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edit July 2010

edit Writer of the month

edit Nachlader (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +14 shit people

edit Black flamingo11 (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 5
Thanks boyo, but I'm with Nach too. Hugs and kisses, Black Flamingo 18:38, July 1, 2010 (UTC)
  • For Black flamingo has written some of my favourite articles and, for that reason, gets my vote. Write more dammit. --ChiefjusticePSX 21:22, July 1, 2010 (UTC)
  • For. Me likey. --Matfen 21:01, July 6, 2010 (UTC)
  • For. Salamander literally made me shit myself with glee. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 19:07, July 14, 2010 (UTC)
  • For. Absolutely swell... so this is one of the ones responsible for getting kicked out of my economics class for laughing too hard... ~ Lyrithya sig daji Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100718 - 21:16 (UTC)

edit DrStrange (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 4

edit Uncyclopedian of the Month

edit HELPME (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 18 Extremely modest homos
  • Symbol for vote NomForHELPME is our man, if he can't do it, nobody can. Help has been everywhere and everywhen on Uncy the past few months, and has both learned the ropes and climbed up them to rescue lost cats. A celebration of Uncy usefulness. Aleister 10:14 1 7 MMX
  • Symbol for vote For! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:18, 1 July 2010
  • Symbol for vote Fuck yeah! HELPME is a really awesome dude, and I <3 him! Love, Ethine sig 
  • Symbol for vote For.--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 17:01, Jul 1
  • Symbol for vote For. Anybody who disagrees can suck my dick--If you're 555 then I'm Number of the Beast Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 17:05, July 1, 2010 (UTC)
    I think I'll take you up on that one.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Thursday, 06:26, July 01 2010 UTC
  • Although I can't remember my reasons for voting for him last month, I'm sure they were logical. --Black Flamingo 18:35, July 1, 2010 (UTC)
  • For -RAHB 22:24, July 1, 2010 (UTC)
  • For. SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME 06:20, July 2, 2010 (UTC)
  • What Aleister said... ...minus the "man" part. Explode fire Explode fireNeon Green Hammer And Sickle - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBExplode fireCUNExplode fireVFHExplode fireWhoringExplode fireMore Whoring Explode fireat01:49, Saturday 03 July 2010 - Neon Green Hammer And SickleExplode fireExplode fire
  • Duh... —Pelozurian (talk) 02:01, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
  • For! Helps others more than he helps himself. Will never Helpme though. --Matfen 10:31, July 3, 2010 (UTC)
  • For! hell yeh .Lordarcadian 00:39, July 4, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. What can I say, I see a crowd and want to join it. Don't judge me! --John Lydon 14:33, July 13, 2010 (UTC)
  • Sure, though I still haven't forgotten that UGotM nom, HELPME. You're on the list. Necropaxx (T) {~} Wednesday, 17:50, Jul 14 2010
  • For since I just got back from a family vacation last week. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 21:46, July 15, 2010 (UTC)
  • Eh, a mildly useful fellow, I suppose it's he's decent enough... for. ~ Lyrithya sig daji Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100718 - 21:12 (UTC)
  • Against He agreed on reviewing my article on Pee Review, waited 5 days and then wrote he was not going to review this. In my opinion, it disqualifies him as an Uncyclopedian of the Month. PoliszSir Ptok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj KUN 21:57, July 20, 2010 (UTC)
  • Fire2 KILL IT WITH FIRE!  That means jacking up the score in the absence of a mercy rule here in The South. (aka For.) -- Sf13 Upsilonsigmasigmacrest 21:51 EST 28 July, 2010
  • For. ~Jewriken.GIF 07:14, July 29, 2010 (UTC)
  • This guy's new? He's been so bloody helpful I thought he was a seasoned user of many moons. For. --Andorin Kato 07:28, July 29, 2010 (UTC)
  • I'm an idiot. I thought this was Noob of the Month. Nonetheless, this user has been very helpful, so for nonetheless. --Andorin Kato 07:30, July 29, 2010 (UTC)
  • For This noob is so helpful, it's like he has been here for months. --ChiefjusticePSX 07:43, July 29, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol against vote Against.. C-c-c-combo breaker....and you still scare me...and you are homosexual...and because it's fun to c-c-c-combo break. --Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 05:52, July 31, 2010 (UTC)
    It's also fun to format your votes properly. Luckily, I fixed it before TKF got you. /shudder--HM (T)

edit Simsilikesims (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 2
  • Nom and Symbol for vote For. No, fuck me. (literally) Sims does a lot more than I do, and has been around longer. She reports and reverts vandals, does cleanups instead of drivebys, and makes a much bigger difference. --Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Thursday, 06:25, July 01 2010 UTC
  • Symbol for vote For. I was going to nominate the Count of Monkey Cristo but as it seems Helpme has this in the bag, a nod for Simsiilikesims. I think she and Guildy should marry by the way as their names are equally easy to misspell when written out in full. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 12:24, July 4, 2010 (UTC)
    That is the best reason for a marriage that I have ever heard. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 17:41, July 13, 2010 (UTC)

edit Ethine (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: Absolutely none plus absolutely nothing

edit Saberwolf116 (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +2
  • Nom + For. Guy needs a mention. He comes and goes, but when he's here, he does more good than mostly anyone else. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 19:54, July 19, 2010 (UTC)
  • Vain for. Partly because I'm glad to be nommed, and partly because I'll be here for a while. Saberwolf116 21:45, July 19, 2010 (UTC)

edit Noob of the Month

edit Lyrithya (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 6
I'm changing my vote for absolutely no reason at all, certainly not due to mind control, being guilt tripped, or as a result of a recent anonymous donation of free hookers. Of course not. Absolutely no reason at all. ~ Lyrithya sig daji Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100718 - 07:09 (UTC)
Er, that's a for. ~ Lyrithya sig daji Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100719 - 21:59 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. Just cause i know em' and...well ya that's it. --Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 15:00, July 14, 2010 (UTC)
    • User has apparently changed his vote. --Andorin Kato 03:16, July 15, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote Spiritual For for hir posts on talk pages and her pees, some of he funniest cleverest language and concepts I've seen since I arrived here (by walking through the wrong mirror). Not many actual articles though, and a couple of more pages of just hir free-flowing writing would probably be gems. But huge spiritual for right now. Aleister 12:41 14 7
  • Certainly for. Crossbow. WTF?? Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 20:31, July 21, 2010 (UTC)
  • The best one so far. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 02:45, July 22, 2010 (UTC)
  • For. No real alternative this month. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 06:43, July 22, 2010 (UTC)
Yeah, we're having a good month here. The lady had a different account that was active in July 2009. So not eligible I'm afraid. Let's save the usual long discussion and get on with our lives. ~Jewriken.GIF 15:39, July 23, 2010 (UTC)
And guess what happened. MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png 16px-HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png 16px-ChekhovSig.png16px-JapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUN[18:42 23 Jul 2010]

edit Horace Donald Westenchester (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: -2
  • Horace is an complete asshole who was already banned once. But he is a fantastic writer who is consistent, prolific, and fun to read. Has joined the pee team too. Just because he's so good, is he a sock? Probably not, although. . .Toast??? Cousin of Toast??? Nah. ? . Aleister 23:15 1 7 MMX
    Alison, at this point, I'm positive that wasn't intentionally an asshole move.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Friday, 01:45, July 02 2010 UTC
    He's definitely not TOAST-related. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 01:59, July 2, 2010 (UTC)
  • Against He's a troll. -- rigid Ape (deport) (Riot Porn) 01:47, July 2, 2010 (UTC)
What does that even mean? He has posted no comments outside of his pees, as far as I know, even on his talk page. So a comment on his hair? Seems to be a very good addition to our writing corps. AIC 2:09 2 7 MMX
He voted against every article on VFH without reading them. Fuck him. He should get some sick. -- rigid Ape (deport) (Riot Porn) 02:20, July 2, 2010 (UTC)
Oh, OK. But it turns out he did vote "For" on two or three. But a noob, so he got a probation, and has stuck to it. Anyway, he's saving pages on VFD now. I'm turning into a Horace fanboy. AIC 2:23 2 7 MMX

Confirmed sock. ~Jewriken.GIF 18:23, July 6, 2010 (UTC)

Who is "he"? Dexter says he knows, but there is no sockpuppet template on his user page. Who, pray tell, has tricked me into nomming "him" for NotM, as I must extract my revenge. Served cold, of course. Aleister 1:26 10 7 MMX
Ah, revenge being contemplated. Heh heh heh, /wrings hands/, heh heh. Aleister 12:44 14 7

edit Lordarcadian (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +7
  • Nom. My adorable noob has written HowTo:Get things for free and HowTo:Kill by Drowning, plus, he's a funny person overall. Withholding my vote until the end of the month.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Friday, 01:45, July 02 2010 UTC
  • for I know its in poor taste but I will vote for me   The* Lordarcadiansig (say shit) (My train wrecks) Π   ~  05:33, July 9, 2010 (UTC)
  • For. Showing great promise so should be encouraged. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 15:51, July 11, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote And another Spiritual For here (spirits can divide into many parts). Prolific, good writer with a knack for filling up a page with goodies. Aleister 17:51 14 7
  • Symbol for vote For. Hes a good ol' fella and he has my vote --Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 16:15, July 15, 2010 (UTC)
  • Comment: User was temporarily blocked for a bad upload. I don't know whether this affects their ability to receive NotM, which is why I mention it. --Andorin Kato 01:32, July 21, 2010 (UTC)
As long as he behave well from now on there are not further implications. ~Jewriken.GIF 05:53, July 22, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote Apparently the only promising one on here that's not a sockpuppet, so yeah. MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png 16px-HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png 16px-ChekhovSig.png16px-JapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUN[15:42 23 Jul 2010]
  • Symbol for vote A Real For A really good writer, creator, chopper, and pee reviewer. Too bad he retired, for like what, 5 minutes? Nice to work on the same site with him. (I knew I'd vote for him eventually for a couple of weeks, once Lyteria was struck out, see my note on Lyteria's nom) Aleister 15:49 23 7
Ok this whole month got very odd. Lordarcadian 00:58, July 26, 2010 (UTC)
Of course it did, it's the month you and I joined! -Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 21:40, July 31, 2010 (UTC)

edit Jcameronfan123 (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 1

Symbol for vote Nom+For. Like a less experienced mini-Guildy. Has done decent writes on directors such as Christopher Nolan, and James Cameron, and therefore has also been reducing the requested articles list. The articles aren't exactly Guildy-standard (who's are?), but I think in time, when he gets to know the ropes, he could be a good user. I'll stop sucking Guildy's dick now. --Matfen 10:27, July 3, 2010 (UTC)


edit Happymonkey39 (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 1

Symbol heart vote Nom+For. Happymonkey has constantly shrived to better himself here amongst us despite, well, being amongst us. Always fun to read on talk pages, this user has already written more than myself AND Micheal Jackson combined, and has thus far only had one of seven compositions huffed. Years from now when you look back at this Nobel prize winning potentiate and exclaim, "What a Fantastic noob!" you will do so with a grin on your face and a smile in your heart. Verily I cannot begin to extol the virtues of such a wonderful addition to our family as this new guy who "rocks" very much indeed. A giant among giant-midgets, this user has already received praise like, "You are doing lots of interesting pages!"[1] "Damn, that is some SEXY writing!"[2] "Don't try pulling 'im a noob' sympathies on me, sonny..."[3] & "... you have a lot of potential..."[4] Despite his ineligibility for this award, he's a new noob to me so please help me to welcome such a future endearing soul to the party that is Uncyclopedia.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  15 Jul 2010 ~ 02:40 (UTC)

necessarily i am a noob, ive had this account for a while, but never really used it till june...that was absolutely touching happytimes...i think you deserve a cookie, too bad Alister stole them all.... --Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 03:12, July 15, 2010 (UTC)
*gives the happy fellows a big hug* Hail the happy. *runs off, having stolen all of the rest of their cookies* ~ Lyrithya sig daji Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100715 - 05:00 (UTC)
Aw shucks...     ...munches on 'last' cookie...   Happytimes
Wait, what cookies could Lyrithya have stolen if they were all stolen my Aliester? --Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 15:21, July 15, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol opinion vote Invalid nom. I really hate to be the killjoy here, but if Happymonkey has had his account for longer than the required 27-33 days, then he can't be nommed for this. The same thing happened with Miley Spears last summer. —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 07:03, 15 July 2010 (UTC)
Yeah sorry, account is active since February. ~Jewriken.GIF 07:13, July 15, 2010 (UTC)

Long and unnecessary discussion moved here. ~Jewriken.GIF 16:36, July 15, 2010 (UTC)

edit Rcmurphy (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: -1

edit Mrowa (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 1
  • Nom and for . Mrowa is one of the Nonsa's refugee and according to the international law, he needs to get a dole, quarters and an award. PoliszSir Ptok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj KUN 13:24, July 26, 2010 (UTC)
Read the eligibility requirements again. Was active in April. ~Jewriken.GIF 13:36, July 26, 2010 (UTC)
  1. Aleister.
  2. er, (I made that one up.)
  3. Lyrithya.
  4. Happytimes & Yoda.

edit August

edit Writer of the Month

edit Black flamingo11 (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 19
  • Symbol for vote Nom and Symbol for vote For. With consistently good writing and many features, Black Flamingo has carried the legacy of all Flamingo-kind to a new level. One of the best writers here. Yay! Aleister 15:02 1 8
  • Symbol for vote For. Considering the fact that I thrive on recognition and giggled like a little girl when I saw my nom, I have to say it was hard to be honest and vote for the guy who deserves it more. Believe me, he deserves it more. Also I actually have one feature less than he does. Just stating facts. It's Mrthejazz... a case not yet solved. 04:27, August 2, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. For all sorts of reasons I'm too lazy to list. I mean, it's a good writer and whatnot. Consistently good. Doesn't even irritate me... much. ~ Lyrithya sig daji Apheori *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100802 - 13:59 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. Some very good articles. - [14:43 2 August 2010] PlebYettie
  • Symbol for vote For. YES!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 14:10, Aug 6
  • Symbol for vote For. Takes me months to form concepts that have taken him days. Also can count well... sometimes. --Matfen 19:33, August 2, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol neutral vote Abstain for now. Flamingo has 8 features, but doesn't appear on UN:HS. Someone ought to fix that. I believe his last three FAs were Frog, Roger Ebert, and Robert De Niro. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 18:51, August 3, 2010 (UTC)
Actually, I think it was Ebert, Takeshi's Castle and... I forget. --Black Flamingo 22:40, August 3, 2010 (UTC)
Dragon Warrior - I'm fairly sure that was mine. --Black Flamingo 23:08, August 3, 2010 (UTC)
I KILL YOU! Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 23:11, August 3, 2010 (UTC)
Don't forget one of his most recent gropings, Marilyn Monroe. Aleister 00:56 6 8

edit Mrthejazz (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 7

edit Benson (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 2
  • Nom and For I want in on this dramathon. Explode fire Explode fireNeon Green Hammer And Sickle - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBExplode fireCUNExplode fireVFHExplode fireWhoringExplode fireMore Whoring Explode fireat17:21, Monday 02 August 2010 - Neon Green Hammer And SickleExplode fireExplode fire
  • comment This is a dramathon?It's Mrthejazz... a case not yet solved. 20:06, August 2, 2010 (UTC)
  • Yes --++Ironfistname 09:13, August 3, 2010 (UTC)
    One user, one vote. Some admin is probably gonna go cross out one of them now.--HM (T) 18:31, August 3, 2010 (UTC)
    Eh, I'll allow it. As long as the 2nd one is just for Benson, I'm citing Rcmurphy's Law. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 03:21, August 4, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol neutral vote Abstain for now. I believe Benson's only featured article is Pond Whales, which he wrote in November 2006. It was featured two years later. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 19:01, August 3, 2010 (UTC)

edit Thekillerfroggy (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 1

edit Uncyclopedian of the Month

edit Inanimate brick wall (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

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Score: +1 hardheaded users

edit Saberwolf116 (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 0 wolves made out of swords
  • WTF? Saber hasn't won this yet? Weird. He's done a huge amount of indepth reviews, voting, and other services to the site, such as moving the archive pages on VFD. Withholding vote blah blah.--HM (T)
  • Symbol for vote I'm so cool. Saberwolf116 13:28, August 2, 2010 (UTC)

edit Simsilikesims (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: Thirteen I like thirteens.
  • Symbol for vote Nom and for! Sims is awesome. She's always fixin' stuff, and helpin' out, and she's a really cool chick. Love, Ethine sig 
  • For -71.110.135.234 08:26, August 3, 2010 (UTC) You saw nothing! -RAHB 08:27, August 3, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote Maybe next month. I've only been active for the past month or so, but Simslikesims has been consistently helpful and useful throughout Uncyclopedia since time immemorial. Saberwolf116 14:09, August 3, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. Time for everyone else to like Sims too. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 15:31, August 3, 2010 (UTC)
  • We like Sim. So should you. ~Jewriken.GIF 15:58, August 3, 2010 (UTC)
  • Forget withholding my vote. This girl works a lot harder than me, that's for sure.--HM (T) 18:30, August 3, 2010 (UTC)
  • For. Keeps low on the radar, just gets on with doing good stuff. My kinda user. --UU - natter UU Manhole 09:39, Aug 4
  • For. Been a great user ever since she first showed up. Took me ages to work out what her name meant, though. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 09:26, August 5, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. This seems to be the month! Aleister 9:43 5 8
  • Yah. Under the Radar. Over Arrest. Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 04:12, August 12, 2010 (UTC)
  • Forivotefor. --Matfen 18:13, August 13, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote Five. Even I know who Sims is. Leutnant Herr Thatdamnedfollowspot 04:16 Tuesday, August 24, 2010
  • For. —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 06:32, 27 August 2010 (UTC)

edit Count of Monkey Crisco (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 3 of 3key 3sto
  • Nom + For. This guy's developed serial bridesmaid syndrome about 2 years ago and never grew out of it. Still, he's pretty good, and was category spamming before it was cool. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 03:19, August 4, 2010 (UTC)
  • For MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 03:37, August 4, 2010 (UTC)
  • For. I like this guy. --Black Flamingo 20:25, August 26, 2010 (UTC)

edit Ogopogo (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 1g1p1g1
  • Nom. 5 years later and still not a single pointless edit. He doesn't do as much work in bulk as the rest of us, but this guy's had a lifetime achievement award overdue for about 3 years. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 03:19, August 4, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For.--Sycamore (Talk) 09:22, August 5, 2010 (UTC)

edit Happytimes (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 3 happy people
  • Nom and for. Wait wait wait. He hasn't won yet? He's been here for over a year, has made over half a thousand page edits, gives aid to those in need and always brings happytimes. If he don't win then I...I... well actually i wont do anything, but seriously this dude should definitely win. --Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 15:24, August 4, 2010 (UTC)
    Spiritual For Everyone nommed here should win. Even the brick wall. And Happytimes is an obvious nom, and will carve his name on this very soon. A great user and a great nom. All of the above, plus he suggested the wording of Uncy's third holy law. Aleister 9:48 5 8
  • Symbol for vote For. Yes.--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 14:19, Aug 6
  • Symbol keep vote Keep. Yeah Fudgemobile 01:16, August 26, 2010 (UTC)

edit Aleister in Chains (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 6 scary ghosts
  • RedCheckMark Nomination and For Has anybody seen the impressive work Almeister has been pouring into VFD these days? This is in addition to creating his regularly phenomenal articles and being involved in other groups all over the wiki. Al deserves to be recognized for that work. -- Sf13 Upsilonsigmasigmacrest 16:43 EST 7 Aug, 2010
    Just saw this, thanks very much for the compliment. I blush and climb a tree. But Sims, especially this month, and all these other folks, are the best of the best, so don't throw your vote away here because I'll just eat it with fava beans. Aleister 13:20 8 8
  • Spiritual For This dude may steal cookies, but he is a great guy --Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 01:42, August 11, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote Genuine ForPULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! WHORE MafiaHatBlack Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [02:07 11 August 2010]
  • Symbol for vote Penis SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME 03:26, August 12, 2010 (UTC)
  • Pacman Brotha. Che 15px-SBQ3.JPG } 22:34,16August,2010
These votes are great, thank you! I've now cooked up the fava beans and am eating the votes as I type. Yummmm. Some seasonings and they taste just like chicken. To be serious for a second, thanks. For the beans. Aleister 14:44 23 8
  • Symbol for vote For. One of the good guys. --Sog1970 09:01, August 26, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. Because I actually know who this guy is and he's decent and seems fairly deserving. ~ Pointy (talk) (stalk) -- 20100828 - 14:19 (UTC)

edit Noob of the Month

edit Fudgemobile (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +2
  • RocketNom and For. With over eight correct contributions to the Uncyclopedia:Proofreading Service[1] (beating the only other contributor in recent times by a factor of 4.) As well as offering to help the community fix the incorrect and wrongs[2] of the written works of others. Successfully uploaded an image and placed it in an article. Has taken indirect direction[3]. I believe this user has what it takes to win this award despite not writing an article (or creating 4 of the 5 required images) needed as a normal prerequisite to qualifying for such.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  16 Aug 2010 ~ 06:35 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote Keep. Because I've Proofread a total of 11 Articles, and currently doing another. (PS, In Category:Proofread most of the articles are about Wrestling (thats why i don't have more)) The preceding unsigned comment was added by Fudgemobile (talk • contribs) 07:27, August 16, 2010 (UTC)
    Sign your posts with four tildes, kid! --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 07:27, August 16, 2010 (UTC)
  • Ineligible for now. Has to write a full-length article or several shorter ones or several well-chopped images first (doesn't look like the image he uploaded was original, either), maintenance ain't enough. Which reminds me, weren't we supposed to reconsider these eligibility requirements? --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 07:27, August 16, 2010 (UTC)
    Yes, seems unfair to me. For example, completely ignores PEEING. Or just general good Uncyclopeding? —PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! WHORE MafiaHatBlack Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [10:40 16 August 2010]
  1. That more people should be using & contributing to, IMHO (including myself).
  2. I'm "Currently on Uncyclopedia 1-6 Hours a day, ask me to fix or spellcheck pages, I'm bored so please, PLEASE, give me something to do"
  3. Corrected editing mistakes after viewing my comment here and researching what he did wrong.

edit Thatdamnedfollowspot (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +11
  • Symbol for vote Nom and For. Has been doing some good stuff, and he's only 11 days old, also I noticed some praise from Chiefjustice. - [14:24 7 August 2010] TheYetTalk
  • Symbol for vote All the cool kids are doing it. And I'm honored. Leutnant Herr Thatdamnedfollowspot 17:25 Saturday, August 7, 2010
  • Symbol for vote He joined in 2010, which is obviously not 2005. Methamphetamine Was Here (21:00 08-7-2010)
  • Symbol for vote Hell Yes This guy is awesome, and for an eleven day old noob he's already writing fantastic stuff. --Some Idiot Image002 22:12, August 7, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote The rest of my partial for. Assuming I can do that. Anyhow, what a promising little nooblet... I may have to go give it a hug soon. ~ Lyrithya sig daji Apheori *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100808 - 04:22 (UTC)
    • FINE! Full for, since some fool had to go and mess up my carefully calculated partial one... *grumble mumble mutter mutter mumble* ~ Pointy (talk) (stalk) -- 20100830 - 04:38 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. Seems the most enthusiastic new users. Not sure that voting for yourself is the done thing here (unlike articles). If not, have my vote as a replacement. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 11:57, August 10, 2010 (UTC)
    You can definitely vote for yourself here, see the rules and such, above. I voted for myself when I won. —PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! WHORE MafiaHatBlack Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [13:28 10 August 2010]
    I hadn't seen it done before. I have seen people vote against themselves so I guess there is no rule about voting for yourself on the grounds of modesty - false or otherwise.--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 13:36, August 10, 2010 (UTC)
    Under eligibility requirements: "You can vote for yourself, but you can't nominate yourself.". —PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! WHORE MafiaHatBlack Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [21:07 10 August 2010]
    People vote for themselves all the time. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 05:27, August 15, 2010 (UTC)
    Every time I vote for myself an angel gets its wings. Aleister 18:10 24 8
  • Symbol for vote Not rc and a good user. MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png 16px-HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png 16px-ChekhovSig.png16px-JapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUN[13:03 24 Aug 2010]
  • Symbol for vote For. A good guy, and very active on the site. Aleister 14:20 24 8
  • Symbol for vote For. To break the tie. Also, he's active on VFD, which is always good. Saberwolf116 02:59, August 30, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. A promising new user. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 23:28, August 30, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. Seriously, don't let Rcmurphy beat a promising new user like this, it would be like Nazism... somehow. --ChiefjusticePSX 07:48, August 31, 2010 (UTC)
    • There's no law against them tying, you know (or Rcmurphy winning). --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 08:59, August 31, 2010 (UTC)
    Chief kicks TKF in the Rcmurphies. --ChiefjusticePSX 21:41, August 31, 2010 (UTC)

edit Rcmurphy (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +9
In that case i should have won last month! GAAAAAAHH --Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 13:54, August 19, 2010 (UTC)

edit September

edit Writer of the Month

edit Maniac1075 (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +2
  • Nomination. When it comes to making middle-high to high quality and high profile articles in bulk, this guy's got a resume that would make One-eyed Jack blush. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 02:33, September 1, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote Yes Yeah, he has written a SHITLOAD of articles, after UN:PSing a few of his articles. Most of them are good. Fudgemobile 04:21, September 1, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote Yes He be cool!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 19:34, Sep 3
    Symbol for vote Spiritual, ah, Demonic, For It's a real (was going to link to Living Hell but it doesn't exist) joy to read or proof or vomit-followed-by-bedrest some of his hundreds of pages--over 40 from requested articles alone. One of our finest writers, and I'm proud to have blown him for a couple of Ritz crackers. Aleister 16:51 3 9

edit Mrthejazz (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +12
WAkka wakka wakka! It's Mrthejazz... a case not yet solved. 21:23, September 1, 2010 (UTC)
  • Got robbed last month. By a dirty theif who won't give it back. --Black Flamingo 18:04, September 1, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote Fuck yeah! <3 Mrthejazz!!!! Love, Ethine sig 
  • Symbol for vote For. I love these other guys, and they be long overdue for this cup of spud (as are Skinfan and SPIKE!), yet Jazzman is playing the right notes the last couple of months on a great hot streak and deserves this with a ribbon tied-'round it. Aleister 16:38 3 9
  • Symbol for vote For not just Beige in August, but for a flurry of activity in the past few months and his tenure at Uncyclopedia at large, a legacy that has been providing us with tone-evoking masterpieces that have taught us everything from how to staple toast to a wall to how to be enthusiastic like a certain typecast actor, and in the process teaching us some of humanity's greatest lessons: whether that meant exploring the surprising depth of human-mannequin relations or imparting a harrowing account of one of the greatest human tragedies: getting pushed into bananas in Mario Kart.. --MEEPsigKUN VFH POTM VFP(IMAGESTALK) 23:04, September 4, 2010 (UTC)
  • For. He writes great pieces. Not just good, mind you, great pieces. Necropaxx (T) {~} Saturday, 23:27, Sep 4 2010
Yeah, like this! It's Mrthejazz... a case not yet solved. 02:42, September 5, 2010 (UTC)
Exactly like that. Necropaxx (T) {~} Saturday, 07:06, Sep 11 2010
  • For. Jazzy is one of the few Uncyclopedians who consistently displays a really good understanding of absurdism in his work. Viva la Jazz! -RAHB 05:26, September 16, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100925 - 21:01 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. --Matfen 22:43, September 25, 2010 (UTC)

edit Funnybony (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +4
  • Nom To get him in the que again. Funnybony has written (avert your eyes, noobies) over 250 articles, almost every one of very good quality. He has one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight feature articles, and (you can open your eyes, noobies) he polishes many of his pages for months at a time to get them in the shape he and others appreciate. A backbone of UnNews and HowTo's, Funnybony rides his magic keyboard like most of us ride a $50 hooker. Aleister 11:41 1 9
  • For. Writes some great stuff.--Sycamore (Talk) 12:11, September 1, 2010 (UTC)
  • For. Funnybony keeps on writing and even if you don't vote for his articles, he doesn't take it personally..well at least not yet! --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 18:01, September 1, 2010 (UTC)
  • For. It's impossible for me to say why one of these writers deserves this award more than any others, but I have to give a huge shout of approval for Funnybony. The level of determination to work on a piece again and again until he's happy with it and then move on to next next is applaudable, as is the sheer volume of his work. Kudos.                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Saturday, 23:58, Sep 4 2010 UTC
  • For. My vote goes to this man. SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME 20:59, September 16, 2010 (UTC)

edit Cap'n Ben (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 1 pirate

edit Anybody but <insert name here> (TalkContribs (del) • EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all) • LogsGroups • Checkuser)

Score: -1
  • Nom + For. Has been, and will always be awesome. Just vote yes. I no longer like <insert name here>. Disregard. It's Mrthejazz... a case not yet solved. 04:10, September 1, 2010 (UTC)
Why am I nominated here, I haven't even written an article and why don't you like me? Fudgemobile 04:15, September 1, 2010 (UTC)
OOOH, I get it lolz Fudgemobile 04:17, September 1, 2010 (UTC)
  • This does seem a rather strange place for this... but hell with it. I was going to vote for that grey fellow who won't change his signature, but... he nominated this. So Symbol for vote For. ~ Pointy (talk) (stalk) -- 20100901 - 04:23 (UTC)
    • Actually, I may want to vote on an actual person at some point. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100913 - 01:36 (UTC)
  • Symbol against vote Against. I do not like the way this guy writes. Besides, he is very annoying. --Some_idiot.png 06:08, September 1, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol comment vote Ha ha, USERNAME is funny. Why do people still nominate USERNAME in votes?! Seriously. MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png 16px-HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png 16px-ChekhovSig.png16px-JapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUN[14:31 1 Sep 2010]
Because they can? ~ Pointy (talk) (stalk) -- 20100901 - 16:00 (UTC)
You're utterly and completely correct. It was terrible of me to use USERLINK when it's been so overused. I suppose I should have been more mindful of the response I was generating. I'm a stupid, terrible cunt. (Kills self). I didn't nominate USERNAME, I nominated <insert name here>! It's Mrthejazz... a case not yet solved. 21:34, September 1, 2010 (UTC)
Oy! Don't do that! If you kill yourself, how are you supposed get writer o'the month, eh? And besides, are our WotMs these days really so unimaginative? That'd seem a mite odd.
Oh. Still, don't you dare lose this time. ~ Pointy (talk) (stalk) -- 20100901 - 21:38 (UTC)
  • Symbol comment vote Okay, let's clear something up. Why am I here again? Who are you goddamn lunatics!? AMRadioHits 06:56, September 4, 2010 (UTC)
We're people who somewhat overuse the {{username}} template. Just shows the name of the person reading it, you know? ~ Pointy (talk) (stalk) -- 20100904 - 07:04 (UTC)

edit All of the above (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem- lst-all)Logs • Checkuser)

Score: +0 soldiers, riders, and ghetto survivors
That includes you. ~ Pointy (talk) (stalk) -- 20100902 - 05:09 (UTC)

edit Uncyclopedian of the Month

edit Count of Monkey Crisco (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +7.5
  • Nom + For. As per last month, this guy is awesome and has had this coming for too long. He's been quietly doing lots of work in lots of areas for lots of months, particularly VFD. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 02:36, September 1, 2010 (UTC)
  • Agreed. --Black Flamingo 17:30, September 1, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 15:14, September 3, 2010 (UTC)
Oh god, Romartus voted *for* something. Holy carp. Love, Ethine sig 
Yes shocking news..that's why I voted twice here before I realised I had done so in error! --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 18:31, September 7, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For.--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 19:39, Sep 3
  • Symbol for vote For. After my failure to nominate the Count some months ago, this award should be his. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 18:28, September 7, 2010 (UTC) I thought the earlier vote hadn't been registered. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 18:30, September 7, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. per above. --Mn-z 03:55, September 11, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. Since I don't vote for assholes--an excellent example is the guy below--and since after working on categories, and seeing how tedious it is, I am totally impressed with Count's amazing work on files (and VFD!), and, since he's deserved this award for a long time, my vote lands here with appreciation of his great contributions to our shared playground. Aleister 1:28 22 9
  • Symbol for vote For. Because they both deserve it, and because I can try to hope this might end in a tie. Because that would just be awesome. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100927 - 03:46 (UTC)
Let's see if I can get really lucky... make that a partial for! +.5 for the Count. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100930 - 23:47 (UTC)

edit Aleister in Chains (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +7.5

edit Noob of the Month

edit S3ahawk (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 4 invalid votes
  • Symbol for vote Invalid nom and Symbol for vote Six thumbs up How did we miss this guy???!!! He came in July, and has kicked out the jams ever since. Noobish still, so I will nom and vote for this legally invalid nom so you can look at his stuff and see what a motivated and creative noob can do. Six thumbs up. Aleister 22:00 10 9
  • Invalid, obviously.--HM (T) 22:15, September 10, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote Invalid for. If we're doing invalid things here, why not? Leutnant Herr Thatdamnedfollowspot 22:19 Friday, September 10, 2010
    Especially since you already voted.--HM (T) 22:22, September 10, 2010 (UTC)
  • Invalid nomination --ChiefjusticePSX 22:21, September 10, 2010 (UTC)
  • Invalid for MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 11:18, September 21, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote Invalid for. This guy invalidly deserves this invalid award. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100925 - 00:25 (UTC)

edit Spam Man (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 2 edible awards
  • Symbol comment vote Comment. Invalid nom, no? Hasn't made any articles or images. Today's bout of attempting to counter everything Happymonkey does brought to you by: ~ Pointy (talk) (stalk) -- 20100905 - 20:36 (UTC)
    Yeah, you're right. Only one image (probably not original) and no articles to speak of, soo....--HM (T) 22:17, September 10, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. Possibly a sockpuppet, but he is still a funny guy (and in saying 'funny', I mean 'strange').--Some_idiot.png (CUN) 00:09, September 9, 2010 (UTC)

edit Bighead (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 2
After some careful thought, I have decided to change my vote. Or something.Leutnant Herr Thatdamnedfollowspot 00:31 Tuesday, September 21, 2010
I don't think so. Some other guy won. Leutnant Herr Thatdamnedfollowspot 03:24 Tuesday, September 14, 2010
  • Symbol comment vote Comment. This fellow had hope about him. He should return and actualise that hope. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100925 - 00:29 (UTC)

edit Tonillero (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 4
  • Nom. This new user has a fantastic article already, and he seems like a promising new user. Plus, he's active on VFD. Leutnant Herr Thatdamnedfollowspot 04:00 Thursday, September 16, 2010
  • Symbol for vote Fuck yeah! Noticed this guy on recent changes tonight, and he has edit summaries. Sexy, sexy edit summaries. Love, Ethine sig 
  • Symbol for vote Well then. This is who my new vote goes to. Such a promising young noob! Leutnant Herr Thatdamnedfollowspot 00:34 Tuesday, September 21, 2010
  • Symbol for vote For. A very promising individual, indeed. He deserves our encouragement, not that he needs it. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100925 - 00:26 (UTC)
  • Symbol comment vote Comment. Thanks for the nom. Besides salsa (music), I could use some advice on blowing (life into) my stub (article). —Tonillero (hecklestalk) 22:32, September 27, 2010 (UTC)
        -- Done. Happytimes
  • Symbol for vote For. He came, he stayed, he conquered, at least he done good. Nice work. Aleister 1:59 30 9

edit Rcmurphy (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 3 boobs
  • Nom. Spirit of competition and whatnot. I don't actually care enough to vote, though. Yet. ~ Pointy (talk) (stalk) -- 20100905 - 02:20 (UTC)
  • ajhfvsdjhf bahjkf Explode fire Explode fireNeon Green Hammer And Sickle - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBExplode fireCUNExplode fireVFHExplode fireWhoringExplode fireMore Whoring Explode fireat00:18, Thursday 09 September 2010 - Neon Green Hammer And SickleExplode fireExplode fire
  • Got robbed --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 05:09, September 9, 2010 (UTC)
  • What a fucking noob. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 04:34, September 16, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol comment vote Comment. Didn't Rcmurphy just win last month? I know I'm missing something but I don't know what. --John Lydon 13:02, September 21, 2010 (UTC)
Nope, although it was close, the guy who just changed his vote and put Rcmurphy in the lead did. Strange move, that. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100921 - 14:33 (UTC)

edit Happytimes (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 5

edit October

edit Writer of the Month

edit Funnybony (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 17
  • Symbol for vote Nomf'r Even with over 260 articles and a nillion (twelve) feature pages, maybe Funnybony's main Uncy asset is setting an example for the rest of us on HowTo polish favorite pages--among other things. He works on many of his close-to-the-heart articles for weeks, months, and even years (literally) to either perfect them or run them into the ground. A key bony in the spine of UnNews and HowTo's, Funnybony is probably writing or reporting on something at this very minute. He crazy that boy. Aleister 10:00 1 10
  • Symbol for vote For. After all the work he's put into all his articles, I think that he deserves it more than anybody.--Sirrah CatshirE Chess the Striker2117 14:17, October 1, 2010 (UTC)
  • For. It's felt rare for quite a while that someone has come along and really deserved this award. Funnybony deserves this.--Sycamore (Talk) 14:58, October 1, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. I agree with the above statements 100%. Plus, he's nice to talk to. --John Lydon 15:55, October 1, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For.. Funnybony is the only contributor here who has lead a very different life to the rest of us so we should be grateful he has been so productive on this website. A definite and very worthy contender for this award. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 00:58, October 3, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. No need to explain this dude torally deserves this Sir ACROLO KUNFPWAOTMFA •(SPAM) 08:39, October 6, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. Hardest working man in show business --Sog1970 13:50, October 18, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. Shazam, bing-bang-pow. Explode fire Explode fireNeon Green Hammer And Sickle - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBExplode fireCUNExplode fireVFHExplode fireWhoringExplode fireMore Whoring Explode fireat22:43, Monday 18 October 2010 - Neon Green Hammer And SickleExplode fireExplode fire
  • Yes. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 23:10, October 18, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote Because. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101018 - 23:25 (UTC)
  • Jack Dempsey. Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 03:35, October 19, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol against vote Against. So they don't win with a total of 15 votes with no other nominations:) Gen. Fudgem0bile No razor. Rip your pubes out. 03:43, October 19, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. A most excellent writer. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 11:11, October 19, 2010 (UTC)
  • The funniest bony there is. --Black Flamingo 12:13, October 19, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. He deserves this. --Mimo 11:59, October 21, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote Funny and bony too. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:39, 22 October 2010
  • For. I remember when he started, and seeing him getting frustrated while he worked the site out and found his voice. But since he found his feet, he's settled down to pump out real quality, and it's a real pleasure to have him around. Keep it up, FB! --UU - natter UU Manhole 18:55, Oct 22
  • For. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 15:36, October 27, 2010 (UTC)
  • Massive Revelationto the site. --Matfen 20:18, October 27, 2010 (UTC)

edit Uncyclopedian of the Month

edit Lyrithya (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 5 people voting for someone who wishes they'd go vote for someone else instead
  • Smite lightning Nom & For! I can't hit a talk page or forum without seeing this one leave behind something that at least makes me grin. (Also, because this user helped tie up UOTM last time around.) And, erm, they're a fine writer as well, & stuff.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  02 Oct 2010 ~ 01:57 (UTC)
  • What?! NO! *bonks Happytimes* BAD! *chases him out with a frying pan* BAD! BAD! ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101002 - 02:28 (UTC)
       What?!? you alwayses generally making it tidy 'round here. Who's wit me? Happytimes
           Oh, really? Then name one thing I've done. One thing to make it tidy... seriously, there isn't anything, now is there? Pointy
    Spreaded out the graphics on African American last night. So there--and, thank you! Spıke ¬ 10:09 18-Oct-10
  • Symbol for vote For. As per Happytimes and the large amount of data that has been attached to my talkpage. Leutnant Herr Thatdamnedfollowspot 22:26 Wednesday, October 13, 2010
I appreciate the sentiment, but you must agree there are others who deserve it much more... ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101013 - 23:11 (UTC)

edit SPIKE (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 13
  • Nom and probable for. I am bemused that apparently this guy hasn't gotten this yet... he does all these useful things and stuff. Like saving articles from VFD and audio stuff and who knows what else; I really haven't been paying attention. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101005 - 23:48 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. Lyrithya is right, SPIKE has been everywhere lately, upholding our news department, saving pages on VFD, kicking butt on talk pages and VFD and other pages (seriously, he kicks butt! He's been kicking mine so much that I've put in an iron plate, and don't feel it, but I feel a slight vibration which alerts me to his presence). SPIKE should also get Writer of the Month, so maybe this could be a one month UotM and next month WotM sweep. And Lyrithya for UotM soon! Soon I begs ya! Aleister 00:32 6 10
  • Symbol for vote For. Spike hasn't been afraid to stand up for what he believes in. Some other users don't like it but I think that is the best attitude to adopt here.--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 19:32, October 6, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. Logic like this only comes around once in awhile so I'm changing my vote.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  07 Oct 2010 ~ 02:57 (UTC)
Yay! Pointy
  • Ja. --Black Flamingo 10:58, October 12, 2010 (UTC)
  • For. Reverting one vandal doesn't make you UOTM... SPIKE's been working for much, much longer.--HM (T) 19:03, October 16, 2010 (UTC)
Hey! You didn't need to say that. You could have just voted for him, instead of making a jab at me. --Tophat headless 23:37, October 18, 2010 (UTC)
I didn't make a jab at you, I made a jab at your nomination. HM
  • Symbol for vote Yeah, so... I've decided. Definitely for. The guy's amazing. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101016 - 19:22 (UTC)
  • For: This guy does good stuffs. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 20:06, October 18, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. I'm surprised we hasn't won this yet. --Mn-z 21:02, October 18, 2010 (UTC)
    Ah, but I had never before nominated for deletion the linch-pin of a tangle of templates, won the vote, and then had to beg for my achievement to be reversed. Spıke ¬ 21:16 18-Oct-10
    I call that evidence that you care. Which is why you're getting this. *beams* ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101018 - 23:34 (UTC)
  • For Continuously helpful. Knows when to say 'recall' or 'recalls'. I still don't understand it. mAttlobster. (hello) 19:12, October 21, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. Because he hasn't won it yet. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:36, 22 October 2010
  • Symbol for vote For. Because he's Spike!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 19:24, Oct 22
  • Symbol for vote Alarmingly Overdue --Matfen 20:20, October 27, 2010 (UTC)

edit Magic man (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 4
  • Symbol for vote Nom and for. For all the reverted vandalism that he/she/it did, they have worked/working through over 150 pages of blanking and vandalism. Gen. Fudgem0bile No razor. Rip your pubes out. 03:53, October 12, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. Because he reverted me many times and never gave up. 189.239.53.190 04:39, October 13, 2010 (UTC) Vote stricken, vandals don't get a say. --ChiefjusticePSX 16:55, October 15, 2010 (UTC)
I'm all around impressed. A rival paying tribute to his equal, very Knightly. And not the Kiera kind, the olden days kind. Aleister 11:07 13 10

Wait why doesn't he/she get a say? --Tophat headless 02:56, October 16, 2010 (UTC)

Racism. We're racist against vandals here. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101016 - 03:05 (UTC)
yep that must be it... But really he/she is just as good as any of us! now... --Tophat headless 03:13, October 16, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. I've always liked this guy.--Some_idiot.png (CUN) 02:40, October 17, 2010 (UTC)

edit Noob of the Month

edit Mimo&maxus (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 5
  • Symbol for vote Nomo&forus Mimo&maxus has done a really good job since he got here from the Greek uncy. A guy who can send all of us some free premo Olive Oil, m&m has uploaded some quality pics, added them to appropriate articles, written pages, and has done lots of edits. Prior to kicking in within eligable time he created a small user page with a link to his Greek uncy, something I wouldn't even count as an edit but as a placeholder. I've been following his short but productive career here, and he's for real. Aleister 18:25 19 10
  • Symbol for vote For. Seen him voting on the VFH forum so I will go along with Aleister's nom. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 00:24, October 24, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote Certainly. I have decided I like this fellow. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101025 - 13:07 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. I didn't know that I can vote my self. ----M&M (also known as Mimo&maxus) What do you want? Wanna see my balls? 10:10, October 30, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. I am in for this one.   The* Lordarcadiansig (say shit) (My train wrecks) Π   ~  17:41, October 31, 2010 (UTC)

edit Secret Agent (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 0 fellows found in a tree
  • Nom. I found another one! This guy's also new (joined a couple of hours ago) and has also written an article (not sure if it's any good, but if it doesn't get deleted, good enough), so... whee. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101019 - 01:08 (UTC)

edit Valdimir (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 1 actual noobs
  • Nom. This user is actually a noob, seems to actually be trying, and actually wrote an article, even though it's currently in his userspace. But still... ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101018 - 15:40 (UTC)
  • Conditional For on the condition that he/she works on proper noob training. Otherwise, that userspace article did make me laugh a few times. Explode fire Explode fireNeon Green Hammer And Sickle - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBExplode fireCUNExplode fireVFHExplode fireWhoringExplode fireMore Whoring Explode fireat19:20, Monday 18 October 2010 - Neon Green Hammer And SickleExplode fireExplode fire

edit Rcmurphy (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: <math>\frac{-b \pm \sqrt {b^2-4ac}}{2a} rcmurphy
Did you copy Happytimes' sig colour? Gen. Fudgem0bile No razor. Rip your pubes out. 05:34, October 20, 2010 (UTC)
Yes, that's exactly what he copied. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:04, 23 October 2010

edit November

edit Writer of the Month

edit Romartus (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 10 lengthy affairs
  • Nom. Actually, I meant to nom him for UotM, but for some reason didn't realise I was on this page instead, and actually... this works too. He's a damn good writer, after all; just tends not to parade it around like a lot of folks here. Naw, this lovely fellow takes the time to flesh things out and fix them up and make them impeccable, not just creating as many folks do, but more often collaborating and especially generally helping others' articles just be better, regardless of how little credit folks tend to get for that kind of thing around here. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101101 - 07:31 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. WTF? He hasn't won this yet? He has many featurable pages, has written many others, has collabed with people to produce great articles for which he wanted no credit, and so much more. Whenever someone needs a historical addition on their page they go to Romartus. Can't praise him enough here, so I'll quit trying, and just say Yay! Aleister 12:25 1 11
  • Symbol for vote For. Per above. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:44, 1 November 2010
  • Symbol for vote For. Per WTF? He hasn't won this yet?--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 13:50, Nov 1
  • For. Even if it is just for Lord Dalhousie;)--Sycamore (Talk) 14:03, November 3, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. Has had some long deserved recognition on VFH and deserves a bit more. --Sog1970 20:54, November 8, 2010 (UTC)
  • For. ~Jewriken.GIF 16:45, November 14, 2010 (UTC)
  • I'm surprised more people haven't voted on this. --Black Flamingo 17:49, November 15, 2010 (UTC)
  • Some of us are lazy and put it off toward the end of the month. Anyhow, for. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101122 - 03:06 (UTC)
  • For. He follows form, he follows all the rules. -- Style Oranssiviiva Guide 06:47, November 25, 2010 (UTC)
  • Fake Against. He once made Googly eyes at my wife. It's Mrthejazz... a case not yet solved. 14:04, November 25, 2010 (UTC)

edit SPIKE (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 0
  • Symbol for vote Not a nom (I love when SPIKE does that). SPIKE deserves this award like Cher deserved Sonny, like Cola deserved Coca. He's so good and so proficient that we tend to overlook his work in the newsroom and on saving articles from VFD with total rewrite after total rewrite. Plus his collab's which go unrecognized and uncredited. And more. An extremely hard pick between him and Romartus, who go together like Sonny and Cher, like Asia and Euroasia, like. . . Aleister 12:30 1 11
  • Symbol keep vote Hypothetical For. Hypothetical because it's not a nom. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:44, 1 November 2010
  • Symbol keep vote This isn't a nom either. Yay! drama within the Newsroom! You have often seen me call on Romartus (nominated above) for help tugging an article in new directions or for his panoramic knowledge of history and culture, in exchange for which I provide a vital clerical post-edit. Have you read our best collabs, Hmor and Jam Jesus? Spıke ¬ 12:47 1-Nov-10
  • Symbol for vote For. Spike deserves this award as he has rescued so many sick puppies out of the VFD pound and turned them into Uncyclopedian greyhounds...well, at least got them back on four paws and happily padding around this website. That is as important as celebrating original works in my view. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 13:01, November 1, 2010 (UTC)
    Romartus's very British vote for the other guy is, alas, invalid, as there never was an actual nomination. He should win by acclamation. Spıke ¬ 00:03 28-Nov-10
  • Hmm... this guy's good, too. I may wind up voting for him, even. I may also wind up not voting for him, of course. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101102 - 00:59 (UTC)

edit Uncyclopedian of the Month

edit Lyrithya (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 16 people who will probably be hit with a frying pan sometime this month
  • Symbol for vote Nom & Symbol for vote For. Guardaviewer has served his one purpose; to write and write and write Until the Cows Come Home. He has mantained the art of literal brilliance, butted heads with excellent comedic elements, and has generally put the rest of Uncyclopedian users to shame. For this, I bless him.user:Guardaviewer/signature
    What? ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101124 - 15:58 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote Nom & Symbol for vote For. Lyrithya has done it all. Helped everyone, befriended everyone, has brought the playfulness of the site up at least three notches, and has added things to pages which help them become features over and over again, etc. etc. I'd better run out of here after this nom, or I'll be whacked on the head with a frying pan. /runs away and hides Aleister 12:53 1 11
    Also: seems never to sleep, and has a faster trigger finger than I. Twice in the last week I've gone to roll back prolific vandals only to find she's on top of the situation. Most of us see only the notorious indecision and not the behind-the-scenes hard work. Spıke ¬ 12:59 1-Nov-10
    Actually, I just tend to come on Uncyclopedia while asleep. It makes me seem more active than I am, but also has the unfortunate side effect in which I don't generally remember any of it when I wake up. On that note, who are you, again? ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101102 - 03:30 (UTC)
    Wait... is this why you've been hiding from me today, Aleister? Oh, blimey... I'm not going to hit you with a frying pan, okay? You can relax. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101102 - 03:30 (UTC)
  • Lyrithya is one of those rare users who contributes to virtually every part of the site, whether it's VFH, VFP, PEEING, recent changes and all those other things no one else bothers with. He's been the only person helping me with the pee queue for the last month or so. Plus, I don't think there's a user_talk page in existence that isn't littered with his witty ramblings. Rather strong for. --Black Flamingo 13:12, November 1, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. I have decided. I like this fellow. I can't remember who said this before...mmm...It was probably some kind of pervert----M&M (also known as Mimo&maxus) What do you want? Wanna see my balls? 13:30, November 1, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. and For and For.=3 more votes, right?--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 17:04, Nov 1
    "That's *three* for you and *one, two, three* for me." --Three Stooges? Bowery Boys? Spıke ¬ 17:10 1-Nov-10
  • Symbol for vote For. Lyrithya is here, there and everywhere - and all in a good cause. No one can ask for me but we should give her this award. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 17:29, November 1, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote yams! For all the edits, always editing my articles, and everyone else's articles by the looks of it (Note: Lyrithya is a boy now?) Gen. Fudgem0bile No razor. Rip your pubes out. 22:43, November 1, 2010 (UTC)
    I'll be whatever you want me to be, love. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101102 - 03:30 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. another vote for the elf/cat -- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 04:06, November 2, 2010 (UTC)
  • For. Lyrithya is crazy. But in a good way. Like the sort way where somebody doesn't sleep for a couple days. And instead they just watch Recent Changes all the time. And talk to everyone in IRC. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 04:39, November 2, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. --Tophat headless 13:04, November 2, 2010 (UTC)
  • For.--Sycamore (Talk) 13:08, November 2, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol comment vote Comment. I hate you all. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101102 - 13:30 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. Because she doesn't hate me! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:39, 2 November 2010
    I do now. *whithering glare* ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101102 - 14:23 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. --Matfen 19:33, November 2, 2010 (UTC)
  • Sure! - Helpful. These young'ns make me feel old in the good kind of non-grumpy way... ^_^ -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 19:52, 2 Nov
  • Absolutely - Don't believe her when she tells you she is useless, it's a cake. --ChiefjusticePSX 20:04, November 2, 2010 (UTC)
  • The Edit Count Is 2 Damn High Explode fire Explode fireNeon Green Hammer And Sickle - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBExplode fireCUNExplode fireVFHExplode fireWhoringExplode fireMore Whoring Explode fireat20:58, Thursday 04 November 2010 - Neon Green Hammer And SickleExplode fireExplode fire
  • Symbol neutral vote Abstain. User has shown no signs of improvment since being concieved in the backseat of my girlfriend's car, but then again I haven't been here for the past four months. So instead I'll just be a useless fuck and abstain. —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 06:25, 8 November 2010 (UTC)
    Pelargonium, I love you. *huggle* ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101108 - 06:40 (UTC)
    WTF Lyrithya? What are you? A masochist? --M&M (also known as Mimo&maxus) What do you want? Wanna see my balls? 09:23, November 8, 2010 (UTC)
    Maybe. Or perhaps Aleister is right; I'm actually the sockpuppet of about ten other users. Would that not explain everything? ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101108 - 13:28 (UTC)
    Sockpuppet? More of a Sockhamster. The sockpuppet thing came from a couple of others, I just played with it. But Paizuri abstained because he is a sockpuppet, of HELPME's I believe. Aleister 11:37 12 11
  • Symbol for vote For.hi there O_o?--Legocat 11:09, November 12, 2010 (UTC)
    ...hi? Hello. I'm Fred. Who are you? ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101112 - 14:17 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. Good user, that one. Ajraddatz Talk 15:23, November 13, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. I don't think Lyr sleeps, everywhere I go, it's already haunted by a Lyrithya. Are we sure there aren't six of them? -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 15:19, 24 Nov
    Luvvy, you already voted. Although I appreciate the sentiment... sort of. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101124 - 15:58 (UTC)
    Darn. Ah well... I did say I'm old. And grumpy. So I guess dementia is part of the package... GET OFF MY YOGHURT RAISINS YOU TWERP! -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 16:45, 24 Nov
    *hastily passes the bag of raisins over* ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101124 - 17:06 (UTC)
    I knew it! The puppy's stealing them for you! I knew she was working for someone... /me wanders off afk to give the doggie another raisin... -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 17:29, 24 Nov
    Are you... erm... you do realise you're effectively rewarding unwanted behaviour, doing that, right? ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101124 - 17:35 (UTC)
    No I'm not. There's a difference between begging, asking nicely and outright stomp-on-Luvvy-and-get-the-baggy-from-behind-her-stealing. I encourage the "ask nicely" bit. -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 17:45, 24 Nov
  • Symbol for vote For. I was going to nom her myself, but ah well, there's always UotY -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 17:38, November 26, 2010 (UTC)

edit Romartus (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 1 overly exacting whatmabobbers
  • Nom. So, I know I already nominated him for WotM, but this is what I meant to do, for pretty much the reasons I listed on that one except with a lot less emphasis on the writing bits and a lot more emphasis on how gosh-darned helpful this guy is. Seriously, it's crazy. He's always willing to give input or help fix things up, and won't even sugar-coat it before reality. It's this honesty that makes his votes so worthwhile, too; he'll only vote for or against things if he thinks they actually deserve it, which I really wish more people would do, and which makes it so much more meaningful when he does vote for something. Which is also why I'm kind of scared that he voted for me here. Erm... ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101102 - 03:30 (UTC)
  • And Symbol for vote For. *grumbles irritably* ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101115 - 03:24 (UTC)

edit Happytimes (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 0 dancing bananas
  • Nom. Because apparently I was going to nominate him before and then forgot, although right now I can't remember why. But I must have had a good reason; he's Happytimes. Just kidding; I actually love the feller. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101102 - 03:30 (UTC)
    Symbol for vote Spiritual For, like a ghost voting but one who doesn't have the ectoplasm to mark the ballot He has the Right Stuff! He's got Game! And one of our finest and best users. Did you know he wrote the third holy law? Did you? Iz true. Aleister 13:09 2 11

edit Noob of the Month

edit Putthatknifedown (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 8 bloodied appendages
  • Nom. This fellow's so promising, I just had to nominate him behind his adopter's back. *whistles innocently and dashes off* ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 13:19, November 3, 2010 (UTC)
  • For. I think I'm funny I'm just voting myself because I can is that OK? I'm to stop writing NOW ok stop writing NOW dam it STOP User:Putthatknifedown 3/11 14:35 (UTC)
  • Maybe Nom. I would say For but the most of your edits were made on your userpage so... --M&M (also known as Mimo&maxus) What do you want? Wanna see my balls? 12:52, November 4, 2010 (UTC)--
  • Symbol for vote For. Worth a vote for the name alone.--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 22:48, November 10, 2010 (UTC)
  • For. This guy has potential; I like him. --Black Flamingo 12:50, November 11, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. It's a for --M&M (also known as Mimo&maxus) What do you want? Wanna see my balls? 15:01, November 21, 2010 (UTC)
  • We-ell... alright. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101122 - 07:35 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. If that shifty-eyes person has signed on, I'll be complacent. Writer is trying hard, is having fun, and is dodging bullets and getting so many good users helping in polishing his pages that he must have a magic rock or mystical beans or something. Aleister 1:40 27 11
  • Symbol for vote For. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:58, 29 November 2010
  • Symbol for vote For. --ChiefjusticePSX 21:18, November 30, 2010 (UTC)

edit Secret Agent (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 1 Illogicopedians
  • Symbol for vote Nom and for. This Illogicopedian seeks to learn the way of Uncyclopedia, or some such. I say we kidnap him and lock him in a small room and feed him newts. Or... wait, that doesn't even make any sense, does it? Perhaps I've been spending a little too much time over there, myself... ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101102 - 20:46 (UTC)
  • Symbol comment vote Comment. What exactly is Illogicpedia? Also I searched for User:Secret Agent and I didn't find anyone. --M&M (also known as Mimo&maxus) What do you want? Wanna see my balls? 12:56, November 4, 2010 (UTC)
    This is him on Illogicopedia. And that's Illogicopedia. It's really a lovely place, actually. It has... bananas! A bunch of us invaded recently, though. Guess it's only fair they invade us back... ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101104 - 13:19 (UTC)
  • Symbol comment vote Comment. I have an account on Illogicopedia. I don't think I'm any good. But I was here first. So... ya. --Tophat headless 14:39, November 4, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote Meh, for We can vote for ourselves. Pathetic, really. And I led the Illogicopedian invasion. You're welcome. And, I guess, uh, I can't think of anything else. --Colonel Sanders July 4, 1776
  • Symbol comment vote Comment. and Symbol for vote For. WTF? Did you just welcomed yourself? --M&M (also known as Mimo&maxus) What do you want? Wanna see my balls? 18:53, November 4, 2010 (UTC) How can you retire now? You just came. --M&M (also known as Mimo&maxus) What do you want? Wanna see my balls? 17:22, November 19, 2010 (UTC)
    Comment Congrats! You have three votes and, as of this writing, as many main space edits. Must be a record, and you should get some kind of template for this. Welcome, and thanks for invading us. Aleister 19:40 4 11
    How... illogical. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101104 - 19:44 (UTC)
    Comment Meh, I've been too lazy to do more mainspace edits. I'll get to some more eventually.--Secret Agent 00:50, November 5, 2010 (UTC)
    But ah, you've done an UnNews article or two. Very gooth. Aleister 1:01 5 11
  • Symbol comment vote Comment. User appears to have left. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101114 - 19:16 (UTC)

edit rcmurphy (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 5 bicentennial noobs
    1. Nomination and Foratude. rcmurphy is a such a huge a noob. why didn't he win this last month. he is the noobiest noob of all noobs. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 04:29, November 2, 2010 (UTC)
    2. For After winning last month with a score of +6 to Mimo&maxus's +5 and yet not being awarded my due, I'm starting to think that this whole contest isn't entirely legit. —rc (t) 09:19, November 2, 2010 (UTC)
    3. Nom I don't want to hear anything else about how fair was the last win. But, don't worry. I can understand how you feel. Poor rcmurphy. You live under my shadow. *evil laugh* Master of boastfulness, also known as Mimo&maxus
    4. Symbol for vote For. Yes, just yes. --Tophat headless 14:43, November 3, 2010 (UTC)
    5. Symbol for vote For. the noobiest noob in all of noobville-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 06:12, November 8, 2010 (UTC)

edit December

edit Writer of the Month

edit SPIKE (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 12
  • Symbol for vote Nom&Symbol for vote For. Those who know of Spike's work in the UnNews office, where his many many articles are legion, and are aware of his pen/computer machine being used to save pages on VFD by rewriting or fixing full articles, and of his uncredited assistance to writers needing help on their pages, no explanation for this nom is needed. To paraphrase Quentin Tarantino about Uma Thurman for her work in "Kill Bill", well, never mind, but it was good. Aleister 4:57 1 12 MMX
  • Oh good. I don't have to nominate him... love ya, Spike! *blows a kiss* ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101201 - 05:21 (UTC) And for. ~Pointy 15:53, December 13, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. If I hadn't got in the way, Spike would have had this award in November 2010. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 09:40, December 1, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. You bet!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 11:46, Dec 2
  • Symbol for vote For. SPIKE lurks about, orchestrating mayhem for UnNews and all concerned. In his spare time he cranks out consistently great UnNews and other namespace articles by the fistsful, intimidating some, delighting many and pissing me off because I wish I could write as well. Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 05:15, December 10, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote Fucking For Why go through a nomination? Just give him the prize right now, he deserves it.--If you're 555 then I'm Number of the Beast Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 23:08, December 15, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. I like his writing. TheDoor
  • Symbol for vote For. --M&M (christmas mood) Christmastrree 11:55, December 23, 2010 (UTC)
  • Another case of "it's about time". --Black Flamingo 12:10, December 23, 2010 (UTC)
  • 4 PoliszSir Ptok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj KUN 13:56, December 27, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote SPIKE! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:25, 27 December 2010
  • Symbol for vote For. SPIKE does a lot of work to keep the site filled with quality material. He writes for UnNews, saves stuff from VFD, and more! Order yours today! I am greatSoup? 23:55 27-Dec-10

edit Noob of the Month

edit rcmurphy (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 1 rcmurphy
  • Nomination. For. rcmurphy is suck a noob. He is the noobiest noob I've ever met and he shows no signs of improvement. No other noob has ever deserved this award more than that noob rcmurphy. What a noob. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 05:58, December 1, 2010 (UTC)
  • Nomination rejected. I appreciate the gesture, but I want to do this the right way. The nooby way. —rc (t) 01:05, December 2, 2010 (UTC)

edit rcmurphy (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +3 illegal nominations

edit Cat the Colourful (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 7 I see bright colors (and a large yak)
  • Nom s/he is a noob nuff said --PUTTYStab Pinata207 image 10:19, December 2, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. A promising Noob, has already worked on some edits and hasn't asked to be made an uncyclopedia administrator on day two. Everything is pointing true so far! --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 11:43, December 3, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. --Tophat headless 13:59, December 3, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. I didn't ask to be an administrator at day 2 too...can I be at day 3? Also nice noob. --M&M (also known as Mimo&maxus) What do you want? Wanna see my balls? 14:02, December 3, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. --PUTTYStab Pinata207 image 21:45, December 3, 2010 (UTC)

edit Bevanz (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 1 and a giant squid
  • How did we miss this guy? And the timing sucks - joined end of November, but come January it'd be too late. By, like, two days... *grumble mumble mutter mumble grumble* I forgot he was a noob. He is a noob, no? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 22:11, 27 December 2010
    Thanks Lyrithya :D I am greatSoup? 22:31 27-Dec-10
    I figured you should at least get a mention. Cheers. Now welcome to the ranks of the awesome who didn't get this! Hahah! 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 22:38, 27 December 2010
  • Symbol for vote For. "I forgot he was a noob" -- one of the best compliments that can be given to a noob. Bevanz feels like the real deal, and when January 1 rolls around he will have been here for 35 days instead of the "legal" 33. Hmmmmmm. Aleister 3:06 28 12
  • And I'll vote a giant squid on this guy. Huzzah. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 03:25, 28 December 2010
  • And I'll vote an Uga Buga on this guy. --M&M (christmas mood) Christmastrree 10:40, December 29, 2010 (UTC)

edit Fudgemobile (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 2 Peice of... Fudge.
  • Symbol for vote Nom + For He does soo much for uncyc. ICUs, QVFDs, BPs, and so much more! He was nominated to be Noob of the Month before, but he didn't get it. But he should've. --Tophat headless 02:48, December 2, 2010 (UTC)
  • Doesn't change the fact that he has now been here much too long. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101202 - 02:57 (UTC)

Damn... --Tophat headless 02:58, December 2, 2010 (UTC)

Lolz Gen. Fudgem0bile No razor. Rip your pubes out. 03:04, December 2, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For.Mimo&maxus gives fries and a for with this lulz --M&M (also known as Mimo&maxus) What do you want? Wanna see my balls? 12:16, December 2, 2010 (UTC)
  • This user is not eligible for this award. Nomination rejected. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 18:00, December 2, 2010 (UTC)
  • Not to sound rude or anything, but... We kinda figured that out already. Again, not trying to be rude or anything. --Tophat headless 00:04, December 3, 2010 (UTC)
    Well, someone did remove the strikethrough the first time, so... ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101203 - 00:06 (UTC)
    Now why the fuck would they do that? --Tophat headless 00:08, December 3, 2010 (UTC)

edit Uncyclopedian of the Month

edit Romartus (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 11 ounces of awesome
  • Nom, for whatever reasons I said before. They still apply. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101201 - 04:09 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. 4 He's a jolly good fellooowwww - which nobody can deny!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 11:54, Dec 2
  • Symbol for vote For. A longtime solid contributor, active in many areas and has a cute butt. Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 02:48, December 8, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. Has helped many people do many things. And even when he is a critic, bashing VFH pages with a baseball bat while giggling maniacly, he still often leaves behind valid criticisms which improve the pages when acted upon. Much more, but the story of Romartus reads like one of his vastly researched and stylistically interesting pages. Hail to ye, Romartus. Aleister 3:04 8 12
Cricket bat Aleister, as seen in Spinal Tap. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 09:03, December 8, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote Fucking For This bad ass mother fucker deserves this reward for all the good contributations he has done on Uncyclopedia, and if you disagree then suck my dick.--If you're 555 then I'm Number of the Beast Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 02:11, December 15, 2010 (UTC)
  • When I first arrived back in mid-2009, I was certain Romartus had already won this. That says it all really. --Black Flamingo 12:26, December 23, 2010 (UTC)
  • And for some reason I forgot to mention... for. Perhaps the fellow really is too obvious. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 15:32, 23 December 2010
  • Symbol for vote For. Obvious choice. --Sog1970 16:11, December 23, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote Seeing as he's the only one to vote for --Dancing dude Jammy Grue Jammy Dance 06:51, December 25, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. Per Aleister's "bashing VFH with a cricket bat". PoliszSir Ptok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj KUN 13:47, December 27, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. --M&M (christmas mood) Christmastrree 14:15, December 27, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote Weird For. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:30, 27 December 2010
  • Thanks everybody! I dont gonna be so noob to vote myself, but, an guestion from me: Have i done a "full" article? If i had done, i want to know, which of them is "full". They are full of shit, but im just interest... And pretty proud... (Ok, this thing actually made me feel like n00b...) Well, at your service, Cat the Colourful (Feed Me!!!)Leave me alone... Sleeping Cat
    As this hasn't been deleted, it might be the qualifier. I haven't actually read it, mind, but it does exist and thus I am throwing out the link. Looks like you might want to finish it, though. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 18:51, 7 December, 2010
  • Symbol for vote Not rc, I hear he's actually quite a well established user with a long running in joke of being extremely nooby, even though he is, in fact, quiet unnooby, relative to some other noobs, although, on the other hand, this noob in question is quite nooby, but to the extent of some of the noobiest of noobs, but more of a noob than rc, who is, in fact, not at all a noob, but an experienced user in the guise of a permanent noob, and as such, I therefore, do believe that this brightly adorned cat is the way forwards in terms of noobiness!PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! WHORE MafiaHatBlack Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [22:54 13 December 2010]
Indeed! —PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! WHORE MafiaHatBlack Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [16:55 14 December 2010]
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