINKER 05:14, 16 August 2007 (UTC)
  • For Good job for a noob, though, let's admit it, he's had a fair bit of assistance from Bobbyorr. Sir Roger 07:50, 16 August 2007 (UTC)
  • For. Setting slovenly n00bs like myself a good example! --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 11:33, 16 August 2007 (UTC)
  • For. What's with this RCMurphy stuff anyways? -- Hindleyite Converse 16:37, 16 August 2007 (UTC)
  • For. Has added some brilliant articles --84.70.134.11 20:26, 16 August 2007 (UTC)
thanks for your compliment and your support, 84.70.134.11. however, i have deducted 50% from your vote because IP addresses count for half. i have deducted a further 50% from the remaining 1/2 of a vote for your being redlinked. again, thanks! --SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 15:57, 22 August 2007 (UTC)
There's no rule about being redlinked, Gerry :P --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 16:39, 22 August 2007 (UTC)
Comment: Go Bruins! P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 17:16, Aug 23, 2007

edit Rcmurphy (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +5 painfully worn out jokes
  • Nom and for Yes, again. -- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 05:48, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Against Guy goes around the site like he owns the freaking place. Featuring articles, taking on admin jobs. We should temp ban him to teach him a lesson. -RAHB 09:03, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
  • For -Because there's nobody else to vote for! --Ye Olde Luke 09:22, 5 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Banana. Ж Kalir with all the grace of a tin can 17:30, 5 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Against Nominating Rcmurphy for Noob of the Month is the equivalent of beating a dead horse. Please, just let this tired joke die already. --General Insineratehymn 17:39, 5 August 2007 (UTC)
  • For I do less than ever around here, so it's almost like I'm a noob again, right? —rc (t) 17:43, 5 August 2007 (UTC)
    • No, as you have been here longer than any of us. --General Insineratehymn 17:44, 5 August 2007 (UTC)
  • For /me continues to beat said horse. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:10, 9 August 2007 (UTC)
  • For. This should actually happen, just for the sake of it. Necropaxx (T) {~} 05:43, 12 August 2007 (UTC)
  • For.--Chrissy 00:46, 30 August 2007 (UTC)

edit Wilhelm Ritter von Schnifflindorf (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +0 german sounding names
  • Nom + For. I don't know anything about this guy, except for the facts that he's new, he wrote an article, and he's not Rcmurphy. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 20:25, 14 August 2007 (UTC)
Retracting, an actual candidate appeared. Sorry Wilhelm! D: --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 04:30, 16 August 2007 (UTC)

edit Official Nominations for September

edit The UnIdiot (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: Un17diot
  • Don't you take that tone of whistle with me, Mister. I don't see any rules saying I can't Un-For you. Not that it would matter, you're more than 13 votes ahead of the competition... :p — Shadyman Icons-flag-us Icons-flag-ca (TalkContribs) 23:27, 26 September 2007 (UTC)

edit Jim Dandy (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +0
  • Nomination. This guy is a noob. He wrote several articles. I think he likes music. Sentence fragment. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 01:47, 2 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Comment eh.. I mean, a few chuckles, but I'm gunna hold out. Looks like definite potential though, so I'm hoping this comment will invigorate Mr. Dandy into proving his NotM worthiness. 28 days: GO! --THINKER 07:18, 2 September 2007 (UTC)

edit BobbyBobson (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +1
  • Nomination. Also a noob. Also wrote a few articles. This guy's been around the front more though, so he gets my nomination.--Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 15:24, 2 September 2007 (UTC)
  • For--Sir Manforman CUN 15:25, 2 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Oh dear This just isn't going to happen. This could will be a rare loss for an Irishman in a straight fight--BobbyBobson 00:10, 4 September 2007 (UTC)

edit October 2007

edit Stoop3881 (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

  • Nom - his contributions says it all--Sir Manforman CUN 20:09, 28 October 2007 (UTC)
That's not even remotely amusing, not everyone know our mutual war against Blake C and his bloody army. ~Jewriken.GIF 20:51, 28 October 2007 (UTC)
Retracting per the above, but still, this user's contributions were hilarious--Sir Manforman CUN 21:35, 28 October 2007 (UTC)
Not nearly as good as Heap's. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 21:47, 28 October 2007 (UTC)
Your correct, but close enough--Sir Manforman CUN 21:48, 28 October 2007 (UTC)

edit Mhaille (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +1
Mhaille is an ubernoob! -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
  • For haha, ur such a n00b, Mhaille! Lulz etc. RabbiTechno 12:36, 8 October 2007 (UTC)

edit Moneke (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 6
  • Comment Giving this guy the nod because I fixed up and rewrote part of his unnews which is now on VFH. Not sure who I'm gunna vote for yet! - UnIdiot | GUN | Talk | Contribs - 21:13, Oct 1
  • Comment - His article Riot is also on VFH--Sir Manforman CUN 21:15, 1 October 2007(UTC)
  • for Well it is me --Moneke 08:49, 7 October 2007 (UTC)
  • For Has been extremely helpful as a noob and has a few solid articles. I'm really impressed by how helpful he seems to be though! Good job! - UnIdiot | GUN | Talk | Contribs - 14:56, Oct 7
  • For. I never vote on NotM. But just this once...Moneke is an excellent writer. RabbiTechno 13:47, 12 October 2007 (UTC)
  • For This guy knows how to write. Awesomely awesome. --THE 13:47, 14 October 2007 (UTC)
  • For n00b! LOLZ... couldn't resist. --  Le Cejak <-> 12:23, 15 October 2007 (UTC)

edit Jim Groovester (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 12
  • Comment: The fact he doesn't have any contribs for the last week prevents me from voting for him right now! Come back Jim! - UnIdiot | GUN | Talk | Contribs - 21:09, Oct 1
  • Don't worry, he should be back. Skullthumper got me into a similar scare in August, but sure enough he's back now, ain't he? --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 00:26, 2 October 2007 (UTC)
  • For! Bravo, young noob and adoptee! Now get your ass back here and keep writing! --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 22:25, 1 October 2007 (UTC)
  • Oh, goodness. This is a surprise. Self-for, naturally. Well, I better get my ass in gear then, huh? Sir Groovester | Contributions | Talk Page 11:28, 2 October 2007 (UTC)
  • For His contribs show he's working on stuff now! - UnIdiot | GUN | Talk | Contribs - 20:23, Oct 3
Comment: Going to have to retract this vote, it already looks like he's going to win, and Moneke has been extremely helpful! Jim: your articles are great, keep up the work! - UnIdiot | GUN | Talk | Contribs - 14:55, Oct 7
  • Five-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:04, 4 October 2007 (UTC)
  • Dig the Destiniad was a great read. --THINKER 06:07, 4 October 2007 (UTC)
  • For. Yeah, this guy seems to have his head screwed on right. I checked. With my big spanner. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 14:09, 5 October 2007 (UTC)
  • Support all users nominated deserve it, but Jim is the one who deserves it most--Sir Manforman CUN 17:27, 6 October 2007 (UTC)
  • I'm torn between him and Moneke, but I'm gonna have to say For. — Sir Wehp! (t!) (c!) — 05:46, 9 October 2007 (UTC)
  • It's a for. -- Hindleyite Converse 17:12, 13 October 2007 (UTC)
  • For --”' PrincessCaitlai ”' (”'T”') 16:37, 18 October 2007 (UTC)
  • For. ~Jewriken.GIF 20:06, 22 October 2007 (UTC)
  • For Keep on groovin' groovester -RAHB 22:17, 23 October 2007 (UTC)
  • For. I don't think I've ever voted for a NotM, but...he wrote the Destiniad, you say? After this, we should help him not have this go to his head by stealing his pants and pushing him into the gym during cheerleader practice. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:03, 29 October 2007 (UTC)

edit Doovad (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 2
  • His contribs show he started the 24st of September. - UnIdiot | GUN | Talk | Contribs - 21:11, Oct 1
  • I guess not. Not sure who to vote for--Sir Manforman CUN 21:14, 1 October 2007 (UTC)
  • Not for next month, though. Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 21:21, 2 October 2007 (UTC)
  • Well I got confused! This is the only month he is eligible! - UnIdiot | GUN | Talk | Contribs - 21:20, Oct 2
  • Wait, I'm not eligible next month? Damn. I better write a lot more. Jeez. Well, thanks for the nom anyways, Led Balloon. I'll be giving myself a big ol' Self-For -- Sir FS Doovad Read You got somethin to say? 00:16, 5 October 2007 (UTC)
  • For Loved his right arrow article, keep it up. Necropaxx (T) {~} 19:31, 11 October 2007 (UTC)

edit St. Fenix (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 1
  • Nomination. This guy has been found doing plenty of stuff to help the site as only a wee noob, including lots of V-Week related stuff. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 22:25, 1 October 2007 (UTC)
  • self-for. thanks muchly for the nomination, I am very much in the spirit of these awards and would be interested in seeing who wins in the end. -St. Fenix (UserTalk) 14:30, 5 October 2007 (UTC)

edit Rcmurphy (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +3 dead horse
  • Nomination and For DEAD HORSE TIME! --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 23:26, 2 October 2007 (UTC)
  • For Although I'm facing another veteran this month so it'll be a hard battle. But I think I am more noobish and incompetent than Mhaille and I probably smell worse. —rc (t) 23:31, 2 October 2007 (UTC)
  • For ROFLPANCAKES cobain_angel
  • For. Seems like the best way to waste cast my vote. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 01:31, 29 October 2007 (UTC)

edit GopherKiller (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 2
  • Nom - I can't vote for as I already voted, but this guy is deserving of the nomination--Sir Manforman CUN 01:02, 4 October 2007 (UTC)
  • 'Self-For Thanks for the nomination.--GopherKiller Questions? Comments?Icons-flag-us 01:57, 4 October 2007 (UTC)
  • F☭R, I like this n00b. SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle

edit November 2007

edit Razorflame (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +12
  • Nom + For His first articles have been a bit shaky, but he's showing improvement at a remarkable rate and acts like he really wants to be a major contributor one day. Plus, he's not Rcmurphy! --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 02:18, 11 November 2007 (UTC)
  • For. Agreed. Really seems to want to do things the right way around here. (Don't now go and prove me wrong, Razorflame!) --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 20:10, 11 November 2007 (UTC)
  • For. Has helped me loads in my first week on here.... and he smells much better than Rcmurphy too. --GoldFishRock Goldfishr contribs talk    Monday, 22 December 2014 00:42
  • For - He must be the hardest working n00b since Braydie. Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 03:58, 13 November 2007 (UTC)
  • Mega Lazy For Meh. --General And Min. THEDUDEMAN30px-Sucrose_b.gif 01:37, 14 November 2007 (UTC)
  • For. Good with punctuation, helps with TYATU (TYATU!) and is an overall good user. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
  • For --AAA! (AAAA) 05:45, 14 November 2007 (UTC)
  • For. ~Jewriken.GIF 09:14, 14 November 2007 (UTC)
  • For. Hoping that everyone will think I'm not trying too hard to win myself (Vote MrN9000 below). MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 02:15, 16 November 2007 (UTC)
  • For Yeah, I like this guy. --THE 21:51, 20 November 2007 (UTC)
  • For A good guy. Not like those bad guys. --  Le Cejak <-> Nov 21, 14:32
  • Agreed here's hoping for a nom for me next month =P ~Fag x FS
  • Comment - just so you know, he hasn't had activity since the 23rd. --Æ 23:47, 28 November 2007 (UTC)
    • Thanksgiving break, likely. He'll be back. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 23:49, 28 November 2007 (UTC)
      • I think he will to. A lot of people come in and out--Æ 00:00, 29 November 2007 (UTC)

edit Rcmurphy (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +3 Considered Voters (Some possibly not Rcmurphy...)
  • NOM & ULTRA STRONG FOR--Sir Manforman CUN 21:05, 1 November 2007 (UTC)
  • For. I'm not spending enough time here to get to know the noobier noobs.---Asteroid B612B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 01:45, 2 November 2007 (UTC)
  • Oprah Winfrey plz --AAA! (AAAA) 05:40, 2 November 2007 (UTC)
  • Making my vote more worth while. --AAA! (AAAA) 05:45, 14 November 2007 (UTC)
God dam this voting process! Grr MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 18:19, 28 November 2007 (UTC)

edit MrN9000 (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 13 lords a leaping
  • Nom and For. Has made a few decent articles in the short time he's been here, as well as making an effort to "learn the ropes". Also, he's not Rcmurphy. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
Comment. Both Razor and MrN9000 are still legal for next month, just for you folks to know. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 18:23, 17 November 2007 (UTC)
Comment - but whilst they're still legal its no fun. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
  • For. Has actually been one of the better n00bs I've seen around here- asking all sorts of questions to learn stuff about the wiki, and trying not to get in anyone's way. Reminds me of me when I was new. --Andorin Kato 03:14, 19 November 2007 (UTC)
    • I remember you giving a strip show in the village square a day after you arrived. Or was it me? ~Jewriken.GIF 22:41, 20 November 2007 (UTC)
      • So I was a little excited. C'mon. --Andorin Kato 22:43, 20 November 2007 (UTC)
  • For. Project Managers are the bane of my existence.--Spqr Sir Claudius CUN VFH (carpe diem) 18:12, 20 November 2007 (UTC)
  • For --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 02:01, 24 November 2007 (UTC)
  • For One of the more civil and reasonable users I've encountered--new or old. he's got my vote. --Sir gwax (talk) Signuke 16:30, 24 November 2007 (UTC)
  • For - I liked The Color Problem--AE 00:35, 26 November 2007 (UTC)
  • For Solid noob meat - UnIdiot | GUN | Talk | Contribs - 22:43, Nov 26
  • for. this guy's got style. --SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 22:45, 29 November 2007 (UTC)
  • Dig --THINKER 01:31, 30 November 2007 (UTC)
  • For Civil, likable, productive, and most importantly, willing to learn. A model for all noobs. --CUN RA Talk to me _ 03:53, 30 November 2007 (UTC)
  • For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 21:59, 30 November 2007 (UTC)

edit Official Nominations for December

edit Would You Kindly (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +1
  • Nom & For. My Friend here is amazing, his articles are simply outstanding and very funny, please vote for him or else. Also he has a crappy userpage, so please help him fill it with NOOB of the month. GO READ HIS ARTICLES NOW! --Theskydivingoat 19:47, 20 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Comment - it's pretty late in the month to nominate, and he is eligible next month so I say we give it to him than--Æ 22:03, 20 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Comment - AE is right, the first week of each month is for nominations. Please remove your nomination here and vote for me instead find an appropriate candidate to vote for. Please. --BlueflatcapsigMajor'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 16:20, 21 December 2007 (UTC)
    • I think people can nominate when ever they want to guys, [1] I don't know anything about a 'first week' rule. I was nominated on the 16th last month. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 16:34, Dec 21
      • You can nom at any time as long as the candidate is eligible. --THINKER 16:52, 21 December 2007 (UTC)
        • Yah, there is no 'first week' rule. However, his chances of winning this month are slim, and since he's eligible next month, we might as well nom than. He also seems to be off to a great start--Æ 20:56, 21 December 2007 (UTC)

edit Ggarfield (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +19 Reformed whores with nothing to do with pussies.
  • Nom + For. This little noob's been writing a few articles, one of which is on VFH, and has been working on pee reviews, too. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 00:29, 4 December 2007 (UTC)
    • Comment Oh damn, good nomination.   Le Cejak <-> (Dec 4 @ 00:42)
    • Comment I would vote For, except that they think you can't make fun of Democrats. Hence, I had to make fun of them instead. Dreadfully sorry, old chap. Ж Kalir with all the grace of a tin can 22:50, 4 December 2007 (UTC)
    • Reply: That was, in it self, a joke. You didn't think I was actually serious. I'm not even a Democrat, I'm a true Green (party-pooper). --BlueflatcapsigMajor'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 21:28, 5 December 2007 (UTC)
    • Cannibalism It's hard to tell if someone's being serious in that vein over the Internet. Ж Kalir with all the grace of a tin can 18:04, 6 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Good N00bing Though it's early in the month, I'm backing this horse (I mean cat) right now.. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 16:42, Dec 5
  • For, as per something thingy. Ж Kalir with all the grace of a tin can 18:05, 6 December 2007 (UTC)
  • For - I'm American, and we always vote for ourselves. I'll keep up the tradition. --BlueflatcapsigMajor'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 00:45, 7 December 2007 (UTC)
  • For I beleive I shall get untold riches if I vote for this nooblet User:Hippo666/sig 01:40, 28 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Woot. Heh...more explanation needed? wot a nub. --MaddMax 01:01, 7 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Yep. Wire tapping +++ --Stfuyou 00:57, 7 December 2007 (UTC)
  • For - This kid is just an all around good guy, and seems to have proven his worth on here so far. He also learns fast :) JustusThane 02:16, 7 December 2007 (UTC)
  • As the guy who talked him into sticking around, extreme lesbian for.Hinoa talk.kun 02:27, 7 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Beezlebub - Hm... I only know that from playing Starcraft... wow... what a way to learn.... YES by the way. --The Duke of Spork 00:43, 8 December 2007 (UTC)
  • ForHe gave me a great score on Pee Review, along with some really useful advice. Pieface 05:46, 9 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Comment - As per the Semi-Sock Puppet scandal, I believe I owe everyone involved, and/or troubled by such, apologies. When I came into this, I thought a Sock-puppet was multiple accounts held by one user. I now know that having asked my friends to consider voting for me was almost sock-puppetry b/c they were not exactly "active" community members. Again, I did not mean to cheat, and hope I have not caused to much trouble. Regardless, "I did not have sex with that wom"...wait wrong speech, "cough", but no really, I wouldn't do that. And I'm not speaking about the "sex with that woman", I would so totally have done THAT. Cheers. --BlueflatcapsigMajor'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 04:01, 9 December 2007 (UTC)
  • The Whoring Ends! - I appreciate anyone who liked my whoring tactics and voted for me accordingly, but THE has a point, we n00bs should have humility and integrity, and not be showing the community that we are immediately ready to take on the role of whoring for articles, awards, etc. Tis a sad thing I've done, and it ends NOW! All I will say, is please check out my articles Canadian Jesus, Wire tapping, and UnNews:News Corp. buys Uncyclomedia Foundation. Then look at the other n00b's contributions, and determine who is most worthy of your votes. I may not in fact be the best n00b, but from now on, I will try to be the most dignified.

--BlueflatcapsigMajor'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 00:09, 11 December 2007 (UTC)

***Since when, look I don't see that rule in the heading. ----Pleb- Sawblade5 [coolest link ever] ( yell | FAQ | I did this ) 02:47, 29 December 2007 (UTC)

my Bad ----Pleb- Sawblade5 [coolest link ever] ( yell | FAQ | I did this ) 02:48, 29 December 2007 (UTC)

edit AE (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +22 often used vowels
  • AE, looking over his contributions, AE has done more than just nominate me for awards. He helps with the upkeep of the site as a whole. Definitely a n00b worthy of recognition.   Le Cejak <-> Dec 19:03, 1
  • For--Æ 19:10, 1 December 2007 (UTC)
  • For Strives to be a great uncyclopedian, and off to a great start. Asks questions, contributes to VFD, and is actually a N00b, unlike the other guy! - UnIdiot | GUN | Talk | Contribs - 00:50, Dec 2
  • For --General Insineratehymn 04:05, 3 December 2007 (UTC)
  • For Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 12:22, 4 December 2007 (UTC)
  • For. Yeah, seems to be going about things the right way. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 16:48, 6 December 2007 (UTC)
  • For Works hard, especially on Pee Review. Also is not Rcmurphy. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
  • For. ~Jewriken.GIF 14:07, 10 December 2007 (UTC)
  • For purely 'cos i've seen alot more around of AE than I have Ggarfield. Sorry Ggarfield! ~Fag x FS
  • For -- Fou-Lu 03:23, 11 December 2007 (UTC)
    • Only one vote allowed: Either your For or Against. Take your pick. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly

03:27, 11 December 2007 (UTC)

      • Apology - I owe you an apology, AE, for my smear campaign. It was rather rude, and I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings. However, I think it only improved your score and hurt mine. Go ahead, dance...you've earned it --BlueflatcapsigMajor'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 05:25, 11 December 2007 (UTC)
  • For -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 14:30, 11 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Dig --THINKER 20:20, 12 December 2007 (UTC)
  • For. thanks for rewriting Alberto Gonzalez.--MNM5150 19:49, 15 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Comment thanks for the compliment. However, I'm note done with the rewrite yet, though I should be pretty soon--Æ 20:21, 15 December 2007 (UTC)
    • Done now--Æ 22:51, 19 December 2007 (UTC)

*Agianst --NXWave 21:41, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

  • Dammit, yeah. As much as I hate voting for a NotM (considering I never got one, is that a silly thing to be bitter over?), AE is pretty much my hero. If my lifestyle were more accepted on this website, I would french-kiss that guy. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF  22:32, 19 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Throwing in a for Contestant buzzer Contestant CUN -- VFH NotM Buzz Ctrbs 01:02, 20 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Huge For-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 19:46, 22 December 2007 (UTC)
  • I extend my approval and extend my genitalia as well. You may only accept one, and one of them has herpes. But I'm not gonna tell you which one. It'll be a surprise. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 00:01, 26 December 2007 (UTC)
  • For -RAHB 23:50, 26 December 2007 (UTC)
  • For - I've seen him out and about on Recent changes, and he's been doing a fine job of it as well BonSig.png (Bonner) Icons-flag-gb (Talk) Dec 27, 21:35
  • For --AAA! (AAAA) 23:51, 27 December 2007 (UTC)
  • For. Won me on the improvements to There. ~ QUILz ( talk | contrib ) 01:42, 28 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. I swear this guys has bene around a long time. I guess not if he's only a n00b. He seems to be great here. ----Pleb- Sawblade5 [coolest link ever] ( yell | FAQ | I did this ) 01:17, 29 December 2007 (UTC)
  • For I have high hopes for him. --NXWave 19:30, 30 December 2007 (UTC)

edit UnTalented (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +6 LIBERALS!!!!!
So tempted to vote.... - UnIdiot | GUN | Talk | Contribs - 01:21, Dec 3
That userpage is so sexay...   Le Cejak <-> (Dec 3) @ 01:27
  • Have him write an article or two and we'll talk. --THINKER 01:29, 3 December 2007 (UTC)
I'm trying to force him to, and he probably will before this week ends. - UnIdiot | GUN | Talk | Contribs - 23:49, Dec 3
UnNews:Liberal insurrection heroically crushed. So funny..... GOOD JOB UNTALENTED! - UnIdiot | GUN | Talk | Contribs - 19:42, Dec 5
Indeed, a fine starting effort. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:40, Dec 5
  • 'For Great first article. But, I feel left out of Led's nomination about OUR town! GopherKiller Questions? Comments?Icons-flag-us 21:03, 5 December 2007 (UTC)
  • For -- As grateful as I am for the nomination, I think I may need either a vote or a word of praise of some sort from someone who isn't from our little town if I hope to win. UnTalented 01:01, 10 December 2007 (UTC)
Well voting for yourself is a great Noob trick dude, but I think you might need to work on your whoring skill a little, maybe take a few tips from a whoring master to get yourself more noticed if your really that bothered about winning. Your up against some some rather aggressive whores this month. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 21:47, Dec 10
Agreed, I'm probably going to whore for him. I'm good like that. - UnIdiot | GUN | Talk | Contribs - 22:15, Dec 10
Comment - Oh great, AE and I get threatened with bannation for whoring, and a KUn openly states that he's going to go do some whoring for this guy. Thanks for setting the example, but my whoring is over. Can't speak for AE. --BlueflatcapsigMajor'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 03:27, 11 December 2007 (UTC)
Well there was nothing like all this nonsense back in my day I tell ya, me and Razorflame had a good clean battle. I guess we managed to whore whilst being funny. Actually I only beat Razorflame cos he got banned by his mum! Seriously, he was not allowed to log onto Uncyc cos he was spending soooo much time on here. Maybe we should plan a break in and hook him up with the net again? MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 03:37, Dec 11
Oh come on guys. I'm not seriously whoring votes for UnTalented. And you can't really get banned for whoring, unless it gets really out of control. It just annoys people. Believe me, I was WhotM once. I'm cutting down on the whoring. We'll see how long that lasts when I get something on VFH! But seriously, I was joking. - UnIdiot | GUN | Talk | Contribs - 11:49, Dec 11

edit Rcmurphy (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: e^{{\pi} i} + 3 dead horses continued to be beaten
  • Nom & For. Who am I to go against tradition?  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 23:16 Dec 01, 2007
  • Kalir as per Zombiebaron. Ж Kalir with all the grace of a tin can 03:10, 3 December 2007 (UTC)
  • For What a f*cking n00b Kakun Cartman2 nukaK 03:19, 3 December 2007 (UTC)
  • For Per Kakun. I think this may be the month! —rc (t) 03:55, 3 December 2007 (UTC)
  • No --General Insineratehymn 04:04, 3 December 2007 (UTC)
  • No --Well this bugger did not vote for me last month. So I'm not voting for him this month. So there. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 04:19, 3 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Zombiebaron as per Kalir. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 00:04, 4 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Abstain Not sure if I can vote for someone who loves to run over turtles and/or have sexual experiences with them. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 03:01, 8 December 2007 (UTC)
  • FOR. I'm so voting for someone who loves to run over turtles and/or have sexual experiences with them. Spang talk 22:41, 08 Dec 2007
  • Well, this is boring. Against Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
  • Against he's nommed again?! That's really fucking annoying now. Stopnowplskthx. ~Fag x FS
  • For - Someone this hot has got to be a better candidate then me. --BlueflatcapsigMajor'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 13:52, 10 December 2007 (UTC)
    • Comment You, sir, are a gentlemen. I appreciate your discerning eye. —rc (t) 22:05, 10 December 2007 (UTC)
  • For I can't decide between any of the other n00bs. All of them seem to be whoring excessively, something that drives me mad. So I'm voting for RcMurphy. I remember back when n00bs had MODESTY!!! --THE 22:33, 10 December 2007 (UTC)
Comment If you can find one time UnTalented whored, I'd like to see it. I whore for him! - UnIdiot | GUN | Talk | Contribs - 22:39, Dec 10
Comment he's from whore world. Doesn't that alone count as whoring??--Æ 22:40, 10 December 2007 (UTC)
I am so gonna wind up getting stalked.... - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:43, Dec 10
Ya, its going to be hell when outsiders find out about "Whore World"! Whore World! The "amusement" park for you and your friends! Have fun "riding" - UnIdiot | GUN | Talk | Contribs - 22:47, Dec 10
Already booked my plane ticket! Thanks for the tip-off. --BlueflatcapsigMajor'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 02:01, 12 December 2007 (UTC)

*For better than AE. --NXWave 21:42, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

  • comment- You do realize RcMurphy isn't really a n00b? Also, even though I'm opposition, I think it would be nice to at least say why you voted against AE. If AE didn't actually do anything you don't approve of, it would be advisable to abstain as votes against hurt people's feelings. --BlueflatcapsigMajor'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 02:53, 18 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Comment - I'm 90% sure he's voting against me based on my opposition of Mr winkler im SORRY. He blames me for deletion as well even though I clearly didn't delete.--Æ 13:17, 18 December 2007 (UTC)
Be proud of yourself. You're still a noob and you've already been confused for an administrator!  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 23:05 Dec 18, 2007
And theres the fact you can't vote both for someone and against another. But that, is another tale for another time... - UnIdiot | GUN | Talk | Contribs - 22:10, Dec 18
And do you really seriously enforce that regarding RcMurphy? RcMurphy is a friggen GUN, and how can you take "joke" votes seriously? --BlueflatcapsigMajor'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 00:55, 19 December 2007 (UTC)

edit Uncyclopedian of the Month

edit July 2007

edit Ogopogo (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: FOURgopogo
  • Nomination and For. Sadly, you've probably never heard of Ogopogo. You probably didn't even know that he's a sysop. Even worse, you probably have never seen his username on any important pages. But that's not why I'm nominating Ogopogo. I'm nominating Ogopogo because for almost two years now, Ogopogo has tirelessly helped Uncyclopedia, through both the creation of a huge amount of articles, and through tireless adminly workings. I could link to a bunch of stuff he's done, but his userpage and contribs list speak for themselves. Oh, and he's also Canadian. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 19:25, 30 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Against... what the hell Zombiebaron? (still, I get to use a cool count) -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 04:32, 1 July 2007 (UTC)
I could ask you the same question, but I'd already know the answer. Also, don't vote twice. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 22:19, 1 July 2007 (UTC)
I feel slighted that you did that, and I will actively wait for you to fuck up now, and when you do, I shall pounce and expose you for the little bitch you are. -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 05:55, 4 July 2007 (UTC)
  • For - I rarely vote, but twice now I've almost nommed him for admin, only to realize that he's already an admin. He's like good cancer. Slowly eating away the bad parts of Uncyclopedia, without the body realizing it. Bone_F_clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 07/2 02:44
  • I haven't voted yet. Ж Kalir with all the grace of a tin can 18:44, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Whoa, Famine voted for this guy?! I have to vote for him! Necropaxx (T) {~} 21:21, 9 July 2007 (UTC)

edit Insineratehymn (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +9 genocides for the good of Uncyclopedia!
  • Nom + For. Some of you have heard of Insinerate. In fact, most of you should have heard of Insinerate. If you've ever looked at recent changes, it's very likely that he's reverting vandalism, fixing up articles, or just plain welcoming new users. Any old user could accomplish these tasks, I guess, but the fact that Insinerate has done this for so long without official recognition made me nominate him today. Not to mention that he spearheaded the entire recent "Quoticide" campaign of purging just plain crappy quotes from pages, and is also one of the most active of all VFD frequenters. He's donated enough time and energy in his 10k edits to improving the site, and it's about damn time he should be recognized. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 01:18, 1 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Self-for My hard work at deleting quotes has finally paid off. --General Insineratehymn 01:20, 1 July 2007 (UTC)
  • For Because I want a cookie. That, and Insinerate's a cool guy. -- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 02:31, 1 July 2007 (UTC)
  • For. I like what he's doing with the long pages on countries.---Asteroid B612B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 15:54, 1 July 2007 (UTC)
  • For Continually working on VFD. His large number of edits speak for themselves. Sir Roger 08:04, 4 July 2007 (UTC)
  • For - Good work, old chum. --AAA! (AAAA) 16:39, 4 July 2007 (UTC)
  • For. He is the very model of a good Uncyclopedian. Quoticide in particular has made this site a thousand times better. (Although it does seem close this month!) — Sir Wehp! (t!) (c!) — 05:15, 5 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Definitely For. It blew my mind when I checked his contribs and saw how much vandalism he's reverted. --Ye Olde Luke 02:04, 14 July 2007 (UTC)

*For I like bread. Turns out I can only vote for one. Still undecided. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us

  • Hard choice this month, Insiny just steals it for me. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me) 14:14, 30 July 2007 (UTC)
  • For This dude does lots of heavy lifting around here, plus he's cool and sucks up to me. Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 18:10, 30 July 2007 (UTC)

edit Strange but untrue (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +7 forgotten scoretexts
  • Nomination & For. Heartfelt nominations this month is it? Ok. I believe every edit she makes contributes to the betterment of uncyclopedia, be it tagging crap, saving not-so-crap, helping noobs, or just bringing general smileyness to people which is too often underappreciated. An invaluable uncyclopedian. Or is that unvaluable? Nope, definitely the first one. Spang talk 03:07, 01 Jul 2007
  • Strong For SbU is fantastic! ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 03:34, 01 July 2007
  • For. Tough one between SbU and Insinerate, but SbU just edges it. I don't know why. –—Hv (talk) 1/07 09:28
  • SbFor. ~Jewriken.GIF 19:55, 1 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Strong For - How many times has she been nommed for this? I mean she's the VFD Poopsmith. I don't know why she isn't a sysop yet. --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 21:23, 1 July 2007 (UTC)
  • I thought no-one had noticed that little covert appointment by Famine, but yes, tis true, I now shovel shit for a living. --Strange (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 10:45, 3 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Oh I noticed it too, there was a time I had a lot of ppl's userpages in my watchlist, but the flood of bold blue links daily started to drive me nuts! ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 08:09, 03 July 2007
  • Dig the housekeeping skills of a good woman, and funny too! ;) --THINKER 01:02, 2 July 2007 (UTC)
  • For - Very tough choice this month. Too many good candidates. Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 02:29, 2 July 2007 (UTC)

*For Because I said so. Turns out I can only vote for one. Still undecided. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us

edit Ceridwyn (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +14 Vows of Non-Self-Effacing
  • Nom+For. one of my favourite peeps, even though she buggered off IRC :(... and she's definitely above Strange but untrue in the beauty pageant, sorry SBU. -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 04:30, 1 July 2007 (UTC)
Awww :) I've just been busy, I've been popping into IRC again lately ;P <3 Oli. However I disagree with the latter comment, SbU is lovely! ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 05:00, 01 July 2007
It's all about the pink, I think! He'll be cosying up to Modus below in a minute.  :-) --Strange (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 10:38, 3 July 2007 (UTC)
<3 MO too, for your adorability ;) Here's me thinking you'd forgotten :P ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 05:00, 01 July 2007
  • For, if only to fulfill my vow of Yestermonth.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 05:08, 1 July 2007 (UTC)
  • For Because she deserved it last month, and deserves it this month too. -RAHB 09:36, 1 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Comments of a verbose nature moved to talkpage
  • For an all around good egg in my book. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 20:37, 1 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Yes. She works hard. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 22:54, 1 July 2007 (UTC)
  • For --Starnestommy (TalkContribsFFSWP) 02:47, 2 July 2007 (UTC)
  • For P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:29, 5 July 2007 (UTC)
  • For As promised in the comments of verbose nature! --Strange (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 10:01, 5 July 2007 (UTC)
  • An acceptional human being. We've had our differences in the past. Like arguing over American television, which we all know is superior to all other television. Especially New Zealand television. But we both like Flight of the Conchords. Oh, and she helps clean up Uncyclopedia and all that other good stuff. Big for. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 18:15, 5 July 2007 (UTC)
  • For Nom nom nomed :) -- Xenophage 22:55, 11 July 2007 (UTC)
  • F☭R, Hotness. SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle10:57, 11 July 2007
Luckilly for you, she didn't see that QDB quote. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 22:59, 11 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Gratuitous Anzac for (now I've offended people in twelve official languages...)--Sir Shandon GUN (Talk) (Trophy Room) 07:35, 18 July 2007 (UTC)
  • For