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Uncyclopedia:Useless Gobshite of the Month

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  • Strong Keep. So It has finally come to this. I thought it would have been Spang who would do the honors, but you seem to have robbed him of his glory. Additionally, you nominated this pretty much as petty retribution for getting nommed yourself, but that's a moot point considering my other arguments. First of all, it's a cornerstone of Uncyclopedia. It's been around since God knows when, and it's one of the "big four". We can't dispose of it so easily as that, if ever. Lots of people like it, even if some don't, and don't go pitting all your drama against UGotM. The only drama UGotM caused recently is the whole deal over Manforman, but what does that really amount to in the big picture? It's been a staple of Uncyclopedia for over two years, and it's a bloody comedy award on a comedy site. "Hateful namecalling contest"? It's a joke. Some people just make stupid nominations, have you ever considered that? No one's getting banned over UGotM either. Sometimes it's not a joke, I'll give you that, but every time it isn't, it's just because we either found someone highly deserving of the award like Zeldafan or SU182, or someone already nominated turns it into a serious issue themselves. Get with the program, it's been here for 2 years, it should be obvious enough already. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 11:27, 20 September 2007 (UTC)
I beg to differ, we lost (albeit temporarily) an admin due to UgotM nomination, and had some other petty fights over there (the one I can remember from the top of my head is Acid Ammo trying to settle a score with Rataube...). ~Jewriken.GIF 12:24, 20 September 2007 (UTC)
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  • NOT funny, NOT good, NOT cool. I was nommed (by manforman, whom I voted for but will soon retract), and, uh, I don't see the "humor" in this. There's a reason we can ban people, we don't have to make it impossible for them to rejoin in good faith, do we? It seems like a hateful namecalling contest.--  Le Cejak <-> 06:02, 20 September 2007 (UTC)
  • While this page used to have a point, where someone who was bad enough to keep but not bad enough to ban got a jab in the ribs telling him or her to shape up, it has degenerated, rather consistently, into a page of bad vibes, drama and, yes, gobshitery. I never really liked this page, it's time for it to go. Uncyclopedia would be better off without it. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:40, 20 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete - It kind of worked before, but it just seems to get more lame, spiteful, dramatic and unfunny every month. Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 07:12, 20 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete There is no need for such an award anymore. Part of the problem is that now we're much bigger and there's more gobshittery to go around. Also, people have begun taking this seriously, which is perhaps what it should be. The drama this month alone has led to adversity and anger and spite and whatnot. I take it to be a big part of why everyone's been so on edge lately. Big, bad, and ugly.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 11:11, 20 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Not Funny - If a user is an asshole, you ban them, you don't feed the trolls, you ban them, simple as that--Sir Manforman CUN 11:37, 20 September 2007 (UTC)
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  • I started a conversation HERE --  Le Cejak <-> 06:06, 20 September 2007 (UTC)
  • I've got a better idea. Just lock it up. Keep it as a reminder of how we all turned into a little gobshite ourselves. SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle
  • How about we let it rest for a few months and reinstate it again? ~Jewriken.GIF 10:02, 20 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Abstain - Too much pressure. --AAA! (AAAA) 11:32, 20 September 2007 (UTC)
  • CUN, petty retribution was voting for man4man right after he deleted my nomination! It made me realize what this page actually is (see above). --  Le Cejak <-> 14:30, 20 September 2007 (UTC)
  • I've currently protected the page, and it will stay that way until enough people sign. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 14:34, 20 September 2007 (UTC)

Daniel Diep

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  • DELETE THAT CRAP TANDY!!!- Crappy article that wasn't deleted in QVFD before. --RandomDie 20:28, 19 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Kerkill and to add, I put this vanity on QVFD days ago without it being deleted. QVFD doesn't seem to be getting the attention it deserves from admins.... --Dexter111344 20:32, 19 September 2007 (UTC)
  • This? Vanity? Impossible! --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 21:09, 19 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Yeah... this article is a pile of unfunny shit. --Dogeater 2:45, 19 September 2007
  • Delete --Aljolson Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson 22:39, 19 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au 00:20, 20 September 2007 (UTC)
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I'm In Your Base Killin' Your Dudes

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UnNews:Bush Threatens World with Pistol

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Sword of Omens

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  • Delete It's quite a bit worse than you'd believe. Beyond the random number and name dropping, we have mind-numbing length. Which is good if the article is of the same caliber, but bad if the article is as bad as this one. I read through the whole thing, and I'm a stronger person for it. Plus, now I know how to not write a funny article. Because this one is bad....really bad.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 02:30, 19 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au 03:10, 19 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete - Random and unfunny. Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 05:35, 19 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. Random. Painfully drawn out. Badly formatted. Incoherent. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 08:56, 19 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete --Aljolson Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson 20:37, 19 September 2007 (UTC)
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The great pasta war

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  • Delete Because it contains Chuck Norris, and it also is perhaps the most scattershot and random article I've seen in recent memory. Who would've thought that "Enter Jesus" could be worse than one expected it to be? Incredible.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 02:26, 19 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete --General Insineratehymn 02:31, 19 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au 03:07, 19 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete - Random and unfunny. Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 05:34, 19 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. Norris, Gore, Jesus, and a whole heap of random. I need a cup of tea after reading this. With two sugars! --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 08:53, 19 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Urge to vote Keep just because of how hilariously awful it is. This is like the Plan 9 of articles. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 11:25, 19 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Let's see... A horrible Oscar Wilde quote, mentions of Smurfs, a fight between Italians and Chuck Norris, Al Gore being Chuck Norris's apprentice, Germans intervining on the side of the Italians, WW2, and that's all before we get to Jesus's arrival... Um... do I have to say it? Fine. Kerkill this bitch! Do it O.J.! Imagine it is Nicole! --Dexter111344 20:09, 19 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Feature Chuck Norris --Aljolson Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson 20:39, 19 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete - I sort of love it. The Oblong Lobster 21:38, 19 September 2007 (UTC)
  • So bad, its good! What TKF said, also, that was the WORST Oscar Wilde quote I've seen in ages.--RandomDie 23:21, 19 September 2007 (UTC)
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UnNews:"International Wiki Vandalism Day 1973"

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Peepee

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  • Delete. Utterly moronic. Only has two sentences aside from the lists. ----OEJ 18:28, 18 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete --  Le Cejak <-> 19:47, 18 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete --Aljolson Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson 20:15, 18 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Blech. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 21:13, 18 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete --General Insineratehymn 22:29, 18 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Kerkill I knew it'd say Chuck Norris if I kept reading. --Dexter111344 00:30, 19 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au 03:05, 19 September 2007 (UTC)
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WikiHell

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Universal Wang Theorem

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  • Delete. Per lounge nom. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 11:19, 18 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete ASAP. An exceptionally stupid Norris, short and with no images. ----OEJ 13:02, 18 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete --Aljolson Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson 20:39, 18 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete --General Insineratehymn 22:29, 18 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete--Sir Manforman CUN 23:08, 18 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au 00:43, 19 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Kerkill per the crap Oscar Wilde quote, stupid jokes a 5th grader would find funny but wouldn't actually understand(including stupid Chuck Norris jokes), and the way they threw the Power Rangers at the end. Did I cover everything? --Dexter111344 01:48, 19 September 2007 (UTC)
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Dawn

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  • Nom and Delete Is the same article as Hikari, only with even more bullshit. --Aljolson Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson 01:08, 19 September 2007 (UTC)
  • DELETE!!! Wasn't funny then, still not funny today. RandomDie 01:27, 19 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Kerkill Didn't we already delete a Dawn article? I know we deleted a May article... Well, this is just pointless perverted Pokemon crap. And if someone doesn't find a place for those pictures then delete them, too. --Dexter111344 01:36, 19 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Destroy, murder, maim, maul, obliterate, demolish, ruin, torpedo, destruct, kill, pulverize, etc. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 02:03, 19 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Kill and all those things TKF said. For the second time in a week.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 02:05 Sep 19, 2007
  • Delete --General Insineratehymn 02:34, 19 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au 03:06, 19 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete and CVP, unless somebody can think of a suitable redirect target. Pentium5dot1 04:54, 19 September 2007 (UTC)
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Holiday Hawk

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  • Delete. - As I said when this was on VFH, this has absolutely no humour that isn't random, stupid and irrelevant. Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 03:14, 18 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. As per Cs. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:32, 18 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au 06:56, 18 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. Random and namedroppy. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 10:22, 18 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. Ditto Under_user: incoherent randumbness and memes: Jesus Christ, George Bush, and Oprah Winfrey. Get over it. ----OEJ 13:13, 18 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. I'm not averse to random humour, but that's going a bit too far. RabbiTechno 18:27, 18 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete --  Le Cejak <-> 19:50, 18 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete --Aljolson Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson 20:48, 18 September 2007 (UTC)
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Jewfish

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  • OK, WIP expired and hasn't been touched for a while now. Can we get rid of this crap err...carp? ~Jewriken.GIF 10:54, 18 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. I don't see a pressing reason to keep it. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 11:05, 18 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. "(Want a healthier meal? Try not eating so much crap)" is sort of inspired, though. RabbiTechno 18:37, 18 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Now I can vote delete and not feel guitly about it. Too bad, I was hoping that I was a rabid anti-semite. I'm just rabid, I guess. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:07, 18 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete --  Le Cejak <-> 19:50, 18 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete --Aljolson Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson 20:42, 18 September 2007 (UTC)
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  • For the future, I'd like to point out that pages with expired WIP (or ICU for that matter) tags should not then have those tags removed for the purpose of VFDing them. It's a waste of time and effort on everyone's part. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 22:08, 18 September 2007 (UTC)

Shitbear

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(sigh) This is not what VFD is for. —Hinoa talk.kun 21:53, 18 September 2007 (UTC)

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Bucknell

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Incredibly Obscure Japanese Video Game

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  • Keep and tag with {{expand}}. I like the concept... a lot. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 17:41, 13 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep I love the concept. It needs a rewrite or to be expanded, though. --Dexter111344 00:34, 14 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 13:47, 14 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep as per all above, with the excpetion of the guy whosaid nothing. Hooray for obscurity! Mr. Briggs Inc.! Eh?
  • Keep It has some potential. 'Nuff said RandomDie 03:55, 15 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 14:01, 15 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep. Could turn into something good. RabbiTechno 11:30, 16 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep--Sir Manforman CUN 13:19, 16 September 2007 (UTC)
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Never Again

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  • Keep Because it has a list in that actually works for a change. --Strange (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 08:42, 14 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep. Never again/Is what you swore/The time before. Never again/Is what you swore/The time before... Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 13:35, 14 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep "Never again." Me on this article being put on VFD --Dexter111344 02:29, 15 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep This is not bad, somewhat satirically written, and no in-jokes (except for the quotes, and they are there for a good reason). Mr. Briggs Inc. 13:06, 15 September 2007 (UTC) Eh?
  • Keep --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 14:04, 15 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep - not too bad at all, funny in parts. RabbiTechno 11:35, 16 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep The quotes work. The list works. A rarity. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
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Not a Zaku

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  • Keep I love Gundam. --Dexter111344 01:33, 13 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep - This is funny to Gundam fans, that is a large audience. This article Passes. --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 03:38, 13 September 2007 (UTC)
  • This is not that bad! Not that bad! Not feature quality, but you can tell the writer wrote this with a good understanding of the subject, unhindered by mind-altering drugs making them substitute pop-culture figures in place of characters. Mr. Briggs Inc. Eh?
  • Steamroller--Sir Manforman CUN 19:07, 16 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep-I added some content, so the listings which random users keep spamming random stuff into doesn't take upper hand (it was a major flaw in the Master Asia article). I think gundam deserves this just as much as DBZ deserves over 9000-User:X-Calibre 14:00, 17 September 2007 (UTC)
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  • Knowing, as I do, sweet FA about the subject, I respectfully Abstain. (Although surely those lists need pruning?) --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 07:47, 13 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Abstain for the same reason. Never heard of Gundam before seeing it on here. RabbiTechno 11:36, 16 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Kept -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 02:51, 18 September 2007 (UTC)

Under construction

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  • Delete. Concept has been done to death. Redirect to procrastination or something similar. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 23:05, 16 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. [Remember to insert witty delete reason here later.]  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 23:18 Sep 16, 2007
  • Delete This page is a work in progress. But let's give it a chance. The author will finish it later. Or maybe not. Should they choose the latter, within seven days, this page will not exist anymore. Now, go away! - as it has passed the 7 day limit, it shall be deleted--Sir Manforman CUN 23:24, 16 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete --General Insineratehymn 23:39, 16 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete --Aljolson Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson 00:31, 17 September 2007 (UTC)
  • D_le_e Article could have been good, but the author changed how he did it after the first section. --Dexter111344 02:17, 17 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au 07:51, 17 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. How original. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 08:58, 17 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. RabbiTechno 09:28, 17 September 2007 (UTC)
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Chipendale, Minnesota

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Gibson

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  • Keep - It is a weird made up story, but I kinda like it. Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 05:07, 17 September 2007 (UTC)
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EA Games

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IBM

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Tuvalu

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Uber-pea

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  • Weak keep Funny in places. Needs a lot of work, though. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
  • Keep. Article's not so hot, but good pics with funny captions. RabbiTechno 09:40, 17 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Some rewriting but it deserves to live! ~Jewriken.GIF 14:42, 17 September 2007 (UTC)
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  • (abstain) The article is up-front about being a riff on Joel Veitch's flash comic Tales of the Blode but in my opinion it needs to extend Veitch's ideas. It needs to add value to the raw material. ----OEJ 14:53, 17 September 2007 (UTC)

The Allman Brothers

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Template:Math

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  • Keep. Seems functional enough, and definitely comprehensive. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 20:22, 16 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep. I made that thing, and all it needs is a show/hide button. If it had that, I bet it wouldn't have been nommed. --  Le Cejak <-> 20:24, 16 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Le Keep. Navigational templates are useful for finding articles you don't know existed.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 20:28 Sep 16, 2007
  • Keep. Does what it says. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 08:45, 17 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep - as Dr. Skullthumper suggests, it'd led me to a few I've not seen before. RabbiTechno 09:44, 17 September 2007 (UTC)
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  • Delete - non needed template, OK, I'm done nominating articles for VFD today--Sir Manforman CUN 20:20, 16 September 2007 (UTC)
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  • Shrink down your sig Cajek, it's to big, you don't want to deal with Famine--Sir Manforman CUN 20:25, 16 September 2007 (UTC)
    • I don't see why he'll need to shrink it down, there are plenty of bigger templates, such as that Axis of Evildoers one, or UnMedia. If it peeves you so much, just add a {{hide}} option. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 20:30, 16 September 2007 (UTC)
  • ok, how's that? Also, man, I worked a long time on that... maybe you think ONE part of it is interesting, like the pictures?--  Le Cejak <-> 20:28, 16 September 2007 (UTC)
  • I guess it's not that bad, just don't create so many in the future, there not necessary--Sir Manforman CUN 20:31, 16 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Uh, yeah, I've been bugged lately. However, THIS template has a random feature, so you can explore all those crazy articles. Maybe fix them up while you're passing through! --  Le Cejak <-> 20:32, 16 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Retracting - just got in a huffing mood, an admin can remove the nom when they get to it, afterall, it's not that bad--Sir Manforman CUN 20:34, 16 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Kept -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 02:56, 18 September 2007 (UTC)

The Box Ghost

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  • Keep - I find the concept of a ghost obsessed with boxes funny, so sue me. --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 21:14, 12 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep - Not many people seem to want to vote on this one. This tells me we should keep it. It isn't too bad. Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 03:14, 13 September 2007 (UTC)
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  • You know, I have hated this particular article for a long time. Articles based on Nickelodeon kids' TV seem to be, without exception, written by kids who spend their time watching Nickelodeon and not learning anything about the real world, intelligent humor, or how to write English prose. However, Wickedpedia has an article on the Box Ghost, and the piece to hand is relatively well-developed. I can't vote to delete it, and I won't ever vote to keep it. How's that for ineffectual? ----OEJ 21:46, 11 September 2007 (UTC)

Trying Harder

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Dobby

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Polka

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Grand Theft Auto: Vietnam Stories

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  • Keep lah This article has a lot of potential to become funny. All it needs is more ideas.--Omb 00:45, 15 September 2007 (UTC)
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  • Nom and Delete Badly thought out and unfunny --BonSig.png (Bonner) Icons-flag-gb (Talk) 20:36, 14 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete --Aljolson Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson 20:56, 14 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Kerkill I think we should dedicate all GTA-related efforts to making good articles for actual GTA games instead of making idiotic pages about non-existence GTA games. --Dexter111344 02:18, 15 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. Short, picless, and a classic no-jokes summary of something that does not exist in the real world. ----OEJ 10:25, 15 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Huff - BTW, "Sargent" is spelled Sergeant. N00b. --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 13:33, 15 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au 14:21, 15 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. Short, not funny, badly written, badly punctuated etc etc. Fails on all counts. RabbiTechno 11:23, 16 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. Crap. Get rid. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 14:21, 16 September 2007 (UTC)
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Fat humans

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  • Consider a redirect to Fat People, which is a much better article with a title of essentially the same meaning. Not sure if anything is worth merging. Pentium5dot1 23:54, 15 September 2007 (UTC)

Monumental fuckwit

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Ambrose Bierce

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  • Abstain. Most definitely not vanity and contains the germ of a satirical look at a master satirist, but is but too short and underdeveloped. ----OEJ 00:36, 15 September 2007 (UTC)

Zeratul

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  • Delete. Essentially one massive, eye-goggling text block. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 17:07, 15 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete That "Mormowned" picture is kind of funny, though. --Aljolson Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson 17:23, 15 September 2007 (UTC)
  • This is one sentence "Zeratul then braved the catacombs, decyphered the runes, recovered the holy scripture, beat the game "Lune" (or whatever the hell its called) and all its sequels, slayed the mighty spider queen, convinced the kid in "The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe", that turkish delight isn't actually anything special (and that it's only the name that implies), blew up ASCN's second Titan making Cyvok cry again, out Michael Moored Michael Moore, proved to Tom Cruise that Scientology is ridiculous by driving him even more insane with that crap about his many ventures through the cosmos, impressed nerds everywhere with his super cool lightsaber (see: Warpblade), studied why Napoleon Dynamite had a similair name to that French conquoror guy that wasn't actually born in France but unfortunately never discovered the answer in time because he probably didn't feel comfortable talking to the director and producers, gained the key to the city, associated with several futurist societys, became the first ever living heart donor which gained him a position in the guiness book of world records (Protoss have, in fact, three hearts), laughed at Brown and his theory on the "golden ratio" and fibonacci numbers, managed to not be driven insane by the look of Big Boss, voted for an independant party, improved on various yoga classes, acted as a movie extra for both the Halo and Warcraft movies, defeated the mighty spider king, told Ted Turner that he'd take over for his role as Captain Planet but then got away with burning his costume at the last second, said "Hey, at least I tried to cure aids" and "you know, all my ventures through the cosmos and that other crap with protoss tech never found a cure for cancer, figure that... actually wait I'm lying, I really don't have the time...", almost proved certain elements of Einstein's 'general theory of relativity' wrong in a 800 page plus thesis and scientific debate on national television (while attempting to back up his explanations with proof that his private Battleship/Carrier Class Hybrid Cruiser could exceed at speeds of Warp 557 when not in subspace), won a pancake and burger eating race, brought home a midly but only temporarily successful fashion style involving expensive robes laced with incomprehensible dark templar runes, tried to introduce a remedy for aging skin, managed to produce a satisfactory article that made it to both Wikipedia and Uncyclopedia in the same form and then parodied that same article on Uncyclopedia, joined the mass mob of those after Lucky's lucky charms, saved Christmas, attended Rock Star Super Nova (he didn't sing unfortunately), uncovered the fabeled keystone, actually realised what the hell Picasso was getting at that entire time, contributed to the release of General Mills new Orgasmically Delicious Lucky Charms (to coincide with his epic plan of course), defeated Phillip J. Fry in a coffee consumption dance off, formulated a brilliant new idea for a webcomic, had a kick ass 3 day blog and another youtube blog that almost distracted all other viewers from the mass of hawt female bloggers out there, rediscovers the long unknown secret of how to precisely use "Ctrl-Z" to actually undo a mistake during a game of StarCraft online, learned how to precisely use "alt-f4" to actually ultimately win a game of StarCraft, gave SolidSamurai that idea for World of StarCraft (GameSpot only kinda helped, but then again they also kinda suck, so who cares?), found out why Barq's is known to have bite as well as realising how damn lame it was and ultimately destroying the massive commercialization gig in the process, partly contributed to the reason commercials are kinda funny these days, offered suggestions to the director (he actually listened) on how to make the Eragon Movie cool when really he made it crappy due to waking up in a fit of rage one morning, managed to refrain from obsessing over captain Jack Sparrow upon seeing the second Pirates of the Carribean movie, almost became poker champion, survived an unbroadcasted episode of celebrity deathmatch, stated that Marilyn Monroe had wanted to have sex with him a long time ago and was praised for it because Marilyn Monroe could never reject that statement because she never even heard of it or is dead or whatever, tried the epic mix of Terran, Zerg, and Protoss champaign all in one, won a game of StarCraft with the zealot metallic penis strategy several times in a row on an unbroadcasted WCG convention, mentioned the Illuminati once and MIGHT have talked to a guy involved in that shit, read War of the Worlds and provided proof as to why Alien capitol ships actually are capable of surviving nuclear detonations, read the whole 8bit Theater series in a single sitting, beat Halo 2 on legendary, found the keystone socket, decyphered more runes through use of the holy scripture, acted as an inside informer to the Catholic church for further info, created a paradox in spacetime that strangely forced idiots to believe Jessica Simpson was hotter then she actually was (ppl, of course, thought this years ago, however this only happened recently; which makes it a paradox) as well as contribute to Lindsay Lohan's rise to fame and actually make a teen movie like "Mean Girls" kinda good, as well as help influence a kid to help win an unrelated alien race's war against other unrelated fascist aliens through a key battle that played out similair to that of a game of checkers, somehow influenced Stan Smith from American Dad to drop the pamphlet of the disco advertisement from the 21st century onto the ground during the 80s which led to the time paradox of allowing the alien from American Dad to create Disco, led to the death of that random Soviet spy on the news, inadvertedly caused the U2 American Spy Plane to be shot down by Soviets, told Chuck Norris that he should give the Mona Lisa that smile as a joke and was surprised when Chuck actually went out and did it, inadvertedly gave that Russian comedian the idea for the "In Soviet Russia..." catch phrase through the time paradox, humiliated several dozen girls online during cybersex sessions, found the answer as to why the hell there would be a word of death in the Chronicles of Narnia series that kills every lifeform on a planet except for the one who utters the word, fooled the Wizard of Oz somehow, out munchkined the munchkins, almost outdid Rayne from "Least I Could Do" in picking up women (mostly with a statement of the fact that Marilynne Monroe wanted to do him at one point), influenced Stewie Griffin into kicking Brian's ass and then causing another time paradox that inadvertedly led to Stewie being punched into a moving bus near the end of that episode, designed the dirty Coca Cola advertisement with the Woman pleasing herself, found the next clue by mixing audios of "Infested Butter Jelly Time", "Peanut Butter Jelly Time", and "Peanut Butter Jelly Time Featuring Brian the Dog in a Bannana Suit" whilst playing them backwards, heard mention of Area 51 one time or other in some random conversation, and decoded the final rune which lead to a certain strike assault in a certain way on a random Hybrid hive, whilst performing a funked disco dance beat mixed with the safety dance in a certain way such that the hybrid dance, when ended with Austin Powers hand signal thing that destroys robot-women, killed the hybrids.". Also, it's not funny. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:50, 15 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete --General Insineratehymn 23:08, 15 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au 03:07, 16 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. RabbiTechno 11:14, 16 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. And quick, to get that lengthy comment from MO out of here! --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 14:35, 16 September 2007 (UTC)
    Comment. What lengthy comment? You mean this...This is one sentence "Zeratul then braved the catacombs, decyphered the runes, recovered the holy scripture, beat the game "Lune" (or whatever the hell its called) and all its sequels, slayed the mighty spider queen, convinced the kid in "The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe", that turkish delight isn't actually anything special (and that it's only the name that implies), blew up ASCN's second Titan making Cyvok cry again, out Michael Moored Michael Moore, proved to Tom Cruise that Scientology is ridiculous by driving him even more insane with that crap about his many ventures through the cosmos, impressed nerds everywhere with his super cool lightsaber (see: Warpblade), studied why Napoleon Dynamite had a similair name to that French conquoror guy that wasn't actually born in France but unfortunately never discovered the answer in time because he probably didn't feel comfortable talking to the director and producers, gained the key to the city, associated with several futurist societys, became the first ever living heart donor which gained him a position in the guiness book of world records (Protoss have, in fact, three hearts), laughed at Brown and his theory on the "golden ratio" and fibonacci numbers, managed to not be driven insane by the look of Big Boss, voted for an independant party, improved on various yoga classes, acted as a movie extra for both the Halo and Warcraft movies, defeated the mighty spider king, told Ted Turner that he'd take over for his role as Captain Planet but then got away with burning his costume at the last second, said "Hey, at least I tried to cure aids" and "you know, all my ventures through the cosmos and that other crap with protoss tech never found a cure for cancer, figure that... actually wait I'm lying, I really don't have the time...", almost proved certain elements of Einstein's 'general theory of relativity' wrong in a 800 page plus thesis and scientific debate on national television (while attempting to back up his explanations with proof that his private Battleship/Carrier Class Hybrid Cruiser could exceed at speeds of Warp 557 when not in subspace), won a pancake and burger eating race, brought home a midly but only temporarily successful fashion style involving expensive robes laced with incomprehensible dark templar runes, tried to introduce a remedy for aging skin, managed to produce a satisfactory article that made it to both Wikipedia and Uncyclopedia in the same form and then parodied that same article on Uncyclopedia, joined the mass mob of those after Lucky's lucky charms, saved Christmas, attended Rock Star Super Nova (he didn't sing unfortunately), uncovered the fabeled keystone, actually realised what the hell Picasso was getting at that entire time, contributed to the release of General Mills new Orgasmically Delicious Lucky Charms (to coincide with his epic plan of course), defeated Phillip J. Fry in a coffee consumption dance off, formulated a brilliant new idea for a webcomic, had a kick ass 3 day blog and another youtube blog that almost distracted all other viewers from the mass of hawt female bloggers out there, rediscovers the long unknown secret of how to precisely use "Ctrl-Z" to actually undo a mistake during a game of StarCraft online, learned how to precisely use "alt-f4" to actually ultimately win a game of StarCraft, gave SolidSamurai that idea for World of StarCraft (GameSpot only kinda helped, but then again they also kinda suck, so who cares?), found out why Barq's is known to have bite as well as realising how damn lame it was and ultimately destroying the massive commercialization gig in the process, partly contributed to the reason commercials are kinda funny these days, offered suggestions to the director (he actually listened) on how to make the Eragon Movie cool when really he made it crappy due to waking up in a fit of rage one morning, managed to refrain from obsessing over captain Jack Sparrow upon seeing the second Pirates of the Carribean movie, almost became poker champion, survived an unbroadcasted episode of celebrity deathmatch, stated that Marilyn Monroe had wanted to have sex with him a long time ago and was praised for it because Marilyn Monroe could never reject that statement because she never even heard of it or is dead or whatever, tried the epic mix of Terran, Zerg, and Protoss champaign all in one, won a game of StarCraft with the zealot metallic penis strategy several times in a row on an unbroadcasted WCG convention, mentioned the Illuminati once and MIGHT have talked to a guy involved in that shit, read War of the Worlds and provided proof as to why Alien capitol ships actually are capable of surviving nuclear detonations, read the whole 8bit Theater series in a single sitting, beat Halo 2 on legendary, found the keystone socket, decyphered more runes through use of the holy scripture, acted as an inside informer to the Catholic church for further info, created a paradox in spacetime that strangely forced idiots to believe Jessica Simpson was hotter then she actually was (ppl, of course, thought this years ago, however this only happened recently; which makes it a paradox) as well as contribute to Lindsay Lohan's rise to fame and actually make a teen movie like "Mean Girls" kinda good, as well as help influence a kid to help win an unrelated alien race's war against other unrelated fascist aliens through a key battle that played out similair to that of a game of checkers, somehow influenced Stan Smith from American Dad to drop the pamphlet of the disco advertisement from the 21st century onto the ground during the 80s which led to the time paradox of allowing the alien from American Dad to create Disco, led to the death of that random Soviet spy on the news, inadvertedly caused the U2 American Spy Plane to be shot down by Soviets, told Chuck Norris that he should give the Mona Lisa that smile as a joke and was surprised when Chuck actually went out and did it, inadvertedly gave that Russian comedian the idea for the "In Soviet Russia..." catch phrase through the time paradox, humiliated several dozen girls online during cybersex sessions, found the answer as to why the hell there would be a word of death in the Chronicles of Narnia series that kills every lifeform on a planet except for the one who utters the word, fooled the Wizard of Oz somehow, out munchkined the munchkins, almost outdid Rayne from "Least I Could Do" in picking up women (mostly with a statement of the fact that Marilynne Monroe wanted to do him at one point), influenced Stewie Griffin into kicking Brian's ass and then causing another time paradox that inadvertedly led to Stewie being punched into a moving bus near the end of that episode, designed the dirty Coca Cola advertisement with the Woman pleasing herself, found the next clue by mixing audios of "Infested Butter Jelly Time", "Peanut Butter Jelly Time", and "Peanut Butter Jelly Time Featuring Brian the Dog in a Bannana Suit" whilst playing them backwards, heard mention of Area 51 one time or other in some random conversation, and decoded the final rune which lead to a certain strike assault in a certain way on a random Hybrid hive, whilst performing a funked disco dance beat mixed with the safety dance in a certain way such that the hybrid dance, when ended with Austin Powers hand signal thing that destroys robot-women, killed the hybrids."? That wasn't a comment. That was a quote, for the most part. This is a comment. This too. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:26, 16 September 2007 (UTC)
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  • Delete. Name-dropping, talking about an anime character's hotness, and overall lack of humor. Also a political plug at the end. It seems like poorly done political satire, although I'm not sure. I'd tag it "rewrite," but I don't really see a strong concept here.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 02:26 Sep 14, 2007
  • Damn it, I thought I told the kid to over-emphasize the whole "get off scot free" thing and to not at all emphasize the Pokemon character! Ж Cake-eating Cave Monkey or was it a giant monster or a robot? 02:32, 14 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 02:33, 14 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Yep. ~Jewriken.GIF 08:43, 14 September 2007 (UTC)
  • I care not--Dark Paladin X 10:59, 14 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au 11:19, 14 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. I don't see much here at all, to be honest. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 11:44, 14 September 2007 (UTC)
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  • Delete --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 02:20, 14 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Anything that has BIG BOSS on it must go. ~Jewriken.GIF 08:43, 14 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au 11:19, 14 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. Nano-seconds of thought have gone into this. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 11:42, 14 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete - Crap in most respects. Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 14:22, 14 September 2007 (UTC)
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  • Delete --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 01:59, 14 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete "Atomic Betty is a show about a slut who gets repeatedly raped by her pedophile friends Sparky the gay alien and X-5 the robotic version of Sadam Hussein". Sigh. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 08:43, 14 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au 11:18, 14 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. Does a good job of summing up many popular delete reasons in one sustained piece of crap. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 11:41, 14 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete - Please. This article has scarred me for life. Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 14:21, 14 September 2007 (UTC)
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  • Delete--Sir Manforman CUN 21:20, 13 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 23:08, 13 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au 23:12, 13 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. Pathetic. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 11:39, 14 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete - I almost laughed, but whatever humour there was seemed to completely disappear after about 2 seconds. Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 13:55, 14 September 2007 (UTC)
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