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Hello and welcome to the Past Winners volume 4. This page shows the results of the first half of 2007, enjoy!

Writer of the Month

January 2007

David Gerard (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +1 vote thingys
  • Nom & For - Copious contributor, very funny, kicks ass, nice use of the English language, for a Brit... what more can an admin ask for? Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 01:27, 31 January 2007 (UTC)
  • Comment As has been pointed out in some of the other award voting pages - there is no rule against winning twice. --Composure1 14:22, 31 January 2007 (UTC)

One-eyed Jack (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +10 useless sockets

Modusoperandi (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +21
  • Nom and For, as for Procopius last month's nom - a well deserved reward for a bloody marvelous job, which includes Dune, Sunni days and Arabian Nights, UnBooks:Diary of a Caveman, The Bureaucracy Channel and many more. This month, if he doesn't get it, I will personally ask Famine to ban each and every one of you. Thank you for your cooperation. Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S 21:57, 1 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For; I mean, the guy is just an eccentric genius. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 01:19, 2 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For. I love this man right here. He's Canadian, right? --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 06:26, 2 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For A class act. Modusoperandi deserves this almost as much as this delicious Enchilada in front of me deserves to be eaten. --Danny Himself 17:01, 2 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For. Mordillo said it all. -- herr doktor needsAbrain Rocket [scream!] 17:07, 2 January 2007 (UTC)
  • I Approve This Message, SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 01:21, 3 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For. OEJ, I'll vote for you next month, but I've invested too much in Mod's candidacy.--Procopius 17:10, 4 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For. I never thought I'd say this, but I'm running out of bad things to say about this guy when I vote for him. He gets off to snuff-nazi-puppy-cancer-porn...on Sundays. Also, he's late filing his taxes, and never calls his mother even on mother's day. --Anyone 20:48, 4 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For. Nice name... --Aznboy93 00:38, 5 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For Modusoperandi has a name that is very long and hard (to spell). He is also a speaker of 3 or 4 languages, and can act out every CNN Special Report ever. On one last final point, --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 11:30, 5 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For He's been on the waiting list for this for so long.... but take a wild guess at who I'll be voting for next month. Composure1 21:08, 5 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For He definitely deserves it. --General Insineratehymn 02:19, 10 January 2007 (UTC)
  • for - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon - 19:58, 10 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For - It's gneomI 06:39, 13 January 2007 (UTC)
  • ForBraydie at 14:47, 14 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For --Shandon 15:23, 23 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For I need more of them thank you boxes on my page. Feureau 00:16, 26 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For - He always has great jokes at his disposal. --AAA! (AAAA) 08:14, 27 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For - Shas 00:15, 29 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For, because it's his turn, he's paid his dues, he's a funny chap, etc. etc. etc...--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 03:12, 29 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For. -- Hindleyite Converse 21:34, 31 January 2007 (UTC)

February 2007

Electrified mocha chinchilla (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +6.5
  • Nom and For This guy has incredible writing talent, and helps scrub down lots of articles for featurehood, yet we've always robbed him of a feature of his own. Nevertheless, he's hilarious, and has written some brilliant Quasi-Features, UnBooks, UnNews, etc., and I'm confident that he deserves this deserves this award and no less for his efforts. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 15:43, 1 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For--Shas 07:02, 2 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For - Vote that shit! --Señor DiZtheGreat Cuba flag large CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 22:03, 2 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. Yeah, you're right. This guy is really good. I really like his work. Not bad. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 22:50, 2 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For-- This man, is the MAN. -- 23:20, 6 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For...every time he arrives on irc, I want to get into a fistfight with him...what a class act.--Shandon 04:49, 22 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For Ja, ja, dast ist communistm to havre to vote efry munth. Feureau 15:24, 22 February 2007 (UTC)

Braydie (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +6
  • Nomination and For With three featured articles under his belt, and plenty more great ones floating around, Braydie has come much farther then most people can ever hope to come. So yah, he basically deserves this. --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 22:18, 2 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For - He threatened to ban me if I didn't vote for him, even if he *DID* win last month... -Paine TC 22:23, 2 February 2007 (UTC)
Last month's winner was Modusoperandi. --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 22:29, 2 February 2007 (UTC)
Ah, my bad, Braydie won UotM... same crap. -Paine TC 22:36, 2 February 2007 (UTC)
The winner gets a golden banjo. True story.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:44, 3 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Comment Curse you, ZB. I was planning to nominate Braydie next month. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 06:35, 3 February 2007 (UTC)
Well I planned on nominating him last month, so I guess we're even. --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 03:31, 5 February 2007 (UTC)

One-eyed Jack (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +15

March 2007

Emmzee (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +2

So So (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +4
  • Nom and For. A great writer with two features and several more quasis. Plus, the guy wrote Fire hydrant. You can't top that. User:Wehpudicabok/sig 23:55, 2 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For My favorite writer on this site (whom I admired long before Fire hydrant was ever featured), and he also nominated me for WotM, so now our little nonexistent back-handed dealing is complete.-- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 03:56, 5 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For - *reminds self to nominate Sauce sometime in the near future*. Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 04:00, 5 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For: just because Fire hydrant was a slight inspiration for the Inanimate Sponge piece. Hats off to you, good sir. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 01:53, 6 March 2007 (UTC)

Prettiestpretty (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +17.5 Pretties that is prettier then all other pretties

April 2007

Braydie (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +29, FU BRAY... DIE
Haha. —Braydie 22:32, 10 April 2007 (UTC)
Is that a confirmation or a denial? -- Hindleyite Converse 18:45, 11 April 2007 (UTC)
Heh heh. —Braydie 21:58, 12 April 2007 (UTC)
i.e Bradaphraser, the bard, the brad, the bardiephraser and etc.--User:Zerotrousers/sig 06:12, 21 April 2007 (UTC)

May 2007

Electrified mocha chinchilla

Score: 5|m|c


Score: 24 half hours of Canadian Content on the CBC


Score: +1
  • Nom Apparently he has four featured articles (UnBooks:Adventure gamebook, Memento, Commemorative plate and Wallet moth). Note that I don't think I've actually read any of these, but I figure some of you probably have. —rc (t) 04:01, 3 May 2007 (UTC)
  • For. After a ringing endorsement like that, how can I lose? --Nydas 22:15, 4 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Comment. I'd vote Nydas if Shandon weren't running. Will you nom him next month, Rc? User:Wehpudicabok/sig 01:48, 7 May 2007 (UTC)
  • I may. But I make no promises. —rc (t) 18:07, 9 May 2007 (UTC)

El Zoof

Score: +2 One Letter Words Starting with A
  • Nom Inching up the VFH Hall of Shame. Again, I haven't read his stuff - it may suck. Vote at your own peril. —rc (t) 04:01, 3 May 2007 (UTC)
Good noms Rc. If they fail this time, try them again when there is less competition. Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 04:05, 3 May 2007 (UTC)
Rc fails at life. —Braydie 18:12, 3 May 2007 (UTC)
No, YOU fail at life. Haha, I bet you are saying "touché" right now. Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 03:43, 4 May 2007 (UTC)
Boris Yeltsin fails at life. lol —rc (t) 07:16, 4 May 2007 (UTC)
Ouch. Poor Boris. Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 07:21, 4 May 2007 (UTC)
I don't fail as much as Rc does. —Braydie 21:49, 12 May 2007 (UTC)
Ikabu, you are only allowed one vote. Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 15:09, 5 May 2007 (UTC)
Sorry, I sadly withdraw the e|m|c vote. Sorry. (Note: I have no idea how to do the strike through thing so I just deleted it. {Ikabu}BUZZ...FLICK...GURGLE... 01:26, 6 May 2007 (UTC)

June 2007

Ljlego (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +4
  • Nom and For - Ljlego has really impressed me his writing has really improved and so far the most recent articles have been stellar.--Gaberou 03:34, 8 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Comment sometime soon. --THINKER 03:38, 8 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Comment Thanks a lot, dude. However, my vote is already cast and I intend to stick by it. Perhaps next month....:) Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 15:17, 8 June 2007 (UTC)
  • This vote is reserved for next month. One of my favorite newer writers. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 15:49, 9 June 2007 (UTC)
  • For. Awesome. Necropaxx (T) {~} 19:06, 11 June 2007 (UTC)
  • For all of the above. --THE 14:29, 13 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Comment -- If I hadn't already cast my vote for HerrDoktor, you'd have it, Ljlego. Whoever nommed you nommed late...:( Sometime soon, though, you will definitely win this. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 18:29, 16 June 2007 (UTC)
  • For - Always and forever. Call me. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 05:16, 30 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Comment Ljlego has my vote next month. I voted too early this month (or he was nommed too late....additionally this comment is rather late)-RAHB 10:05, 30 June 2007 (UTC)

So So (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +3
  • Gotta give emc my vote for this month. I still say So So is awesome, though, and he'll have my vote in the future. User:Wehpudicabok/sig2 04:37, 30 June 2007 (UTC)

Nydas (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +1
  • Nomandfor - a growing collection of classic articles including Enid Blyton, Memento and I forget the others. With lashing and lashing of whipped cream. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me) 09:29, 1 June 2007 (UTC)

HerrDoktor (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +12 poorly rendered tesla coils
  • Nom & For- HerrDoktor is a great writer Mad Scientist. Just look at these funny slimey pages
Onomatopoeia (rewrite) HowTo:Make Cheesy Sci-Fi - with FoxyBabe
UnBooks:Practical Lessons on Communism HowTo:Run Away From Fat Ladies
The Black And White Man UnBooks:Gallows Humor

If he doesn't win I'll eat my hat--SIR T H A T G U Y H U F F E D M E Snowman throw a snowball Snowman 08:36, 1 June 2007 (UTC)

  • For. To cancel out his vote for me, and because I liked HowTo:Make Cheesy Sci-Fi. --So So 09:57, 1 June 2007 (UTC)
  • For. My personal fave is the communism one. LeatherboundbooksTalkContributions 15:25, 1 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Our friend here became a real VFH monster in a very short time. He moved swiftly and surely from the new guy on the block, who dumped his sig's code all over the place to an empire of articles, growing up a whole family of followers whom he make sure to call "kid". `Tis a pleasure to end this rambling by voting For. ~Jewriken.GIF 15:45, 1 June 2007 (UTC)
  • 3 features in a month, though strictly speaking that was last month so maybe he should have won it then but this isn't actually that kind of award so umm.. oh yeah; For --Kelpan 19:31, 2 June 2007 (UTC)
  • For. He's from Brazil. I like Brazil so much that I can do nothing but vote for him.---Asteroid B612B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 23:44, 2 June 2007


Sorry but you're wrong. I was to say that Uncyclopedian of the Month is a popularity contest, but it also is not, it's for the most useful contributor. This is not a "who is your buddy", "who is more friendly", "who has the neater hair" or "who made more featured articles" contest. This is a simple "who writes the best" contest. Bear this in mind, friends, you all. And please don't discuss the merits of one candidate among the votes of another, this is embarrassing. -- herr doktor needsAbrain Rocket [scream!] 21:34, 4 June 2007 (UTC)
But if it were about "who has the neater hair", I'd totally win. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 01:12, 5 June 2007 (UTC)
Yeah, I'm giving you that, I can't beat a chinchilla in a hair contest. -- herr doktor needsAbrain Rocket [scream!] 01:13, 5 June 2007 (UTC)

Electrified mocha chinchilla (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +e=mc16
I will vote for him next month I thinks it's HerrDoktor time to shine. This month is sure gonna be close Wot?--SIR T H A T G U Y H U F F E D M E Snowman throw a snowball Snowman 12:23, 1 June 2007 (UTC)
There will be no need to do that, because e|m|c is going to win THIS month :) --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 01:34, 2 June 2007 (UTC)
I think I forgot to mention Letter to the Isle, too. Because e|m|c totally did that. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 14:51, 3 June 2007 (UTC)
Want to sign in so that your vote would count more, Mr. George? --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 01:36, 2 June 2007 (UTC)
His vote counts as half. No cheating--SIR T H A T G U Y H U F F E D M E Snowman throw a snowball Snowman 04:28, 2 June 2007 (UTC)
But he actually does have an account, check his contributions. I guess he'll realize one time or another and fix his vote. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 12:05, 2 June 2007 (UTC)
Ooops. Fixed. --GeorgeRI.jpg» His Majesty King George VI (the boxes) SpacerSpacerSpacerSpacerSpacerSpacerIcons-flag-gb 30px-Coatsmxa.pngSpacerSpacerSpacerIcons-flag-usSpacerSpacerSpacer 20:27, 7 June 2007 (UTC)

Noob of the Month

January 2007

JohnQ.Public (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +3
  • Nom and For He has made a lot of good contributions within the past 2 weeks alone and he even personally asked me to nominate him for Noob of the month. How could I turn down such a polite user? --General Insineratehymn 21:19, 1 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For I voted for myself because the rules say I can. Self indulgence, or just acknowledgement that I'm unknown and need all the help I can get? You decide. --JohnQ.Public 17:45, 2 January 2007 (UTC)
  • ForBraydie at 23:11, 7 January 2007 (UTC)

Ben DeRoy (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +Three DeRoy
Comment ~ No dice.  :) --Sir Todd GUN WotM MI UotM NotM MDA VFH AotM Bur. AlBur. CM NS PC (talk) 16:15, 18 January 2007 (UTC)

The Bard (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +11

Dynamo (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +4

February 2007

Blahshoe (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +3

Captain Carcass (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 0

The Number-One ALF Fan (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 0

Contestant (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +23
  • Nominating: has written HowTo:Start a Religion -- herr doktor needsAbrain Rocket [scream!] 16:25, 15 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For He has only been here for a few days, and he has already produced one of the best articles I have seen in the form of HowTo:Start a Religion. --General Insineratehymn 14:56, 17 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. And I've welcomed him! Such a pride. -- herr doktor needsAbrain Rocket [scream!] 15:00, 17 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Playing the for card. -- Hindleyite Converse 15:57, 17 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For - Good to see, I was worried we would have no candidates for a while. Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 16:28, 17 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For, I guess. I feel very awkward, having people say such nice things. Thank you, all. Contestant buzzer Contestant CUN -- VFH NotM Buzz Ctrbs 02:41, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. It's funnier than mine. Captain Carcass 03:08, 19 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. That UnNews was great. Keep up the good work! User:Wehpudicabok/sig 05:14, 19 February 2007 (UTC)
  • for so good so fast - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon - 22:52, 19 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For Talent like this is as rare as a camel through the eye of a haystack. --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy - (Ring for service) 23:22, 19 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For this guy's gonna be big, just wait. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 00:38, 20 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For Great job this is something could prospectively make it to the featured page if you expand it some more and add some funny ass pictures.Weasel Weasel 3689Sucrose b Colombia icon 21:25, 20 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For - I don't know why. It's gneomI 05:29, 20 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. That article is great stuff, and besides, he reverted vandalism on my userpage, which is doubleplusgood. --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 01:39, 21 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For...yeah...OK...he's actually appeared on my radar screen--Shandon 04:31, 22 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For I normally don't even vote in this category at all, but this guy is great. --Composure1 15:31, 22 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. ~Jewriken.GIF 15:43, 25 February 2007 (UTC)
  • ForBraydie 16:54, 26 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For He helps me work my funny muscles. --Kenvalyi 17:58, 26 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For Great HowTo:Start a religion article, also amusing on chatrooms. {{RabbiTechno 18:00, 26 February 2007 (UTC)}}
  • For --”' PrincessCaitlai ”' (”'T”') 01:08, 27 February 2007 (UTC)
  • F☭R, SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 03:54, 28 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. Come on down! You're the next contestant on The Price is Right! —Major Sir Hinoa prepare for troublemake it double? 17:50, 28 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For He's throwing ninja stars around, and I want a slice of the pie. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 00:10, 1 March 2007 (UTC)

March 2007

Heap (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +0 joke nominaitons
You're thinking of UGotM buddy, I don't see anything about bans on this page. Not that it really matters in the end... -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 15:57, 6 March 2007 (UTC)
Bah, they're all the same. --Contestant buzzer Contestant CUN -- VFH NotM Buzz Ctrbs 21:01, 6 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Comment - Actually, every edit except for his first one was hilarious. I can't vote for him because of that first one though. Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 02:47, 8 March 2007 (UTC)

RAHB (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +9
It's a time-honoured uncyclopedia tradition to vote for one's self. Spang talk 13:01, 13 Mar 2007
  • For Well, in that case (inconspicuously changes comment to for) -- RAHB 23:08, 13 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For Funny n00b? HowTo article? UnNews and audio? He seems familiar. ... Braydie was just like him! --Contestant buzzer Contestant CUN -- VFH NotM Buzz Ctrbs 00:11, 14 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 04:02, 15 March 2007 (UTC)
  • F☭R, SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 20:33, 26 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For. ~Jewriken.GIF 12:25, 30 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For Fou-Lu 07:02, 31 March 2007 (UTC)

April 2007

Rcmurphy (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: NegativeThreecmurphy
  • Tosh. —rc (t) 08:38, 5 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Comment Thanks guys! Please help me learn about Uncyclopedia, I want to be an admin someday! —rc (t) 22:49, 10 April 2007 (UTC)
Comment Well, perhaps, but you need to make sure you go about it the right way. If you work at it though, you too could become a fine upstanding admin like CRUSHERBOT or Sophia. Spang talk 03:54, 11 Apr 2007
I don't know Spang, he seems a bit... childish. Maybe give 'im a few more years, wait for his little boy brain to catch up with his big boy body. Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 02:36, 20 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Against Remote Controlled Murphy? I suspect this to be not but a mischief making bot run by User:Murphy behind the curtains. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 02:05, 25 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Against Ineligible. Has been a member since March 2005. That is not within 30 days of the current date. User:Uncyclopedian/sig 00:51, 26 April 2007 (UTC)
Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 07:42, 30 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Against Ditto. --Mad Dog 19:26, 26 April 2007 (UTC)

MichaelHax (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 5 of 100 people think this user should be shot into space.
Although, he did a good job cleaning up the place.

May 2007


Score: 0
I am a simple nooblet and do not understand your talk of "bureaucrats" and such. Please use simple language for me, I am only two weeks on the intronet. —rc (t) 15:20, 14 May 2007 (UTC)
RC, you (Rcmurphy) have some (not a lot, I probably have more) control (tells people (us) what to do) of uncyclopedia (humour website (don't ask)). —Braydie 18:51, 14 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Non-Votational Support I've already voted this month, but I look forward to somebody nomming rcmurphy next month so we can all shake our collective heads in awe again. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 19:16, 14 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Strong against Not a noob... and its NOT funny. W1k13rh3nry 20:54, 16 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Still ineligible User:Uncyclopedian/sig 19:22, 27 May 2007 (UTC)

۞ (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

If you don't vote for me I'm removing the porn from The Thong Dynasty you have been warned. ۞ 21:54, 28 May 2007 (UTC)

o__O Pigeon's pretty much already got this now, but there's always next month, since you're still technically eligible. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 21:56, 28 May 2007 (UTC)
Score: +8 weird symbols
  • Nom on a whim, since there really isn't anyone else at all to nom. Only a few days old and only wrote one article, but it's a pretty good one, no? --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 20:57, 13 May 2007 (UTC)
  • For It's about time we have more unicode individuals receiving awards. --General Insineratehymn 23:15, 13 May 2007 (UTC)
  • For they were making edits. This is an admirable trait in an Uncyclopedian. --Ж Kalir, Awesome Author(alliteration affords additional awesome) 04:30, 14 May 2007 (UTC)
  • For You just can't have too much cheap smut :) --User:Professor Booty
  • For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 00:13, 19 May 2007 (UTC)
  • For His contributions to the (re)discovery of Skid Valley give History a decisive twist! --Lambic 23:47, 19 May 2007 (UTC)
  • For as I actually have seen this one doing something {constructive}--Shandon 11:39, 23 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Comment In case this guy doesn't win, we can nominate him for User of the Month when June comes around. --General Insineratehymn 19:51, 28 May 2007 (UTC)
  • For This is real history --User:Lilith75
  • Yaar!I couldn't vote for Norway --Alchemist 14:06, 29 May 2007 (UTC)
  • For What a n00b! Weasel Weasel 3689Sucrose b Colombia icon 02:49, 31 May 2007 (UTC)

Pat_Sharp (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +1 literate headbangers

Necropaxx (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +3 Converts

Pigeon (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +12 feathery friends
  • Nom and for - Has been around for almost exactly a month now, and has been helping out a lot in various places. Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 13:07, 18 May 2007 (UTC)
  • For - Does quite a bit considering his time here. And Cs; you're lucky April only has 30 days. –—Hv (talk) 18/05 21:55
  • Blasphemous Vote For Myself - Because it'll REALLY annoy that guy who vandalised my page, and just about everything else earlier. Also, I found my laptop gathering dust in the attic, for more sexytime outside of college hours on Uncyc. - Some Random Pigeon (Bird Feed) (Bird Droppings). 18:02, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
  • For --AAA! (AAAA) 01:07, 23 May 2007 (UTC)
  • ForBraydie 12:52, 23 May 2007 (UTC)
  • For. My, this guy does a lot for a noob. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 00:12, 25 May 2007 (UTC)
  • For --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 19:52, 25 May 2007 (UTC)
  • For As much as I desire this award, I must acknowledge that Pigeon seems to be doing good stuff and a lot of it. And if I vote for him maybe he'll nominate me next month. —rc (t) 22:40, 25 May 2007 (UTC)
  • For, because Bert rubbed off on me as a child. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 02:25, 26 May 2007 (UTC)
  • For. His contributions speak for themselves. User:Wehpudicabok/sig 05:18, 26 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Cooing to signify for~Jewriken.GIF 14:14, 27 May 2007 (UTC)
  • F☭R, SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle02:50, 30 May 2007

Lambic (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +2 well read noobs
  • Nom and For - settled in very quickly to life in Uncyclopedialand, and already has quite a few decent articles under his belt. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me) 21:19, 19 May 2007 {UTC)
  • For - I always love to hear about a Pirate having a good time - Professor Booty
Only one vote allowed Booty. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 15:33, 20 May 2007 (UTC)
Argh - sorry, missed that bit - can I give half a vote each? ;)
Nah, you're gonna have to get rid of one of them :\ sorry, but it's the rules. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 17:13, 20 May 2007 (UTC)

OK :( Sorry JB, Had to give it to the Captain. Vote deleted. Professor Booty

  • For - Great enthusiasm, jokes and copy editing. ۞ 09:01, 20 May 2007 (UTC)

Jafandahalf (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +2 late votes
  • Nomination; For. --So So 09:09, 26 May 2007 (UTC)

for some really good contributitions, and he hasn't irritated me, so... he must be > OK. Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 22:21, 29 May 2007 (UTC)

June 2007

Dr. Skullthumper (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +1
  • Nom and For. Kitchen sink says it all. --Andorin Kato 02:50, 18 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Extreme super amazing for... next month. This is (Unicode)'s last month eligible, and Skullthumper still has plenty of time left to win this next month. Like last month with Pigeon. Sorry Skully :( --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 02:53, 18 June 2007 (UTC)

۞ (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +11 Uninoobs

Rub El Hizb Avatar Plain 150Nom + For before it's too late! --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 17:51, 1 June 2007 (UTC)

Rub El Hizb Avatar Plain 127For, like last month!--"Shure" Shandon 20:38, 1 June 2007 (UTC)

Rub El Hizb Avatar Plain 103For, again! Professor Booty

Rub El Hizb Avatar Explodes LongFor, as he's still eligible. --General Insineratehymn 18:00, 2 June 2007 (UTC)

Rub El Hizb Avatar Plain 113For - Now I don't feel so guilty about nominating someone else last month. Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 04:25, 3 June 2007 (UTC)

Rub El Hizb Avatar Plain 127For , and stay tuned on the Thong Dynasty, the Real McCoy is surely yet to come! Some real peer pressure from --Lambic 14:19, 3 June 2007(UTC)

Rub El Hizb Avatar Plain 136For deserves it just for his name Weasel Weasel 3689Sucrose b Colombia icon 06:03, 6 June 2007 (UTC)

Rub El Hizb Avatar ExplodesYep. Ж Kalir, Awesome Author(alliteration affords additional awesome) 03:45, 7 June 2007 (UTC)

Rub El Hizb Avatar Plain 127For for the Thong Dynasty! Keep up the good work! --User:Lilith75

Rub El Hizb Avatar Plain 103Fumble --Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 11:04, 15 June 2007 (UTC)

Rub El Hizb Avatar Explodes LongFore! Darn it, this guy is beating me in my golf game!!! User:Uncyclopedian/sig

Rub El Hizb Avatar Plain 107For Was I supposed to do something fancy? Well fuck that.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:00, 27 June 2007 (UTC)

Lambic (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +2

Rcmurphy (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: -1 nomination jokes beaten to death
  • What a n00b! Necropaxx (T) {~} 16:32, 12 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Against This is just getting old. --General Insineratehymn 16:35, 12 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Okay. We get it. Rcmurphy is not a noob. He's been here longer than any of us. Let this joke die. User:Wehpudicabok/sig2 19:19, 13 June 2007 (UTC)
    For...wait, Rcmurphy isn't a n00b? Oh noes! Against. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:23, 13 June 2007 (UTC)
  • For thanx necropaxx! i'll nom you next month k? k!! wooooo etc. etc. —rc (t) 04:21, 14 June 2007 (UTC)
WOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooo... Necropaxx (T) {~} 22:53, 15 June 2007 (UTC)

Pieface (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +2 pleas for noms

Uncyclopedian of the Month

January 2007

Braydie (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +22
  • Nom and For. Really deserves this award.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 03:47, 1 January 2007 (UTC)
  • I Approve This Message, SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 03:49, 1 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For - Braydie's quick rise to fame seems similar to that of Todd Lyons, although admittedly I wasn't here when Todd joined. --Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 09:51, 1 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For - He was robbed, man. Or at least that's what his banker told me to say after he handed me $50. In any case, this guy should win. Vote yes on Prop. 232! --JohnQ.Public 16:41, 1 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For, like last time. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 00:38, 2 January 2007 (UTC)
  • The only reason I didn't vote for Braydie last time is because Brad was up. Sup4r-133t ph0r3!!!11! (read as: "for")Sir Major Hinoa [TALK] [KUN] [03:50, 2 January 2007 (UTC)]
  • For Braydie is one of the finest chaps I've ever "dealt with". He certaintly "deserves" this "award". Also, --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 21:29, 2 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For - As last time! --Tt22 Talk Icons-flag-gb 23:06, 2 January 2007 (UTC)'
  • For...friendly and enthusiastic...not that Tom isn't, but the House Select Committee on UnAmerican Activities will be putting him away soon...--Shandon 23:07, 2 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For. Restored my faith in the youth of the internet. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 10:47, 4 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For. I remember when this young whipper-snapper was just the glint in his mother's eye. We all had faith in him...we sure did. And he made us proud. If only your old man was around to see you and how far you've come...but he's watching up in heaven right now...(gets choked up) and he's smiling, oh is he smiling! You did it champ! --Anyone 20:51, 4 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For. Thomas Maefaer nextmonth! Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 23:44, 5 January 2007 (UTC)
  • Braydie is truly an asset to Uncyclopedia. For a good person. Mayfair in February! goshzillacorrespondence 02:11, 6 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For. N00bs these days; helping people and doing stuff. When I was but a wee n00b I mostly hung around the 7/11 and smoked.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:11, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For. For so much work in QVFD. User:Kjhf/sig 15:17, 14 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For Definitely deserves this award. --General Insineratehymn 23:25, 14 January 2007 (UTC)
  • Suck eggs. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 22:56, 20 January 2007 (UTC)
  • Thumbs up. -- herr doktor needsAbrain Rocket [scream!] 20:54, 22 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For ~Sir Rangeley Icons-flag-us GUN WotM UotM EGA +S (talk) 20:56, 22 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For. Meh... Gotta vote someone. Feureau 00:21, 26 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For He does so much work, and all for little or no thanks. Except this award. And his recent adminning. And his Noob of the Month award. And his dozens of other awards. I still don't understand how he does it. --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 18:36, 27 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For - A tough choice, but Braydie wins by a nose hair. Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 01:30, 31 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For - As Zim said, it was tough. Don't worry, Tom. We still love you! -- Hindleyite Converse 21:44, 31 January 2007 (UTC)

Tom_mayfair (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +13
  • Does... well, everything, really, and I've never seen him get an award for it. This award is supposed to be for the people who do the dirty jobs, and Tom seems to do nothing but. About the only person I know who actually goes through articles tagged with {{ugly}} and fixes them, and does a million other similar things. Should have got this before now. -- Paw_print.jpg 14:59, 1 January 2007 (UTC)
  • Comrade Tom is indeed doing a good job in holding back the capitalist pigs, greetings new arrivals and generally looking after the place. I say - DA! Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S 19:33, 2 January 2007 (UTC)
  • Tom, enjoy being editor of the month. You are a great uncyclopedian. I 100% support you. Sir james paul 23:30, 3 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For - He gave communism a whole new meaning... --AAA! (AAAA) 00:16, 6 January 2007 (UTC)
    • Comment, while I voted for someone else, you should get the Most Improved Uncyclopedian of the Month for, um, being the most improved uncyclopedian of the month.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:13, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
      • Same I like Tom as well. Shame I like Braydie more down in QVFD. User:Kjhf/sig 16:43, 14 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon - 19:59, 10 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For. Though I like Braydie very much, I'm saddened that this looks like such a one-sided contest. Tom has continuously impressed me as a friendly, helpful and hard working user, and I think he's excellent admin material for a future draft. --Sir Todd GUN WotM MI UotM NotM MDA VFH AotM Bur. AlBur. CM NS PC (talk) 16:34, 14 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For Braydie is great and super-helpful, but Tom has really impressed me by improving so much in a relatively short time. —rc (t) 01:31, 15 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For Braydie is not our comrade GSPbeetle complains Vandalisms 09:35, 16 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For the Communist party, and probably this guy too. --Ж Kalir, Awesome Author(alliteration affords additional awesome) 07:38, 20 January 2007 (UTC)
  • Looks like Braydie is going to take the award this month, but I'm going to throw my vote towards Tom. He's worked bloody hard for months now, and is definately on my "one to watch out for" list. For -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
  • For. Great user and his user page is funny enough to be a featured article.--Themuppetshow 18:26, 24 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For It's the Premier! All Hail Tom Mayfair! Feureau 00:19, 26 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For- seems like anice guy. Chancellor Krieger 20:30, 27 January 2007 (UTC)

February 2007

Flyingfeline (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +2 house cats strapped into an outdated and ridiculous looking 19th century flying machine and pushed off a cliff
  • Nomination & For, since becomin' an administrator she has done some outstandin' work 'round here. Kudos. SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 01:46, 1 February 2007 (UTC)
Comment: Oh come on, I do practically nothing. Don't be silly. ;) -- Paw_print.jpg 02:07, 2 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Nomination but not for, because Tom crossed out his nom and I've already voted. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 02:24, 9 February 2007 (UTC)
Comment, I didn't cross it out. She did. SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 02:32, 9 February 2007 (UTC)
Apology Sorry. I thought you crossed it out at her request, as I saw that you changed your vote. Either way, she stills retains a nom for any potential voters. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 06:14, 9 February 2007 (UTC)
  • OMG...What??!--no. Uh, what??! You guys are frickin' crazy for not saying For. I mean, you must be on crack.--Shandon 04:34, 22 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For, because Premier Tom once called me a gobshite. It was a while ago, but this is the first chance I have had to get revenge, even though Premier Tom is miles ahead of everyone else now. Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 12:59, 22 February 2007 (UTC)
Comment, When & where did I say that? I'm sorry if I hurt your feelin's. SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 14:02, 22 February 2007 (UTC)
Another comment - Meh, it was in some forum topic. I don't care really, and I probably deserved it, anyways. Actually, the real reason why I voted is because I do think FF deserves this, even if she doesn't think so. Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 14:05, 22 February 2007 (UTC)
Comment, We'll retake her arse next month. ^_^ SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 14:08, 22 February 2007 (UTC)

Tom mayfair (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: ☭24 Communist Conspirators
Comment I can't see from laughing so much. No disrespect miss. —Braydie at 07:22, 2 February 2007 (UTC)
  • FЯ When I first heard that Mayfair was a communist, I thought "Communism? That is so Cold War-era Soviet Russia". Now he has me saying "Ио́сиф Виссарио́нович Джугашвили!" with gusto! -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 07:05, 3 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For, Same as the last time. Chancellor Krieger 21:05, 4 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For Motherland!!! One eye jack is not our comrade GSPbeetle complains Vandalisms 09:16, 5 February 2007 (UTC)
  • MayFOR Good. User:Uncyclopedian/sig
  • For - Tom's the kind of commie we can all aspire to be one day: stoic, cold-hearted, and completely oblivious to all notions of human liberty. Go get em, TommyBoy! --Señor DiZtheGreat Cuba flag large CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 15:28, 11 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For I saw him punch a nun once. It was for charity. At least that's what he said it was for while I was writing the cheque.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:16, 14 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Tom might be singlehandedly trying to destroy the western world, but he does it with a smile. That and the fact that he works damn hard. For. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
  • For - In Soviet Russia, Communist nominates YOU!! --AAA! (AAAA) 01:27, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For - In Soviet Russia, Bribed gets YOU!! --User:Zerotrousers/sig 02:41, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Da for Comrade Mayfair. —Sir Comrade Hinoa [TALK] [KUN] [17:04, 18 February 2007 (UTC)]
  • For - In Soviet Russia, dead horse beats YOU!! --Contestant buzzer Contestant CUN -- VFH NotM Buzz Ctrbs 17:07, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
  • for - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon - 22:48, 19 February 2007 (UTC)
  • AgainstThis guy has been banned by more admins than your mom and only some of his articles are truly funny Weasel Weasel 3689Sucrose b Colombia icon 21:25, 20 February 2007 (UTC)
  • True, Tom had a rough start here. But it's the fact that he's become a very helpful member of Uncyc that makes him worthy of the award. And nobody nominated him for Writer of the Month, anyway. —rc (t) 05:52, 20 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For Same reasons as last month. —rc (t) 05:52, 20 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. -- Hindleyite Converse 14:42, 22 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Uncyclopedia is Communism. goshzillacorrespondence 18:01, 23 February 2007 (UTC)¡
  • For. I may not be communist, but I support this guy! --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 18:33, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. He bribed me with a pack of MMs Altough I feel he has a little less revolutionary spirit than we are lead to imagine. -- herr doktor needsAbrain Rocket [scream!] 22:54, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For comrade Tom. ~Jewriken.GIF 15:42, 25 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For ALL HAIL COMRADE TOM Feureau 14:16, 26 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For --Kenvalyi 18:08, 26 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For --”' PrincessCaitlai ”' (”'T”') 01:07, 27 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. No idea what the vote is, but the guy is badass...--Dantoller 10:14, 27 February 2007 (UTC)

One-eyed Jack (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +5 donated eyes
  • Nomination and For. This user has been dedicated to improving Uncyclopedia's quality for months, but since he doesn't come onto IRC or spam his username much, it often gets ignored. When I decided to revamp pee review because no one was reviewing there, I quickly discovered that OEJ HAD indeed been trying to go through and keep pee review alive the preceding months, by himself. Add to this the long list of articles he writes but often doesn't get recognized for, and you've got one Hell of an Uncyclopedian.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 12:40, 1

February 2007 (UTC)

  • For. --User:The Bard/sig 14:05, 1 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For ---Asteroid B612B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 16:16, 5 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For I see his name on Recent Changes all the time, and he gets no credit. --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 19:18, 5 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For, because people that whore their usernames are gobshites. SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 21:12, 5 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For, for his great work on the Pee Review. And because Tom is a FUCK great guy. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 18:31, 6 February 2007 (UTC) (TalkContribs (del)Block (rem-lst-all)WhoisCityProxy?WP Edits)

Score: +0
  • Nom & For -- Revoke all nominations, this guy is IT. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 01:00, 7 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Against Is this nomination a joke? --General Insineratehymn 01:35, 7 February 2007 (UTC)
Dear Diary ~ Today that bad boy who smokes behind the gym during lunch hour voted for EMC on WotM, then schmootzed up his userpage. EMC then nom'd him for UotM. They make a cute couple...--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:50, 7 February 2007 (UTC)

Modusoperandi (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 0
  • Nom & abstain - He always has really good jokes up his sleeve, he's helpful, and he knows how to lighten up a bad situation. Why isn't he an admin? --AAA! (AAAA) 22:37, 7 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Changed vote to Tom mayfair. Abstained --AAA! (AAAA) 01:27, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
Comment. Obvious reasons. --Anyone 22:43, 7 February 2007 (UTC)
Because he's mad? MAD? MAD? MAD? or maybe because he's Canadian? eh?~Jewriken.GIF 07:19, 8 February 2007 (UTC)

March 2007

Flyingfeline (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +13 airborne cats
Person below me added it. Or something.. —Braydie 03:32, 11 March 2007 (UTC)
  • 'For 'Keep up the good work!! Fou-Lu 03:27, 11 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For...like I did last month--Shandon 15:26, 12 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 23:00, 19 March 2007 (UTC)
  • FOR --User:Zerotrousers/sig 10:00, 21 March 2007 (UTC)
  • FOR -- 21:37, 25 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For Aerodynamic domesticated house cats ftw! \o/ 22:07, 28 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For ~Jewriken.GIF 12:22, 30 March 2007 (UTC)

Lugiatm (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Campaign Poster
Score: +2

One-eyed Jack (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +19 cycloptic playing cards
  • For and Nom. I will not give this up until he wins the award he so rightfully deserves. The reason (for those who forgot from last time) is his single-handed attempts to keep Pee Review going even when no one else cared. Now it's been revamped, more people care, and he's still contributing there, just like always. A great example of unselfishness for the masses.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 22:29, 8 March 2007 (UTC)
diffBraydie 03:29, 11 March 2007 (UTC)
Comment My bad. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 16:05, 12 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For. I will not give this up until Brad does.---Asteroid B612B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 16:08, 11 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For He's been a good and sensitive lover, always making sure that my needs are met and fantasies fulfilled; he's able to hit just the right spot that makes me so glad that I'm his at the moment that the earth moves. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 21:18, 11 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 23:06, 11 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For a never ending supply of lubrication to keep things well oiled here, OEJ is always pounding away within all those dark, hidden places around Uncyclopedia, and as such has never enjoyed the kudos he so deserves. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me) 15:33, 13 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For. Feline is kinda out nowadays and, as it concerns to me, OEJ is a nice fella. -- herr doktor needsAbrain Rocket [scream!] 16:19, 12 March 2007 (UTC)
  • yes - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon - 22:07, 12 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For All work and no play makes one-eyed jack a dull boy! Weasel Weasel 3689Sucrose b Colombia icon 05:56, 13 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For One-Eyed Jack is such a cool honest guy. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Witt E, (talk • contribs) diff
  • FOR OEJ beeth an excellent individual. He giveth good advice upon Ye Urine Examination, and he giveth much of his time in providing the poor authors of articles encouragement. --Lord Fluffy who rains fire from the heavens 01:16, 26 March 2007 (UTC)
  • HELL YES --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 03:10, 28 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Monocle-sporting for. -- Hindleyite Converse 20:25, 28 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For crying out loud, give him the stinking award already so we don't have to feel guilty about not being as awesome as he is. --The Acceptable Thinking cap small Cainad Sacred Chao (Fnord) 06:21, 29 March 2007 (UTC)
  • HITLER SAYS YES!, Hitler! 04:52, 31 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For We haven't met our quota of awards to cyclopses for this month yet. --Strange (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 09:35, 31 March 2007 (UTC)

April 2007

Modusoperandi (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +17 (one heptadecapoint)
  • Nomination and For, Modusoperandi is always on. I mean, look at this man's votes, responces on his talk page, articles, images, and face. Having him around means that there there will always be someone to bring a smile to the faces of Uncyclopedians. For that, and all the other stuff he probably does, I nominate him. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 22:13, 1 April 2007 (UTC)
  • For. He's crazy good at crazy good stuff. --Contestant buzzer Contestant CUN -- VFH NotM Buzz Ctrbs 00:04, 3 April 2007 (UTC)
  • For - What Zombiebaron said. --AAA! (AAAA) 23:58, 3 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Yes And that's all she wrote --RAHB 01:38, 4 April 2007 (UTC)
  • For. I've been gone this long and he still hasnt won this...what the hell? -- Sir C Icons-flag-us Holla | CUN 03:51, 4 April 2007 (UTC)
  • F☭R, I think I nominated him once but everyone was blind to his work. Shame on you all. SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 04:14, 4 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Yes Strange_but_untrue edits everything funny and reverts deleted potty humor. This person has the most votes and is therefore most likely to beat Strange_but_untrue so I'm voting for him. Strange_but_untrue also stalks me on Uncyclopedia and reverts most of my notable edits, even those that follow Uncyclopedia's, strict, wikipedish rules.SteveSims 21:40, 4 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Comment This is probably the worst reason to vote for someone. MO deserves this award for many reasons, not because you can't settle your differences with another candidate. ~Jewriken.GIF 12:01, 6 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Question - Does anyone think that vote should be discounted? I certainly do. It doesn't seem like a legitimate reason. Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 12:05, 6 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Answer. I crossed it out. I'm not so much of a whore as to accept bad votes. If SteveSims is kidding, I'll accept it; but the "joke", if it is one, doesn't come across in the comments. It sounds, dare I say, Dramaish. Just say "No" to Drama, kids. And stay in school. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 12:10, 6 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Wow - hate mail under somebody else's nom. I feel strangely honoured (although not as much as for getting nommed - thanks again Mordillo!). I thought it was USERNAME abuse at first! --Strange (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 21:36, 6 April 2007 (UTC)
  • For. He's always making us laugh indeed.---Asteroid B612B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 15:38, 7 April 2007 (UTC)
  • MO makes me feel all warm and fluffly, he's comforting like your favourite old socks, or that jumper that Aunty knitted for you, that, even though it breaks seven of the nine main rules of fashion still makes you feel great, especially when you're not wearing anything underneath it. I'd give him a big FOR. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me) 19:51, 8 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Dig. Rather entertaining, definitely deserves. --finker.jpgTHINKER 19:48, 11 April 2007 (UTC)
  • For- Helpful, non-flaming, and always doing stuff.--Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 19:22, 16 April 2007 (UTC)
  • For. Dla dobrzego sprawiedliwosc, grzeczny pan! --~ Tophatsig 02:30, 18 April 2007 (UTC)
  • For. Never fails to put a smile on my face. But I swear I'm laughing with him. Honest. Spang talk 06:26, 21 Apr 2007
  • For I would totally hire him to write...if only I had a show...--Shandon 18:51, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Fore! Wait, this isn't golf? User:Uncyclopedian/sig 00:46, 26 April 2007 (UTC)
  • For, even though every bone in my body is telling me to rip his arm off and beat him with the wet end. --Anyone 03:12, 26 April 2007 (UTC)
  • For -- Well, it doesn't really matter anymore. Still, this is me sucking up to someone supreme. Ikabu 10:54, 26 April 2007 (UTC)
  • For I was going to leave it until the very last minute and swoop in and maybe get the deciding vote, but I can't be bothered to wait that long. Modus is very funny, nice even to idiots, and... well, he rolls a good, umm, grumpy baby. --Strange (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 18:08, 26 April 2007 (UTC)

Strange but untrue (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +4 strangenesses corrected
  • N+F. It seems that these days the lady is just everywhere, cleaning, tidying and being nice to everyone. More than deserving. ~Jewriken.GIF 19:17, 1 April 2007 (UTC)
  • For - She is a very frequent voter, and excelent member of the Capercorn Trials Jury.Capercorn 23:34, 5 April 2007 (UTC)
  • For. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 08:22, 8 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Against. I don't like her Madretsma 10:11, 17 April 2007 (UTC)
  • If I change my vote to delete on Genocide, can I have a for (or at least a non-against)? I'll do it, ya know! (Yeah, vote for me, I have such strong principles... :-) ) --Strange (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 18:17, 17 April 2007 (UTC)
  • For. There's bad vibes here, man. This is karma correction. Also Sbu rolls the tightest joints, which is a bonus. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 10:37, 17 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Negative (that means against) - it's not funny, and I doubt it's actually even alive --Weebils 17:47, 25 April 2007 (UTC)
  • You know, if I happen to get nommed again at some point, I think I'm leaving the template off my userpage - it seems like everybody with a grudge has immediately found this page. And I was trying to be nice about the VFD thing, Weebils. Sigh. --Strange (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 06:50, 26 April 2007 (UTC)
  • For a tough choice with three great Uncyclopedians. SBU gets my nod because he doesn't bogart. It's the little things. --Kenvalyi 14:32, 28 April 2007 (UTC)
  • For. goshzillacorrespondence 19:42, 28 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Strong For. She's one of my favorite people here. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us

Spang (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 0xE hexapoints (+14 decimal)!
  • Nom and For - Whenever I'm online, Spang seems to be working his/her (seems to be in both categories) ass off doing general cleanup stuff. He/she is also happy to help us non-admins if we prod him/her hard enough. FU SPANG! Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 03:12, 2 April 2007 (UTC)
  • CommentI fell for that he/she trap, and nearly bought her a drink before I realized he was actually a drunk Scot. FU SPANG!~Jewriken.GIF 06:54, 2 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Comment: For the record, I am indeed male. Spang talk 05:20, 4 Apr 2007
  • For FU SPANG —rc (t) 08:11, 4 April 2007 (UTC)
  • <Insert affirmative vote riffing off the "FU SPANG" motif here>Major Sir Hinoa prepare for troublemake it double? 12:07, 6 April 2007 (UTC)
  • <Insert different FU SPANG rip-off FOR vote here> ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 17:05, 8 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Again, I seem to be voting For Spang--TKF 12:58, 9 April 2007 (UTC)
  • For This time it's a real vote.SteveSims 21:33, 11 April 2007 (UTC)
  • For Who else deserves such a honour and prestige? Surely none! Without Spang we would have no hilarious captialtised motifs nor would we have the whole is he/she isn't he/she debate. Truly Spangle G. Glittersprinkles deserves this award. --Ceridwyn 00:49, 12 April 2007 (UTC)
  • For. Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 16:44, 14 April 2007 (UTC)
  • IV. He sets an appropriate (if not good) image for teh grAEt Uncyclopedica. Heil Spang! --thematrixeætsyou, the leader (talk) (flames) 03:44, 17 April 2007 (UTC)
  • For --Ilona06 02:31, 20 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Comment - I would just like to say that UotM is becoming rather difficult right now. All of this month's candidates are very deserving of the award, and there are several more users who deserve it too. Hmm, who to nominate next month... Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 03:37, 20 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Next month is going to be relatively easy to decide, since the person that comes in 2nd this time around would most likely just get nommed again and recieve an onslaught of votes. The month after that, though, will be hard. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 20:47, 20 April 2007 (UTC)

May 2007

Spang (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +FU 21!!
Comment May I just say how sporting it is of MO to nom Spang for this month's vote after winning last month's vote himself. ^_^ Ceridwyntalk contribs arc2.0 01:45, 02 May 2007
Also comment I would've voted for him myself last month, but I used my vote to counter an ugly against on another user. Ugly against, by the way, is a euphemism for "crotch". Use it in your next conversation. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:13, 2 May 2007 (UTC)
  • For Spang, just to spite him, since he was in IRC telling everyone he'd kill the next person who voted for him for UotM.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 02:36, 2 May 2007 (UTC)
Comment he did WHAT?!?! Well tell him he'll have to start with me, since I voted too. I can't get on IRC from school :*( Ceridwyntalk contribs arc2.0 02:42, 02 May 2007
He lies! I just said I didn't need Zombiebaron's vote. Although my recommendation for UotM is STM, he's awesome and stuff. Spang talk 03:12, 02 May 2007
Well thats ok then :P Ceridwyntalk contribs arc2.0 03:15, 02 May 2007
Killing the next person who votes for you... not needing undead votes... Honestly, who can tell the difference between these two turns of phrase?--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 11:31, 2 May 2007 (UTC)

Savethemooses (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +FREEthemooses

Olipro (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +4 Buggering Brits
Comment Oh, mooses...one is the correct number of votes that you have. Two is one too many. Particularly silly ones like this. And the other one, too. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:40, 3 May 2007 (UTC)
Technically I made a +1 vote and a -1 vote, which evens out to zero votes. So I could vote again for myself. -- Tinymooose.gif » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 15:43, 3 May 2007 (UTC)
  • For. Nice job as a new sysop. -- herr doktor needsAbrain Rocket [scream!] 04:02, 3 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Placeholder Vote for next month's voting. Yes. I'm voting for you in advance. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 18:19, 5 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Ditto I had to give my vote to Spangles this month but I'll totally vote for you next month Oli ^_~ Ceridwyntalk contribs arc2.0 08:36, 06 May 2007
    • You can vote for me next month too. I'll nominate myself again. It'll be fun. Spang talk 05:53, 07 May 2007
  • AGAINST FU OLI!!!!! --General Insineratehymn 22:37, 8 May 2007 (UTC)
Ah crap. Insineratehymn hates me too? ;_; -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 23:39, 9 May 2007 (UTC)
Shouldn't the score be 3 or did Mhaille only nom and not for? O_o Poor Oli. He needs moar votes! ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 01:54, 10 May 2007
I gave my vote to that Moose guy....but its Oli for me next month. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
  • For! He gives me a reason to laugh at ban summaries and engage in wild orgies on IRC. --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 01:04, 12 May 2007 (UTC)

for This dude is the evil seamy underpresence of nauseating crap, the stink of which results in UnNews. Cheers! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 22:19, 29 May 2007 (UTC)

Alksub (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +3 Retards
  • Nom & For, because the bloody admins are hogging the votes at the moment. Also, he really deserves it. Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 03:46, 3 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Pro Alksub is awesome. --THINKER 03:54, 3 May 2007 (UTC)
  • For Alksub is nuff wicked and ting. --Dantoller
  • For. Fixes up a lot of my articles when people screw them up, etc. --So So 07:54, 27 May 2007 (UTC)

Cs1987 (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +2
  • Nom I don't know, I hear he does stuff. I think I voted for him for admin. —rc (t) 03:56, 3 May 2007 (UTC)
Huh? Where have you been hearing these things? Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 04:00, 3 May 2007 (UTC)
That's been the scuttlebutt down at the Rainbow Brite Tavern. Even if you don't actually do stuff, that's no obstacle to winning UotM - just look at some of the losers who have gotten it. —rc (t) 04:03, 3 May 2007 (UTC)
I noticed that's even been happening at UotY too. Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 04:06, 3 May 2007 (UTC)
Except for TheTris. That guy was freakin' unstoppable back in 2004 before Uncyclopedia existed. —rc (t) 04:10, 3 May 2007 (UTC)

June 2007

Ceridwyn (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +11 pages speld real good
her service you say? is that an hourly rate? -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 05:40, 18 June 2007 (UTC)
Nasty, man. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 05:45, 18 June 2007 (UTC)

Olipro (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +23 insomniac sysops
  • Nom & For Look at his logs. 'Nuff said. –—Hv (talk) 1/06 11:10
  • Without a single doubt its Oli for me. He's been nothing short of phenomenal of late. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me) 13:18, 1 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Yes please --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 17:24, 1 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Aye - even though he is stinky. RabbiTechno 17:25, 1 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Strong For, it makes me sad to note that I wasn't quick enough to nominate him. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 19:16, 1 June 2007 (UTC)
  • yeeeeess --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 20:34, 1 June 2007 (UTC)
  • For...his ability to balance beer consumption and administrative activity is nothing less than astonishing.--'Big Sur' Shandon 20:36, 1 June 2007 (UTC)
  • For Oli definately deserves this award, the other candidate is rubbish! But seriously, theres no competition here, Olipro does amazing work around here and completely deserves this! <3 That and I promised him last month I'd vote for him!!! ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 11:41, 01 June 2007
  • PINK FLOYD IS OVERRATED!!!!!!!!!1!11111 ;) --THINKER 23:47, 1 June 2007 (UTC)
    • You... fucked up old hag, ha ha charade you are. -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 05:35, 2 June 2007 (UTC)
      • Harmlessly passing your time in the grassland away, you're balanced on the biggest wave, racing towards an early grave, Mr. Thinker.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 17:40, 2 June 2007 (UTC)
        • Thinker, have a good drown as you go down all alone. Dragged down by the stone--Leoispotter
          • When you grow up and turn off your radios, you'll find a wondrous world of music which is so expansive that my statement is true. They're a good band. Now if you'll excuse me, I've got a Mahavishnu record to listen to (followed by a double-shot of Shadowfax, and a little Camel on the side!).. ;) --THINKER 21:28, 2 June 2007 (UTC)
            • A little Camel? I always thought you were into that kind of stuff... -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 04:17, 3 June 2007 (UTC)
              • Don't be jealous that Camel has better hair and more living members than the Floyd, man.. :-D --THINKER 04:52, 3 June 2007 (UTC)
            • Oh snap! Somebody just threw down the My Taste In Music Is More Obscure Than Yours gauntlet! —rc (t) 05:05, 3 June 2007 (UTC)
          • Oooo 'tis a slippery slope to try to fight that battle with me. Accordingly, I welcome all challengers. ;) --THINKER 05:15, 3 June 2007 (UTC)
          • PS - He started this whole mess back in IRC; I would never have played my musical douchebaggery hand without provocation!! --THINKER 05:21, 3 June 2007 (UTC)
            • The memories of a man in his old age, are the deeds of a man in his prime. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
        • Pink Floyd is NOT overrated! Pink Floyd is awesome! Almost as awesome as Led Zep! 'Nuff said.P.M., WotM, & GUN,