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edit Writer of the Year

edit Guildensternenstein (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 6 Nazi Footballing Douches
  • Decisions Decisions. I was cought up between sog and guildy and how I wish I could vote twice, but my vote goes to guildy I guess... Sir ACROLO KUNFPWAOTMFA •(SPAM) 11:55, January 1, 2010 (UTC)
  • For. While I admire Sog1970 greatly for writing some great articles, and one of the first articles that I really enjoyed (and pee-reviewed...illegally), I'd have to give it to Guildmeister for writing tons of articles I really liked, most notably, The MGS series, Barack Obama's teleprompter, David Lynch, Quentin Tarantino, and Sergio Leone. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Matfen815 (talk • contribs)
  • 1/2 For As I'm split between two very worthy candidates, I'm giving half my vote here. Many laugh out loud moments, and one of the writers I find it hardest to review as everything he does is top notch before I get a look at it. Pup
    • I'm pretty sure you're not allowed to do that... -RAHB 00:54, January 5, 2010 (UTC)
    • Pick a horse. Just one. Yes, Uncyclopedians are horses. Whinny! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:09, January 5, 2010 (UTC)
      • For Okay, I'm giving a full vote to Guildy, because he came first in the alphabet. Pup
  • You have to. ~~Sir Fightstar Rocks! CUN 20:45, January 4, 2010 (UTC)

edit Hyperbole (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 23
  • Nom - one of the more talented writers I had the pleasure of encountering. Silly, drunk and somewhat handsome, makes him one hell of a writer. ~Jewriken.GIF 00:24, January 1, 2010 (UTC)...And For. He's an idiot. But he's our idiot. ~Jewriken.GIF 13:33, January 29, 2010 (UTC)
  • For In Spirit, since he's obviously won anyways. Heez mai heero. sausage lol 07:21, January 1, 2010 (UTC)
    Oy, Colin, choose one and stick with one - as Modus has said elsewhere, you can't split Uncyclopedians down the middle. Be unequivocal with your love, or don't love at all. Also, just because it took, like, more than two weeks to say this, doesn't make it any less valid. So there. --UU - natter UU Manhole 10:44, Jan 21
  • Symbol for vote Awww, I wanted to nominate him... Man you guys are fast!  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 07:42, 1 January 2010
  • Symbol for vote per above he has 33.5 featured articles, 35.5 if you include those written under sockpuppets and/or the influence of alcohol. --Mn-z 00:33, January 2, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote Yeah, what they said. One of my favorite writers.--You know what the music means... Our time is up. 02:26, January 2, 2010 (UTC)
  • Dear Sweet God Yes. -RAHB 13:00, January 2, 2010 (UTC)
  • Welp. I was torn between Hype and Sog for this as they're both deserving of the award. I gave my vote to Sog, but I wouldn't be upset to see Hype win either. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN15:36, 2 Jan
  • For --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 18:36, January 2, 2010 (UTC)
  • Yes. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 19:22, Jan 2
  • Symbol for vote At laaaaasst ♪...... My lo-oo-ove has come along ♫.......... IronLung 20:35, January 2, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote Strong for. Definitely one of the funniest people here. —Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!) 23:30, 2 January 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote Strong For. Due respect to Guildy and the rest, but Hype is one of the best things to happen to this site. Necropaxx (T) {~} Sunday, 01:04, Jan 3 2010
  • For. It's Hype. It has to be Hype - he knows funny, simple as that. Dragon Warrior is my favourite article of the year by a distance, and he's written so many of my favourite articles on this site that I can't vote for anyone else this year. Mhaille not having won this award is going to be Uncyc's equivalent of Hitchcock not getting the best Director Oscar; Guildy has had a stellar year; Sog delivers consistent quality; the other nominees are all excellent writers - but Hype has delivered more genuine laugh out loud moments than anyone else, and I salute him! --UU - natter UU Manhole 09:32, Jan 3
  • For. Gah. ☃☃☃☃☃☃☃☃ 12:34 January 4
  • Dig the golden endorsement. Let it be noted that I saw his greatness from very early on, and were I still slumming around here on a more-than-passive basis, I'm sure we would've written some great works together. However, as I have ascended, I'll just sum up my praise as such: Hyperbole gets it, presents it brilliantly, and makes me fucking laugh. Welcome to the executive lounge my friend; your monogrammed smoking jacket awaits you in the cigar parlour. --THINKER 03:19, January 5, 2010 (UTC)
  • Reluctant for. I had my Randomator randomly choose a writer to vote for and it chose Hyperbole, which is really unfortunate since it is widely known that he is the worst writer on the entire internets, ever. --S0.S0S.0S.0S0 04:11, January 8, 2010 (UTC)
  • For Great writer and very funny, but his greatest strength is that he comes up with great ideas and angles on the subjects he chooses. There were a few too many features last year that were very well written with great presentation and nicely laid out references that just weren't exciting, interesting or original; this man's are. mAttlobster. (hello) 11:16, January 8, 2010 (UTC)
  • For Hype is just really, really funny, and I always look forward to reading what he's written. Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 14:41, January 8, 2010 (UTC)
  • For. Hype had my vote last year and nothing has changed. Still the funniest writer currently contributing to this site. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  18:50, January 8, 2010 (UTC)
  • yea i gues hes prty kkk00l --Roman Dog Bird 23:02, January 8, 2010 (UTC)
  • For There are so many good writers who deserve a vote for, however I don't think it would be right not to vote for Hyperbole who appears to have been writing the highest quality stuff over the entire year and before. --Nikau 13:37, January 14, 2010 (UTC)
  • For I think he might have helped out with a few other things also... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 06:08, Jan 17
  • FlorHave been a noob for awhile, and now I know what some of the fuss is about. Besides, this will push him over 20 and into the realm of the floating mountains. Aleister in Chains Guy Fawkes Day, MMX
  • For. As tempting and totally futile as the good ol' Self-For is, I've got to throw my lot in with Hyperbole. He wrote twenty features in '09, including what will almost certainly become the top article of '09. Oh, and he had the top article for '08, too. Oh, and he's the fourth-most featured author all-time (and will probably head that list before too long). So yeah. Plus the one edit he made to my MGS article is funnier than just about every edit I've made to it. And, to top it all off, he's a pretty cool dude to boot. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 06:45, January 29, 2010 (UTC)
  • For. Damn it, I am tired of motherfucking Hyperbole making me motherfucking laugh! --Globaltourniquet GlobalTourniquetUnAstrologer, UnJournalist, shameless narcissistic America-hating liberal atheist award-winning featured writer 21:53, January 29, 2010 (UTC)
  • For. Every single nominee on this page deserves recognition for their massive writing skills. Every single one of them. They've all had a huge amount of features. They've all left a mark on Uncyclopedia history. But out of all these great writers, I think Hype has left the biggest mark on Uncyclopedia history. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:51, 31 January 2010

edit Sog1970 (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 7
  • Nom - You don't really hear much about Sog. And that is because the guy doesn't do anything but churning out quality pieces. He writes `em good, he writes `em plenty and he is one of the nicer people around here. All in all, a winning combination. ~Jewriken.GIF 00:28, January 1, 2010 (UTC)
  • Ankh smite Bless. As per above. Also, this guy's style of humour is my favourite. Guildy and Hype are excellent writers, no doubt, but Sog.. is OUTSTANDING SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME • 08:59 • Friday, 1-01-2010
  • For My little bro and author of More featured articles than I can count without first removing my shoes and socks and counting my toes. My Mother really liked Lady-Gardening -- I'mthedaddy 17:43, January 1, 2010 (UTC)
  • For Since I first saw Soggy's writings, I have been a fan of his work.He deserves the award in my view. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 18:15, January 1, 2010 (UTC)
  • For I always try to avoid reviewing his articles these days, since almost every single one is feature worthy before it comes to PEE review. It is always a pleasure to read his work which makes him more than deserving of this award. Guildy and Hype are both brilliant writers but Sog has impressed me time and time again with his writing and that gets him my vote. --ChiefjusticeDS 21:39, January 1, 2010 (UTC)
  • Strong for. Ever since appearing on the radar this guy has done nothing but churn out quality articles at an alarming rate. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN15:33, 2 Jan
  • For this guy. Props to Hyperbole, and I almost did vote for that guy because he is very very good, but Sog narrowly edges out. And while I do admire Guildenisniteninkienien for his dedication to rewriting the same 3 articles over and over again and getting them mechanically featured as if it were routine, Sog came equally out of nowhere and proved to be unique, diverse, and much more talented. But Hyperbole rules too. But so does this guy. Also, Mhaille is awesome. He needs more votes too. But Sog should win because he's the best. But if not him, then Hyperbole. Or Mhaille. But definitely Sog. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 02:35, January 7, 2010 (UTC)
    • First of all, I write the same six articles over and over again, get it right. Secondly, insulting me unprovoked for no reason won't change the fact that no one likes you, nor will it make your erect penis any longer than 3-and-a-third inches, so you should probably just cut the shit. Asshat. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 06:32, January 7, 2010 (UTC)
      • I expect we might be in for another video posting by the Bearded One.--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 09:04, January 7, 2010 (UTC)
        • Oh no, I'm done with that due to the fact that I recently shaved my beard. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 18:46, January 7, 2010 (UTC)
          • Infamy is a hell of a lot better than being ignored. Sigh! Pup
            • I like TKF. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN00:32, 8 Jan
              • I would like TKF, but unfortunately he has this odd habit of being a dickweed to everyone but about eight users. So yeah. My guess is no one ever hugged him. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 18:19, January 8, 2010 (UTC)
                • You blew it with the Youtube; TKF rules! mAttlobster. (hello) 00:14, January 9, 2010 (UTC)
                  • Leaving that aside, Guildy has written some truly fucking hilarious material for us and suggesting that it's repetitive or "mechanically featured" is just uncalled for, IMHO. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 00:52, January 9, 2010 (UTC)
    You're a twat, Thekillerfroggy. Cheer up or fuck off. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:32, January 21, 2010 (UTC)
    You're a blast, TKF. Not when you're talking trash about Guildy though. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:17, 24 January 2010
  • For Since Hyperbole has already won, I may as well shamelessly vote for myself. --Sog1970 09:30, January 25, 2010 (UTC)

edit Mhaille (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 3
  • Nomination and Vote - There are always popular writers, very few can claim to have shaped how the sites articles have formed, nor had such a track record of having some of the best material on the site.--Sycamore (Talk) 10:24, January 1, 2010 (UTC)
  • For - This is for writing, amongst many many great articles, my favourtie of them all: Prog Rock. --Thehallway 17:58, January 5, 2010 (UTC)
  • Full For, so he can go down fighting. As much as I do love Hype, I fucking loved Bi-curious George. sausage lol 22:51, January 15, 2010 (UTC)
    Oy, Colin, choose one and stick with one - as Modus has said elsewhere, you can't split Uncyclopedians down the middle. Be unequivocal with your love, or don't love at all. --UU - natter UU Manhole 10:42, Jan 21

edit Orian57 (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 2
  • Nom+For Had 16 featured articles, and of those three were featured on consecutive days. There's no reason for him to not be nominated for Writer of the Year. METHAMPHETAMINE! ZOMG HOLY SHIT (22:50 01-1-2010)
  • Comment I'll wait untill I've cought up on some of the recent features before I go blowing my own cock, but I would like to say that I'm thrilled to be nomminated. :D    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 01:39 2 January 2010
  • Easiest For vote I ever made. 25px-Faglogo.pngtalk 22:04, January 2, 2010 (UTC)
  • 1/2 For Although he's been a little quieter over the past couple of months, Orian is one of the writers I look forward to reading, and greatly admire. Pup
  • Further comment I'm warm fuzzy feeling :D    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 17:49 4 January 2010

edit PuppyOnTheRadio (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 2
  • Nom. Not going to vote yet, but Puppy's written some friggin' awesome stuff, and deserves at least to be nominated. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 03:16, January 2, 2010 (UTC)
  • Comment As much as I'm honoured to be nommed, I'm actually torn between voting for Guildy, Sog, Orian, Hyperbole, and MacMania. So... ummm... all bribes are happily accepted. Pup
    I'll be your fuck-pig.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 19:58 2 January 2010
    I'm never eating bacon again. Necropaxx (T) {~} Sunday, 03:47, Jan 3 2010
    All the bribes are in... How do you have a half fuck pig? Pup
  • For I don't find myself enough competent to judge who is best here as I joined the project near the end of the year but... I feel sorry for Puppy who's been whitewashed (till now).... PoliszSir Ptok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj KUN 20:32, January 3, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote FORE! GiratinaOriginForme |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Giratina CUN|IC Kill 800px-Flag of the Philippines svg | 10:31, January 4, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol comment vote abstain. carrot lol 13:09 January 15

edit GlobalTourniquet (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

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  • Nom. So does this guy. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 03:16, January 2, 2010 (UTC)
  • Spiritual Support. Hyperbole has my vote, which really sucks because I'd love to vote for GT. So if any of you just happen to hate Hyperbole for some reason, I urge you to vote for GlobalTourniquet. Alfred Hitchcock is one of my favorite articles of the year. Fuck it, one of my favorites in any year. And God dammit GT, when I get back from Florida we're having that fucking Gin and Tonic. -RAHB 13:00, January 2, 2010 (UTC)

edit MacMania (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

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edit DrStrange (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

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  • Nom. I haven't been around long enough to study everyone's complete work and vote, but the good Doctor has written many of the best articles I've read here and well deserves, imnho, a nomination for this shiny bucket. Aleister in Chains

edit Monika (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

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  • Nom. she made the bleach arctcle into lame into LAMO i couldt dtop laf\phing after i read what she wrote. and its not just funny but extremely clever. --Metallavery 05:28, January 5, 2010 (UTC)

edit Thekillerfroggy (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

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  • TKF is the writer that all writers look up to. Constantly coming out with one article after the next that is almost universally admired, and constantly being featured. At the same time he treats everyone here with the highest level of respect and always gives feedback in the most constructive manner. I wish I was more like him, and hung like a horse like he is as well. Pup
  • It seems like only yesterday when he wrote "This man is so obvious. We should discontinue this award" on my NOTM - which inspired me with confidence like I'd never felt before. I owe all of my features to this man, the originator of the Uncyclopedia Mendoza Line, he is both my muse and prophet. Unfortunately, In a moment of weakness, I already nommed Guildy and my shame shall torment me eternally. I shall now flog myself.--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  22:04, January 29, 2010 (UTC)

edit Under user (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

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edit RAHB (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

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edit Uncyclopedian of the Year

edit Under user (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 15
  • Nom - if I may, in the most platonic way possible, the man is a true gem. Other than being a very able admin, he manages to go around doing his thing in the nicest way possible, always helping when asked and never loses his temper. Did a grand job with the PEE company and with the UnSignPost alongside normal maintenance and writing. Give the man a round of applause. ~Jewriken.GIF 00:10, January 1, 2010 (UTC)...and For. If only for fixing my atrocious spelling over and over again. Oh, and for being the UU that he is. ~Jewriken.GIF 13:36, January 29, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For.--He's just awesome. Eelpop
  • Symbol for vote For.--Sycamore (Talk) 09:55, January 1, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For.--An admin and writer who takes his work seriously but always with humour and recognition that he can be fallible too. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 18:34, January 1, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. Very helpful and polite; he definitely has my vote. —Paizuri MUN Talkpage My Contributions 00:32, 2 January 2010 (UTC)
  • He does his thang, and he does it right. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 19:25, Jan 2
  • This guy has been my favorite user ever since Down with this sort of thing! Through the years, he has always come through as a very sensible, very nice, and very funny. You go, UU. Necropaxx (T) {~} Sunday, 01:00, Jan 3 2010
  • Yes indeed. Spang talk 04:49, 03 Jan 2010
  • Kay. Sir ACROLO KUNFPWAOTMFA •(SPAM) 07:41, January 3, 2010 (UTC)
  • For. Keeps his head when all around are losing theirs, is helpful and works hard. What a guy. --ChiefjusticeDS 10:18, January 3, 2010 (UTC)
  • For. --Bald dude Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude 18:40, January 3, 2010 (UTC)
  • For. This man is like Superman.--Grue JammyDirectorEye 4WILLExplode 3YOU 333Talk IF YOU DARE 07:56, January 4, 2010 (UTC)
  • For. This man is like, er... Wonderwoman. ☃☃☃☃☃☃☃☃ 12:32 January 4
    It's the hotpants, isn't it? --UU - natter UU Manhole 13:01, Jan 4
  • For - --Thehallway 18:21, January 5, 2010 (UTC)
  • For - This was tough for me. Socky's contributions are well known, of course. And I don't think Spang, or Modus get the credit they deserve. But UU gets it for me. But UU has been great around this place too. He is usually quite active, an extremely approachable admin (which is quite nice), and is always around to help with the site, having good, adult insights on the dramas that happen around here, and very rarely gets brought down by the crap that gets slung around him (and if he does, I just don't see it.). And for all that, I think he deserves the award this year. Good day. Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 17:14, January 13, 2010 (UTC)

edit MrN9000 (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

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  • Nom- the prince of pants, who is a bit absent lately unfortunately, is another fine example of why the world would have been better have the British Empire did not collapse. An office and a gentlemen, dealing with vandals and blankers with his tweed pants on while waving his elegant cane at their head. A monocle and a bow tie complete his attire of this perfect example of an English admin, even if he does use the word dude a bit too much. ~Jewriken.GIF 00:14, January 1, 2010 (UTC)

edit MadMax (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 5
  • Nom Do I really have to explain? He's the only person who deserves to win this twice. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 00:15, January 1, 2010 (UTC)
  • For. He's still at it. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 15:24, January 2, 2010 (UTC)
  • For. He's a good user. DW 18:09, January 2, 2010 (UTC)
  • For. Make that "Good-natured Uncyclopedian of the Year".--Funnybony 14:46, January 13, 2010 (UTC)
  • Tough choice year in year out, the fact that after five long, long, long years MadMax is still plugging away is a testiment in itself. That his contributions are almost universally overlooked saddens me greatly. VERY FOR. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
  • Flour I can't stand it anymore, everytime I look in recent changes MadMax is all over the place fixing and editing and writing and commenting and adding graphics, and apparantly he's been doing this for years! There's nothing wrong with the other nominess, all of them are amazing, friendly, and helpful as far as I can tell, but I'm voting for a second MVP award for this deserving bot. Aleister in Chains Groundhog Day, MMX

edit Sockpuppet of an unregistered user (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

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  • Nom This guy is the next admin, no contest. That is if we ever get a new one. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 00:15, January 1, 2010 (UTC)
  • For. Helped me more than anybody else. He's (one of) my favourite user(s). Period. SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME • 11:33 • Friday, 1-01-2010
  • Symbol for vote For. per above, and has over 35 thousand edits. --Mn-z 00:25, January 2, 2010 (UTC)
  • For. Tough decision, I was torn between UU, Spang, and Socky. But 35 thousand edits?! And of the nominees, other than Mn-z, he's been here the least amount of time, so I think as far as stuff done-to-time to do so ratio, Socky takes more than the cake. He takes the whole damn dessert tray! And here I was promising my date one of those chocolate eclairs. But no. Socky took it. He took everything. Even those little frozen cream puffs. I don't know where he puts it all. -RAHB 13:10, January 2, 2010 (UTC)
    • Actually, Socky's earliest edit is even newer than mine. --Mn-z 19:04, January 2, 2010 (UTC)
  • For. Tough call, what with UU, MadMax and Spang also nommed. In the end I settled on Socky because he's been consistantly busting his ass with maintainance since he signed up. Plus he's a good dude and I love his username. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN17:13, 2 Jan
  • Ankh smite Fuck Yes. Icons-flag-it.png Don 15px-AAN.jpg20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg SBQ2 04:24,3January,2010
  • Ankh smite Yes. My heart was torn between few candidates but the dices decided. G'd f'r y S'ck'! PoliszSir Ptok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj KUN 23:27, January 8, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote FOR GOATSE, GOD AND ALL OF THE CLAN! Socky is part of Goa Tse Clan like me. Good writer. Vote for him or you will DIE! GiratinaOriginForme |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Giratina CUN|IC Kill 800px-Flag of the Philippines svg | 10:37, January 4, 2010 (UTC)
  • For. Basically per what RAHB said. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 18:25, January 6, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. Gba3.jpgThe_empire_small.jpg Join Us 01:14, January 10, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. It was between Socky and UU. Socky won my vote based on a photo finish involving a loose thread.  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 06:47, 11 January 2010
  • For. --Docile hippopotamus 09:59, January 13, 2010 (UTC)
  • For. Bloody heck. That was a tricky choice. UU already knows how awesome I know he is. Well Socky does 2... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 05:53, Jan 17
  • For. Socky's stuff roxes my soxes, so there. --Sir Skinfan13 Talk {< CUN RotM FBotM VFH ΥΣΣ Maj. SK >} 00:49 EST 23 January, 2010
  • Symbol for vote For. Socky deserves this. Now he's almost to UU! HELPME
  • Symbol for vote For. Really tough decision between sock and UU.--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  23:47, January 31, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol comment vote Comment. I could still vote for myself, ya know. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:58, 31 January 2010
    NO! Don't do it! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:59, 31 January 2010
  • Symbol comment vote Comment. Edit Conflict! I was just about to suggest a 23:59 edit war for kicks!--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  00:01, February 1, 2010 (UTC)

edit RabbiTechno (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

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  • Nom - other than being a certified Rabbi, our surviving poopsmith has been dealing with the never ending crapflood day and night. Always nice and helpful doing one of the most ungrateful jobs around Uncyc tirelessly. ~Jewriken.GIF 00:19, January 1, 2010 (UTC)
    What do you mean "surviving poopsmith" as if I weren't around? Just cause he or MadMax often beat me to archiving? Well? Do you want me to die or something, you sonvabitch? MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 00:30, January 1, 2010 (UTC)
    Yes. ~Jewriken.GIF 00:32, January 1, 2010 (UTC)
    All right. Just making sure we're on the same page. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 00:33, January 1, 2010 (UTC)
  • For. sausage lol 07:23, January 1, 2010 (UTC)
  • Strong For The nicest user I have met on Uncyclopedia so far, not taking away from anyone else though. --Nikau 01:25, January 2, 2010 (UTC)
  • For. If MrN hadn't gone missing, this may have been closer, but it's the Rabbi for me. It's the little things he does - taking the time to leave a helpful, friendly tip on pretty much every ICU he applies is a good example - this is a guy who doesn't just maintain, he helps out and encourages. I remember back when I hadn't been here long, I tidied up an apostrophe or two in an article, and got a huge friendly template on my talk page from RT - really helped me settle in. That's the RT difference. --UU - natter UU Manhole 09:26, Jan 3
  • For basically everything in the first half of what UU said, combined with everything in the first half of what Nikau said. 25px-Faglogo.pngtalk 09:50, January 6, 2010 (UTC)

edit Mordillo (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 3
  • Nomination. The admin that has survived every kind of drama, for which I respect him an immense deal. He has also continued exercising his many administrative duties throughout the year. Basically, he's one of the people that keep the site running on a continuous basis. Also, he won this award last year. Even if he doesn't win it again, he definitely deserves this nomination. Give it up for Mordillo! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:01, 1 January 2010
    Mister Moardildos here told me to go down, though, not up. He's a man, dammit! MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 05:05, January 1, 2010 (UTC)
  • For There are a lot of people who deserve to win this, so with all due respect to those people (you know who you are), here goes: Uncyclopedia is the worst, but Dildos puts up with it and keeps coming back for more, and how he manages to do that and still maintain his sanity (just a little bit of it, mind you) is beyond me. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 08:15, January 3, 2010 (UTC)
  • 4, and a strong one. --Sai Jack Phoenix, professional killer admin (Whine?) (Wikia ads) 17:46, January 9, 2010 (UTC)
  • For I can always count on Mordillo to give me shit, and deservedly so.--Spqr Sir Claudius CUN VFH (carpe diem) 22:05, January 26, 2010 (UTC)

edit Mnbvcxz (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 1
  • Nom and for. Beyond all the various site maintenance he does, and beyond rarely missing an opportunity to vote on anything, Mnbvcxz is sort of the tireless gardener and cultivator of Uncyclopedia in-jokes. Which may make people roll their eyes at him sometimes. But it also means he has a real affection and passion for this site which is hard to match. Plus, he practically lives here. Does the guy ever sleep? Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 19:14, January 1, 2010 (UTC)
In my defense somebody else was responsible for mainspacing that one thing --Mn-z 00:34, January 2, 2010 (UTC)

edit Spang (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 0
  • Nom The go-to-guy for most of the coding and site maintenance around here. How many of us have had issues with coding, Wikia/site fuck-ups, and getting things to work, go to Spang, and have him give you the answer quickly, and allowing us coding idiots the ability to understand what in the hell he's talking about? Whenever something goes wrong with this place, he is THE guy to go to, and has been for a while. For that, at the very least, he deserves a nom. Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 20:34, January 1, 2010 (UTC)

edit Roman Dog Bird (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 1
  • Nom - Energizer bunny on hard drugs. Trash basher, vandal basher, QVFD basher, bashers basher. In the darkest hours of Uncyclopedia, RDB was there, bashing the terror away. ~Jewriken.GIF 17:52, January 2, 2010 (UTC)
  • A glittering beacon of unending admiration for this guy. Gets shit done and keeps it real. There is nothing else you need to do to get UotY, and this guy does both in spades, with flying colors, and better than anybody else, and when I think about him I touch myself. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 02:18, January 7, 2010 (UTC)

edit Modusoperandi (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +0
  • Nomination. I know I've been hard on MO in the past for "doing nothing" and "being useless" and also "horrible and unfunny" and "sucks cock like a champ", but it turns out that I was proved wrong for the very first time when I realized that he is quite the opposite of "doing nothing" and "useless" and "horrible and unfunny" and... well, that's it. Basically, he should get some votes, because he's the paste that holds this community's fragmented sanity together. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 10:09, January 9, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol comment vote Yup, and he introduced all of us to mybrute.] carrot lol 13:14 January 15
    That was TheLedBalloon, actually. I just made it erotic. Terribly so. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 07:24, January 19, 2010 (UTC)

edit Gerrycheevers (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 0
  • Would-have-been for Until Gerry disappeared near the end of the year, he was my hands down winner of this award. The guy single-handedly kept the USP up and running, and was consistantly funny while doing it. He was a huge contributer to PEEing, pretty much re-wrote that other thing that has slipped my mind right now (On this day...? Anniversaries? I can't remember), and still found time to populate our land with new, hilarious articles the entire time. If he hadn't left, this vote would have been his. Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 17:22, January 13, 2010 (UTC)
    What he said. Every last word of it. Where are you Gerry? --UU - natter UU Manhole 13:16, Jan 15
    Oh balls. I was gonna do this, but then, well, what y'all said. Also, for WotY too. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 07:45, January 19, 2010 (UTC)

edit Electrified mocha chinchilla (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 1


edit January 2010

edit Writer of the Month

edit Nameable (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 12
  • Nom/For I'm sorry but lets not waste this month on someone with 1 feature... waste it instead on someone with 4 features he is much more deserving of this and writes good stuff. Sir ACROLO KUNFPWAOTMFA •(SPAM) 14:54, January 7, 2010 (UTC)
  • For. Good call Acrolo - Nameable has written several good features, and also written a bunch of other decent articles too (it's not all about the features, y'know). He keeps his head down and just does his thang, but I appreciate that, and I like his stuff. --UU - natter UU Manhole 17:26, Jan 9
  • I too enjoy what he writes. Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 16:36, January 11, 2010 (UTC)
  • For. UnScripts:The Rapid And The Ragey was one of my favorite articles to grace this wiki in several months. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 18:18, January 11, 2010 (UTC)
  • For Sadly Asahatter seems to be missing for now, so I'll shift my vote here to someone deserving of the award. --Nikau 00:15, January 12, 2010 (UTC)
  • For I've always liked him, and Corn Flakes is one of my personal favorites. Staircase CUNt 01:54, January 12, 2010 (UTC)
  • For I've always enjoyed his presence. -Bretthead
  • For. I looked what Nikau had sad, was confused, checked Ass's contributions, and realized he hadn't done anything here since August of 2009. Due to this discovery, I will be voting for Nameable. Yeah. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 22:59, January 15, 2010 (UTC)
  • For Cornflakes, Cornflakes, Cornflakes, Cornflakes, Cornflakes, Cornflakes, Cornflakes, Cornflakes, Cornflakes, you'll never win Vivian, it's only nine words.--Spqr Sir Claudius CUN VFH (carpe diem) 18:39, January 26, 2010 (UTC)
  • Also better than whatshisface --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 22:01, January 28, 2010 (UTC)
  • For Writes enjoyable..... articles! That's the word. --ChiefjusticeDS 23:54, January 28, 2010 (UTC)
  • For. ~Jewriken.GIF 13:37, January 29, 2010 (UTC)

edit Asahatter (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 1

edit Colin "All your base" Heaney (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 3
  • Nom&For. He wrote an actual article. And then it got ACTUALLY FEATURED 25px-Faglogo.pngtalk 09:30, January 4, 2010 (UTC)

*For. He wrote an article, it got featured. For Colin, that's like being Steven King. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN21:21, 6 Jan

Hah! Oddly enough, you were the inspiration for my current signature. sausage lol 20:48, January 11, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. - This vote isn't for Colin, but for everyone who has achieved greatness through dumb luck. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 01:37, Jan. 12, 2010

edit Zombiebaron (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +0 Zombiebaron

edit Anyone but Colin "All your base" Heaney

Score: 1
  • NF sausage lol --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 02:20, January 7, 2010 (UTC)
    Uz juss jellus cuz i one surviver. sausage lol 23:19, January 8, 2010 (UTC)
    Invalid nom. Trained burro or no, veers off the trail of civil discourse (by the general standards of this page, anyway) and perilously close to the precipice of Drama canyon, carved out over the millenia by the river of Unkind Words. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 11:50, January 11, 2010 (UTC)
    You're gay. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 18:15, January 11, 2010 (UTC)
    That still doesn't explain why you're spooning me. Or perhaps it does. In any event, I need cab money. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:31, January 13, 2010 (UTC)

edit DrStrange (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 12 mad doctors
  • Nom&For. Now, let me be the first to say that winning WotM twice has never happened before, but I don't think any of the nominated candidates are worthy of this award (and I mean no personal offense). DrStrange, however, has been cranking out feature after feature this month. Truly, he has been this month's writer of the month. Necropaxx (T) {~} Wednesday, 08:52, Jan 13 2010
  • Symbol for vote For. Doc's steroid-driven run of 5 featured in 10 days (and 3 in a row), may signal that the worthy tradition of this award as a Hall-of-Fame vote has ended and that from now on it's back to its literal "Best Writer of the Month" Oscar status. Aleister in Chains July 4, 1776
  • Symbol for vote For. Now that's more like it. A writer who truly deserves this award. Its alway nice to give people who don't have the award before those who already do, but to be fair, they should at least be able to stand on their own 2 feet properly in the first place. Dr. Strange has my vote. --Matfen 20:31, January 13, 2010 (UTC)
  • For. Per his mad string of features. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN23:06, 15 Jan
  • Symbol for vote For. Dr. Strange has been cracking me up lately.  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 05:46, 16 January 2010
  • Symbol for vote For. He has been on a great run of late. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 23:34, January 16, 2010 (UTC)
  • For!--(YouKnowWhatTheMusicMeans) 17:22, January 17, 2010 (UTC)
  • For. Outstanding. FreddAin't Dedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 18:21 • Sunday, 17-01-2010
  • Symbol for vote For.. I looked at his user page and found out he's written most of my favorite articles. I really hope he wins.

HELPME 18:49, January 17, 2010 (UTC)HELPME


edit Uncyclopedian of the Month

edit Why do I need to provide this? (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 10
  • Nom As per last month, and the month before... Pup (reserving my right to not vote yet...)
    And For Pup
  • For There's some serious deja vu on these award pages. --Matfen 15:59, January 1, 2010 (UTC)
  • For. He got second place two months in a row now it's his turn! He got his first three articles featured including one last month, did the second most Pee Reviews for three months in a row, welcomed many users, and is very sweet. Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 01:46, January 2, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. per above. --Mn-z 01:58, January 2, 2010 (UTC)
  • 3/4 flour, the three-quarters vote as a Why homage. As Why moves up in the que this should be, imnho, by acclamation. A nice guy and hard worker, and I love, adore, his conversation with the Little Mermaid sockpuppet on "her" talk page. Well deserved. Aleiser in Chains
  • Absolutely. Guy got robbed last month. Necropaxx (T) {~} Sunday, 00:06, Jan 3 2010
  • Fifteen-sixteenths for. The other sixteenth goes to a fictional character named Jenkins. I think I've voted for Why? about three times now. Great Uncyclopedian. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 19:28, January 11, 2010 (UTC)
  • For ..and not just because he adopted me...he's dedicated, and gives great reviews, that are honest, and will make you frustrated at how not funny you are, and how terrible your grammar is. --Puffskein 01:46, January 25, 2010 (UTC)
  • For 0.3125 only because I like natural numbers. And because I won't vote for anyone else in UotM, then consider it 100% of my vote, Herr Why. PoliszSir Ptok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj KUN 20:59, January 25, 2010 (UTC)
  • For. Really the only ones nominated that I have seen here are him and Zana, and I've never actually said a word to Zana, so... HELPMEHELPME
  • For. Per the things above. ~Scriptsiggy.JPGTelephonesig Star Starsig Kidneysig 16:47, Jan 29, 2010
  • Comment. Thanks for the votes so far, and part thanks for the part votes. I believe I've corrected the vote total so it's simple. So if you vote simply add 1 to it. And if you can't or don't want to bother figuring out the math, just vote and some anally-retentive type will come along and fix the math for us. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 02:47, January 16, 2010 (UTC)

edit Zana Dark (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 1 1/4
  • Nom and For. Zana just flat out deserves this for everything she's been doing for the past 4 or 5 months. She's been more helpful than ever lately. Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 07:43, January 1, 2010 (UTC)
  • 1/4 flour so I can comment here. Zana is a powerhouse on the site, and if Why wins I expect her to see her shadow in February and get this award. She deserves one or the other. Aleister in Chains

edit SPIKE (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

  • Nom and For. Since he 'came out' and became a regular user over the last four months, Spike has been busy in VFD and also, more importantly, trying rescue a collection of mangy articles that were otherwise destined for destruction.--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 17:51, January 1, 2010 (UTC)

edit The Woodburninator (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 9 Woodys
  • N&F. An excellent example of what an Uncyclopedian should be. He's deserved this for a long time now. If all he'd ever done was this he'd still deserve it, but he's also a great writer and an all around good guy to have around. -Opty On Fire! Wood burningSexing Opty Stalking Opty
  • This guy gives me wood. I'm the King of Originality. sausage lol 22:16, January 6, 2010 (UTC)
  • This guy forever. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 02:20, January 7, 2010 (UTC)
  • For. It's really surprising that Woody--and just about every other user nominated this month, actually--hasn't won this yet. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 18:51, January 7, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote Wood. Well, aside from the fact I can't believe he hasn't already won this award, he's nommed me for it twice. Plus he has the sexiest signature ever.  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 18:04, 8 January 2010
    Funnily, I too have always enjoyed the sig. Though, to be truthful, it was a creation of Cajek, so there is good reason for its awesomeness. Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 18:08, January 8, 2010 (UTC)
  • For. Voting > Funny. No wait, that's not right. I just can't say it like he can. --UU - natter UU Manhole 17:22, Jan 9
  • For. Quality user through and through. Useful all over the site doing good things where good things need to be done. Give me a room full of Woody and I would be a happy man. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 02:10, Jan 25
  • For Thou remind me of myself.--Spqr Sir Claudius CUN VFH (carpe diem) 17:53, January 26, 2010 (UTC)
  • Woody>Funny ~Jewriken.GIF 13:39, January 29, 2010 (UTC)

edit Romartus (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 5
  • Nom. I've been hard on this guy in the past for his terrible voting habits, but he keeps to himself and dilligently works on his articles. He never starts drama and he's helpful. What more could you ask for in an Uncyclopedian? -OpTimus (talk)14:44, 2 Jan
  • Spiritual Support. Romartus is dedicated, polite, and active--just about all you can ask for in an Uncyclopedian, really. I wish him better luck in a month not so full of deserving nominees. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 23:16, January 8, 2010 (UTC)
  • For. He voted for me, I'll vote for him, what could be fairer? His panoramic schooling in everything from the Nicene Creed to The Third Man has enriched articles we've created this month to replace garbage awaiting burial via VFD. Spıke ¬  01:54 14-Jan-10
  • For Always honest in his voting even when he disagrees with everyone else. I'd vote for Why? too if I could, but since he's going to win one month anyway I'll stick with the wanna-be Caesar. --Sog1970 18:57, January 23, 2010 (UTC)
  • For Always seems to be polite and honest, and isn't afraid to go against the mould on VFH which, for me, is worthy of a vote. --ChiefjusticeDS 22:06, January 26, 2010 (UTC)

edit Noob of the Month

edit Dannehvirus (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 6
Cquote1 ==W-WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT???!!!==
...Damn. Dannehvirus 04:42, January 7, 2010 (UTC)
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  • Smite lightning Nom Per above.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  10 Jan 2010 ~ 07:39 (UTC) Er, yes, Symbol for vote Happytimes
    • He actually does tech qualify for nom, as he has apparantly written articles, they've just all been pulled by the admins! If he ever comes back he's going to go ga-ga over being nominated. (The one vote isn't mine, although tempted. . .) Aleister in Chains Days of our lives, MMX
To clarify, based on history, Happytimes did this as a nom and for. Also by my in facto reading, the nominee does not technically quo pro quo qualify (a nomination for an article) as the nominee hasn't created a new article (at least not one that is not in mortis), but I suppose there may be still time for the said nominee to rectify that situation. And other legal talk. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 00:41, January 12, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. To encourage his/her/sock? work and tenure here. Dannyvirus is writing a good tale here and shows promise. And he claimed the title, just like Ali, and look how that turned out (Ali all broken up and unable to walk or talk) Aleister in Chains January 12, The Year of Our Fnord, MMX
His unbook is up, so he's now an official noob. Al McChains Martin Luther King Jr. Boxing Day, MMX
  • Yeah. Necropaxx (T) {~} Wednesday, 08:47, Jan 13 2010
  • Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. Vote for the Noob, it's Danneh Ali. 2K12_DAN.VRS Bacteriophage 05:28, January 22, 2010 (UTC)
  • My little noob has been nominated for Noob of the Month? Of course I'll vote Symbol for vote For! --InvincibleFlameGrueMaster 01 20, 05:52, 2010
  • For. I took a long time to vote, as we have a couple of excellent noobs here. What put me over the edge was that, very early, Dannehvirus fell into a filthy, vile, stinking <insert name here> pit, and still stayed and wanted to be productive. If you don't get a win, you at least deserve a medal. Either that or you're a glutton for punishment, which also gets my vote. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 04:36, January 28, 2010 (UTC)

edit LisaKachold (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 14
  • Nom I don't know. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 22:45, January 3, 2010 (UTC)
  • FOR Arizona is wildly funny & obnosis is strange and wonderful! A for effort w/proofreads! (shameless self boasting) L!$@ Lisalisa(Meow!)(Contribs) 04:22, 4 January 2010
  • Symbol for vote For. She shamelessly advertised herself out to me. Not that that's necessarily a bad thing. —Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!) 04:42, 4 January 2010 (UTC)
  • For. I don't think I've ever seen a noob write a competent 37,000-byte article before. Apparently, being a very heavy contributor to Wikipedia gave her a pretty good idea of what we do here: and by "what we do here," I mean "write a wiki" more than I mean "dick jokes." To steal the catch phrase of the only other Uncyclopedian I know who uses their real name: dicks lol. Wait, what was I talking about? In conclusion, Pelargonium edit conflicted me and is therefore a bastard. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 04:52, January 4, 2010 (UTC)
  • Yup.--You know what the music means... Our time is up. 21:26, January 4, 2010 (UTC)
  • For. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:23, 7 January 2010
  • Symbol for vote For. per above. --Mn-z 05:15, January 7, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. Though I wasn't sure about Obnosis, Lisa has shown herself to be interested in writing other work - even though I haven't voted in favour of Work. I trust she sticks around all the same. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 23:10, January 7, 2010 (UTC)
    • For info purposes, "Work" is Spike's Aleister in Chains 8 Jan, MMX
      • Oh yes! I seem to be clicking on the wrong history for articles these days. Oops sorry Spike and Lisa. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 23:46, January 11, 2010 (UTC)
  • For <<>> 05:05 January 8
  • Symbol for vote For. Although her noobiness is minimal, she is technically a noob. =D  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 17:59, 9 January 2010
  • For. I was friends with a girl named Lisa once. Turned out she was a total bitch. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 19:54, January 12, 2010 (UTC)
    That's interesting, because I slept with a girl named Lisa once, and several years later, she developed a massive bowel obstruction that caused her to become so constipated that she appeared to be six to eight months pregnant. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 19:57, January 12, 2010 (UTC)
  • For. She's got a great start writing articles, and there's something about her sig that I really really like! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:54, Jan 25
  • For. Seems to be doing the right things. --UU - natter UU Manhole 16:58, Jan 25
  • Comment. I gave my vote to another, but you've got my zen vote. I'm definitely glad you're here. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 04:39, January 28, 2010 (UTC)
  • For. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 12:21, Jan 31
  • Yes I've seen her before, and she hasn't won noob of the month already. *CoughRcmurphyCough*Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM

edit Rcmurphy (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +4

edit February 2010

edit Writer of the Month

edit Sog1970 (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 8
  • Nom imnho this award should be voted on the last week of the month, if it's a vote for the Best Writer of that month. And with almost 1/4th of February gone Sog's Little Adolf's School Report seems to already be a classic (see VFHighlight page). Aleister in Chains 17:23 6 Feb. MMX
  • For! He already earned my favor I hope that's a word! PoliszSir Ptok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj KUN 22:31, February 9, 2010 (UTC)
  • YES. Doesn't he have a bunch of articles in the Top 10 of '09? I am for, completely.Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 22:37, February 9, 2010 (UTC)
  • For Got to vote for family, "brawdoliaeth" as they say in Machynlleth.--I'mthedaddy 20:59, February 10, 2010 (UTC)
  • For More than half the month gone. Unless the Coen Brothers start writing in the next couple of weeks, Sog skates over the finish line, skis the mountain, runs from the luge. Aleister in Chains 15:44 15 Feb. MMX
You seem to have voted twice Aleister?--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 20:05, February 15, 2010 (UTC)
First was a nom, then later a vote. What do you think this is, Chicago? Aleister in Chains 20:12 ahhhhhhhhh 2012
  • For.Without Sog's works, VFH would be a sadder place.--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 20:03, February 15, 2010 (UTC)
  • Comment. Though Sog is certainly on the shortlist to receive this thing a second time, I really think we should do the what we do with the other awards when it comes to WotM: that is, if there's no viable new candidate, just don't give out an award for that month. Hell, Sonje would have a half-dozen PotM awards if we didn't do that, and Woody about eight AotM templates. That being said, For. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 20:19, February 15, 2010 (UTC)
  • For. Had little idea who he was - discovered he has writ more features than I have articles (to the best of my memory). Jolly good show, old chap. --nldr 02:59, February 18, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote Absolutely I've reviewed his two featured articles this month and nominated one of them. Without any doubt Sog has been #1 in February --Sir Skinfan13 Talk {< CUN RotM FBotM VFH ΥΣΣ Maj. SK >}
  • Yeppers--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  17:47, February 28, 2010 (UTC)

edit Asahatter (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 9
  • Nom & for. Per my odd little policy of preferring to reward people who deserve to win an award for the first time ahead of people who may be good but have already won it. Plus, this award isn't just about work in the last month, it has never worked like that. Look at Asahatter's work, and laugh. Then come back here and vote for him. --UU - natter UU Manhole 20:32, Feb 15
  • For. Anyone who can make an entertaining article about printer ink has my vote. --Matfen 20:44, February 15, 2010 (UTC)
  • Inter Prink --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 22:54, February 15, 2010 (UTC)
  • For. Per what UU said. Giving this to him now isn't the most timely thing in the world, but hey, he does (or did) deserve it. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 06:28, February 17, 2010 (UTC)
  • For. Finally got around to reading some of his stuff... it was damn good. --Hugs and kisses, Black_Flamingo 02:10, February 21, 2010 (UTC)
  • For. Tie breakers becomming the new trend? Sir ACROLO KUNFPWAOTMFA •(SPAM) 05:13, February 22, 2010 (UTC)
  • As much as I like Sog's work, I'll be taking UU's approach here. Plus, Asahatter is a good writer. ~Jewriken.GIF 17:46, February 28, 2010 (UTC)
  • Indoodlees Per the last month or two. Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 19:47, February 28, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. He's as mad as a hatter I say. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 20:07 Feb 28 2010


edit Uncyclopedian of the Month

edit The Woodburninator (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: + Lots of 17s
Comment.Seriously, does MadMax not work or sleep? It's like he has edited every single article on this site. ~Scriptsiggy.JPGTelephonesig Star Starsig Kidneysig 14:18, Feb 5, 2010
  • For. Pippo 22:09, February 9, 2010 (UTC)

edit PuppyOnTheRadio (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +6 gods that are in the radio
  • Symbol for vote Nom+For. The guy does code, the guy does criticism, the guy does courtesy. What more could a fan of alliteration want? --Matfen 17:45, February 2, 2010 (UTC)
    Cocks. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN18:43, 2 Feb
    Hehe! And creampies. FreddAin't Dedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 19:08 • Tuesday, 2-02-2010
  • For. FreddAin't Dedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 19:08 • Tuesday, 2-02-2010
  • For --Sog1970 19:09, February 2, 2010 (UTC)
  • For my brother. Or is he my husband? I get those two mixed up. :P Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 02:48, February 6, 2010 (UTC)
  • Five. One of my favorites, if my very favorite. Very helpful to me, and funny. Great writer, too. Which is why I also said yes to him for UGOTM. The logic is irrefutable.Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 00:22, February 7, 2010 (UTC)
  • Comment. Puppy's a great Uncyclopedian and deserves this. But Woody's been here longer than Puppy and I put together, and from checking Woody's contributions, has deserved it longer too. (Besides, this is the only real award I got that Puppy hasn't, and I want to be able to gloat a little longer). WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 06:20, February 4, 2010 (UTC)
I'm not gloating now because my UotM Award for last month is now missing. I will give a reward to whoever finds it and returns it to me. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 21:46, February 4, 2010 (UTC)
ChiefjusticeDS stopped the person who had it, and returned it to me. Go, Chiefster! WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 22:53, February 4, 2010 (UTC)
  • So fast he gave me coding help before the Scottish one could. --nldr 18:36, February 26, 2010 (UTC)

edit SPIKE (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 3
  • NF Systematically and deliberately raises the content:crap ratio of Uncyclopedia, not only by purging the bad stuff on VFD but by rewriting the bad stuff on VFD. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 23:29, February 6, 2010 (UTC)
  • I Like Ike. --Nigger Fucking Faggot Etc x1000 and Shithead N/O/T/FUCKING FUNNYR.D.B. COW! GOTM THING INCEST EATMYSHORTS GAYMUSIC HAWKMAN MF LESCLAY DON'TVOTE 00:44, February 7, 2010 (UTC)
  • For. A supporter for his work on VFD and our recent collaborations on retrieved articles. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 21:25, February 8, 2010 (UTC)
    Spiritual for - An exceedingly good uncyclopedian, and well deserves this award. Pup 00:00, 10/02/2010
    Additional pie, although I voted for the other guy. Anyone who wants to know what to do at VFD... Look at SPIKE. This man actually puts his money where his votes are. Him and Romartus are both VERY welcome at VFD. I find it very hard to criticise a user who fights to keep articles by fixing them. It's going to be a close tough battle next month... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 23:33, Feb 26

edit Kip the Dip (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +1
  • Nom Though I have already voted I wanted to nom Kip also. In my first few months at Uncyc Kip always used to make me laugh with his skillful dickery and general naughtiness which was unfortunately interrupted by a long term sabbatical. Now Kip has come back, and he continues to make me laugh. Some people also might not realise just how much helping out around the place Kip has done over the years. Actually Kip is probably too cool for Uncyclopedia. I know that because he will actually be slightly insulted by this nomination. Which is why I'm making it. Obviously. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 00:01, Feb 7
  • Has Kip really never won this before?....Obvious For. Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 01:46, February 7, 2010 (UTC)

edit ChiefjusticeDS (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 1
  • Nom and Chiefor - This guy makes an awesom job at pee review. I know there is a separate award but he should get this one too. At least pee review is a part of Uncy, isn't it. And morevoer, this guy doesn't want to be an admin. I think he should be an admin because he already behaves like admin ;D PoliszSir Ptok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj KUN 22:57, February 9, 2010 (UTC)
    Completely agree. That's why we voted him as UotM a few months ago! Pup 23:45, 9/02/2010

edit Noob of the Month

edit Extreme aggression (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 0 metal bands
  • Ankh smite Nom & Temporary Bless He wrote Kreator, and not many noobs are working recently, and he has a totally badass name. Staying here until someone better appears. Icons-flag-it.png Don 15px-AAN.jpg20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg SBQ2 18:36,6February,2010
Apparently he only edited it. Nice name still. Icons-flag-it.png Don 15px-AAN.jpg20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg SBQ2 23:51,14February,2010

edit Sakai4eva (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 3 eaten by bears
  • Nom A promising noob who wrote Asian Black Bear and has done a number of edits in other areas. (I'm waiting to vote until I check out more noobs). WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 17:57, February 6, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. Apparantly has done much more than Asian Bear. Many UnNews stories, has pee reviewed, forum participation, uploaded quite a few pictures, other edits. This noob has the eye of the tiger (bought at a pawnshop, but the EotT nonetheless). Aleister in Chains 23:54 6 Feb. MMX
  • Symbol for vote For. I like this user; he/she shows potential.Paizuri MUN Talkpage My Contributions 00:19, 7 February 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. This user can take a joke. (I'm not sure where they take it.)  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  07 Feb 2010 ~ 00:43 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For., but Chen Kenichi is better.--You know what the music means... Our time is up. 01:40, February 7, 2010 (UTC)
  • Comment:Ah, I must say it's an honor to be nominated... But my modesty gene hasn't been eroded by my ego enough to vote for myself yet. It matters not if I think I am funny, I'm here to entertain and to be entertained. Thanks, though. --Sakai4eva 03:41, February 7, 2010 (UTC)

edit Rcmurphy (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +2 perennial nubs
I've been seeing his stuff also, on UnNews and other areas. Ask Why?, but I'd say go ahead and nom him. The nipple ring is an honored tradition. I won it once or twice, but that was so last decade. Aleister in Chains 17:15 6 Feb. MMX
HH you certainly could have nommed, but I beat you to it. (Actually, the user was on my Noob Watch). :-P WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 17:58, February 6, 2010 (UTC)

edit Fantabanana (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 0 bananas with prefixes
By "well on his way" you mean "banned for one month," right? —Paizuri MUN Talkpage My Contributions 05:32, 7 February 2010 (UTC)
Yeah, that too. But what can I say, I'm a fan of his work. Icons-flag-it.png Don 15px-AAN.jpg20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg SBQ2 16:27,7February,2010
Even though this editor was disruptive, I didn't find the edits to be just random crap like we often see, but thought the edits showed some thought and creativity. With a little more self-control (and some time reading HTBFANJS), I suspect this could be a productive user. I suspect that's part of the reason the block wasn't indefinite. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 02:06, February 8, 2010 (UTC)

edit HELPME (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 11 OHNOITSGOTME
  • Nom & For. Is eligible, and seems to know what he's doing, which sets him apart from about half of the currently nominated candidates. (Those would be RC and that banned nub) Necropaxx (T) {~} Monday, 13:31, Feb 8 2010
  • For. Someone help him up already! ~Jewriken.GIF 13:34, February 8, 2010 (UTC)

*For, because I'm a dirty, dirty self promoter. Rawr. Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 22:34, February 8, 2010 (UTC)

You make it sound like being a self-promoting whore is a bad thing.                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 06:36, 25/02/2010
  • Spiritual for. Dammit, I like this guy (HELPME) too... but I don't wanna rescind my other vote... Symbol for vote For. as per the other guy hasn't been here for ten days. —Paizuri MUN Talkpage My Contributions 15:07, 8 February 2010 (UTC)
    • comment This is a good place to hide, like being under the bleachers or something. I'm gonna eat the popcorn from the ground, and look for stuff people have left here. Aleister in Chains 15:39 8 Feb. MMX
    • Hey! Get out of here! This is out spot! Icons-flag-it.png Don 15px-AAN.jpg20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg SBQ2 20:57,8February,2010
Is the cabal under here?!?!?!?!one!!1Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 21:30, February 11, 2010 (UTC)
What happened? These few comments, starting with Pelargonium's, used to be under the Awards page logo. Now they're out in the open and the sunlight hurts, ow. Oh, and a Spiritual Vote for HELPME, maybe there can be a tie. Aleister in Chains 1:14 12 Feb. MMX
It was probably moved because I wasn't the last nomination on the page anymore.Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 01:51, February 12, 2010 (UTC)

Symbol for vote For. Carry on. --InvincibleFlameGrueMaster 02 12, 01:21, 2010

  • Comment. HELPME is working hard to contribute here and is very open to suggestions from experienced editors, which is great--wish more Noobs were like that. But for the benefit of us anally-retentive types who sometimes get lost around here, could someone please post a link to where he's 'written at least one "full" article' or has 'created at least 5 "decent" photoshopped images'? I must have missed that, and I'm trying to be a good adopter here. Thanks! WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 04:27, February 13, 2010 (UTC)
I just looked up there again to see-and crap- I didn't see that before. Damn.Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 08:39, February 13, 2010 (UTC)
His article here qualifies him not only for this award but for his reward in heaven, so Why?, do the ressearch (and please find the extra "s" in this comment because I'm too allfuck stupid to even proofread the first 7 words of my feature article)Al 10:32 13 2 MMX
This was a joke entry, on the 13th of Feb. It's now the 25th, and is not funny anymore. Aleister in Chains 2:36 25 2 2MX

edit Joyce Carol Hall-and-Oates (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 3 maneaters

Spiritual For +2

  • Nom Wow. If she/he isn't a sock then he/she/it came in like gangbangers gangbusters with The Black Hole (Disney Movie) (although it needs links). I like the other guys/girls/shemen nominated, yet Joyce, imnho, may dominate the voting in March if they/she/it/he sticks around. Aleister in Chains 14:54 11 Feb. MMX
  • Spiritual For. Excellent work so far, will vote for next month as I believe he'll (she'll?) be still eligible. ~Jewriken.GIF 15:31, February 11, 2010 (UTC)
  • Comment: She'll be eligible next month, I won't be, so vote for me! /shameless vote whoring :P Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 21:32, February 11, 2010 (UTC)
  • Comment: I'm thrilled to be nommed. Don't know if I'll vote for me, yet, or the sentimental favorite which appears to be HELPME. Would it look too like a suck-up if I was Spritual For me and For HELPME? I mean, I am a suck-up, just not an amoral one. I would also like to point out that I've completed a second article, The Foundation Trilogy (Bob Vila Series), which I would like to submit as evidence of potential awesomeness on my part.--Joyce Carol Hall-and-Oates 14:54, February 17, 2010 (UTC)
  • For. Because I'm waaaaay too nice to vote for myself, I realized. (Removing my other vote now)Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 22:19, February 24, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote I'm a sheep                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 04:21, 25/02/2010
  • BIG Spiritual Symbol for vote For. I've already voted, and don't like to change my votes. But the user I voted for seems to have gone away, and the other guy hasn't written an article as yet (3 days left, on my pocket calculator) although he does contribute on lots of other things, and Joyce Carol Hall-and-Oates is plugging along with quality writing and is starting to wander the site. So, For, in the spirit world, where it really counts. Aleister in Chains 11:05 25 2 2MX
  • Yes. Blah blah blah, contributions, whatever. All I know is that Hall & Oates rule. --nldr 19:21, February 28, 2010 (UTC)
    • As does the authoress. --nldr 19:25, February 28, 2010 (UTC)

edit March

edit NOTM

edit CluelessPedestrian (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 3 People run over by cars
  • Nom and maybe I'll vote later. I'm nominating this lad/ladette (we need a term to get around gender mysteries on NotM) because of what I've seen of The company of myself. It's not even finished yet, from what I can tell, but the shape and the dimensions of the page just feels promising to me. Maybe by the end of this month, CluelessPedestrian will have done more writing and contributions and saved lives and whatever. The page s/he is writing at the moment is rather unusual maybe, but I find most articles are these days. --nldr 03:47, March 1, 2010 (UTC)
    • Maybe Was the above comment on The company of myself based upon the March 1st edition? From what I can tell, some heavy modification has happened. Rifting Icons-flag-us Contribs ... dont fall in....Complain Icons-flag-ca 382 - LOB17px-Compassrose.gif 03:15, March 13, 2010 (UTC)
      • A version is a version no more in the test of time. What I remember alone is motivation enough to nominate this bloke. --nldr 11:40, March 13, 2010 (UTC)

*Symbol for vote For.I've reviewed two of his pages so far, I think he has the potential to be a very funny writer here. The beginning is always the trial and error period and he's making good progress.--Sir Skinfan13 Talk {< CUN RotM FBotM VFH ΥΣΣ Maj. SK >} 16:44 EST 5 Mar, 2010

  • Symbol for vote For.I don't deserve a nomination, but who cares! I'm a narcissistic hypocrite who votes for himself!--CluelessPedestrian 23:03, March 5, 2010 (UTC)
  • I'll go with for. --nldr 02:01, March 6, 2010 (UTC)
    • Although CluelessPedestrian will probably blank this entire page and redo it later. --nldr 02:01, March 6, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. Because I welcomed him. I take all responsibility for pointing this guy to the right links! —Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!) 06:35, 14 March 2010 (UTC)

edit Joyce Carol Hall-and-Oates (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 6 fans of Bob's Hole
  • Nom. The Black Hole (Disney Movie) and The Foundation Trilogy (Bob Vila Series) and probably other cool stuff I haven't seen yet. (I'm waiting to vote until I check out more noobs). WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 04:08, March 1, 2010 (UTC)
  • Brilliant noob. ~Jewriken.GIF 21:08, March 1, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 21:10, March 1, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote Way For Have been following JCHO's stuff since last month, and the newest is a creative humorous chopped map of Japan which adds 'value' to an older feature article. Nice work. ~ Aleister AIClogo 11:22 2 3 mmx
  • Symbol for vote For. I refrained from voting for myself last month to express solidarity with the mass approval of HELPME. I am now using my vote on myself as is my right. Oh, God, what have I done? Joyce Carol Hall-and-Oates 03:40, March 8, 2010 (UTC)
  • Aye. Does good stuffs. Necropaxx (T) {~} Saturday, 17:02, Mar 13 2010
  • For -RAHB 09:45, March 15, 2010 (UTC)
  • For having a tie. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 00:09, April 1, 2010 (UTC)

edit Rcmurphy (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: -11
  • Nom and against. On the other hand, this guy is just wrecking the place in a baptism of fire. --nldr 03:52, March 1, 2010 (UTC)
  • Against. Let's set an Uncyclopedia record this month for most votes against a nominee. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 04:09, March 1, 2010 (UTC)
  • The right choice or whatever. --Bald dude Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude 06:19, March 1, 2010 (UTC)
You're supposed to vote against. Didn't you see my note? Some sysops just won't do what I tell them. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 20:01, March 1, 2010 (UTC)f
Maybe He was expecting the reader to provide the context. Bein' all avantey-guardey and stuff. Like Polanski, without the nasty stuff. Joyce Carol Hall-and-Oates 20:09, March 1, 2010 (UTC)
Oh I don't know, thought being the first BAFTA winner to rape a teenager was pretty innovative stuff. --nldr 20:15, March 1, 2010 (UTC)
You'd think they'd have a Nobel prize for that. Or something. Most likely, something. Joyce Carol Hall-and-Oates 23:54, March 1, 2010 (UTC)
To clarify, he pled guity to "engaging in unlawful intercourse with a minor," or "statuatory rape," and both his probation report and pyschiatric evaluation said that he should not serve jail time. Then when the judge talked about giving him time anyway, he left and went home to his native country of France, etc. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 01:03, March 2, 2010 (UTC)
So everybody wins! Except for the traumatised 14-year old and also the planet that's scarred by Polanski jetting from North America to Europe. Everybody loses! --nldr 03:00, March 2, 2010 (UTC)
  • Technical against I've had a look as this user's history and I haven't seen a completed article by him yet. And I'm sure this is just 4.252.99.182 under a different name.                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 01:19, 2/03/2010
  • Against. Hs sooper men 2 Spng, syin' FU al da tme. Por Spng. Ths gy s alsew uslss. Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 02:55, March 2, 2010 (UTC)
  • Absolutely Against As I understand the notes here, RC raped a teenager backstage at the BAFTA, so I don't care how much he deserves this award, I've got to say no. ~ Aleister AIClogo 3:03 2 3 mmx
  • Symbol against vote Against. Nevah! —Paizuri MUN Talkpage My Contributions 03:19, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol wtf vote Againgst: This user shoops the warble at all your wrong base frequncies be long to U.S. Marble poldeckian cruft to the port-side gangland max!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  06 Mar 2010 ~ 00:43 (UTC)
  • Symbol against vote Against. The mere existence of this user caused us to have a family fight about Roman Polanski. I will require therapy. Mommy, daddy, please stop fighting and we'll watch Chinatown again! Joyce Carol Hall-and-Oates 03:55, March 8, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol against vote Against. Per Jeremy Renner not winning the Academy Award for Best Actor. --Matfen 11:24, March 8, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol against vote Against. per above. --Mn-z 21:41, March 12, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol against vote Against. Because I can. --2K12_DAN.VRS Bacteriophage 06:28, March 14, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol against vote Against.. Too noobish. Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 22:41, March 19, 2010 (UTC)
  • For ever and ever. Also, I'm not sure if you're aware of this but you're not the boss of me. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN22:50, 19 Mar
Because you got fired, that's why.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  21 Mar 2010 ~ 07:56 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. I don't like following the crowd... PoliszSir Ptok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj KUN 22:15, March 26, 2010 (UTC)
    • Is that why you're still in Poland? OH SNAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! --nldr 22:20, March 26, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol against vote Against. Because the rules say you can't vote twice, and it's April Fools Day so screw the rules! WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 00:12, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol against vote Against. And screw them again an hour later! WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 01:12, April 1, 2010 (UTC)

edit Tragicbooty (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 6
  1. Nom and For: I think this person has done well enough for a nom. Good rewrite on Faith and hopefully more to come.--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  00:08, March 14, 2010 (UTC)
    Would-have been for Faith is on VFH, a huge achievment for such a new user. I voted for someone else though.Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 21:33, March 15, 2010 (UTC)
    Would-have-also been for Selflessly, I have voted for another. I am now going to add this message on every other candidates nomination page - CBA to praise them directly!! --nldr 01:06, March 17, 2010 (UTC)
  2. For. ~Scriptsiggy.JPGTelephonesig Star Starsig Kidneysig 08:20, Mar 16, 2010
  3. Wretched, despicable vote change but Tragicbooty, with his awesome username and awesome article, totally deserves it. Necropaxx (T) {~} Tuesday, 11:02, Mar 16 2010
  4. For. Faith was a fine first effort--here's hoping he sticks around. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 00:44, March 17, 2010 (UTC)
  5. For. For taking the George Michael on faith. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 18:32, March 19, 2010 (UTC)
  6. Symbol for vote For. Per Necropaxx, especially considering the tie vote that probably won't be broken. Don't take this bad Clueless Pedestrian, but I voted for you initially because I saw the promise in you based on my reviews of your articles. I reviewed Faith for Tragicbooty, and that was excellent. I had no idea he was a noob, so in light of the tie, i have to switch in favor of TB --Sir Skinfan13 Talk {< CUN RotM FBotM VFH ΥΣΣ Maj. SK >} 25 Mar, 2010

edit CheddarBBQ (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: -1

#Nom and Against On the Potatochopper nom page Cheddar points out that if he's nominated for NoTM he would be in a position to lose all four major awards in the same month. Who am I to stand in the way of history? Aleister in Chains 3:04 11 3 mmx Thinmint YES!!!! Icons-flag-it.png Don 15px-AAN.jpg20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg SBQ2 03:50,11March,2010

Invalid. User is not Rcmurphy. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 09:12, Mar 11
You have no proof of that.Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 21:35, March 12, 2010 (UTC)

Invalid Nom and Against. Because I just went without Internet access for over 24 hours and I'm feeling pretty goofy. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 03:29, March 15, 2010 (UTC)

edit UOTM

edit Guildensternenstein (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 3 people who felt left out because their score didn't have a funny text to go along with it
  • Nom and For I can't believe he hasn't got this yet. Guildy is a great supporter of n00bs and seasoned editors alike, has done brilliant work with his creation of Der Unwehr and subsequent supporting, etc. Absolutely and without a slightest hesitation, yes, yes, and HELL YES! Pup 03:37, 1/03/2010

100K of unnecessary chatter moved to talk page by your favorite fascist ~Jewriken.GIF 11:46, March 3, 2010 (UTC)

  • Symbol for vote For. per above. --Mn-z 03:01, March 4, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. With the end of the month looming and no new nominations in sight, I must throw my support in with the UNFÜHRER --Sir Skinfan13 Talk {< CUN RotM FBotM VFH ΥΣΣ Maj. SK >} 25 Mar, 2010

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Score: 1 Fat Italians
  • NomFor. He's been around for over a year and he's never been nominated. He deserves it.. Plus, he's the only Italian we've got. FreddAin't Dedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 03:39 • Monday, 1-03-2010
  • Symbol comment vote Comment. Actually, I have been nommed once, like 11 months ago, by Guildy. Sorry to disappoint you. Icons-flag-it.png Don 15px-AAN.jpg20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg SBQ2 20:25,1March,2010
  • Symbol comment vote Another Comment I'm not the only Italian, I'm just the best. By far. Icons-flag-it.png Don 15px-AAN.jpg20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg SBQ2 22:00,1March,2010
  • Symbol comment vote Oi vey, what's with all the comments already?! I've been here almost 3 years and have never been nommed for this. :'( The Man In Black. 23:38, March 1, 2010 (UTC)

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Score: 15 who like it doggy style
YoungBarnes

A young John Barnes. The resemblance is uncanny.

Jimy Barnes-4322

An older Jimmy Barnes.

  • Nom and For. Helps noobs, helps people with code, gives experienced users suggestions, is doing The Uncyclopedia UnSignpost, fixes unhelpful edits, and helps with other cleanup around the site. Also he's an unabashed vote whore who still manages to act like a good doggy. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 04:36, March 1, 2010 (UTC)
I reworded my nomination as per this helpful reminder by Mordillo of what UotM is truly for. I really needed to be reminded, and I imagine I'm not the only one. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 20:42, March 1, 2010 (UTC)
  • For. If I deserve this award, than Puppy does even more so. He cites my Unwehr contributions, but he has far more Unwehr Points than I. He also does Pees, does coding, and pretty much singlehandedly revived the Unsignpost. He's also the epitome of nice and polite, which is a lot more than can be said about a lot of people here. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 05:52, March 1, 2010 (UTC)
    "Single-handedly revived the UnSignpost"? I'm very grateful to him for keeping it going for the last two issues while I've been busy, but...? /me feels slightly unappreciated. --UU - natter UU Manhole 12:10, Mar 2
    Awww, I didn't quite mean it that way, UU, I very much appreciate you. In the sack, that is.Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 16:58, March 2, 2010 (UTC)
    There's another way? --UU - natter UU Manhole 18:12, Mar 2
    Well, there's the ass... —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 20:45, March 2, 2010 (UTC)
  • For. --Bald dude Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude 06:17, March 1, 2010 (UTC)
  • Forza POTR. --nldr 14:30, March 1, 2010 (UTC)
  • For Reminds me of a young John Barnes. mAttlobster. (hello) 21:51, March 1, 2010 (UTC)
  • Duh.Paizuri MUN Talkpage My Contributions 23:42, 1 March 2010 (UTC)
  • For. Puppy is the epitome of an Uncyclopedian - active across the wiki, helping out with reviews, coding stuff, helping other people with their stuff, dong stuff of his own, and remembering to have fun along the way. And all this despite being callously rejected for adoption by some cold-hearted English bastard. Puppy is a hot dog. (You may all groan now). --UU - natter UU Manhole 12:10, Mar 2
That implies there are any warm-hearted Englishmen. The Man In Black. 21:13, March 2, 2010 (UTC)
  • For They all deserve it, and Guild should have this award sewn onto his shirt, and then there's puppy, loyal to his friends and a dynamo on the site. He was one of the first to really welcome me here, and then put up my choice of a talk page corner photo (Buffity) because he realized I'm a moron at code. Things change in a few days, and the bandwagon has picked up its driver and hoisted him onto their shoulders. A good choice. ~ Aleister AIClogo 2:22 3 3 2mx
  • For. Consistently active, never loses his charm, and writes too! Necropaxx (T) {~} {{SUBST:CURRENTDAYNAME}}, {{SUBST:CURRENTTIME}}, {{SUBST:CURRENTMONTHABBREV}} {{SUBST:CURRENTDAY}} {{SUBST:CURRENTYEAR}} UTC
  • COMPLETE FOR. Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 01:13, March 6, 2010 (UTC)
  • Yeah I guess. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 23:19, March 9, 2010 (UTC)
  • For Loved his/her articles--MsuCarencro 02:43, March 11, 2010 (UTC)
  • "'Symbol for vote For.' Because I cant remember not to click on the new messages alert when I go on his talkpage User:Rifting 13:05, March 18, 2010 (UTC)
  • Really hates me, really loves Uncyclopedia. And this ain't TKF of the Month for damn sure. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 21:02, March 19, 2010 (UTC)
  • For --~Jewriken.GIF 12:44, March 26, 2010 (UTC)
  • For --Sog1970 22:54, March 28, 2010 (UTC)

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Spike the Dog (06b)

Vote for SPIKE, or he will hit you with this big blue thing.

Score: 8 who pay attention to VFD
  • Nom and for. Works consistently hard on VFD and fights to save articles and rewrites them. This is vitally important work that helps keep the site running. The sort of work SPIKE is doing requires a constant commitment and for me his willingness to provide that is worth a nomination and my vote at the very least. --Chiefjustice32X 09:32, March 1, 2010 (UTC)
  • For. Though VFD tends to be a bone yard of bad ideas/articles/jokes, Spike still sifts through them to see what can be salvaged. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 09:46, March 1, 2010 (UTC)
  • Comment. Thank you for the thought--which coincides with the Great Ice/Wind Storm of 2010, which has left me without power and off VFD for four days and counting. Hope to see you soon! Spıke ¬  14:21 1-Mar-10
  • For. Some users build skycrapers, but Spike silently trudges through the sewers looking for recyclables, a thankless task which I think deserves recognition. ~Scriptsiggy.JPGTelephonesig Star Starsig Kidneysig 08:21, Mar 2, 2010
  • For. He reminds me of the Asian who keeps rummaging through my garbage. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 21:20 Mar 2 2010
  • Symbol for vote For. Everyone here certainly deserves a nomination. Having to pick only one, I'm going with Spike, even though I hate sports. He's had lots of great writing contributions, UnNews audios, VFD work. He communicates well, makes a poor lackey, and never pisses me off. His UnNews work answered my coded messages in the form of bat fuck insane articles, begging for someone to write timely, sort of true, and funny stories, as the founding Cabal envisioned. Cheers! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 10:49, March 3, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. Per Zim. SPIKE is awesome. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 11:26, Mar 3
  • Symbol for vote For. - I took time away from digging in emc's garbage to vote for him. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 20:44, Mar. 3, 2010
  • For -RAHB 23:09, March 11, 2010 (UTC)
  • Another comment. At mid-month, I appear to be walking away with the UnNews Foolitzer Prize, as the only reasonable competitor has not only voted for me but sworn off flooding the joint with his namesake three-a-days. That award would also confer Knighthood. Doing so twice in one month to someone who doesn't vote for honors at all is ridiculous, and I will of course still be haunting VFD in April. So I hope freeing my delegates to vote their consciences will fill the rest of March with controversy and drama. Spıke ¬ 17:50 14-Mar-10

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Score: +3 "All your chocolate rain"

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Score: 0 2012 Disasters stopped by Jack Bauer

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Score: +0 fans of skin

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Score: 1 French gentlemen
  • Nom. Well, since we're having a WoTM slump, I figured I'll nominate this guy, who has the highest number of featured articles (7.5, if anyone's interested) out of all non-Wotms. ~Scriptsiggy.JPGTelephonesig Star Starsig Kidneysig 08:11, Mar 1, 2010
  • For per above --Mn-z 02:09, March 13, 2010 (UTC)

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Score: 0 Fat Italians
  • Nom. Before we start continue to hand it out to writers who haven't been around for ages, lets give it to the ones who still walk amongst us (on four limbs,) like this man. He's fat. He's Italian. He's good enough for this award, in my obviously biased opinion. FreddAin't Dedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 08:44 • Monday, 1-03-2010
    Comment: It's not "start handing it out", but "continue to hand out". ~Scriptsiggy.JPGTelephonesig Star Starsig Kidneysig 09:35, Mar 1, 2010
  • Symbol comment vote Comment. Wow, thanks Mooshy, but 1 thing quick... are you insane? Also, I'm not that fat. Icons-flag-it.png Don 15px-AAN.jpg20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg SBQ2 00:33,3March,2010

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Score: ∞ users who have done less for Uncyclopedia than Max has
  • Nom+4 OK, Max (to my knowledge) has never claimed a feature and has no FA templates making a mess of his user page. Because of that he does not show up on that Hall of Shame which some of you people appear to think is so important. However, let me tell you something... The Hall of Shame has jack all to do with measuring how much of a contribution in quality writing a user has given to Uncyclopedia. Do you ever go to new pages and encourage new writers by editing their articles? No, I doubt it. Do you ever compile lists of images and post them onto talk pages? No, I doubt it. Do you have over 30,000 edits in the mainspace, and almost 45,000 edits all together? No, I doubt it. Have you tidied up tens of thousands of articles knowing full well you will almost certainly get no credit whatsoever if you do? No, I doubt it. Why? Because you think the Hall of Shame page is a measure of how good a writer you are. Well... I'm telling you now that you are wrong. HOS means jack all, and should not be a guide for choosing WotM winners. Now, could we please prove this point by giving the award for Writer of the month this month to a user who IMO has done as much (if not more) for improving the quality of articles at Uncyclopedia as any other ever. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 12:22, Mar 3
  • For. If we took every sentence that Max has edited, and carefully compiled these sentences into appropriate collections we call paragraphs, and then compile these paragraphs into even larger collections called Articles, he would probably have 10 features by now, anyway. Also, has edited tons of my most obscure pages and shown me a better formatting method without even being asked. --Matfen 13:42, March 3, 2010 (UTC)
  • For. I don't give a fish about HoS (haven't bothered to add myself on there), and promoting the WotM for actions other than just features, but for things such as reporting in the line of duty under heavy fire or incongruously describing every annal of pain whilst under torture, yeah that's badass. (note: i may be misattributing slightly; MadMax is a solid writer) --nldr 13:52, March 3, 2010 (UTC)
Well, obviously I was not talking you Nachlader :P It's those 'other' guys! Yea... Like YOU reading this now! You know who you are... Or something... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 14:01, Mar 3
  • Symbol for vote Fourth If Max is here, then my vote has to go to him. Funnybony, Cheddar and Skinfan are worth their weight in, well, best left unsaid, and they will all have their time, but MadMax writes large everytime he moves his mouse (ifyaknowwhatImean, wink wink nudge nudge) and has done so for years and years and days and nights and. . .he and Cheddar are fun to play with on the forum picwars page too. All the nominees, writers in the first degree. ~ Aleister AIClogo 14:12 32Mx
  • Symbol for vote Fourth Ditto!--Funnybony 20:39, March 3, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. I'm flattered by the nomination this month, but I certainly have to go with MadMax, if not for all that I've seen him do around here so far, at least for his name referring to the Road Warrior. --Sir Skinfan13 Talk {< CUN RotM FBotM VFH ΥΣΣ Maj. SK >} 18:20 EST 3 Mar, 2010
  • Symbol for vote For. Let's make this one a landslide victory. —Paizuri MUN Talkpage My Contributions 23:39, 3 March 2010 (UTC)
  • For.You're obviously talking about me, aren't you, MrN? I've always assumed that MadMax mostly adds links and categories and stuff like that, because I don't check history, and because how could someone constantly make edits that are "content" in the frequency and fervour that MadMax does? Having been shown the error of my ways, I now bow my head in shame and humbly vote For. ~Scriptsiggy.JPGTelephonesig Star Starsig Kidneysig 14:23, Mar 4, 2010
Well, obviously I was not talking you Hiatus Hernia :P It's those 'other' guys! (The ones who have not yet voted for Max yet.) Yea... Like YOU reading this now! You know who you are... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 14:38, Mar 4
  • Symbol for vote For.. I can go along with this opinion having seen Mad Max make changes, revert vandals etc on articles I have contributed too. Another of the Unsung heroes of Uncylopedia. Perhaps he needs a tune now. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 17:33, March 5, 2010 (UTC)
  • For. If everyone on this wiki was like Max, maybe, just maybe, we wouldn't suck. --UU - natter UU Manhole 14:44, Mar 6
  • YES YES YES. Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 01:01, March 9, 2010 (UTC)
  • For -RAHB 19:39, March 10, 2010 (UTC)
  • Obvious For MadMax is the unbreakable wall holding back the unstoppable force that is the rest of us idiots. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 19:52, March 10, 2010 (UTC)
  • For. He has edited each and every article of mine at some point, including the donation of a dozen pictures to my Kurdish Military Industries. MadMax = Awesomeness. FreddAin't Dedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 07:11 • Friday, 12-03-2010
  • For Awesome writer but an even better helper. Rifting Icons-flag-us Contribs ... dont fall in....Complain Icons-flag-ca 382 - LOB17px-Compassrose.gif 02:04, March 13, 2010 (UTC)
Symbol for vote For helpers! Happytimes
  • For. The score text says it all. The Man In Black. 06:28, March 13, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. Rarely are we graced with contributors and writers of MadMax's efforts and caliber. I'm ashamed he hasn't won this award already. His humility (as touched upon by MrN9k) and large phallus (touched upon by those who have been so honored enough to touch it) are something to be remarked upon in their own right, but for now I'll do with having to support his WotM nomination on the sole basis of my deep admiration for his incredibly attractive and well-groomed mustache. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 01:21 Mar 14 2010
  • Symbol against vote Against. - Simply because I disagree with the nom and the concept that writing articles that becomes features are of no value, and making so many edits to different articles does. We recently had a discussion about how UotM reflects the work people do to support the community and doesn't reflect the quality of their writing, so the number of features someone has isn't important there - and WotM was pointed to as the award where that did matter. As much as I respect Mad Max, I can't support someone who has no FAs as WotM. User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sigheil Tuesday, 06:58, Mar 23 2010 UTC
  • Symbol against vote Against. - per toading to Puppy On The Radio. PoliszSir Ptok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj KUN 13:19, March 23, 2010 (UTC)
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  • Symbol for vote For. Mostly because if he wins this then there's hope for me. For serious though, I've gone on more than one "Let's see what Madmax is doing this week" tours just to see what others like me are up to... It's inspiring.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  25 Mar 2010 ~ 02:19 (UTC)
  • Comment. I respect both MadMax and MrN9000, who have both been highly productive and have helped me personally. But I have a little problem with the statement "The Hall of Shame has jack all to do with measuring how much of a contribution in quality writing a user has given to Uncyclopedia." WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 04:52, March 26, 2010 (UTC)
  • For. --~Jewriken.GIF 12:43, March 26, 2010 (UTC)

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edit Nachlader (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 9
He's written some of my favorite articles too. Why do you think I nommed him, for monkey's sake. Al sans chains a few minutes later

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Score: 13 Chained guys who are going to die due to autoerotic asphyxiation
Ah, yes. That last makes me look like a dignified member of the community. Al en'blowin'ze'canine 18:21 2 4 mmx
I least I was born right. —Pelozurian (talk) 02:30, 10 April 2010 (UTC)
  • Good job with formatting and word usage in the above comment as well.--Sir ~HELPME~ Count! Awards! Pee! Help! 02:35, April 10, 2010 (UTC)
    Oh no, here we go. The "You're gay!" "No, you're gay" train has pulled into the wotm page-station. Gay. Al sans chains 2:38 10 4 mmx
Shaddup HELLpme. —Pelozurian (talk) 02:40, 10 April 2010 (UTC)
"Furry of Goodness?" Icons-flag-it.png Don 15px-AAN.jpg20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg SBQ2 17:31,10April,2010
I meant that to say "fury." You're Italian, and can spell in English better than I can. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 20:02, April 10, 2010 (UTC)
Stupido Americano. Icons-flag-it.png Don 15px-AAN.jpg20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg SBQ2 20:11,10April,2010
Pretty much. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 22:59, April 10, 2010 (UTC)