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edit July 2012

edit Writer of the Month

edit Zarbag (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 5
  • Zarbag is back editing this month. Now if there is a writer who has been overlooked it is him. Perhaps I am biased since we worked together on the epic History of Great Britain but Zarbag has other credits to his name. For example - Austria-Hungary (featured), Vespasian, Crown and Biggus Dickus. He has been here since June 2006, an era when many current contributors were finger painting in their potties. Time Zarbag got this in my view. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 14:54, July 11, 2012 (UTC)
  • PurpleDickVote I can go for that. I've seen him puttering around on Jet Set Willy (among others), which tickled my funnyboner like a perverted priest. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usWed, Jul 11 '12 16:05 (UTC)
  • Fucking love Austria-Hungary --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 19:54, July 11, 2012 (UTC)
  • Why not? ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 11:40, July 20, 2012 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For.--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 15:21, Jul 23

edit Uncyclopedian of the Month

edit Saberwolf116 (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 10
  • Returned from the dead and is more useful than most. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 03:31, July 4, 2012 (UTC)
  • For. Seems like a pleasant bloke. I'll use a C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!!!!!!! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 03:50, July 4, 2012 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote I'm blushing! Saberwolf116 (talk) 05:23, July 4, 2012 (UTC)
  • Shoulda won a while ago. Both a well-deserved legacy nom, plus a look towards a brighter future for the site SaberwolfNumbers-wise! --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 05:30, July 4, 2012 (UTC)
  • For -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 19:58, July 4, 2012 (UTC)
  • For--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 15:09, Jul 6
  • Never heard of him, he must do something good though. --MasterWangs Dildoriken.gif CUNT and proud of it! 07:44, July 7, 2012 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. Always on top of VFD. --QZEKЯOM Icons-flag-olyIcons-flag-usIcons-flag-jm Proud sponsor of Team Zombiebaron Tw$*ty Tw%#ve G*me$ FTW! Let's go for the g^@d! 00:36, July 9, 2012 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. Always good to see someone return from the dead. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 00:51, July 9, 2012 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. The prodigal Sabrerwolf returns. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 13:39, July 19, 2012 (UTC)

edit Aimsplode (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 2
  • I'm not expecting him to win, as he's probably not quite ready, but for sure he will soon if he continues being the new and improved pleasant user. Is anyone else grateful for the radical transformation of this guy from pre to post ban? He went from a total gobshite to a useful non polemic user with some good jokes and ideas once in a while. --ShabiDOO 23:04, July 4, 2012 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. Good behavior. --Scofield & The Machine 12:32, July 5, 2012 (UTC)

edit Noob of the Moment

edit MasterWangs (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 7
  • Nom + For a couple of decent UnNews in two days. Shows potential. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 09:31, May 20, 2012 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. Great UnNews and he seems like a nice fella. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 19:00, May 20, 2012 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:12, 23 May 2012
  • A strange man put something on my userpage saying I was nominated for something. So I came to vote for myself, its like jerking yourself off, only more elegant! --MasterWangs Dildoriken.gif CUNT and proud of it! 10:51, May 25, 2012 (UTC)
  • Good guy, but he only has 64 edits. Let's make this award mean something. Oh, the hell with it, give him a case of our best wine, our women, and strap a can to his tail. Yay MasterWangs! Aleister a moment ago in geological time
  • A good one yep --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 06:43, June 18, 2012 (UTC)
  • Template:Spiritual boner I like what I see so far. Some intelligent unnews articles and a few interesting edits on a couple articles, and a lot of voting and comments. I look forward to seeing a new and full article by the guy.--ShabiDOO 02:23, July 15, 2012 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:40, July 18, 2012 (UTC)

edit Ticklethekeys (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 9
Of the worst order! ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 06:39, June 20, 2012 (UTC)

edit Ice cream mafia (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 5

edit Ratfactor (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: Five for

edit August 2012

edit Writer of the Month

edit Winstanley1 (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 10
  • Nom and For The guy who wrote probably one of the better articles this site has ever seen in UnBooks:Tarquin Middleton: My Battle with Depression. is back. AND he's writing things. Currently. At this very moment perhaps. Who can say? Regardless, he totally deserves it for both being funny in the past, and being funny right now in this moment. Like, seriously. Wherever he is right now- perhaps he's at home sleeping, or at work being bored out of his mind- he is probably being funnier than you. Prove me wrong. The Woodburninator Wood burning Minimal Effort  20:05, August 1, 2012 (UTC)
  • This award is four years overdue, but also right on time. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 20:33, August 1, 2012 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For.--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 21:10, Aug 3
  • PurpleDickVote Jesus Yes! Per TFK, he should have won this years ago. Aleister 16:27 8-7-'012
  • For for for fucking for. What in the name of the Great Lord Harry's fine bone-china codpiece? He's not won this yet? Really? This single fact categorically proves none of us have any idea what we're doing. --UU - natter UU Manhole 20:41, Aug 7
  • For. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 22:22, August 10, 2012 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 11:59, August 11, 2012 (UTC)
  • Bandwagon for PoliszSir Ptok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj KUN 22:04, August 14, 2012 (UTC)
  • Im going to nominate him for new-noob of the moment. --ShabiDOO 19:57, August 15, 2012 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:22, August 24, 2012 (UTC)

edit Uncyclopedian of the Month

edit Bizzeebeever (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 1
  • Daily active, daily helpful, and one of the site's few people whose vision somehow still exceeds his cynicism. He made a social media sharebox that hopefully will somehow find its way into the site's backbone code in the very near future. Plus, he's funny. Give this to him. Again. Later. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 08:29, August 1, 2012 (UTC)
    Symbol neutral vote Comment. Isn't it somewhat taboo to give someone UOTM more than once? Saberwolf116 (talk) 08:43, August 1, 2012 (UTC)
    Symbol comment vote To be blunt It is my belief at least that we are out of people to award this to. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 09:12, August 1, 2012 (UTC)
    There is no rule against winning multiple major awards. I have WotM twice to prove it. People should win based on the merit and edits performed in the last month, since this is called Uncyclopedian of the Month after all. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 05:22, August 2, 2012 (UTC)
    Is there any money in this? Cuz if not, I don't want it. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usThu, Aug 2 '12 6:35 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For.Actually really like this guy. Hi! BVI 04:23, August 8, 2012 (UTC)

edit BENSON (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 0

edit Qzekrom (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 7
  • Symbol for vote Nom and For. He's the cutest pokemon on the site, plus he does stuff. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 23:19, August 1, 2012 (UTC)
  • Qzekrom is a groovy user. Nice, helpful and so cute it make me want to club twenty five baby seals to death. --ShabiDOO 12:30, August 4, 2012 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. Qzekrom got banned by me twice in December 2011 about the Pi article and something else I can't recall but full marks to him for coming back, making an account and getting involved here. Deserves this award in my view. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 18:31, August 6, 2012 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For, although he could try being a little less annoying. Then again, that could probably be said of most of us. A true Uncyclopedian! 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 04:36, 8 August 2012
  • Symbol for vote For I guess Yes, what Lyrithya said but I guess I'm not one to talk about being annoying. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 06:13, August 8, 2012 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. Helpful. Let him win before we start giving second awards to Zombiebaron. --OliOmniOmbudsman Dumbo 19:48, August 15, 2012 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. Per Oliphaunte. --ChiefjusticeWii 18:21, August 30, 2012 (UTC)

edit Zombiebaron (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 8

edit Noob of the Moment

edit Snippy (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 6

edit September 2012

edit Writer of the Month

edit GlobalTourniquet (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 7

edit Uncyclopedian of the Month

edit RAHB (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 0
  • Nom + Spiritual For I'm gonna make a few nominations for people I think deserve the high honor of winning this award twice, I'm not going to vote for him because I can only vote once, but I'll give you some good reasons to do it: He's active, helpful and gets things done efficiently. So vote for him to win this again >_> Also he's really good at trivia and someone should go beat him ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 08:58, September 5, 2012 (UTC)

edit ChiefjusticeDS (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 0
  • Nom + Spiritual For Same reasons as with RAHB, he's helpful and sutff and is the only active editor to maintain the UnSignpost which would be dead without him. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 08:58, September 5, 2012 (UTC)

edit PuppyOnTheRadio (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

edit Frosty (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 7

edit Noob of the Moment

edit Sinner George (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 5
  • Nom&For - Has made two pages in a short time, seems to be a promising user. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Sleeping Cat 18:22, 1 September, 2012 (UTC)
  • At first I was like, he's been here 2 days and maybe I should wait to see if he stays but then I was like his pages are funny so For ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 22:44, September 1, 2012 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote Yup. --Snippy 10:37, September 7, 2012 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. At least Greece can still export something! Sinner George (not Sister George) has been showing a lot of early promise! --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:17, September 12, 2012 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. Because it's me.--Icons-flag-gr Sir Sinner blah blah 21:18, September 24, 2012 (UTC)

edit October 2012

edit Writer of the Month

edit Ptok-Bentoniczny (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 6

edit Uncyclopedian of the Month

edit Snippy (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 7

edit Tasmania (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 0
  • Nom He's back apparently, I'd vote for him instead but I'd like to make sure he's staying. But he has next months vote for sure. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 04:21, October 1, 2012 (UTC)

edit Noon of the Moment

edit KMnO (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 5

edit Leverage (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 12

edit Sumone10154 (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 7
  • Nom + For Maintenance, redirects and voting mainly good edits :D ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 10:45, October 1, 2012 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. Got his links and page worked out pretty quick and now voting too. That's a good start! --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:11, October 3, 2012 (UTC)
  • For -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 06:17, October 3, 2012 (UTC)
  • Yip. --Snippy 06:23, October 3, 2012 (UTC)
  • For, not because i support, since i had never saw what the users do.--fcukmanLOOS3R! Desu desu 06:44, October 3, 2012 (UTC)
  • PurpleDickVote Boner. Wants to be helpful. That's 50% of being helpful right there. -RAHB 07:14, October 3, 2012 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 23:52, October 24, 2012 (UTC)

edit November 2012

edit Uncyclopedian of the Month

edit TheHappySpaceman (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 6
  • Ah... love this man. User:Yrtneg/ Nov 22 2012 05:27
  • Symbol for vote For. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:24, November 23, 2012 (UTC)
  • We have a secret baby together that no one can know about.The preceding unsigned comment was added by Shabidoo (talk • contribs)
  • Symbol for vote For.--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 17:30, Nov 23
  • Yeah k ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 20:57, November 29, 2012 (UTC)
  • I gave him one of my kidneys and he thanked me by punching my teeth out. --ShabiDOO 21:21, November 29, 2012 (UTC)
    Dude you already voted. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usFri, Nov 30 '12 7:40 (UTC)
    Indeed. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 09:08, November 30, 2012 (UTC)
    Indeed...I did vote twice. Let the record show that spaceman won outright with only SIX votes, not SEVEN !!! --ShabiDOO 05:20, December 1, 2012 (UTC)
  • This man has literally done nothing outside of the forum. On the other hand, it is now evident that merely being a member of this site is currently grounds for winning this award. So yeah, sure why not, give the chap a meaningless red badge for his remarkable track record of being the consistently most useless member on a dead, dead, dead site. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 15:15, November 30, 2012 (UTC)
  • It isn't literally nothing. His main space edits account for 3.28% of his edit count. That's within the range of the percentage of Neanderthal DNA modern humans have. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 20:08, Nov. 30, 2012
  • So many admins who are good writers who only do beaurocratic stuff on a site they claim is all but obliterated. No one cares if spaceman is a forum monkey. Bitching is equally pointless. Follow Zombiebarons example and try to revitalise the site. --ShabiDOO 05:18, December 1, 2012 (UTC)
  • ^This if you put the energy you put into complaining about how small the site is, into something like making it bigger we wouldn't have a problem. Also I thought we made a rule about this page if you don't have anything nice to say don't say anything at all... ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 05:35, December 1, 2012 (UTC)

edit Noob of the Moment

edit Kamek98 (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 6
  • Nom + For He wants to write articles and be a part of Uncyclopedia, that's reason enough for me. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 01:15, October 7, 2012 (UTC)
  • For I think I should vote for myself. --General of All Branches of the Military and the Head of the State Police Eric (talk) 22:17, October 10, 2012 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 23:52, October 24, 2012 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. Enthusiastic, finding his way about here. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 10:10, October 26, 2012 (UTC)
  • Sure. --Snippy 02:01, November 11, 2012 (UTC)
  • Kamek98 has passed the first stage of reaching the general approval and recognition of uncyclopedians...quite admirably. I'm not sure that he is ready for the very painful and humiliating second phase...but we shall see. We shall see. --ShabiDOO 22:48, November 27, 2012 (UTC)

edit Mattsnow (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 2
  • Hey...theres a new Frenchie guy doing some editing and things of all sorts and he really seems to be getting up to all kinds of good stuff. We ought to welcome him into our kind and loving community. What do you say everyone? --ShabiDOO 22:52, November 27, 2012 (UTC)
  1. NICE!--SirPeasewhizzdeNewYork Click here to talk 01:55, November 28, 2012 (UTC)

edit Writer of the Month

edit SPIKE (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 7
  • Nom+For He deserves another for writing more featured articles than ever this while. --POP!GoesTheWeasel Evil-clown 10:31, November 13, 2012 (UTC)
  • *Of course Spikes writing has really matured. I find his recent articles not just clever, as they have always been, but also multi-funny ranging from the lol to the absurd. --ShabiDOO 16:24, November 14, 2012 (UTC)
  • I'll buy that for a dollar. Only person who actually writes articles anymore. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usThu, Nov 15 '12 14:05 (UTC)
  • I hate SPIKE, but he needs this award to boost his happiness level after the Republicans took a shit-bath in America. And he deserves it too, damn his eyes. Aleister 20:32 11-19-'12
  • For--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 08:07, Nov 22
  • Symbol for vote For. Spike's work is not to everyone's taste (followers of Pokemon take note) but he writes consistently and about subjects others are unaware can be turned into featurable funny. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:27, November 23, 2012 (UTC)
    Thanks, guys. But the claim that my reader needs unusual tastes comes from the author who is striving to ensure that Uncyclopedia contains a complete set of articles on Roman emperors and consuls! also, by the way, disproving Bizzeebeever's claim that I am uniquely prolific here. Shabidoo, I had a Conundrum side even back in 2010; see Dianalysis, (on which Romartus assisted). Spıke Ѧ 22:21 30-Nov-12
  • For SirPeasewhizzdeNewYork Click here to talk 18:57, December 1, 2012 (UTC)

edit UPjcm (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 0
  • ...and then I looked up and noticed that this guy actually writes stuff, too. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usSat, Nov 17 '12 6:34 (UTC)

edit Leverage (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 0
  • ...Holy cow, did you notice how many good UnNewses this dude wrote? ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usSat, Nov 17 '12 6:34 (UTC)

edit December 2012

edit Noob of the Moment

===Finnius (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)===

Score: 918
  • Nom + For Cause I don't even know enough to follow the rules! What a fucking n00b! Finnius.png
Finnius is not a noob so is ineligible for consideration in this category. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 07:09, December 19, 2012 (UTC)
Can I keep my score? I have it under good authority that Sophia will have sex with anyone with the highest score...for as many times as that score tallies up to! Finnius.png
No. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 08:47, December 19, 2012 (UTC)

edit CDPCCNAC (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 5

edit MagicBus (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 8
  • Nom + For He's magic or something. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 01:23, November 11, 2012 (UTC)
  • Yup. --Snippy 02:01, November 11, 2012 (UTC)
  • For I'm going to help Uncyclopedia become famous. MagicBus (talk) 16:18, November 12, 2012 (UTC)
  • I have no idea whot his MagicBus guy is, well, MagicBus is not necesarily a guy, he could be a guy who chopped off his penis when he was drunk, but, in any case, whatever MagicBus is...that person chose a very cool user name. And that really means something. --ShabiDOO 22:49, November 27, 2012 (UTC)
  • For--SirPeasewhizzdeNewYork Click here to talk 16:43, December 2, 2012 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. A loud and active guy. I like him. Or her. --POP!GoesTheWeasel Evil-clown 12:35, December 3, 2012 (UTC)
  • I'll hold you to "I'm going to help Uncyclopedia become famous". It should be, no reason it shouldn't get more media coverage. As for this noob, anyone with Magic in there name has good reason to smile. Aleister The time and date? I'm not tellin' you. Get a watch for crying out loud.
  • For. I once travelled to Greece on the original Magic Bus (in the 80s in case anyone is asking). A good old hippy trip of a name. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 21:52, December 16, 2012 (UTC)

edit Fakehater (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 10
  • Nom + For ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 03:19, November 24, 2012 (UTC)
  • Also for. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usTue, Nov 27 '12 6:53 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 04:08 Dec 5 2012
  • for. This man is an example or a real american. his blood, sweat, and tears to make uncyclopedia the best *informational* website on the internet can only be realized by voting for this man. FAKEHATER NuclearTrefoil spam me 05:01, December 5, 2012 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. --Sweet -potato Potato 05:02, December 5, 2012 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. SirPeasewhizzdeNewYork Click here to talk 21:33, December 6, 2012 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For.--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 09:18, Dec 7
  • Symbol for vote For. His edits made me regret he had chosen such a double-negative username; hope he realizes we have a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to petition to change it. Spıke Ѧ 23:38 13-Dec-12
  • Symbol for vote For.. Has come here with a double dose of attitude. Good! --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 21:52, December 16, 2012 (UTC)
  • He has earned this prestigious award, and will do so again if he sockpuppets' himself. Aleister 3:02 30december12

edit Murder Frog (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 11
  • Nom + For Another Killing Frog, excellent! ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 06:30, November 27, 2012 (UTC)
  • A Symbol for vote vote for this obvious sockpuppet. Yes, sir. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usTue, Nov 27 '12 6:51 (UTC)
  • Yep. --Snippy 09:18, November 29, 2012 (UTC)
  • I love scissors. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 04:56, Dec. 5, 2012
  • Good. --SirPeasewhizzdeNewYork Click here to talk 20:14, December 5, 2012 (UTC)
  • I love whoever this person is, especially because he isn't me. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 10:39, December 10, 2012 (UTC)
  • He has been a guided missile aimed at our music/musician articles and with a quality-improving warhead. Spıke Ѧ 23:36 13-Dec-12
  • Symbol for vote For. Guildy was a regular music contributor before he became a protest singer/lawyer/something, so I welcome a new supplier of fun stuff in that department.--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 21:52, December 16, 2012 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. --Equilateralperil 05:40, December 29, 2012 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. Does good things. --ChiefjusticeWii 08:19, December 29, 2012 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. Jim Morrison would approve. Aleister 3:01 30december12

edit Bill Melater (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 10
  • PurpleDickVote Boner. Writes articles and stuff! ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 09:14, December 10, 2012 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For - Bill has hit the ground running over at UnNews. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 09:18, Dec. 10, 2012
  • Symbol for vote Fore! ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usMon, Dec 10 '12 9:45 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For Came here to nominate him, he's made a few UnNews which I have liked. It's really fun to see the page updated so much now.--Leverage (talk) 13:01, December 10, 2012 (UTC)
  • I just read his new one about the pranked nurse talking through a medium. He not only thinks up unique concepts, he can competently write about them. The new guys are really good. Aleister 19:06 13decemb12
  • It's wild. I laughed at the Mubarak article a lot, even though I don't quite know why which is a good thing. VERY promising writer! --ShabiDOO 21:22, December 16, 2012 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For Where would UnNews be with out Bill's contributions? --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 21:56, December 16, 2012 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. He's pretty.                               Puppy's talk page03:08 19 Dec
  • Symbol for vote For. I admire this dude for all the great UnNews he's made. Yes, yes. --Murder Frog Dull interest wanes. 05:07, December 23, 2012 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. --Equilateralperil 05:40, December 29, 2012 (UTC)

edit Equilateralperil (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

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  • So this fellow joined, like, over a month ago, and he rited guud artickles. And nobody noticed. And then I noticed, and forgot about this meaningless award, which we hand out like candy. So I thought I'd insult him now, by nominating him for it. Read his articles. They're listed on his userpage. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usFri, Dec 14 '12 15:55 (UTC)
  • PurpleDickVote Boner. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 22:26, December 15, 2012 (UTC)
  • Definitely. --Snippy 21:15, December 16, 2012 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. Excellent start and he came to this website without any fanfare or declarations of dubious intent. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 22:01, December 16, 2012 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. --Murder Frog Dull interest wanes. 16:57, December 29, 2012 (UTC)
  • PurpleDickVote Boner. --Sir Peasewhizz de New York (Chat) (Stalk?) 18:18, December 29, 2012 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. He's been fixing lots of pages too (saving me from being even more embarrassed than I am already about my writing on two pages), so as a fun multi-purpose user, he's a great fit for the site. Good user name too! Aleister 2:59 30december12

edit Uncyclopedian of the Month

edit Lollipop (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

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  • Nom What kind of horrid, disorganised, empty, souless place would uncyclopedia be without Lollipop? If anyone deserves a second nomination, it's Lollipop. THREE CHEERS FOR LOLLIPOP! --ShabiDOO 00:30, December 9, 2012 (UTC)
Dude hasn't edited since September and also he quit because he has aids. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 00:41, December 9, 2012 (UTC)
Man...there be so many Haterz. --ShabiDOO 01:15, December 9, 2012 (UTC)
Why can't you edit if you have AIDS? Separately, why can't we hate people who have AIDS? Spıke Ѧ 23:01 9-Dec-12
You are either the worst troll or just the worst. In either case, I highly suggest you quit destroying this site merely by being here. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 10:35, December 10, 2012 (UTC)
One doesn't have to make an edit to make a difference. It is the spirit that transcends these awards...or something like that. --ShabiDOO 18:17, December 10, 2012 (UTC)

edit Kip the Dip (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 10 the dips
  • PurpleDickVote Boner. Is active, does useful stuff I think, hasn't won this before. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 05:12, December 9, 2012 (UTC)
  • Symbol comment vote Comment (Cupid, Donder, Blitzen) - Wow, this is such an honor. I've been busier than Santa Claus this month. I've created 6 holiday themed articles this week, and my 100th overall article will be here on Monday. "This is gonna be the best Christmahanukwanzakah eva!" -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 05:40, Dec. 9, 2012
    Let the record show that some of us hang at Uncyclopedia on the holidays especially to avoid the orthodoxy. We will be open on the holiday--all day, just like Walmart was on Thanksgiving evening--and I will surely be here. Your holiday articles, well, they don't stop me from having fun. Cheers. Spıke Ѧ 23:09 9-Dec-12
    SPIKE = Scrooge. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 04:56, December 15, 2012 (UTC)
  • PurpleDickVote Boner. Deserves it, especially around the holidays. Kip owns the holidays here, and his work to keep us afloat with egg nog lights the darkest hearts. Elves run from him though, and that is a problem. Aleister 00:36 tenthDecember2012
  • I won this last year after having been here, like, three months, so this award is obviously not worth the paper it's not printed on. Here's lookin' at you, Kip. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usMon, Dec 10 '12 4:54 (UTC)
  • Strong For. He's basically the only funny person left besides Bizzeebeever and Frostee (wait are there even other users at all) --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 10:35, December 10, 2012 (UTC)
  • Good old Kip :) --ShabiDOO 18:18, December 10, 2012 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For.. I'd say why but then I'd edit conflict somebody else. Didn't mean to erase those cmts. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 00:21, December 11, 2012 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For.. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 07:39, December 13, 2012 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For.--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 13:19, Dec 14
  • PurpleDickVote 12:31, February 17, 2008 Zombiebaron blocked Kip the Dip with an expiry time of infinite (You have been warned far to many times, Kip. [DO NOT UNBLOCK]) -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 04:52, December 15, 2012 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. Why the fuck not. --POP!GoesTheWeasel Evil-clown 12:03, December 28, 2012 (UTC)
  • PurpleDickVote Boner. only because of his ban log. Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 23:24, December 30, 2012 (UTC)

edit Dannyboy1209 (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

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I vote myself Dannyboy1209 (talk) 17:19, December 9, 2012 (UTC)

You can vote for yourself but only if someone else nominates you first. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 22:44, December 9, 2012 (UTC)
And that would be a grievous error, as Danny has established that he thinks that renown should precede accomplishments. Not never, sir; but only after you do good stuff. Meanwhile, raise a glass to me for learning that I can patrol RecentChanges under my horrible metered Internet plan. Have put a few shifts in and given appropriate "greetings" to newbies. But I am not the hardest worker there and don't deserve a second one of these; I see Frosty, Snippy, and Bizzee most (Boston Bruins hockey players used to have such nicknames). Kip sometimes; Lollipop not at all for a long time. Spıke Ѧ 23:00 9-Dec-12
Invalid comment because it was actually the worst thing I've ever read. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 10:38, December 10, 2012 (UTC)
Symbol against vote Against.Needs more edits and more articles. Suggest that Dannyboy1209 try his hand at some UnNews articles first. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 00:25, December 11, 2012 (UTC)

edit SPIKE (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

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  • Nom + Symbol for vote For. Is working on multiple works this month and making me laugh.--SirPeasewhizzdeNewYork Click here to talk 23:00, December 9, 2012 (UTC)
    How did we avoid edit-conflicting? Thanks, but I don't think so, see just above. Spıke Ѧ 23:02 9-Dec-12

Oh, that's weird. I didn't notice we were editing at the same time until you told me. --SirPeasewhizzdeNewYork Click here to talk 23:36, December 9, 2012 (UTC)

edit Writer of the Month

edit Leverage (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 19
  • Nom + Symbol for vote For. This guy not only wrote a ton of UnNews, he got loads of them featured too. And he just joined, like, 3 freaking months ago. You gotta give it to him, man. --POP!GoesTheWeasel Evil-clown 08:40, December 2, 2012 (UTC)
  • PurpleDickVote Boner. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 08:47, December 2, 2012 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For.---- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 10:30, December 2, 2012 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. Leverage inspires me. Just get some more for December, because well, November is over.--SirPeasewhizzdeNewYork Click here to talk 16:41, December 2, 2012 (UTC)
  • FOR THIS IS THE NEWS!!! mAttlobster. (hello) 22:08, December 4, 2012 (UTC)
  • Thought I already voted. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usWed, Dec 5 '12 4:23 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 18:33 Dec 5 2012
  • YES. --Snippy 00:23, December 6, 2012 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For - Any friend to UnNews is a friend of mine. Or something. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 02:00, Dec. 6, 2012
  • Symbol for vote For. Most assuredly. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 22:47, December 9, 2012 (UTC)
  • All the news that's fit to Leverage. Aleister 00:38 10Decem2012
  • PurpleDickVote Boner. -RAHB 10:56, December 10, 2012 (UTC)
  • yeah he's great --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 11:04, December 10, 2012 (UTC)
  • There isn't really much to choose from so Symbol for vote definitely yes. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Sleeping Cat 13:51, 10 December, 2012 (UTC)
  • For. He really needed another support :) Snowflake mini Mattsnow 17:57, December 10, 2012 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For.--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 13:17, Dec 14
  • For. Cut the pink and push back for the brown. Also I've enjoyed this users writings.--Sycamore (Talk) 10:13, December 15, 2012 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. Yeah, man. --Murder Frog Dull interest wanes. 05:27, December 19, 2012 (UTC)
  • Leverage is working for the North Koreans...and no one does anything about it. --ShabiDOO 01:27, December 26, 2012 (UTC)
  • Thanks for all the votes and lovely words guys. --Leverage (talk) 22:42, January 1, 2013 (UTC)

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