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For winners from the second half of 2006, see below.

Writer of the Month

July 2006

The Vote Tompkins campaign finally worked, as Tompkins edged out Hardwick Fuddlebuggy.

Tompkins (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +13
  • Nomination and For - Because last months decision was too tough — both candidates were highly deserving of this. Tompkins has the five excellent featured articles that were mentioned (The Keep Your Finger In The Box Game, Don't be Stupid, Teenagers, Vote Fish Penis and Distraction), not to mention a fine collection of other non-featured but still hysterical and well-written articles, two of my favs being The Door and Anti-Cliché. Since he seems to be big on bestowing glory upon others through nominations and voting for the other guy, and the rules stipulate he cannot nominate himself, I figured I'd go right ahead and nom him this month. I just hope it means as much coming from a bastard like me. -- Imrealized 18:07, 12 July 2006 (UTC)
  • For - I don't normally vote so early in the month, but Ptompkins IV, Lord of the Upper Kingdoms, is most deserving. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me) 18:14, 12 July 2006 (UTC)
  • Comment I'm not saying he don't deserve dis, I'm just gonna point out that when I pointed out that we could move last month's votes to this month, and get a head start, through the same process by witch Keitei gave me the month of May while still keeping her votes, and thus winning in June (see UotM archives). Tompkins declined, and stated that he did not feel that he deserved WotM, due to his lack of writing in recent memory, due to being an active admin. --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 18:42, 12 July 2006 (UTC)
  • For, oh yah, and I wanna vote for him anyway. --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 18:42, 12 July 2006 (UTC)
  • For content & honest-to-goodness Helper of the Poor--Shandon 06:39, 13 July 2006 (UTC)
  • For. I like Vote Fish Penis and Distraction very much.---Asteroid B612B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 01:31, 14 July 2006 (UTC)
  • Still For. (though Hardwick's award is certainly coming soon, I can only vote once...) ~ T. (talk) 01:47, 14 July 2006 (UTC)
  • For. I'm sorry Hardwick, it's just that Tompkins helped me out once! I think! --VodkaTabako Want a cigarette?. 03:27, 15 July 2006 (UTC) 04:29, 15 July 2006 (GMT)

Hardwick Fundlebuggy (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +10
  • Nomination. He's made some really great featured articles, see: Ernest Hemingway's Cookery Corner, Banana Skin Joke, Citizen Kong; and other hilarious ones that are currently nominated: Pop Bomb, The Swedish Orienteering And Firing A Rat From A Cannon Championships. This former NOTM deserves it, but my vote is suspended until later, because Tompkins is also deserving. In any case, Hardwick needed to be nommed, because he is deserving, and we need some competition. Sir C Icons-flag-us Holla | CUN --19:04, 12 July 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Aw, to heck with it. Unless someone comes along and writes an absolutely earth-shatteringly funny article (which ain't gonna happen), I'm unlikely to change my vote. Sorry again, Tompkins, but I just really like Hardwick's writing style too much not to vote for him. Not only has he got four features, but he has some relatively unrecognised gems such as The Dice Man and Good cop/Bad cop, not to mention the brilliant Capybara Bomb. On top of all this, he is a great guy: he is curteous, always happy to help people out at Pee Review and lend a hand to help decruddify other peoples' articles. All within four months. All of which means I'm voting against. Erm, I mean for. --Hindleyite | PL | GUN | WOTM | Image Review - Use it | Converse 10:18, 13 July 2006 (UTC)
  • For As much as Tompkins deserves it, Hardwick just writes some asoundingly good articles. Bouncy Castle is just one of the best articles I've read. --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 17:34, 13 July 2006 (UTC)
  • For. After seeing The Dice Man, I've made up my mind. If you read the fine print this award is also for who has written the best articles recently, and that clearly describes Hardwick. Sir C Icons-flag-us Holla | CUN --23:38, 13 July 2006 (UTC)
  • For. He may be an ass, but he's funnier than me. --Joe!/TALK/CONTRIBS/F@H 02:14, 16 July 2006 (UTC)
  • For He may be an ass, but he's funnier than Joe. Modusoperandi 04:17, 16 July 2006 (UTC)
    • Ouch. --Joe!/TALK/CONTRIBS/F@H 14:07, 16 July 2006 (UTC)
      • Zing! Technically, since Mr. Fundlebuggy is really funny, you could be almost really funny, Joe. Or you can get all huffy and storm out of the room. It's all good. But that's off topic. At least until you get nom'd for this. Then the gloves are off with the zinging. Modusoperandi 15:05, 16 July 2006 (UTC)
  • For as HF is a wholly deserving candidate and as such I award him with this imaginary pie, because I'm a bit pie-crazy at the moment. The Invading Genius Yuri the Vaguely Octagonal [WORSHUP ME] [MUN] [YvJP] 10:33, 19 July 2006 (UTC)
  • For - I wasn't sure who to support of these two, but the work he did helping me out on Gonzo Journalism tipped the balance for me. TheMono 12:05, 21 July 2006 (UTC)
  • For- Here Here! That Gonzo article is quite funny!--Spqr Sir Claudius CUN VFH (carpe diem) 15:09, 24 July 2006 (UTC)
  • For two reasons: Hardwick is hilarious and tompkins needs to get off his lazy bum and write some more.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 14:52, 29 July 2006 (UTC)
  • for This was a tough one, I like both candidates so much... so I tossed a coin.... well, not really, It was tough, though. Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 00:26, 1 August 2006 (UTC)

August 2006

After six recounts and a lawsuit, Hardwick Fundlebuggy emerged triumphant.

Hardwick Fundlebuggy (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Hardmum Mrs. Fundlebuggy gives pie to all voters!

Thanks to anyone mad enough to vote for my son. These little things seem to mean so much to him. While, on the outside, he looks like an unruffled danger-loving pilot of a nuclear submarine, on the inside he's a jangling wreck of nerves. So your vote might even prevent a nuclear war! And ... speaking as a mother ... I think that nuclear war is a very bad thing, with unnecessarily large fireballs that can really cause havoc with the curtains.
  • Nomination and For. I think it's been said before... and I don't really feel like writing it all again. SO go ahead, vote for Hardwick already! Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 07:37, 1 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For! I nommed him last month, and touche Tompkins, you beat me to this one. Hardwick is hilarious. -- Sir C Icons-flag-us Holla | CUN 07:41, 1 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For continually raising the bar, thereby highlighting our own painful, tepid mediocrity. Modusoperandi 08:03, 1 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Another early vote for excellence in the comedic field. -- Imrealized ...hmm? 08:04, 1 August 2006 (UTC)
  • Hear hear!--Procopius 12:07, 1 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For where would we be without bouncy castles?--Shandon 12:14, 1 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Hardwick must win this before he departs for greater things. --Hindleyite | PL | GUN | WOTM | Image Review - Use it | Converse 12:30, 1 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For, if only to completely destroy the urge to nominate anyone else this month.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 14:29, 1 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For In addition to all that's been said, he has the best username I've yet seen. --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 20:26, 1 August 2006 (UTC)
  • Comment: No Contest. Literally. There Is No Contest. At least until someone else is nominated, that is, at which point I'll cast my vote. (Probably for this guy after all, but I want to see who he's running against. Compare/contrast, and all that.) --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 14:47, 2 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For. ---Asteroid B612B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 21:16, 2 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For because he gave me a pie! --em|c|! Icons-flag-us 02:17, 3 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Fantastic pop bombs. --Sbluen 21:41, 4 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For he deserves it more than anyone who hasn't already been awarded. --§ǚρωξλ£μĦΦφƏΣßÐÆØΞΩųTalk%C2%A7.gifMini%C2%A7.gif 04:51, 6 August 2006 (UTC)
  • ROAR OF APPROVAL I can't spell --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 19:16, 6 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For What?...how did I get here? Charlies!!! Ten o'clock!!! --User:Tom mayfair/Sig 01:51, 11 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For-Good Show--Spqr Sir Claudius CUN VFH (carpe diem) 14:10, 16 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For the fast break, to an easy layup and another two points... no, no, wait, he's taking off.... it's a slam dunk! Spectacular moves from Fundlebuggy, and the crowd goes wild. ~ T. (talk) 10:27, 25 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For -- Sir Severian Severian1 CUN (Sprich mit mir!) Kraut 04:49, 26 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For I always wanted a bouncy castle, but I have to pay off my Lexus first. --General Insineratehymn 16:36, 27 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For Kinda moot at this point, but... eh. --Ж Kalir where's my house? 17:54, 27 August 2006 (UTC)
  • for This dude is hilarious, and has written more than a few really funny articles. Yah! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 21:16, 30 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For. The man is funny--Wit (tawk) 19:45, 31 August 2006 (UTC)
  • Let's hope this isn't the peak or your Forte, keep on going - WE NEED YOU! (and all the other users, otherwise we'd be another "The site that doesn't need mentioning".) --The Rt. Hon. BarryC Icons-flag-gb MUN (Symposium!) Sigh. Double Sigh. 11:10, 1 September 2006 (UTC)


September 2006

Imrealized for t3h w1n.

Imrealized (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +19

Nomination and For. Three featured articles, two of them within the past month, all really intelectual and stuff. Some other great ones as well... sounds good to me! Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 03:21, 5 September 2006 (UTC) 03:21, 5 September 2006 (UTC)

  • For, although everyone knows he's really a sockpuppet of Tompkins (j/k).--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 03:58, 5 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 20:34, 5 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For. He's a scholar & a gentleman.--SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 11:56, 8 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For--big ideas & a good help to n00bs--Shandon 05:56, 8 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For, even though he's probably funnier than I am.  c • > • cunwapquc? 03:12, 10 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For, even though there's been quite a lack of competition the past few months. Spang talk 03:15, 10 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Like, For, man... The dude abides. --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy (Bleat) 08:43, 10 September 2006 (UTC)
  • That wanker? For -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me) 13:50, 10 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Even if the only thing he'd written in the past year had been Smells Like Teen Spirit, it'd still be a resounding For from me. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 01:19, 12 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For. scholar, gentleman & good at potatochopping: deadly combination. -- mowgli 08:46, 12 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For Indeed.-- Sir Severian Severian1 CUN (Sprich mit mir!) Kraut 13:06, 13 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For -- I don't usually vote, but this guy's going places. --Señor DiZtheGreat Cuba flag large CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 19:58, 20 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Comment - Wow. Just wow. I'm honoured. And kinda speechless. Gimme a second... <takes moment to catch breath> Nope, still pretty much speechless. Thanks, all. -- Imrealized ...hmm? 08:05, 21 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For-I will not be outdone by the chivalry of Imrealized, if he is going to vote for me than I will vote for him!! I've had no time to write this month, yet. I will have a few things ready before the end, but lets face it, Imrealized deserves it this month. I will show up stronger for October.--Spqr Sir Claudius CUN VFH (carpe diem) 17:26, 22 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Need I say more? -- Sir C Icons-flag-us Holla | CUN 06:08, 23 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For. -- Hindleyite 17:23, 23 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For. --General Insineratehymn 14:22, 24 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For. I like his articles and I helped him with the HTML on his user page. --2nd_Lt Orion Blastar (talk) 03:19, 25 September 2006 (UTC)
  • FeeuhOR.Wiffout a dowt.--Wit (tawk) 03:43, 25 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For -- Sir Severian Severian1 CUN (Sprich mit mir!) Kraut 02:03, 28 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For. If I remember right, when he was up for n00b of the month he somehow lost to nobody. Go figure... --So So 06:15, 28 September 2006 (UTC)

Claudius Prime (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +4
  • Nom Okay, he hasn't been active yet in September, but he's been a runner-up in both Poo Lit Surprises with Renaissance and William Wordsworth (and is the only person, I believe, to place in both competitions), and seems to have an appreciation for collaborative writing that I think has yet to be really exploited to its full potential on Uncyc. —rc (t) 05:57, 11 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For, he takes literate subjects and makes them speak in a way that my mind can understand.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 07:52, 11 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For I'll go ahead and actually toss in a vote this month too. Catherine the Great, from the first PLS, is another good one by Claudius. —rc (t) 05:51, 15 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For. As much as I enjoy the work of the other nominated comedic specialists, I must cast my vote for Claudius, whose work was among my early favourites. Existence, Purgatory, Virgil, Kerouac, LAPD... I could go on, but why not just check out his user page? Excellent, cerebral work. -- Imrealized ...hmm? 08:20, 21 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Since Immy has this in a walk (Paradise Lost alone would be worth it), I'll cast my vote for this other deserving member. He's a very discriminating writer, and when he votes for an article on VFH, you know it's good.--Procopius 18:05, 28 September 2006 (UTC)

Slackerboy (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +1 inactive user
  • Nom and For I realize that this month he won't win, but I just realized that he hasn't won, and he deserves it alot. --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 22:21, 20 September 2006 (UTC)
      • Uhhh, he hasnt been active since April...-- Sir C Icons-flag-us Holla | CUN 01:38, 21 September 2006 (UTC)
uhhh...who cares? He was one of the funniest writers to grace this wiki. How active he is currently doesn't enter into it. --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 12:04, 21 September 2006 (UTC)
It completely does...read this. Nominate the member who has written the funniest, highest-quality stuff in the past month. Notice the past month part. -- Sir C Icons-flag-us Holla | CUN 03:44, 22 September 2006 (UTC)
I'm still gonna nominte him every month till he wins :P. --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 18:05, 23 September 2006 (UTC)


October 2006

But soft! What light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and Procopius is the Writer of the Month.

Slackerboy (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +1
  • Nomination and For I can't belive Slacky hasn't won this. Granted he hasn't writtend anything in a long time, he did write some of the best articles I have ever read. He deserves a "post humos" inception into the ranks of Writer of the Month. --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 21:25, 2 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Comment -Yet again, I wont vote against, but "THE WRITER WHO HAS WRITTEN THE BEST THINGS RECENTLY" is what this is for. Not contributing since April isnt deserving in my opinion, as he probably will never find out that he won this award. -- Sir C Icons-flag-us Holla | CUN 05:10, 3 October 2006 (UTC)

Procopius (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +16
  • N+F with a couple of recent features, UnNews:Diogenes searches world for honest mechanic + HowTo:Write A Cover Letter he is, by my count, just one behind that Hardwick guy, a recent recipient of WotM, for recently featured articles that were featured recently and tied, recently, with that Modus bastard. But his stuff, recently, is funnier, recently. Did you get that, ZB? The recent bit, I mean?.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:11, 3 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Porpoise knows his stuff, and apparently is just behind me, so I had better be careful what I type. --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy (Bleat) 08:01, 3 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For. I did enjoy that honest mechanic article quite a lot. And his name is confusing and hard to say or spell, or both. Isn't that alone enough? --Anyone 16:12, 5 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For I enjoy his articles twice nightly, more if I can manage. Holy shit I'm turning into Mhaille. --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 21:49, 5 October 2006 (UTC)
  • He could win every award on Uncyclopedia; he won the Poo Lit Surprise, the Noob of the Month, and now he's nommed for this (and he should be nominated for the Foolitzer Prize). This guy's unbelievable and extremely talented. For. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 01:18, 6 October 2006 (UTC)
    I'm pretty sure that he's a robot writer from the future, sent back to our time to weaken humanity somehow. Probably via an insidious plot to win all of our awards.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:01, 6 October 2006 (UTC)
    I better tell you now: 2011 is gonna be a bitch.--Procopius 13:47, 6 October 2006 (UTC)
    Thanks. Way to go. You should annotate your post with "Spoiler Alert" when you give away the ending, at least.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 14:20, 6 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Yes, absolutely.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 15:21, 6 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Hells Yes, Sir!I absolutely loved HowTo:Write A Cover Letter! I am in favour of his election as president, or whatever this ballot is for... I don't quite understand this thing. Maybe I should live in Florida, or Quebec. --Theo 06:30, 7 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For - Excellent work recently, considering that he was a n00b like me not long ago. --Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 16:02, 7 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Strongest Conceivable For meant to nom 'im meself, I dids, I dids. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 01:39, 10 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For and thank the lord, he didn't get an award for far too long! (two weeks?)-- Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S 14:34, 11 October 2006 (UTC)
  • ForSpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 17:46, 14 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Casual For- It's obvious he's gonna win without my vote, but i wanted to show my deep respect, admiration, blah blah blarr, he's an excellent writer. --Señor DiZtheGreat Cuba flag large CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 15:51, 17 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For, Although he has it locked up. -- Sir C Icons-flag-us Holla | CUN 20:27, 22 October 2006 (UTC)
    Deja vu, room spinning...so, Mister Cornbread...how many times are you planning to vote on this page this month? Only two? But that's only half as much as you want to and twice as much as you're supposed to...walls pushing in...oatmeal a little lumpy...--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:52, 22 October 2006 (UTC)
Just please tell me you're not a weeta bicks or whatever it's called fan! -- Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S 08:27, 26 October 2006 (UTC)
Wasn't Weeta Bicks in the cantina band in Star Wars?--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 10:18, 26 October 2006 (UTC)

PF4Eva (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 0
  • N+F Created Halloween (film) and separate article for the sequels, although they are quite short I did get a chuckle from them, besides, the month is still young Mr. Briggs Inc. 21:53, 6 October 2006 (UTC) Eh?
  • Strong Against. Usually wouldnt vote against, but this has to be a joke. Other candidates, even Slackerboy in inactivity are far more deserving. -- Sir C Icons-flag-us Holla | CUN 05:53, 7 October 2006 (UTC)
    • Comment Again, the month is still young and he has been working on them a lot. Mr. Briggs Inc. 13:00, 7 October 2006 (UTC) Eh?
Except the only thing hes written isnt even funny. Its a giant list. -- Sir C Icons-flag-us Holla | CUN 18:02, 7 October 2006 (UTC)

Monika (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +3
  • Nomination While I cannot vote twice, I can nominate this user due to thier great articles (no matter how few their may be). --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 18:37, 14 October 2006 (UTC)
  •  !!! Um... Okay... ::scratch head:: For? (Procopius is going to kick my ass.) --monika 22:29, 14 October 2006 (UTC)
    Comment. Um, what has she written, exactly??? -- Sir C Icons-flag-us Holla | CUN 03:49, 15 October 2006 (UTC)
Stuff you're strongly against anyway. (I be good) --monika 04:01, 15 October 2006 (UTC)
Hey! Don't make me separate you two. Japan-france, Mr. Sandman, Bleach, License Note & the featured Super Smash Bros: Xtreme Beach Volleyball. This is why users have userpages; so that they can list that which they have wrought.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:04, 15 October 2006 (UTC)
Well in that case, I'm not gonna be a dick and vote against, but I didn't like any of those articles. Its probably cuz I hate anime shit with a passion. -- Sir C Icons-flag-us Holla | CUN 04:16, 15 October 2006 (UTC)
The good news: I'm seeing you two in a remake of "Moonlighting". The bad: only one of you can be Bruce Willis.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:19, 15 October 2006 (UTC)
Dibs. --monika 04:22, 15 October 2006 (UTC)
Against. Way too overprotective of articles on a goddamn wiki, reverting all my edits to SSBX. --User:Nintendorulez 20:46, 18 October 2006 (UTC)*For to cancel out Nin's vote and because Nin needs to lighten up a bit.
  • For to cancel out Nin's vote and because Nin needs to lighten up a bit. WereitajokemorepeopleknewaboutI'dbewillingtoletitstayThe Right Honourable Major Sir Hinoa KUN UmP UotM Bur MDA NS CM (talk) 20:48, 18 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Comment I would have voted for you but, alas, Procopius's appeal is too strong. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 04:25, 24 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For - even if Monika doesn't win, the standard of writing gets my vote. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me) 20:10, 29 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Because she's a damn fine writer. Also, I wanted to cancel out Squiggle's comment or something. -- Imrealized ...hmm? 05:04, 1 November 2006 (UTC)
  • Comment: Oh, please. I'll vote for her next time around. Probably. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 05:20, 1 November 2006 (UTC)

Thanks to much to everyone who voted for me or would have under other circumstances or was nice enough to withstand his urge to vote against me, and a big congratulations to Procopius for totally kicking my ass. You do good work ::nodnod::. Hopefully one of these future months I'll again have the right combination of inspiration and free time to write another two or so articles. :) --monika 09:43, 1 November 2006 (UTC)

November 2006

That §ǚρωξλ£μĦΦφ≈€ƏξßÐÆØΞ won.

Composure1 (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +3
  • Nom Just look at that list of UnNews articles. I know Composure's already won the Foolitzer, but I think any writer, regardless of speciality, should be a candidate for WotM because it's the most presitigous award. —rc (t) 06:44, 1 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For We need more writers like ComputerBlue...err...Composure1. --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 03:24, 2 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For ~Sir Rangeley Icons-flag-us GUN WotM UotM EGA +S (talk) 03:34, 22 November 2006 (UTC)
  • Two things, the hat and Annyang The Bear. 'Nuff said. For. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me) 17:04, 27 November 2006 (UTC)

Modusoperandi (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +9
  • Nom and For. Because of American Fundie Magazine, Suburban homeboy, the (should be featured soon) Bureaucracy Channel, a featured image or two -- the output shames me and sends me into a corner, contemplating my toenails as my only truly creative act.--Procopius 21:14, 1 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For. i particularly liked "suburban homeboy." modusoperandi is a bit of a perfectionist and moody too. also eccentric - strips himself naked before sitting down to compose (that reminds me of kafka - he'd drink only non pasteurized milk and, no surprise, it eventually killed him). -- mowgli 10:31, 2 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For - He cracks me up. --Micoolio101 (whinevandalism) 09:24, 7 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For - Me an' Modusoperandi R homeboys G! this suburban homeboy articles strongly appeals 2 my gangsta heritage C, G? An' another thing I tell U somthin 'dem Fundies remind me of the peepz back in my youth center, dey take me off da streetz gimme a good meal an' teach me how to straighten' up n' fly right! But don' think that don't mean I ain't still a straight brotha' 4 life. Lemme tell you who don' deserve dis' award; Famine. He from da' wrong side o' town an' always be callin' da' po-po on me an' my dawgz, but Modusoperandi, he alwayz welcome on my turf. CYA playaz, my H.O.N.K.E.E.Z. an' I got work to do. Mr. Briggs Inc. 23:14, 8 November 2006 (UTC) Yo!
  • For. Let me start off by saying that yes, I probably should of voted for Squiggle. Modus can't write very well, like Squiggle. He's a douchehat, unlike squiggle. Squiggle is an active contributor to uncyc; always polite and respectful, whereas Modus is always a complete jerk and/or ass. Squiggle is all-around everything that Modus is not. But that's why I can't vote for him. Modus is the guy that always ends up with the hot chick. And although I may or may not be a hot chick, or a chick at all, he's stolen my heart. He also leaves funny comments all over the place, which is a plus. --Anyone 19:47, 14 November 2006 (UTC)
    sniff That's the best backhanded compliment I've had since I last spoke with my parents...beautiful, man.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:05, 14 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For per Anyone. We need more of this guy's eccentricity. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 07:36, 19 November 2006 (UTC)
  • FOR BENSON agrees with Squiggles. We need more of his electricity. Also, his writing skills are almost as good as his electric powers. Benson 22:40, 23 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For- It's good stuff.--Witt, Union leader of Union member UNion Entertain me* 02:31, 28 November 2006 (UTC)
  • Fo' shizzle. Sorry Mr. Squiggle, but it seems like you're gonna win this month anyway. -- Hindleyite Converse 21:10, 29 November 2006 (UTC)
  • Forrr. -- Paw_print.jpg 21:47, 29 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For - Funny, he is. --AAA! (AAAA) 11:32, 1 December 2006 (UTC)
    Thanks for the vote. Sadly, November is over...All hail Squiggle!--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 11:55, 1 December 2006 (UTC)

§ǚρωξλ£μĦΦφ≈€ƏξßÐÆØΞ (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +19 random characters that I can't decode
  • Nom and For. Ha ha. Just to make the voting more chaotic. And cause he probably deserves it. And cause he gave me a ninja star. And cause I'm a happy drunk. Someone go ahead and fix it so the above actually links to his user page. --So So 14:34, 2 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For. he makes me glad to be gay - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon - 02:08, 3 November 2006 (UTC)
  • Comment First of all, you can only vote for one candidate, mowgli. Secondly, I was going to nominate Squiggle... next month. After he'd racked up some awards, but you jus had to go and ruin it for me... Anyway, I figure I'll hold my vote for now, probably cast it later this month. Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 02:19, 3 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For I loved Water Polo... With Sharks!. Plus, he let me grab his ass this one time... --Señor DiZtheGreat Cuba flag large CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 18:05, 4 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For --Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 14:20, 11 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For water polo with sharks is what brought me to this site --—Braydie 14:25, 11 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For sdfhklasalskjd. :D Lacey clicky 21:03, 11 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For He putts from the rough. SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 21:55, 11 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For Yo momma is proud, sonnieboy. --UnJetamo 21:59, 11 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For Hindleyite said it was the honorable thing to do to vote for myself. Blame him for me being vain. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 22:02, 11 November 2006 (UTC) I've chosen NOT to vote for myself, 'twas a half-assed, if not quarter-assed, thing to do. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 00:10, 15 November 2006 (UTC)
It was a joke, honest. -- Hindleyite 22:03, 11 November 2006 (UTC)
Well, it's too late now; You've warped and perverted my fragile mind! I hope you can sleep at night. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 23:39, 11 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For. I pity him. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 22:10, 11 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Your $100 bribe to vote for you was pointless because I would have voted for you anyway Sir Squiggle. --Composure1 16:57, 12 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For. MO is deserving as well, but Squiggle takes the cake. -- Sir C Icons-flag-us Holla | CUN 02:32, 13 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For it would appear the Squiggle has come into his own. Still, what with the voting for himself and all, I'll be his sponsor when his head inevitably gets too big to fit through doorways and he reluctantly joins our little Divanon program. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:05, 13 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Not only is he a great writer, but he has a friggin awesome name. --User:Nintendorulez 00:18, 17 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For. So he can vote for me for my WOTM. And he is a shredder. \m/ !!! It's gneomI 07:09, 17 November 2006 (UTC)
  • ForHardeehar 14:07, 17 November 2006 (UTC)
  • ƒø®. —Sir Måjõ® H¡ñôà [†@lk] [ÓÜÑ] [00:30, 21 November 2006 (UTC)]
  • For. It is unfortunate you have rejected any possibility of becoming an administrator, you would make a great addition. Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 21:57, 21 November 2006 (UTC)
  • I find it highly unlikely I could ever be an admin, but that's not to say that I reject any notion of being one. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 03:16, 22 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For Okay I've voted, now tell me if is this the Athen's northwestern Kwik-E-Mart? I need to get some milk for my wife. Pronto, Luigi! Feureau 02:39, 28 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For, because I take voting seriously, and want to have my voice heard in this, the closest of elections.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 01:16, 29 November 2006 (UTC)

Prettiestpretty (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +5 Female Candidates
  • NomFor. ~ A number of users with the same number of featured articles (or fewer) have already won WotM. It's only my opinion, but the fact that she's been a bit quiet lately in no way invalidates the significance of her contributions here. ~ T. (talk) 15:12, 2 November 2006 (UTC)
Comment i'll vote for her if she's nom'd again next month, if only for See Dick (despite her "mother henish" protectiveness over that "wiki" page article's contents) & the hilarious Colossus of Barbie. -- mowgli 17:15, 2 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For.---Asteroid B612B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 00:14, 8 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For I once had a very indepth conversation with Prettiestpretty about an image that she made, that won both my respect for her and my vote for her. --Sir Zombiebaron 23:01, 8 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For Her work on See Dick is very funny. I couldn't write them any funnier than she can. I could learn a lot about funny writing from her works. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 01:58, 28 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For - David Gerard 13:44, 29 November 2006 (UTC)

One-eyed Jack (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +3
  • NomiFo. Despite having one useless socket, this user consistently turns out quality burbles. His work has all the hysteria of a nuclear power station while retaining the gravity and wit of a mouse on crack. It never ceases to amaze me, when most things do cease to amaze me, at least after a while. --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy (Bleat) 19:29, 2 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For. I realise it's almost immaterial now that squiggle's got this in the bag, but just browsing through OEJ's article list is an experience to make any aspiring writer give up hope of ever being any good by comparison. --Sir Jam 17:12, 15 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For- One-eye liked my Pablo Neruda article, and he's a class act.--Spqr Sir Claudius CUN VFH (carpe diem) 14:24, 16 November 2006 (UTC)
  • Comment. My vote is taken for this month. Someone nominate him again next month. --So So 17:01, 17 November 2006 (UTC)

Tooltroll (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +1.5

December 2006

ENeGMA won it.

ENeGMA (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +19

Modusoperandi (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +14
  • Nom and for. I said it before and I'll say it again: Suburban homeboy, The Bureaucracy Channel, American Fundie Magazine -- Kneel before Mod!--Procopius 16:56, 1 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For Modusoperandi is a very funny chap with a good sense of up and down. --Sir Zombiebaron 17:07, 2 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For He made me laugh on my talk page (and clogged it aswell). He should be an admin. --AAA! (AAAA) 08:57, 3 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Fourth! - And let's not forget that time we were all in hypersleep, and the ship caught a meteor. If it wasn't for Modus, that bitch of a pilot would've jettisoned us to a fiery death.  Sir Tooltroll, Esq. CUN  Eh?  Oh!  UnTunes! CannabagreenI Card-hearts-up my cat! 10:47, 4 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Some of you may wonder, "Why vote for Modusoasdfperasdfdsefaandi?" His name is stupid and hard to pronounce. His facial features make little babies cry. He has an offensive odor that easily induces vomitting. He's often drunk and/or urinating in public. So to answer your question, I have no idea why Anyone would vote for Modus. --Anyone 15:45, 8 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For I thoroughly enjoyed his articles. --Composure1 21:19, 8 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For - So he can vote for me in the future. Seriously - It's gneomI 05:51, 10 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For. My favourate Wahabist prima dona. -- Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S 13:27, 10 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Tie game. -- Sir C Icons-flag-us Holla | CUN 04:37, 11 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For A good egg and a great writer. --Super90 01:05, 12 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For --Shandon 22:12, 18 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Man, why ModusOperandi never get no respec'? He be comin' in second all da' time an I say it be my homeyz time 2 shine. I tell you who not be deservin' a' 'dis award, Famine. He been gettin' da' girlz and da' glory 4 years now but ModusOperandi gonna change that C dawg? I vote For 4 MO! Mr. Briggs Inc. 23:28, 28 December 2006 (UTC) Eh?
  • For. -- mowgli 09:25, 30 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For. I thought I'd never vote for him, but the whoring is under control and his work is only getting better. The noir article is one of my favorites.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 16:43, 31 December 2006 (UTC)

One-eyed Jack (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +7
  • Nom & For ~ The most underrated writer on Uncyclopedia, bar none. We should be ashamed of ourselves. ~ Sir Todd GUN WotM MI UotM NotM MDA VFH AotM Bur. AlBur. CM NS PC (talk) 17:03, 2 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For- Todd is right.--Spqr Sir Claudius CUN VFH (carpe diem) 14:43, 4 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For - He won't win it, and he won't want to - which is kind of the point. OEJ takes Samuel Johnson's dictum on writers and shoves it up a nutpipe - and he does it with style. --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy - (Ring for service) 21:37, 7 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For Patrick Henry did it for me. I know when I'm bested, and this is clearly the case. --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 01:50, 13 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For He's funny enough to make the frontrunner vote for him. --Jedravent 22:53, 13 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For. In certain poker circles, this cat is wild. Hangs out with deuces and some dude with an axe. Has a keen profile. What he's got he's got in spades. Or hearts. It's kinda hard to tell. -- Imrealized ...hmm? 06:53, 18 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For I have no witty comment to make. --The Acceptable Thinking cap small Cainad Sacred Chao (Fnord) 20:04, 31 December 2006 (UTC)

Composure1 (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +5

Noob of the Month

July 2006

Shandon won it.

Shandon (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +11
  • Nomination - I particularly enjoy Vincent Van Gogh's Things To Do on a Rainy Afternoon and his article on Night Court. He's written a fair amount of good content in a short amount of time, and holds a good word with some well-known contributors. All of their articles have a very relzxed tone, which is one of the things I enjoy most about them. So, in conclusion, this is a new user with new ideas, and I think that makes them a great candidate for NotM. Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 19:22, 3 July 2006 (UTC)
  • For. He actually had a meaningful conversation with me. --Sbluen 22:04, 3 July 2006 (UTC)
  • Comment. He is definitly a noob. He even thought I was an admin in this section of my talk page, even though my userpage said that I wasn't. --Sbluen 07:11, 5 July 2006 (UTC)
  • Strongest Possible For. After reading the above linked article on van Gogh, I knew I could do one of two things — figure out a way to steal the credit for this n00bs genius work, or vote for said n00b. You're lucky this was easier. -- Imrealized 08:26, 8 July 2006 (UTC)
  • AF-FIR-MA-TIVE. I like the cut of his/her/its jib. --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 16:36, 10 July 2006 (UTC)
  • for Because he/she came to my attention. Oh, and that excellent idea for a news article,UnNews:David Bowie to Meet Martian Delegation, and saying nice things about the way I screwed with it. Give it up for Shandon! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 22:36, 10 July 2006 (UTC)
  • For based on the Van Gogh article as being a parody of a parody. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 01:34, 11 July 2006 (UTC)
  • For. I'll change my vote a 3rd time, as this n00b is clearly the best and biggest contributor. Sir C Icons-flag-us Holla | CUN --05:50, 11 July 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Following the crowd, because I can't think for myself.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 13:00, 11 July 2006 (UTC)
  • For. 'UnBooks needs people writing for it. Shandon is one of the few who answered that call, and he is good! Uncyclopedian 21:36, 12 July 2006 (UTC)
  • For. I agree with Uncyclopedian. He writes good. --Hindleyite | PL | GUN | WOTM | Image Review - Use it | Converse 10:16, 27 July 2006 (UTC)
  • For and I want to take all the credit for nurturing his early talent as seen in Vincent Van Gogh's Things To Do on a Rainy Afternoon. Because I can. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
  • The guy keeps himself busy with cruft that wasn't his to begin with... Asks questions when advisable... Has the perfect Uncyclopedia and wiki-mentality... Clear for from me! --⇔ Sir Mon€¥$ignSTFU F@H|NS|+S 10:52, 31 July 2006 (UTC)

TheMono (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +2
  • Nomination - I came accross this one awhile ago, as is usually the case with my NotM noms. At that time my favorite article of theirs was Foot in Mouth. But then, they wrote Santaism and that was quite good as well, now my favorite is Gonzo Journalism, their most recent. As you can tell, this is a writer that gets better over time, like a fine wine, and is therefore a good candidate for NotM. Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 19:22, 3 July 2006 (UTC)
  • I'm flattered - thanks for the nom. (It says loads that I originally forgot to sign this lol) - further, I just noticed you can vote for yourself, so For, I'm awesome lol. TheMono 03:51, 4 July 2006 (UTC)
  • FOR. Tough competition this month, but he deserves it. Sir C Icons-flag-us Holla | CUN --06:58, 5 July 2006 (UTC)
  • For-The Gonzo article was bad ass--Spqr Sir Claudius CUN VFH (carpe diem) 15:03, 24 July 2006 (UTC)
I appreciate the intention behind the futile vote lol TheMono 09:07, 27 July 2006 (UTC)

Bluto (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +1
Comment: Hey, uh... sorry to burst your bubble, but you get one vote. So, pick one, or the other, or the other other, or neither. Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 23:43, 6 July 2006 (UTC)
Comment. Doesnt say that anywhere, but I'll stick go with this guy Shandon. I like them both all, but Bluto Shandon has more the most contribs. Sir C Icons-flag-us Holla | CUN --01:42, 7 July 2006 (UTC)
"You may vote ONCE for your favorite noob." Under the Nomination and voting process section. Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 22:24, 7 July 2006 (UTC)
Comment. I've been had! lol. TheMono 02:02, 7 July 2006 (UTC)
Ah, now I see it... Sir C Icons-flag-us Holla | CUN --23:43, 7 July 2006 (UTC)

August 2006

Procopius gets the freakin' W. A big fat tick in the winner's column.

Procopius (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

  • Nomination. Have to nominate him today or his eligibility is up. He's made great articles: Snopes, Dark Ages, in his short time here. He also frequently writes for UnNews. He is clearly the best choice for NOTM as of right now, but because it is so early, I'm abstaining for now. No matter what, he'll certainly be a candidate, though. -- Sir C Icons-flag-us Holla | CUN 05:52, 1 August 2006 (UTC)
Comment: Is that a for vote as well there, Corny? --⇔ Sir Mon€¥$ignSTFU F@H|NS|+S 14:08, 12 August 2006 (UTC)
Comment: Did you actually read his comment? It says right there, "... because it is so early, I'm abstaining for now.". Just thought i'd say... Spang talk 16:01, 12 August 2006 (UTC)
Comment: My god, you're right... Sweet jesus, I'm going vote-blind! *cheer* Sorry about that... Must have been the lack of bold that I've grown so acustomed to... So, in short, no, I didn't actually read his comment... :( --⇔ Sir Mon€¥$ignSTFU F@H|NS|+S 00:41, 14 August 2006 (UTC)


September 2006

Okay, so Quira didn't have any competition at all, but his maintenance work rocked the Nooblies this month.

Quira (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +12
  • Nominate. Great contributions, especially in curbing the tide of shite that floods the site. Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me) 22:39, 20 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Agreed that these are great contributions.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 22:38, 20 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For, I guess Really weak this month... -- Sir C Icons-flag-us Holla | CUN 01:43, 21 September 2006 (UTC)
  • We've got a tide of shite? Sounds like Jersey beaches. If this user combats the Crap Stream, I'm all for them. -- Imrealized ...hmm? 07:57, 21 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For, good contributations. Spang talk 08:32, 21 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For from me. I like the work and a cool person on #Uncyclopedia. My cycnicism temporarily defeated, I am forced to give the thumbs-up. The Freed Mind Sutoth Indar the Black Mage [MUN] [YvJP] [SI|PWHISIR] 09:31, 21 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Against I couldn't find an article that they've written. Isn't that one of the requirements for eligibility? 15Mickey20 17:15, 22 September 2006 (UTC)
    • Comment... Wait, he brings up a valid point. NOTMs have to have written "at least one full article". Hmmmmmm.... -- Sir C Icons-flag-us Holla | CUN 06:04, 23 September 2006 (UTC)
      • Just means I've to try to get one out by ... 7 days? Brainstorm time! --Quira 06:07, 23 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For--The Right Honourable Maj Sir Elvis UmP KUN FIC MDA VFH Bur. CM and bars UGM F@H (Petition) 12:25, 23 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For -- Hindleyite 17:20, 23 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For And I don't care if he's written anything. Some people contribute their wit, and others do the real work. ;) —rc (t) 21:44, 24 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Quira occasionally lost, but all good.--Wit (tawk) 04:38, 25 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For because there are only 5 days left and he's the only one nominated... also because I haven't voted before and this one seemed the least life-threatening place to start... Soul101 Icons-flag-gb~MAREPENT!
  • For -- Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S 00:09, 26 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For -- Sir Severian Severian1 CUN (Sprich mit mir!) Kraut 02:05, 28 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 15:39, 30 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For A very good service-person. --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 19:49, 30 September 2006 (UTC)


October 2006

We actually had a bit of a race this month, but the people have spoken: Anyone is better than Kwakerjak.

Kwakerjak (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +7
Oh, yeah...I forgot...I voted already...good call, Sir Cornybread. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 00:46, 20 October 2006 (UTC)
  • The best choice for sure. -- Sir C Icons-flag-us Holla | CUN 00:17, 21 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For. --Ogopogo 17:44, 24 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Because we've been tied for far too many seconds, and I liked that article he did right much. --Anyone 21:40, 24 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Abstain. I'd like to be as selfless as Anyone and return the favor, I really would. But I'm so new here, I couldn't recognize quality maintenance if it bit me in the ass. --Kwakerjak 03:14, 30 October 2006 (UTC)

Anyone (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +11
  • Nom for now. Much like Quira, doing yeoman's work on maintenance.--Procopius 15:46, 11 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For - I'm liking this umm..."person". --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 20:38, 12 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Weak Against - Has the worst voting reasons on VFH, and completely contradicts himself half the time as well.--Witt, Union leader of Union member UNion Entertain me* 23:22, 15 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Comment A) If we're being graded on consistency, we'll all be in class on Independence Day; B) If you don't like a nominee, withhold your vote; C) Your vote against appears to be based wholly on Anyone's VFH votes, and not on the excellent maintenance he/she has done.--Procopius 23:50, 15 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Comment. Oh...wow...worst huh? A lot of emphasis on that, what with the italics and all. But I am appaulled that you would say that I contradict myself half the time...I've never half assed anything and I'm not about to start now. Let the record show that I contradict myself all the time (Also, please note the emphasis). On a side note, I graciously thank you for your rebuttal Procopius. --Anyone 13:23, 16 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Comment So procopius, should emc have his vote rescinded because of his liking of Anyone? He's obviously biased. And yes, although I have based my vote on anyones vfh decisions, that doesn't mean that I have to vote for just because of the good job with maintenance work he has been doing. Spending time with that cruft is tedious and helpful, so I'll give it a weak against. And Anyone, you have contradicted yourself "half of the time on VFH", not "all" of the time. Sometimes you give a sensible reason after voting, sometimes not, and I never said you half-assed things either. I'm appalled you would vote against articles that you have commented on being "funny "or "liking".--Witt, Union leader of Union member UNion Entertain me* 00:37, 17 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Comment. No, my saying that you said I did things half-assed was merely tom-foolery; not that you actually said that. Also, I'm glad you're open of your dislike for my VFH voting record because I like to hear all sides, although I honestly I never would vote against an article I thought was funny enough to be VFH'd, so I'm not sure I know what you're talking about...but feel free to elaborate. Thanks. --Anyone 03:40, 17 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Well as long as you are open to hearing all sides, and c'mon, you were typing it, and you did contradict yourself at least once or twice. Bah. We're overloading here on colon use, how about I give you a cookie and we'll call this argument off.--Witt, Union leader of Union member UNion Entertain me* 05:02, 17 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Done --Anyone 13:44, 17 October 2006 (UTC)

Thematrixeatsyou (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +1
  • Nom. Lots of valuable contributions, frequently helping with UnNews and maintainence, always suggesting new ideas to help Uncyc. -- Sir C Icons-flag-us Holla | CUN 23:20, 15 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For Great unnewser, has "The Matrix" in his name. -- Soul101 Icons-flag-gb~MAREPENT! 13:28, 16 October 2006 (UTC)

November 2006

In a closely fought battle Braydie pushed to the front of the crowd to win this months NOTM award.

Braydie (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +13.5
  • Just Nom for now. In the few days this n00b has been here they've already created something interesting. Not really anything notable yet, but he/she still has plenty of time, and I haven't picked up any other n00bs on my n00bdar. --Anyone 20:11, 7 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Because Copper Stooler's going to get a mad influx of votes in like, 5 seconds. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 22:29, 10 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Love Upside Down, also nice UnNewsing. -- Paw_print.jpg 23:43, 15 November 2006 (UTC)
  • FOR,Hardeehar 03:04, 18 November 2006 (UTC), I'm allowed to change it right?
  • FOR --Guido Arbia 13:51, 26 November 2006 (UTC)
Comment. Let me start by saying you are entitled to vote however you want. With that said, I politely suggest you vote for the n00b you want to win, instead of against a n00b who's one article you don't like. Vote's are powerful things so be careful when using them. Also, don't forget to adjust the score for your vote. Thanks! --Anyone 15:13, 17 November 2006 (UTC)
Comment. I try, I really do. It's just hard sometimes, ya know? One second you're heterosexual, the next...well, you wake up after a night of drunkeness next to that fetching bartender. Oh God...did I just say fetching? --Anyone 15:07, 20 November 2006 (UTC)
Comment. I found your pants. They were in my car. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:12, 20 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For - Yep, Upside Down is one of the best n00b articles I have seen. --Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 14:37, 18 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For! -- Hindleyite Converse 14:38, 18 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 23:57, 21 November 2006 (UTC)
  • Again a hard choice. Braydie just shades it with the John Constable news article that made me laugh out loud. For. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me) 16:54, 26 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For --81.154.12.2 17:15, 27 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For--Shandon 22:37, 27 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For. That Howto: Make a Band article was great. I knew you wouldn't let me down champ. --Anyone 21:34, 28 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For Upside Down among other things. --Sir Zombiebaron 00:52, 29 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For.Hinoa KUN (talk) 19:55, 29 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For. --Gnome Icons-balloon.pngSpacerIcons-bomb.pngSpacerIcons-flag-ch …MUN F@H 21:57, 30 November 2006 (UTC)

Copper Stooler (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +1

Just Nom for now. A bit of a rebel this one, hasn't even created a user page yet. Something about destroying the establishment. Still, he created what will most certainly go down as one of the greatest articles of all time. --Anyone 21:48, 10 November 2006 (UTC)

  • Update:I'm pretty sure he's dead, so yeah. --Anyone 21:27, 14 November 2006 (UTC)
  • Updated Update: HE HATH RISEN FROM THE DEAD AND IS ALIIIIVE! So yeah. --Anyone 15:41, 16 November 2006 (UTC)

Gneomi (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +10
  • Nom I've already spent my one vote, but I'm still nomming this guy because he's pretty cool and has done some great stuff for his short time here. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 08:17, 18 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For. I liked that color-blindness picture.--Procopius 16:38, 24 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Ditto. --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 14:14, 25 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Nothing against Braydie, but Gneomi is churning out some high-quality stuff.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 15:36, 25 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For. He kept saying something about his nub on IRC, then I saw his name here. Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 07:44, 26 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For He did some of the grunt work for my color blind article. Always a good thing. --Electrostatic 07:48, 26 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For. He's making serious effort to produce high quality pictures. Can't wait to see what other good things will come from him.  :) ~ Sir Todd GUN WotM MI UotM NotM MDA VFH AotM Bur. AlBur. CM NS PC (talk) 07:58, 26 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For per Todd, and I'm especially impressed that he took the time to improve an image according to criticism it received on VFP. —rc (t) 04:19, 27 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For, though the other two rate votes too really - David Gerard 13:45, 29 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For. -- Sir C Icons-flag-us Holla | CUN 05:05, 30 November 2006 (UTC)
  • Sure. A permanent IRC participant. - Sir Sikon [formerly known as Guest] 14:48, 30 November 2006 (UTC)

December 2006

Gneomi, where ever he is, won it.

Gneomi (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +17
Yeah.. I don't know where he has gone.. —Braydie at 19:51, 31 December 2006 (UTC)
Ok update.. If you look here, you can see he's retired from editing wikipedia, whether or not that's here as well.. —Braydie at 20:04, 31 December 2006 (UTC)

Citrusmirakel (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +3
  • Nom. Already used up my vote, but he's written some good stuff. Or some stuff, anyway. -- Paw_print.jpg 12:33, 5 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For. I'm not sure what it is, but there's something about this guy that I just love. Lemon. Lemonwedge 00:11, 6 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For. First of all, he needs some votes. Second, his article is pretty funny. --El Destructeso 00:04, 7 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Not bad, not bad. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 14:20, 7 December 2006 (UTC)

The_Bard (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +6
  • Nom only. Used my vote already this month, but I think this guy would be a great next month contender. Has done some great poetry here in only a few days. --Anyone 17:25, 8 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For! Life's Answerable Questions was the first article I read here, and it's the one I refer new people to. Brilliant.--Jives 22:29, 20 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For --JohnQ.Public 19:23, 24 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For That poetry was well written --KWild 10:05, 27 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For Got to love that poetry! -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me) 17:14, 31 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For Nobody does it like the Bard. —rc (t) 19:02, 31 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Comment - Aye, 'tis true. Anywhere, anytime. He's nothing but a drunken, womanizing hack! Give him not votes, but extra cigarettes, beer, and your friend's sister. Amen, and Hail the victor! --The Bard of Uncyclopedia 15px-Quill.gif 19:48, 31 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For Gotta love the Bard, or any Bard for that matter. --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 22:54, 31 December 2006 (UTC)

Uncyclopedian of the Month

July 2006

It was the month of the Bastard Admins as MoneySign eked out Famine for the coveted Uncyclopedian of the Month award. Bradaphraser was a noncontender.

Bradaphraser (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: -2
  • Self Nomination and For Let's see...what doesn't Brad do? He's an up and coming opera star, and that alone should win him this award, maybe not this month, but some time. Oh, and I thought there wasn't enough deserving people nominated this month. --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 00:32, 5 July 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. Just won an award, and the other people on this page are very deserving (thanks for thinking of me, though:) ).--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 14:52, 5 July 2006 (UTC)
It's a joke...so is the opera thing...I hope. --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 20:24, 5 July 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. He didn't give creative ban reasons, even when he had the chance. I expected more than just "blankings (shock)" for Deleter. --Sbluen 01:29, 6 July 2006 (UTC)
  • Friendly Against I don't have anything against Brad, really, but if he doesn't want the award, give it to someone else. --Señor DiZtheGreat Cuba flag large CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 17:07, 10 July 2006 (UTC)

Famine (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +14

MoneySign (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +19 dollars sigged
  • Nomination and For Does alot of stuff, I can't name it all. Is very helpful as an IRCop as well. --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 19:33, 3 July 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Another worthy candidate that has a bad rep because he's very good at what he does.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 02:42, 4 July 2006 (UTC)
  • For. I really have no idea why I'm doing this. MoneySign deserves no such accolades... Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 02:53, 4 July 2006 (UTC)
  • For---Asteroid B612B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 09:03, 4 July 2006 (UTC)
  • For actually making the recent changes/delete & ban log humourous! --The Rt. Hon. BarryC Icons-flag-gb MUN (Symposium!) Sigh. Double Sigh. 16:36, 4 July 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Famine seems to have an... air... about him... ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 16:55, 4 July 2006 (UTC)
  • For having the guts to protect an article of mine that a lot of people wanted deleted. --So So 05:13, 8 July 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Ummm, can't think of any reason whatsoever. Ah well. Spang talk 06:57, 9 July 2006 (UTC)
  • For. For being such a dear. --VodkaTabako Want a cigarette?. 03:31, 15 July 2006 (UTC)
  • For because people like me don't need a reason, merely an excuse. The Invading Genius Yuri the Vaguely Octagonal [WORSHUP ME] [MUN] [YvJP] 11:07, 19 July 2006 (UTC)
  • For He's an a**hole and called my Template ugly, but I have to admit that he does do a lot to help Uncyclopedia, which is what this award is really about. --Señor DiZtheGreat Cuba flag large CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 01:44, 24 July 2006 (UTC)
  • How do you choose between people who work so tirelessly for the betterment of Uncyclopedia? I guess you use your vote to tie the score. :) For! -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me) 08:00, 24 July 2006 (UTC)
  • For. This was, as Mhaille mentioned, a difficult decision. However, $ gets my vote this month because he seems like a good guy to me. -- Hindleyite | PL | GUN | WOTM | Image Review - Use it | Converse 10:21, 27 July 2006 (UTC)
  • For because I talk to him sometimes, and also he made me into a pickle.—Sir Mandaliet CUN PS VFH GN (talk) 11:02, 29 July 2006 (UTC)
  • FFFffforrrr as Piglet would say, not that I have anything against FFFffffaaaminne, but MoneySign went beyond the call of duty in creating a pic for an article he could have otherwise ignored with infamy...and Sir Brad, well, Brad just doesn't seem to want it this month.--Shandon 11:09, 29 July 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Because he's MoneySign -- sannse@Wikia (talk) 18:10, 29 July 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Because he's been helpful, and all Famine did for me was block me once. -- Sir C Icons-flag-us Holla | CUN 18:30, 31 July 2006 (UTC)
Comment: You ask MoneySign to block you and see who did it best for you. Thats the only way you'll know. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
  • for ...because I'm afraid... heh heh... Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 00:22, 1 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For. he's consistent (consistently deletes all my garbage and you are grateful for it -- i dig the only attention i get), is accesible & prompt to reply; dishes out "speaking" orders (an order with lots of reasoning in legalese), and, of course, he's funny. -- mowgli 05:10, 1 August 2006 (UTC)


August 2006

Famine just wanted it more, you know? He was hungry for the win.

Flammable (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +2
  • N+F, The guy does his job well and I have respect for him, He bans the right people and also helps the unfortunate, He also owns his own orphanage and also donates to charities around the world, So I think he deserves to be nominated cause he's a good admin, a nice person, and a god to society. --SU182 04:45, 11 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Nothing against Sbluen or Famine (both eminently worthy), but Flammable does good work, and I hate to see the only vote here cast by a GotM.--Procopius 23:19, 25 August 2006 (UTC)
  • 4. Flammable's a nice guy and he does good work, too, I've seen it --Oblivion - Fire - Sex [O|F|S] Icons-flag-us MUN CM NS F@H (drivel) 01:54, 29 August 2006 (UTC)

Sbluen (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +2

N+F Okay, I know I said I'd stay away from these [EXPLETIVE] award pages, but it's high time this one went to a non-admin (technically ZB is an admin on unmeta, so he doesn't count), and I can think of nobody here who's more helpful, conscientious, discerning, and meticulous than this guy. (Of course, he might be and probably should be an admin before the month is over, but at least I tried.)  c • > • cunwapquc? 21:10, 1 August 2006 (UTC)

Comment "he doesn't count", eh? "ZB is an admin on unmeta", eh? Well I'll have you know that all I've done as admin on UnMeta is delete worthful pages, ban Tompkins, and ban Ghaela. Oh, and all I needed to do was ask keitei to op me. I don't think this nomination holds up to a complete investigation, eh major? --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 13:18, 13 August 2006 (UTC)
Comment I didn't mean you don't count in general, ZB, just that technically you shouldn't count as a non-admin for historical purposes. Admins have a huge advantage over non-admins for this award because they can ban people and delete pages (obviously). Sbluen doesn't have those advantages, but he still works at it, does a fantastic job of it given the limited tools he has, and from what I can tell he stays low-key and never complains, either. Besides, I'm not a Major — I'm a Lieutenant Colonel in the Nauru Air Force (you send them $39.95, and they send back a certificate and a baseball cap - not a bad deal really).  c • > • cunwapquc? 05:12, 15 August 2006 (UTC)
  • Comment Just to let you know, I've done lots of work on Ban Patrol, where I reported at least 50 vandals and I filled up the Ban Patrol Archive 5. If you looked at my userpage, you would notice that I have actually been nominated for admin at Forum:Two new sysops, and no one opposed me. --Sbluen 08:35, 2 August 2006 (UTC)

Famine (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +20
Comment:I didn't design his current userpage...I may be mad-deleting ban-nazi, but I'm not fucking blind. Well, not yet. But if I keep looking at that page... Bone_F_clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 23:14, 25 August 2006 (UTC)
  • for Works really hard here, and pretends to have high standards <heh heh>; you have to respect that. Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 21:20, 30 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For because the bastard had the good sense to ban me on two separate occasions when my britches got too small for whatever it is that britches are normally able to contain.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:24, 31 August 2006 (UTC)

September 2006

Flammable won, but only just, thanks to Hinoa retracting his vote for Flammable and voting for himself instead. That's sportsmanship, folks.

Flammable (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: We all love his +12 Flaming Sword of n00b cauterizing
  • Nom and For. For being a a good admin, but mainly for the role in the epic struggle with SU182.--Procopius 13:37, 7 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For. He's a scholar & a gentleman. --SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 13:50, 7 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For. --Ogopogo 15:10, 7 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Even though Flam picked me last for the Uncyc softball team. The Su182 incident will go down in geek history; as history!--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:02, 7 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Against He's already won this before. WHAT? He hasn't?!?!? Why the Hell not? FOR!!--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 17:09, 7 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For as per Brad. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 17:12, 7 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For---Asteroid B612B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 17:51, 7 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Against I was "for" until you brought up SU182. In this case, I have to call Famine, FTW. Bone_F_clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 23:35, 7 September 2006 (UTC)
    Comment. Yes other admins and users did play a role in the incident. Sarinzero and myself tried to talk him down from the ledge. Dawg even offered to sacrifice himself in SU182's place after he got permaban'd. There were others too, that he'd contacted on their talkpages. Yes, you did deliver the coup de grace. You've also already received UotM; so have Tompkins and Flammable (the two other admins that blocked him). <Pats on the back>, good work all.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 07:21, 9 September 2006 (UTC)
Comment. I'll add that I was keenly aware of the roles other admins played the struggle, which is why I tried to limit my description to "the role," as in one role of many. I personally see this nom as battle pay.--Procopius 13:56, 9 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For, now that I have changed the criteria to allow for an affirimative vote. Bone_F_clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 02:24, 21 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Huge For He is like a blimp in a world of cheap dollor store balloon users. --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 00:01, 8 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For.  >Major Sir Hinoa|Talk|KUN   00:42, 8 September 2006 (UTC) Don't take it personally, I still like you. I just want to be able to vote for myself. H.20:32 UTC, 09.21.2006
  • For. My hero. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 10:50, 13 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Look! I'm all against elitism, but this time I'm going to make it an exception because Flammable has the gayest signature ever! -- The Colonel (talk) 10:32, 25 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For. --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 19:48, 30 September 2006 (UTC)

Hinoa4 (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +10
  • Nom Because I've noticed Hin doing a lot of "stuff," because he hasn't won this "award" yet, because a little "competition" is always good, and because this nom will at least guarantee he "wins" next month (you know how it goes). —rc (t) 05:32, 11 September 2006 (UTC)
Yup, I'm willing to bet he'll win next month. Heck, I'll vote for him next month. But not this month, cause I've already voted. --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 19:46, 16 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For - Materialist F@H UFoW MUN ONS 03:07, 17 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Already voted, dammit. Unofficial support, then. User:Hinoa4/sigM 20:00, 20 September 2006 (UTC) Retracted my vote, so for. H.20:32 UTC, 09.21.2006
You racist pig! --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 01:25, 22 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Against - This user blocks people for very little reason, such as accidentally creating double redirects and forgetting to sign their name. --Micoolio101 08:15, 22 September 2006 (UTC)Micoolio101
Comment. Double Redirects Are The Absolute Biggest NO-NO!!!--SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 11:41, 22 September 2006 (UTC)
I have one word for you, InCoolio101. "Famine." —Hinoa talk.kun 23:49, 22 September 2006 (UTC)
That's Micoolio101. And if you ask me, the biggest no-no would probably be this. And I am so bored, I'm going to vandalise wikipedia. --Micoolio101 01:59, 23 September 2006 (UTC)Micoolio101
Rule #7 in the handbook of "How to Draw the Ire of Uncyclopedians": talk about vandalizing a wiki...--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:36, 23 September 2006 (UTC)
I meant what I said and I said what I meant. And I hope your ass gets banned at WP. —Correspondent Hin Arash, PRAA Icons-flag-us [TALK] [KUN] (04:01, 24 September 2006 (UTC))
Hmmm...seems this month that there are alot of Boothman Fan Club Members making stupid Against votes. --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 22:48, 25 September 2006 (UTC)

I'd like to note that in an edit summary, Micoolio101 retracted his vote by blanking this entire section above. That's not how it's done. This is. Oh well, live and learn, right? H.03:12 UTC, 09.28.2006

Sir Cornbread (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +2
  • Nom Seems to be everywhere recently, in a good way. —rc (t) 05:38, 11 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Have to vote for myself. Thanks a lot, I'm flattered. Flam will probably win anyway, so I dont feel bad about the self vote. Glad my edits are valued. -- Sir C Icons-flag-us Holla | CUN 04:56, 12 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For. I wish I could vote for all three, but I hate to see a baseless against on an awards page, and must fight to counteract that. Plus, Cornbread has been everywhere. Like God or Santa, but with less hate and presents, respectively. -- Imrealized ...hmm? 08:29, 21 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For - We get along better now... (retracting my vote and placing it on Hinoa4.) --Micoolio101 02:51, 22 September 2006 (UTC)Micoolio101


October 2006

A rare tie this month betwixt Orion Blastar and Hindleyite.

Orion Blastar (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +17 Orions Blasted
  • Nom & For. - LOL! almost every page this guy has started has been expanded by other users into full fledged articles (never mind that he started some of these pages more than a year ago - still no mean feat). he's the perfect uncyclopedian. he has done a lot of cleaning, contributing to foreign pages & helping new users. good community spirit. yet he still considers himself a misfit?///??? he's too perfect. too much of a a paragon of humility. he has to be tarnished. his userpage has to be mauled. he deserves this award. he is ridiculously goofy; consistently goofy. this recognition is longggg due to him. this award is his nemesis. -- mowgli 19:18, 8 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Went way out of his way to help me every time I asked for it. Moreover, he has done so after merely a brief encounter on a talk page. You'd think he's gay or something...--Medvedev (scream) 20:08, 8 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For Who else am I going to vote for anyway? I mean really. Thanks for the above support and any support posted below. --Off Des Orion Blastar (talk) 21:07, 8 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Sure, he's too anti-liberal for any of us to be especially comfortable with quite a bit of his material, but this award isn't about politics. So, who was there when the "Wikipedia is Good" vandal came around a while back? OB, that's who. Same thing with the [[Talk:UnBooks:See Dick|talk page]] for UnBooks:See Dick... And when a certain Mr. Devonshire sporked one of my articles over at Wikipedia and wouldn't properly cite it at first? OB was the only one here to post a comment on his WP talk page about it (though admittedly, Flammable and Mindspillage also sent him a personal note or two). And I could think of at least a dozen other instances where OB has helped out in problem situations. He's proven to me that right-wing users can actually be nice, helpful, and valuable to the site, which I probably would never have thought possible when I first got here (seeing as how I'm so, you know, anti-right wing). Anyway, he deserves a UotM. Why not.  c • > • cunwapquc? 01:25, 9 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For. -- Hindleyite 19:11, 10 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For. AlexJohnc3 Complain F@H Fx2 23:58, 11 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Fire!--Witt, Union leader of Union member UNion Entertain me* 04:49, 24 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For. And I thought we could only vote once, Mowgli.  :) ~ T. (talk) 01:12, 12 October 2006 (UTC)
lol, this is explained on my talk page. if i nom a person, it's obligatory that i vote for the person. my vote for hindleyite was an afterthought. my afterthought became a determination when hindleyite exhausted his vote by voting for orion. since i could not withdraw my vote without withdrawing the nom, the only way i could turn neutral was by cancelling out my vote. a bit convoluted & faulty, my thinking, i know, but what the heck. i'm still canvassing for orion if it isn't obvious already. :) if admins desire, they can delete my votes without affecting the nom. -- mowgli 05:34, 12 October 2006 (UTC)
Tompkins has a reputation? News to me! —Hinoa KUN (talk) 16:29, 24 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For. They're both REALLY good choices, but what with his unbelievable patience with slashy, I have to give it to Orion.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 17:44, 24 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For, even though I know it is sort of pointless to vote for both. ---QuillRev. Isra (talk) 03:20, 25 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For, because I'm hopping on the bandwagon. --General Insineratehymn 10:45, 26 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Delete. Eh... FOR.--Winston 23:21, 26 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Orion is an excellent writer with a patient temper, two very good traits. Mr. Briggs Inc. 00:59, 29 October 2006 (UTC) Eh?
  • The prodigal user returns to cast a tie (for now). Both these fellows are unbelievable Uncyclopedians, but Orion nudged ahead with his knowledgeable and selfless help on my userpage. -- Imrealized ...hmm? 04:39, 1 November 2006 (UTC) *Wow, it has been a while... I also meant to say For. -- Imrealized ...hmm? 04:57, 1 November 2006 (UTC)

Hindleyite (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +17 butt laws decreed by the Emir of Hind
  • Nom and vote: seems like everywhere I go I seem to see Hindleyite cleaning up the place and making actual improvements to articles that need it. ---QuillRev. Isra (talk) 18:55, 30 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Yup.-- Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S 19:20, 8 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For - -- mowgli 19:24, 10 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For. -- Sir C Icons-flag-us Holla | CUN 00:42, 11 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For---Asteroid B612B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 16:42, 11 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For, Hindleyite is one of the good guys, as the many wordy and long-winded comments above attest.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:31, 11 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For It just seems like its only admins who get this award. Anyway, Hindleyite has a very interesting user names. --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 02:01, 12 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Before I met Hindleyite, my life was a wasteland of confusion, drugs and alcohol. Now it's exactly the same, except I met Hindleyite at some point. Can't quite remember when. --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy (Bleat) 02:55, 12 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For. To really understand why he deserves this, just look at his name. Let's analyze it. First we have "Hind," or rear, so in other words butt. Next we have "ley," which everyone knows is spanish for "law." Finally, we have "ite," which is a suffix for "to make." Put it all together and you get "he makes butt laws," which is of course, spot on. --Anyone 03:03, 12 October 2006 (UTC)
    • Now I hate to piss on anyone's barbecue, much less Anyone's barbecue, but in my amateur etymology book a hind is a kind of deer and a ley is probably some kind of geographical feature, and an "ite" is someone who likes that sort of stuff. So I reckon Hindleyite's ancestors probberly used to hang around where the deer hung around, and he probably inherited their property. In which case the venison steaks are on him. As well as the beer. -- Sir Armando Perentie Icons-flag-au KUN FP 08:28, 1 November 2006 (UTC)
      • That's correct, Armando. 'Hindley' derives from 'Hind' (deer) and 'ley/leigh' (woodland). Not a clue what 'ite' means, though. And, I've never seen a deer round here in all my life, just pies. So yeah. -- Hindleyite 11:08, 1 November 2006 (UTC)
        • Yeah but someone who makes butt laws is so much cooler. You can live with your deer all you want, but guys who make the butt laws GET the butt! (or something) --Anyone 13:35, 1 November 2006 (UTC)

November 2006

Hinoa4 won it.

Hinoa4 (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +16
  • Nom and For. I'm actually kind of surprised he hasn't got this already. Shame on you all. --Anyone 20:17, 3 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For - Definitely deserves this. I was thinking of nominating Codeine's Mum for working tirelessly to remove vanity, but I think Hinoa deserves it more. --Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 14:31, 4 November 2006 (UTC)
  • My sentiments exactly, but I don't think that Codeine's mum has an Uncyc account. Yeah, whatever, for.Hinoa KUN (talk) 01:03, 8 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For In the absense of Codeine's mum. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 21:33, 11 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For. I'm sure he would do the same for me - maybe... Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 23:20, 13 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For, One time he gave me a kidney. I didn't need it, and I'm pretty sure that it wasn't his. But still...--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:29, 13 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For, Hinoa is a nice guy when you get past his rough extirior, mood swings, violent temperment, and harsh banstick. --Sir Zombiebaron 23:39, 13 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For But this vote buys me at least six more months' worth of Hinoa-bashing. —rc (t) 04:21, 27 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For, ^_^ SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 21:37, 27 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For He deleted my articles, demoted me, promoted me, but I respect him and he is a very good admin. He gets rid of the crufty articles and deserves an UoTM award like I got in October. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 01:56, 28 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For I must say I've never heard of the guy/gal, never even seen the guy/gal, and this is the first time I've ever seen his name written anywhere. But I'm desperately wanting to become Uncyclopedian of the Month that I hope by voting for him/her, S/He'll nominate and win me an Uncyclopedian of the Month award after s/he wins. And I'll remember you, Heinouas4! You better deliver!!! Feureau 02:36, 28 November 2006 (UTC)
    Comment Not that I disagree with your vote, but your reason sounds suspect. Your insidious plot will fail, IMO. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:11, 28 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For Did a nice thing, and he didn't yell at me this month, but did threaten me. BRRR-R-R-RR-RRR-RR-R-R-R-IIIIIIING.--Witt, Union leader of Union member UNion Entertain me* 02:42, 28 November 2006 (UTC)
(throws down phone) Goddammit, that's the third prank call this week! —Hinoa KUN (talk) 14:08, 28 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For. -- Paw_print.jpg 17:11, 29 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Ok, it's finally late enough in the month for me not to feel awkward voting for the person who has deserved it all along.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 21:09, 29 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For. -- Hindleyite Converse 21:09, 29 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For - His block log summaries crack me up. --AAA! (AAAA) 08:56, 30 November 2006 (UTC)
Comment, yeah, and Modus' block log summaries stink. Oh wait...--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 12:25, 30 November 2006 (UTC)

Modusoperandi (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +8

Nom & For - If I was gay I'd go out with him in a second. But I'm not, so there. --Micoolio101 (whinevandalism) 04:48, 9 November 2006 (UTC)

  • For, purely for the wealth of amusingly inane comments dotted around talk pages and forum topics. --Sir Jam 17:16, 15 November 2006 (UTC)
  • FORHardeehar 07:32, 21 November 2006 (UTC)
  • FOR You cool dawg.--Mr. Bob 15:37, 22 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For. It's a close call, but the numbers say it all. Voting for your competition is always a classy move, too.  :) ~ Sir Todd GUN WotM MI UotM NotM MDA VFH AotM Bur. AlBur. CM NS PC (talk) 15:54, 26 November 2006 (UTC)
  • Hard as hell choosing between the two nominees this month, in the end I'm giving my FOR vote to MO due to the quality of some of his recent creations. Still, its a close call. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
    Warning: You are about to witness an uncyclopedianite and recovering diva shoot myself in the foot. Thanks for your confidence (on an award that I'm pretty sure I don't deserve) but...isn't that more of a WotM reason?--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:40, 27 November 2006 (UTC)
  • FOR Me a' ModusOperandi r' brothaz got it? I tell you we alwayz got eachothers backs, C, G? I'll tell y'all who don' deserve 'dis award, Famine. He alwayz be h8'n on me an' my homeboyz, a' trashin' our sweet rhymes. He needs 2 srsly learn 2 stop h8'n an' stop snitchin'. Fo' now, 'da big MO is where it's all at Mr. Briggs Inc. 16:39, 26 November 2006 (UTC) Yo?
  • FOUR - Apparently there is no word. It's gneomI 13:29, 1 December 2006 (UTC)

December 2006

Bradaphraser won.

Drama (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +nowt taken out
  • Nom For Special:Contributions/Drama plus the thought of any user getting UGotM AND UotM at the same time is rather amusing.--The Right Honourable Maj Sir Elvis UmP KUN FIC MDA VFH Bur. CM and bars UGM F@H (Petition) 09:40, 14 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Pseudo-Against; Doesn't count for anything, as I've already voted. However, this user is not just probably, but definitely a sockpuppet, albeit for good intent. Also, has a bad influence on the young and warp-able minds of Uncyclopedians. Lastly, Klaus Nomi is pants-crappingly frightening and visually reminds me of a far more surreal and German version of Marilyn Manson. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 06:37, 16 December 2006 (UTC)

Braydie (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +Tendie
  • Nom & For Braydie is one of the best newbies that I've ever encountered. He makes veterans look like gobshites & Braydie has only been here for a short while. I think he deserves this. Keep up the great work, comrade. SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 20:57, 1 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For totally. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 01:48, 2 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For Inside the large abyss of black cold hell they call my heart located somewhere near the left is a small atrium just for Braydie. :] Lacey clicky 00:39, 3 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For He has made some really helpful contributions and I like the articles he has written as well. --General Insineratehymn 18:08, 3 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For He's a brother. Plus, he's got great contributions. --Señor DiZtheGreat Cuba flag large CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 23:19, 5 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Everybody else has pretty much said it all. I want him to have my babies. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 14:22, 7 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For He is an amazing Uncyclopedian. --J. Fuckin Kyle (talk) 01:53, 22 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For Because, well... why not? --JohnQ.Public 20:45, 24 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For Because I stole his sig! --Tt22 Talk Icons-flag-gb 10:21, 28 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For a great new user who has taken ownership of the site and does great work that puts some of us to shame.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 16:47, 31 December 2006 (UTC)

Bradaphraser (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +Nineteenaphraser
  • Nom and For - consistant contributor, ALWAYS helpful and considered in his responses both on the site and in IRC, a lot of his work goes unnoticed. Even if he DOES vote against ALL of my articles, this is long overdue for a GREAT Uncyclopedian. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
  • For. I gave him a personal award recently for all these reasons (and especially for voting against Mhaille's articles) no no nonononono. Brad does a lot of necessary but unglamourous gruntwork around here, and that's what this award is intended to recognize. ~ Sir Todd GUN WotM MI UotM NotM MDA VFH AotM Bur. AlBur. CM NS PC (talk) 17:17, 2 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Really? He hasn't won this yet? Sheesh, talk about injustice in the world. Brad rules. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 18:41, 2 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For. I could swear we've already given this to him... twice. Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 18:45, 2 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Brad does great work, great, great, work. --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 01:13, 3 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Yes. -- Sir C Icons-flag-us Holla | CUN 21:15, 3 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For Brads supercool--Witt, Union leader of Union member UNion Entertain me* 00:16, 5 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For --Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 13:21, 5 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For Good man in a tight corner. --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy - (Ring for service) 16:40, 5 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For Normally I wait until the end of the month to vote, but Brad should've gotten this already. —rc (t) 18:11, 5 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For---Asteroid B612B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 00:33, 8 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For~Sir Rangeley Icons-flag-us GUN WotM UotM EGA +S (talk) 00:55, 8 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For Brad cannot be described in a simple vote summary, for all the things that he does are great an unimaginable. --Sir Zombiebaron 13:31, 8 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For. As much as I like Braydie (and I do champ!), UotM is about the unglamourous gruntwork like the late Todd said. Although I guess getting an award for unglamourous grunt work adds some glamour to the mix. Regardless, yay Brad. --Anyone 15:52, 8 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For. The enemy of the ally of my enemy is my friend. You figure it out. POIUYTREWQ!!! --goshzillacorrespondence 16:37, 10 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Still for. Because Braydie told me to. Next month, I'm voting for him. goshzillacorrespondence 02:40, 21 December 2006 (UTC)

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