Zarbag is back editing this month. Now if there is a writer who has been overlooked it is him. Perhaps I am biased since we worked together on the epic History of Great Britain but Zarbag has other credits to his name. For example - Austria-Hungary (featured), Vespasian, Crown and Biggus Dickus. He has been here since June 2006, an era when many current contributors were finger painting in their potties. Time Zarbag got this in my view. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 14:54, July 11, 2012 (UTC)
I can go for that. I've seen him puttering around on Jet Set Willy (among others), which tickled my funnyboner like a perverted priest. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Wed, Jul 11 '12 16:05 (UTC)
Shoulda won a while ago. Both a well-deserved legacy nom, plus a look towards a brighter future for the site SaberwolfNumbers-wise! --TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK 05:30, July 4, 2012 (UTC)
I'm not expecting him to win, as he's probably not quite ready, but for sure he will soon if he continues being the new and improved pleasant user. Is anyone else grateful for the radical transformation of this guy from pre to post ban? He went from a total gobshite to a useful non polemic user with some good jokes and ideas once in a while. --ShabiDOO 23:04, July 4, 2012 (UTC)
For. Good behavior. --Scofield & Dudes 12:32, July 5, 2012 (UTC)
A strange man put something on my userpage saying I was nominated for something. So I came to vote for myself, its like jerking yourself off, only more elegant! --MasterWangsCUNT and proud of it! 10:51, May 25, 2012 (UTC)
Good guy, but he only has 64 edits. Let's make this award mean something. Oh, the hell with it, give him a case of our best wine, our women, and strap a can to his tail. Yay MasterWangs! Aleister a moment ago in geological time
Template:Spiritual boner I like what I see so far. Some intelligent unnews articles and a few interesting edits on a couple articles, and a lot of voting and comments. I look forward to seeing a new and full article by the guy.--ShabiDOO 02:23, July 15, 2012 (UTC)
Made some nice additions to My Dog Has Fleas. Hope It sticks around. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Sun, Jul 15 '12 1:16 (UTC)
There is a deep and meaningful complexity to his writing that I really dig, and it shows with confidence in his very first articles on the wiki (with no need for maturing time or getting his bearings). It will be awsome to have a really creative and unique writer on the wiki in the absence of some writers on the extended breaks. --ShabiDOO 02:16, July 15, 2012 (UTC)
Forforforfor. Whoops. Thought I already voted. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Thu, Jul 19 '12 11:20 (UTC)
For. After seeing this guy's writing style, I must say that I am very impressed. Deserves this award to the fullest. --OliOmniOmbudsman 05:41, July 23, 2012 (UTC)
Nom and For The guy who wrote probably one of the better articles this site has ever seen in UnBooks:Tarquin Middleton: My Battle with Depression. is back. AND he's writing things. Currently. At this very moment perhaps. Who can say? Regardless, he totally deserves it for both being funny in the past, and being funny right now in this moment. Like, seriously. Wherever he is right now- perhaps he's at home sleeping, or at work being bored out of his mind- he is probably being funnier than you. Prove me wrong. TheWoodburninatorMinimal Effort™ 20:05, August 1, 2012 (UTC)
Jesus Yes! Per TFK, he should have won this years ago. Aleister 16:27 8-7-'012
For for for fucking for. What in the name of the Great Lord Harry's fine bone-china codpiece? He's not won this yet? Really? This single fact categorically proves none of us have any idea what we're doing. --UU - natter20:41, Aug 7
Daily active, daily helpful, and one of the site's few people whose vision somehow still exceeds his cynicism. He made a social media sharebox that hopefully will somehow find its way into the site's backbone code in the very near future. Plus, he's funny. Give this to him. Again. Later. --TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK 08:29, August 1, 2012 (UTC)
Comment. Isn't it somewhat taboo to give someone UOTM more than once? Saberwolf116 (talk) 08:43, August 1, 2012 (UTC)
To be blunt It is my belief at least that we are out of people to award this to. ~SirFrosty(Talk to me!) 09:12, August 1, 2012 (UTC)
There is no rule against winning multiple major awards. I have WotM twice to prove it. People should win based on the merit and edits performed in the last month, since this is called Uncyclopedian of the Month after all. --TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK 05:22, August 2, 2012 (UTC)
Is there any money in this? Cuz if not, I don't want it. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Thu, Aug 2 '12 6:35 (UTC)
For.Actually really like this guy. Mnidtalk 04:23, August 8, 2012 (UTC)
Nom and For. He's the cutest pokemon on the site, plus he does stuff. --SirXamRalcothe Mediocre 23:19, August 1, 2012 (UTC)
Qzekrom is a groovy user. Nice, helpful and so cute it make me want to club twenty five baby seals to death. --ShabiDOO 12:30, August 4, 2012 (UTC)
For. Qzekrom got banned by me twice in December 2011 about the Pi article and something else I can't recall but full marks to him for coming back, making an account and getting involved here. Deserves this award in my view. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 18:31, August 6, 2012 (UTC)
For, although he could try being a little less annoying. Then again, that could probably be said of most of us. A true Uncyclopedian! 1234~ 04:36, 8 August 2012
For I guess Yes, what Lyrithya said but I guess I'm not one to talk about being annoying. ~SirFrosty(Talk to me!) 06:13, August 8, 2012 (UTC)
For. Helpful. Let him win before we start giving second awards to Zombiebaron. --OliOmniOmbudsman 19:48, August 15, 2012 (UTC)
If we're gonna start giving UotM to people twice, I think I should go first because it's been a long time since I won a UotM. Some of you guys won UotM last year, but it has been 6 years since I won. Also I'm really active and my talkpage gets lots of edits. -- BrigadierGeneralSirZombiebaron 05:06, August 2, 2012 (UTC)
Nom + For Because of his writings/editing. ~SirFrosty(Talk to me!) 11:06, August 8, 2012 (UTC)
For. His Minecraft article is looking excellent, plus he's contributing to Pee Review. In fact he/she/it is so competent I'm considering claiming that they are my sockpuppet. --ChiefjusticeXBox360 13:07, August 8, 2012 (UTC)
Boy is this guy back or what? It's, like, two weeks and half of the last 20 recent articles must already be his. --TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK 19:29, September 1, 2012 (UTC)
Nom + Spiritual For I'm gonna make a few nominations for people I think deserve the high honor of winning this award twice, I'm not going to vote for him because I can only vote once, but I'll give you some good reasons to do it: He's active, helpful and gets things done efficiently. So vote for him to win this again >_> Also he's really good at trivia and someone should go beat him ~SirFrosty(Talk to me!) 08:58, September 5, 2012 (UTC)
Nom + Spiritual For Same reasons as with RAHB, he's helpful and sutff and is the only active editor to maintain the UnSignpost which would be dead without him. ~SirFrosty(Talk to me!) 08:58, September 5, 2012 (UTC)
'Nom + For' Sure there has been some hiccups these past few months, but one very good reason to vote for him is as follows: It is half thanks to him that we don't have a single edit to this site that goes Unchecked or unpatrolled, he and I check everything and its extremely boring and warrants winning this times two. ~SirFrosty(Talk to me!) 08:58, September 5, 2012 (UTC)
Nom&For - Has made two pages in a short time, seems to be a promising user. Cat the Colourful(Feed me!)Zzz18:22, 1September, 2012(UTC)
At first I was like, he's been here 2 days and maybe I should wait to see if he stays but then I was like his pages are funny so For~SirFrosty(Talk to me!) 22:44, September 1, 2012 (UTC)
For. At least Greece can still export something! Sinner George (not Sister George) has been showing a lot of early promise! --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:17, September 12, 2012 (UTC)
For. Because it's me.--Sir SinnerSandbox (¿?) 21:18, September 24, 2012 (UTC)
Nom + For Ptok has produced two features this month so far. Excellent articles here and here. He is Polish and proud of it. Brevik wept. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 23:13, October 24, 2012 (UTC)
Nom + For He patrols stuff, reverts vandals and other stuff like that and still manages to write quality articles. ~SirFrosty(Talk to me!) 04:21, October 1, 2012 (UTC)
For. Being a nominated user of Uncyclopedia of the month, I can honestly say that Snippy deserves this award more than I do because of his great contributions and effort. -- UserTalkContributions 20:58, October 27, 2012 (UTC)
Nom He's back apparently, I'd vote for him instead but I'd like to make sure he's staying. But he has next months vote for sure. ~SirFrosty(Talk to me!) 04:21, October 1, 2012 (UTC)
Boner. Writes a ton. Uncyclopedia really needs more writers. Hope that he/she/it stays around and becomes a big part of the community. -RAHB 07:14, October 3, 2012 (UTC)
Nom + For Maintenance, redirects and voting mainly good edits :D ~SirFrosty(Talk to me!) 10:45, October 1, 2012 (UTC)
For. Got his links and page worked out pretty quick and now voting too. That's a good start! --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:11, October 3, 2012 (UTC)
Indeed...I did vote twice. Let the record show that spaceman won outright with only SIX votes, not SEVEN !!! --ShabiDOO 05:20, December 1, 2012 (UTC)
This man has literally done nothing outside of the forum. On the other hand, it is now evident that merely being a member of this site is currently grounds for winning this award. So yeah, sure why not, give the chap a meaningless red badge for his remarkable track record of being the consistently most useless member on a dead, dead, dead site. --TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK 15:15, November 30, 2012 (UTC)
It isn't literally nothing. His main space edits account for 3.28% of his edit count. That's within the range of the percentage of Neanderthal DNA modern humans have. --Kip > Talk•Works•• 20:08, Nov. 30, 2012
So many admins who are good writers who only do beaurocratic stuff on a site they claim is all but obliterated. No one cares if spaceman is a forum monkey. Bitching is equally pointless. Follow Zombiebarons example and try to revitalise the site. --ShabiDOO 05:18, December 1, 2012 (UTC)
^This if you put the energy you put into complaining about how small the site is, into something like making it bigger we wouldn't have a problem. Also I thought we made a rule about this page if you don't have anything nice to say don't say anything at all... ~SirFrosty(Talk to me!) 05:35, December 1, 2012 (UTC)
Kamek98 has passed the first stage of reaching the general approval and recognition of uncyclopedians...quite admirably. I'm not sure that he is ready for the very painful and humiliating second phase...but we shall see. We shall see. --ShabiDOO 22:48, November 27, 2012 (UTC)
Hey...theres a new Frenchie guy doing some editing and things of all sorts and he really seems to be getting up to all kinds of good stuff. We ought to welcome him into our kind and loving community. What do you say everyone? --ShabiDOO 22:52, November 27, 2012 (UTC)
Nom+For He deserves another for writing more featured articles than ever this while. --POP!GoesTheWeasel 10:31, November 13, 2012 (UTC)
*Of course Spikes writing has really matured. I find his recent articles not just clever, as they have always been, but also multi-funny ranging from the lol to the absurd. --ShabiDOO 16:24, November 14, 2012 (UTC)
I'll buy that for a dollar. Only person who actually writes articles anymore. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Thu, Nov 15 '12 14:05 (UTC)
I hate SPIKE, but he needs this award to boost his happiness level after the Republicans took a shit-bath in America. And he deserves it too, damn his eyes. Aleister 20:32 11-19-'12
For. Spike's work is not to everyone's taste (followers of Pokemon take note) but he writes consistently and about subjects others are unaware can be turned into featurable funny. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:27, November 23, 2012 (UTC)
Thanks, guys. But the claim that my reader needs unusual tastes comes from the author who is striving to ensure that Uncyclopedia contains a complete set of articles on Roman emperors and consuls! also, by the way, disproving Bizzeebeever's claim that I am uniquely prolific here. Shabidoo, I had a Conundrum side even back in 2010; see Dianalysis, (on which Romartus assisted). Spıke¬ 22:21 30-Nov-12
Nom + For Cause I don't even know enough to follow the rules! What a fucking n00b!
Finnius is not a noob so is ineligible for consideration in this category. --RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 07:09, December 19, 2012 (UTC)
Can I keep my score? I have it under good authority that Sophia will have sex with anyone with the highest score...for as many times as that score tallies up to!
For I'm going to help Uncyclopedia become famous. MagicBus (talk) 16:18, November 12, 2012 (UTC)
I have no idea whot his MagicBus guy is, well, MagicBus is not necesarily a guy, he could be a guy who chopped off his penis when he was drunk, but, in any case, whatever MagicBus is...that person chose a very cool user name. And that really means something. --ShabiDOO 22:49, November 27, 2012 (UTC)
For. A loud and active guy. I like him. Or her. --POP!GoesTheWeasel 12:35, December 3, 2012 (UTC)
I'll hold you to "I'm going to help Uncyclopedia become famous". It should be, no reason it shouldn't get more media coverage. As for this noob, anyone with Magic in there name has good reason to smile. Aleister The time and date? I'm not tellin' you. Get a watch for crying out loud.
For. I once travelled to Greece on the original Magic Bus (in the 80s in case anyone is asking). A good old hippy trip of a name. --RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 21:52, December 16, 2012 (UTC)
for. This man is an example or a real american. his blood, sweat, and tears to make uncyclopedia the best *informational* website on the internet can only be realized by voting for this man. FAKEHATERspam me 05:01, December 5, 2012 (UTC)
For. His edits made me regret he had chosen such a double-negative username; hope he realizes we have a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to petition to change it. Spıke¬ 23:38 13-Dec-12
For.. Has come here with a double dose of attitude. Good! --RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 21:52, December 16, 2012 (UTC)
He has earned this prestigious award, and will do so again if he sockpuppets' himself. Aleister 3:02 30december12
I love whoever this person is, especially because he isn't me. --TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK 10:39, December 10, 2012 (UTC)
He has been a guided missile aimed at our music/musician articles and with a quality-improving warhead. Spıke¬ 23:36 13-Dec-12
For.Guildy was a regular music contributor before he became a protest singer/lawyer/something, so I welcome a new supplier of fun stuff in that department.--RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 21:52, December 16, 2012 (UTC)
For Came here to nominate him, he's made a few UnNews which I have liked. It's really fun to see the page updated so much now.--Leverage (talk) 13:01, December 10, 2012 (UTC)
I just read his new one about the pranked nurse talking through a medium. He not only thinks up unique concepts, he can competently write about them. The new guys are really good. Aleister 19:06 13decemb12
It's wild. I laughed at the Mubarak article a lot, even though I don't quite know why which is a good thing. VERY promising writer! --ShabiDOO 21:22, December 16, 2012 (UTC)
For Where would UnNews be with out Bill's contributions? --RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 21:56, December 16, 2012 (UTC)
So this fellow joined, like, over a month ago, and he rited guud artickles. And nobody noticed. And then I noticed, and forgot about this meaningless award, which we hand out like candy. So I thought I'd insult him now, by nominating him for it. Read his articles. They're listed on his userpage. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Fri, Dec 14 '12 15:55 (UTC)
Definitely. --Snippy 21:15, December 16, 2012 (UTC)
For. Excellent start and he came to this website without any fanfare or declarations of dubious intent. --RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 22:01, December 16, 2012 (UTC)
For. He's been fixing lots of pages too (saving me from being even more embarrassed than I am already about my writing on two pages), so as a fun multi-purpose user, he's a great fit for the site. Good user name too! Aleister 2:59 30december12
Nom What kind of horrid, disorganised, empty, souless place would uncyclopedia be without Lollipop? If anyone deserves a second nomination, it's Lollipop. THREE CHEERS FOR LOLLIPOP! --ShabiDOO 00:30, December 9, 2012 (UTC)
Dude hasn't edited since September and also he quit because he has aids. ~SirFrosty(Talk to me!) 00:41, December 9, 2012 (UTC)
Man...there be so many Haterz. --ShabiDOO 01:15, December 9, 2012 (UTC)
Why can't you edit if you have AIDS? Separately, why can't we hate people who have AIDS? Spıke¬ 23:01 9-Dec-12
You are either the worst troll or just the worst. In either case, I highly suggest you quit destroying this site merely by being here. --TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK 10:35, December 10, 2012 (UTC)
One doesn't have to make an edit to make a difference. It is the spirit that transcends these awards...or something like that. --ShabiDOO 18:17, December 10, 2012 (UTC)
Boner. Is active, does useful stuff I think, hasn't won this before. ~SirFrosty(Talk to me!) 05:12, December 9, 2012 (UTC)
Comment (Cupid, Donder, Blitzen)- Wow, this is such an honor. I've been busier than Santa Claus this month. I've created 6 holiday themed articles this week, and my 100th overall article will be here on Monday. "This is gonna be the best Christmahanukwanzakah eva!" --Kip > Talk•Works•• 05:40, Dec. 9, 2012
Let the record show that some of us hang at Uncyclopedia on the holidays especially to avoid the orthodoxy. We will be open on the holiday--all day, just like Walmart was on Thanksgiving evening--and I will surely be here. Your holiday articles, well, they don't stop me from having fun. Cheers. Spıke¬ 23:09 9-Dec-12
Boner. Deserves it, especially around the holidays. Kip owns the holidays here, and his work to keep us afloat with egg nog lights the darkest hearts. Elves run from him though, and that is a problem. Aleister 00:36 tenthDecember2012
I won this last year after having been here, like, three months, so this award is obviously not worth the paper it's not printed on. Here's lookin' at you, Kip. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Mon, Dec 10 '12 4:54 (UTC)
Strong For. He's basically the only funny person left besides Bizzeebeever and Frostee (wait are there even other users at all) --TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK 10:35, December 10, 2012 (UTC)
Good old Kip :) --ShabiDOO 18:18, December 10, 2012 (UTC)
For.. I'd say why but then I'd edit conflict somebody else. Didn't mean to erase those cmts. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN)Talk here. 00:21, December 11, 2012 (UTC)
12:31, February 17, 2008 Zombiebaron blocked Kip the Dip with an expiry time of infinite (You have been warned far to many times, Kip. [DO NOT UNBLOCK]) -- BrigadierGeneralSirZombiebaron 04:52, December 15, 2012 (UTC)
For. Why the fuck not. --POP!GoesTheWeasel 12:03, December 28, 2012 (UTC)
You can vote for yourself but only if someone else nominates you first. --RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 22:44, December 9, 2012 (UTC)
And that would be a grievous error, as Danny has established that he thinks that renown should precede accomplishments. Not never, sir; but only after you do good stuff. Meanwhile, raise a glass to me for learning that I can patrol RecentChanges under my horrible metered Internet plan. Have put a few shifts in and given appropriate "greetings" to newbies. But I am not the hardest worker there and don't deserve a second one of these; I see Frosty, Snippy, and Bizzee most (Boston Bruins hockey players used to have such nicknames). Kip sometimes; Lollipop not at all for a long time. Spıke¬ 23:00 9-Dec-12
Invalid comment because it was actually the worst thing I've ever read. --TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK 10:38, December 10, 2012 (UTC)
Against.Needs more edits and more articles. Suggest that Dannyboy1209 try his hand at some UnNews articles first. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN)Talk here. 00:25, December 11, 2012 (UTC)
Nom + For. This guy not only wrote a ton of UnNews, he got loads of them featured too. And he just joined, like, 3 freaking months ago. You gotta give it to him, man. --POP!GoesTheWeasel 08:40, December 2, 2012 (UTC)
For. Leverage inspires me. Just get some more for December, because well, November is over.--SirPeasewhizzdeNewYorkClick here to talk 16:41, December 2, 2012 (UTC)
FOR THIS IS THE NEWS!!! mAttlobster. (hello) 22:08, December 4, 2012 (UTC)
Thought I already voted. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Wed, Dec 5 '12 4:23 (UTC)