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HowTo:Get Kicked Out of School

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  • Keep Give the Jab man a chance to spray a little bit of love-juice over the face of this article. The Oblong Lobster 21:36, 1 October 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep Thank you, I at least deserve a chance to salvage it. Jab 21:38, 1 October 2007 (UTC)
  • Sigh... --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 22:16, 1 October 2007 (UTC)
  • MEGA KEEP!!! - I would definitely refer to this article if I wasn't an honor student... -- 23:14, 1 October 2007 (UTC)
  • Bring This Article to school and get kicked out - I don't see anything stupiud here it is actaully one of the funier articles here in Uncyclopedia. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sawblade5 (talk • contribs) 00:17, 2 October 2007 (UTC)
  • WIP and V-week adoptee. Leave. It. ALONE!  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 02:45 Oct 02, 2007
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Comments I adopted the article 3 days ago and I put up a construction template. Why not give me a chance to finish it before we try to delete it? Jab 21:26, 1 October 2007 (UTC)
  • Comment - because we already have a similar article--Sir Manforman CUN 21:27, 1 October 2007 (UTC)
  • Comment - Those articles are completely different. Jab 21:30, 1 October 2007 (UTC)
This article should have been ICUed not VFD'd. It's only 5 days old. The Oblong Lobster 21:39, 1 October 2007 (UTC)
  • Comment - I VFD'd it because I thought it was to similar to HowTo:Skip School. As the author pointed out, it is a different concept and it had a construction tag, so I removed the nom--Sir Manforman CUN 22:24, 1 October 2007 (UTC)
Reading the two articles may have given you some kind of clue as to whether they were similar or not. You keep nominating articles and then striking your vote. The Oblong Lobster 22:31, 1 October 2007 (UTC)

HowTo:Be A Man

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  • Nom & Delete Dossier 16:00, 1 October 2007 (UTC)
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Crow T. Robot

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Dog's dick

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Bizarro Zim

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Harold Shipman

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  • ICU necessarily existent page 19px-MetalFlower.jpg<.talk.work.?pedia.A^{waits}_{ward}
  • Above ^ -- 19:13, 30 September 2007 (UTC)
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Toot Braunstein

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Hellmo

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North Carolina

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  • Stay, Carie, good dog,- no, not there! It was an antique! -- 19:20, 30 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Heh... Kitty Hawk ^___^ --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 02:21, 2 October 2007 (UTC)
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Μετάφραση

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  • Keep - It's in the "Translation" series of articles. If you want to delete one, you should list all of them, because they are all basically the same. Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 04:52, 1 October 2007 (UTC)
    • We might as well, since they're all short and they all suck. --General Insineratehymn 20:31, 1 October 2007 (UTC)
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Poop monster

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  • Weak Poop I found it rather amusing. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 20:51, 30 September 2007 (UTC)
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Poople

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  • Oh I get it! mmmmm...no.   Le Cejak <-> 18:39, 30 September 2007 (UTC)
  • This Is Poop - And boy, does someone like it. -- 19:09, 30 September 2007 (UTC)
  • WTF? --General Insineratehymn 19:36, 30 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Just really....no!
  • Poop --Aljolson Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson 20:07, 30 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Howdy Ho! When I heard 'poople' I immediately thought people made of poop. I didn't think of it as a color. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 20:49, 30 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 11:28, 1 October 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au 11:33, 1 October 2007 (UTC)
  • Bye A good waste of pixels --Asahatter (annoy) 11:54, 1 October 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. Tragically poor. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 13:34, 1 October 2007 (UTC)
  • Bye bye BonSig.png (Bonner) Icons-flag-gb (Talk) Oct 1, 16:20
  • Delete - Too late for Speedy?. This was plain stupid and WTF, It's a color? The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sawblade5 (talk • contribs) 23:18, 1 October 2007 (UTC)
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UnNews:17 Members of Afghan Rebels Dead

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UnNews:Iranian headcheese reveals family recipe for brownies

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Emlo

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Swerafesedergazesfesterdavteradesvbaeqaffavrateraerseed

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Iballs

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  • Slight Keep - A bit humorous, things should be added. -- 16:33, 30 September 2007 (UTC)
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  • Heh, heh. And his name sounds like 'boner'. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 11:20, 30 September 2007 (UTC)

Animal love

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Cap'n Jazz

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UnBooks:Beat the French

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Autoharp

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Post-rock

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  • Vindicate - Not too bad. At least it's relevant to the subject. Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 01:57, 27 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep, SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle
  • Keeep     EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)   16:52, 30 September 2007 (UTC)  
  • Keep - Hey, I've got an idea. If you think it's sucks, good news--it's a wiki. Edit it and improve it, you lazy arses. Yeah, there are a lot of links: it's called a satire, maybe you've heard of that. I think ubiquitous linking is comical. If no one else does, then fix it. And like Cs1987 said, it's relevant to the subject: all the post-rock fans I show this to think it's a riot. I don't think this is a great article, but the topic itself has potential. It didn't exist before I got here. User:Aleatoric 08:11, 01 October 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep Linking makes it look ugly. But some of it's quite good. A cut above deletion I would say. But who am I? The Oblong Lobster 20:37, 1 October 2007 (UTC)
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  • With regards to Aleatoric's comment; I am a huge Post Rock fan too. The problem is is the article is utter shit. If an article on Post Rock is to be created then it should be called this. Thx 19px-MetalFlower.jpg<.talk.work.?pedia.A^{waits}_{ward}
  • Kept Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 01:56, 2 October 2007 (UTC)

Pennsyltucky

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Copyright Man

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  • Keep for a week per ICU See comments below page. I placed this here to even out the votes to make sure is not acidently huffed to early. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sawblade5 (talk • contribs) 01:38, 30 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep as per Sawblade     EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)   16:52, 30 September 2007 (UTC)  
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  • Eh - It's only 2 days old, tag with {{ICU}} or {{V}}--Sir Manforman CUN 21:09, 29 September 2007 (UTC)
  • See Above (excuse to use signature!) --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 22:53, 29 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Kept with ICU. Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 06:02, 1 October 2007 (UTC)

Partially Huffable Kitten

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  • Keep Well, it looks like the crusade has begun and it's only a matter of time before the wave of deletion reaches my SGBF article. Still, before PHK gets eaten by grues, I'd like to note that "kitten huffing is sooo overused" gig doesn't work. You guys seem to forget that new people come to Uncyclopedia every day - so kitten huffing is still fun, and making articles based on it isn't wrong in any way (Or maybe I missed the moment when Uncyclopedia turned into a private humour site). I agree that Ratmaster made a bit toooo many articles - Non-Huffable kitten the Movie and Adventures of the Non-Huffable Kitten have to go, right now, along with Non-Huffing Machine. Still, deleting NHK and PHK articles - tad too much. As I said before, it will screw up a lot of worthy kitten huffing articles. I'd like to receive some HowTo: Save a page to your userspace, since the kittens of various degrees of huffability are a notable part of my own article. Erratic Communist 09:08, 29 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Weak keep This is one of our better old articles. It needs a lot of improvement. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
  • Keep     EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)   16:52, 30 September 2007 (UTC)  
  • Keep - I'm going to get people to help on it, and I hope that I will have enough people to help on the Non-Huffable Kitten to get it back up soon. -- 17:22, 30 September 2007 (UTC)
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  • Delete--Sir Manforman CUN 22:28, 28 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Stalin, Samus and Master Chief in the same sentence in an article about Kitten Huffing. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 22:44, 28 September 2007 (UTC)
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FLAMEWAR ALERT ORANGE Flamewar Advisory

  • What is the point of trying to save my articles? You deleted the trunk so you also removed the branches... I hadn't even been able to save my other article and the conversation was not even finished... Screw it. -- 22:37, 28 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Comment - I VFD'd it because I thought you weren't coming back so you wouldn't be able to finish it. --Sir Manforman CUN 22:39, 28 September 2007 (UTC)
What do you mean I wouldn't finish it and which article are you talking about? I have been having personal problems so I can't spend 24 hours a day on Uncyclopedia and I have other websites to manage and my computer has been bugged of and I get a BSoD every 20 minutes. -- 22:42, 28 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Comment - than don't post messages saying on your user page saying I'm out. A quality article has been destroyed....--Sir Manforman CUN 22:44, 28 September 2007 (UTC)
That was the fact that you destroyed my NHK article, how am I supposed to finish this article when you deleted the article this one branches off of? -- 22:49, 28 September 2007 (UTC)
  • OK Ratmaster, this is my final comment. I did not destroy your NHK article, it was an administrator, and a majority of the people voted to delete. --Sir Manforman CUN 22:52, 28 September 2007 (UTC)
You basically did by nominating it... And the fact that it was only a day, the article had many more supporters. -- 22:54, 28 September 2007 (UTC)
Nobody cares, stop taking the internet so seriously--Sir Manforman CUN 22:57, 28 September 2007 (UTC)
Pot, meet Kettle. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 22:58, 28 September 2007 (UTC)
I know people who care, and I still didn't get my other question answered.-- 23:00, 28 September 2007 (UTC)
Say, you know what's a great way to get this page and others kept? Flaming at each other through VFD! Yeah, that'll do it! OR, you could read this, perhaps take a look at this, and get busy. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:15, Sep 28
I don't mean to flame people, that's the last thing I want to do, I just don't see why the other article was deleted when it was just started to get Keeps and the fact that someone whom I had a conflict with voted delete (and continued to flame me just before the section was deleted) and there wasn't a chance (or a good gesture to) explain how I could get the article to stay, and I had read the other guide articles before. -- 23:23, 28 September 2007 (UTC)

(Outdent) Could you guys please take this to one of your talk pages if you want to continue arguing? -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 23:26, 28 September 2007 (UTC)

Steven Kelly

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New Jersey

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  • Keep - I see Jersey humor and it makes sense, especially about Route 40. -- 14:34, 30 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep as per Ratmaster and my argument on Rhode Island. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 15:34, 30 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep --Aljolson Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson 15:39, 30 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep - I was swayed by the two above--Sir Manforman CUN 15:43, 30 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep How many articles is Manforman going to nominate then change his mind on? What's the point in nominating them? The Oblong Lobster 16:24, 30 September 2007 (UTC)
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Long article

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  • Keep I don't normally like articles that are what the title is. And all I find amusing about this is the fact that it is long, but I still say keep. I think some of the 'very's should be replaced by long pointless prose. Same with the binary. The Oblong Lobster 23:26, 26 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Vindicate Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 05:09, 27 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep I like the format of this article LOL. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sawblade5 (talk • contribs) 06:49, 27 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep, SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle
  • Keep     EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)   16:52, 30 September 2007 (UTC)  
  • Keep - Can't Get Rid of Something That is filled with so much content. -- 17:19, 30 September 2007 (UTC)
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UnNews:What's hot in 2006

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  • Good bits, poorly formatted. Is no-linking a crime? Oh. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:06, 26 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Vindicate Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 10:07, 27 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep, SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle
  • Keep - People who use time machines would like to know what happened in the 6th year of horror. -- 16:36, 30 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep     EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)   16:52, 30 September 2007 (UTC)  
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Midget Power

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The Fonz

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Metal Jesus

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Dark Jesus

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London, Texas

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King Jesus

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Category:Men claiming paternity of Anna Nicole Smith's Daughter

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  • Nomination I'm really not sure about this one. This category was created back in February during the controversy of who her daughter's father was. But in April they found out Larry Birkhead was the father, rendering the joke obsolete. We could just change it to "Men that claimed paternity...", but at this point it's just old news. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 04:47, 29 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete yeah sure, old joke.   Le Cejak <-> 05:03, 29 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au 08:15, 29 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete --Aljolson Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson 18:06, 29 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete 'Twas funny the time it was created, now it's just outdated.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 18:07 Sep 29, 2007
  • Delete --General Insineratehymn 00:23, 30 September 2007 (UTC)
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Racism against Maori

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Non-Huffable Kitten, The Movie

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I moved this to my user page but I don't think I did it right, did I do anything wrong? Link: Non-Huffable Kitten, The Movie -- 11:50, 29 September 2007 (UTC)

Idaho

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  • Delete - to many red links and it is just piss poor--Sir Manforman CUN 22:34, 28 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au 08:10, 29 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep. It could be redeemed if someone would take a few minutes to retool it and either add to it or delete the crap that's there. We shouldn't give up on entries so easily. --Captain Finding Nemo 08:56, 29 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Week Delete The page is OK, the Trivia section is crap though. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sawblade5 (talk • contribs) 11:35, 29 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete and Rewrite But you need the Sophia license plate! -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 07:26, 30 September 2007 (UTC)
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West Virginia

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  • Delete--Sir Manforman CUN 22:26, 28 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Geez We've already deleted North, South, and East Virginia. Remember that Christmas letter about how horrible the world would be with no Virginias? -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 05:11, 29 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au 08:07, 29 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete, or Kentuckistan can conquer it. SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle
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Georgia (U.S. State)

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  • Delete--Sir Manforman CUN 22:24, 28 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au 08:06, 29 September 2007 (UTC)
  • The Devil can play his fiddle in hell -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 18:11, 29 September 2007 (UTC)
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White Phosphorus Jesus

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The Justice League of Jesus

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This Page Does Not Exist

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  • Make it not exist, as it completely ruins the effect of typing in "This page does not exist" to the search box, and having This page does NOT exist appear. Let me be clear: It is just the redirect I want to disappear, not the article it goes to. I'm a purist, and would nom the latter article for VFD, except that it was a winner of PLS, so I think it should be moved back to The nonexistent page, which was its original title, rather than huffed. Yes, I am expecting this to be argued on heartily, get me flamed, shunned, probably banned, etc. Bite me.     EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)   18:47, 30 September 2007 (UTC)  
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