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F.C.A.

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  • Blarch Acrocruft. Author can't decide what it's supposed to stand for. --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 19:27, 24 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete --General Insineratehymn 19:29, 24 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au 02:39, 25 June 2007 (UTC)
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Goatse Goggles

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  • Keep I rather like it actually - doesn't contain any goatse, merely satirises ED etc users, and does so with great restraint. I shall take a copy for my own amusement. --Strange (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 11:01, 24 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep I think it's ok, with a little improvement could be good --DorkLord 13:59, 24 June 2007 (UTC)
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  • Goatse, ED, and 4chan all in one. Oh dear. Though I thought I'd ask here first, just in case. Spang talk 12:09, 24 Jun 2007
  • [Insert Generic Mythbusters delete message here, and hope the SbU dosen't get pissed off] --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 00:11, 24 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Get my big book of torture. I'm going to do things to it that are deemed forbidden by the Catholic Church. --General Insineratehymn 00:15, 24 June 2007 (UTC)
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University of Dallas

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Votes for deletion template seems to have gone kerpoofle. Somebody might want to fix that. --SirIsaac 01:31, 24 June 2007 (UTC)

Vienna sausage

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PTA Tour

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Jeff Gannon

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Frictional force

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Template:Welles

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  • Keep Agreed that it's useless as a template, but I converted it into a dig at all the Wilde quotes instead. --Strange (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 23:35, 23 June 2007 (UTC)
  • YOU LEAVE ORSON ALONE! He's Peter's closest, most dearest friend!!!!! :) --THINKER 23:37, 23 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Strong Keep - Yes, it is a useless template. However, the template page itself is almost certainly the funniest template page on the site. Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 03:43, 24 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Shh, you don't want to see it on VFD do you? Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 12:59, 24 June 2007 (UTC)
Thank you. Any more articles/templates you'd like me to vet? Bone_F_clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 06/25 13:53
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Fish Supper

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General Tso's Chicken

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Justice Department

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Allsvenskan

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Leper Days

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Weak Keep. Can't believe I'm breaking the tie with this vote, but it could be worked on. --SirIsaac 02:00, 24 June 2007 (UTC)

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Rhododendron

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Sandra Day O'Connor

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Survivor: Celebrity Edition

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Si's Pies

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  • Keep Made-up subject, but funny, especially if you're familiar with these kind of self-named products. I've done some emergency surgery to get rid of the rubbish and bring out the funny. Also tagged British, because it's loaded with Britishness. Or at least I think that's what the smell is... --Strange (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 22:22, 22 June 2007 (UTC)
  • It's not very funny but certainly not horrible. Keep, someone spent time on it. --vyvyan 22:49, 22 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep - barely Sir Roger 08:14, 23 June 2007 (UTC)
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Phil

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  • Delete High slandanity. I'll morph it into a standard first-name disambig page if a few people agree. --Strange (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 23:28, 22 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Blech. These "random people doing random stuff" articles suck. Stop it. --SirIsaac 00:40, 23 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au 06:14, 23 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Roman Dog Bird 07:14, 23 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Bom chicka wah-wah. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 19:17, 23 June 2007 (UTC)
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That Time I Failed My Spelling Test

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  • DeletePlease, don't force me to read any more of this.--Naughty Budgie 23:08, 22 June 2007 (UTC)
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Toronto Raptors

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  • Delete I try not to judge sports articles as a rule, but the lack of comedy in this one is as complete as the lack of good English. --Strange (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 22:42, 22 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au 06:13, 23 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Roman Dog Bird 07:17, 23 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Sir Roger 08:20, 23 June 2007 (UTC)
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Knickers

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Jesse Morrin

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  • After we delete it, place it on CVP. --General Insineratehymn 21:54, 22 June 2007 (UTC)

Relient K

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Appendicitis

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The Shire

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Uber-Christians

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Portal Of Evil

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  • Keep Pretty good, actually. Don't think I've seen a better web-forum-based article. I like the founder-interview style. --Strange (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 08:56, 22 June 2007 (UTC)
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Uncle Isaac's magical hair removal

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I am disgraced to have my name adorn this article.--SirIsaac 13:45, 22 June 2007 (UTC)

Template:Comm hamster

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  • Keep Well, It's kinda cute, don't you think? Sir Roger 22:17, 21 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Where's Tom Mayfair when you need him? --Dexter111344 03:45, 22 June 2007 (UTC)
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  • I added the VFD tag. Remember this or it won't get deleted. Sir Roger 02:20, 22 June 2007 (UTC)

Template:Dead

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  • I added the VFD tag. Remember this or it won't get deleted. Sir Roger 02:21, 22 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Uh, yeah, I was... just testing you guys! Yes, that's it. Actually, usually it's only Famine who likes to teach people this particular lesson, but it's a good one to learn. --Strange (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 08:52, 22 June 2007 (UTC)

HowTo:Be a liberal

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  • Keep Not a satire of liberals, per se, but of the vitriol with which some conservatives attack liberals (and in the case of HowTo:Be a conservative, vice versa). --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 00:57, 22 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep Okay, now I get it, seeing both together. Sir Roger 02:10, 22 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep --Dexter111344 03:39, 22 June 2007 (UTC)
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  • Delete Yep, it's long. But it's a lot of ranting, and not a lot of funny.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 15:45, 21 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Nothing more than a rant. doesn't even attempt to be funny. Put it on a Conservative politics web site, not here. Sir Roger 22:15, 21 June 2007 (UTC)
  • The hell? Roman Dog Bird 23:14, 21 June 2007 (UTC)
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  • This should be considered for deletion in conjunction with HowTo:Be a conservative. They both use the same satirical approach (overblown ranting). I don't want to see coverage

become lopsided. --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 23:18, 21 June 2007 (UTC)

  • I added the VFD tag. Remember this or it won't get deleted. Sir Roger 02:25, 22 June 2007 (UTC)
  • The hell if I care what happens to it. I just watch over it. SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle08:05, 22 June 2007
  • Kept like a leaky boat. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 20:10, 22 June 2007 (UTC)

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  • I read the whole thing. The first two quotes were the only thing funny on the entire page, if you call that funny. --Dexter111344 19:16, 21 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Sorry - I just get fed up of users who read a paragraph or two, give up, and vote delete without even seeing if there's anything worth saving further on. --Strange (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 16:40, 22 June 2007 (UTC)

Mockingbird

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Mops

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  • Weak Keep It needs some work, though. Now I'm voting to keep one about dogs and delete one about cats. My beloved Oreo (God Rest His Soul) would have been pissed. Sir Roger 21:58, 21 June 2007 (UTC)
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  • Delete Ditto below. I don't really understand what's going on. --Strange (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 15:30, 21 June 2007 (UTC)
  • These articles seem intertwined. It seems that these articles exist to support one another. DELETE THEM! Also, this article seems to be talking about someone's ugly dog. It is cruel to the dog. --Dexter111344 15:45, 21 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Squish --General Insineratehymn 22:38, 21 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Roman Dog Bird 23:24, 21 June 2007 (UTC)
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Catcontent

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  • Delete Something I found while surfing out from the template below. --Strange (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 15:26, 21 June 2007 (UTC)
  • But I love cats so it pains to do this. Oh well. --Dexter111344 15:34, 21 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Though my long-since huffed cat Oreo would be disappointed in me. Sir Roger 21:54, 21 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Huff --General Insineratehymn 22:37, 21 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Roman Dog Bird 23:27, 21 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Blarch Huh? --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 01:02, 22 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au 14:42, 22 June 2007 (UTC)
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Template:Schnuck

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Shinji Ikari

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  • Weak Keep I am a fan of the show, and I found the masturbation references funny. This should probably be rewrote though. --Dexter111344 15:29, 21 June 2007 (UTC)
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Gai Sensai

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  • this is one of them naruto articles, but this is just random --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 14:15, 21 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Myth Busted So it's Otakucruft AND Randomcruft? --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 14:18, 21 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Saw how they mispelt formely in the first sentence and quit reading. I think we do need a funny Naruto-related article. This doesn't seem to be one.--Dexter111344 15:20, 21 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Gai Sensai? More like "Gay" Sensai! --General Insineratehymn 20:51, 21 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Naruto Roman Dog Bird 23:39, 21 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au 08:11, 22 June 2007 (UTC)
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Template:RandomBoobage and Template:RandomBoobage/Comment

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  • Delete A new and (so far) unused template specifically designed to add gratuitous NSFW stuff to a page. I'd have QVFDed it, but somebody already decided it wasn't ICU-worthy so we might as well vote. --Strange (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 14:10, 21 June 2007 (UTC)
  • No. Fucking. Way. It's time to kill... --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 14:19, 21 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete We're not a porn site. For the most part. Sir Roger 21:45, 21 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Sexcruft --General Insineratehymn 21:55, 21 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Roman Dog Bird 23:41, 21 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au 08:10, 22 June 2007 (UTC)
  • I saw boobs once. They were pretty sweet. Still, delete as pointless. Unlike those boobs I saw. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 08:19, 22 June 2007 (UTC)
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Incestuous Fairies Huffing Oda Nobunaga

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Cruft

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  • Cruftcruft. I couldn't resist. Also, 2005cruft and listcruft all rolled into one. Sir Roger 05:40, 21 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Unless someone saves this fast, delete. --General Insineratehymn 05:41, 21 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete - Wow, strange Rcmurphy references. Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 06:41, 21 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au 12:50, 21 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Roman Dog Bird 23:46, 21 June 2007 (UTC)
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Seminefrious tubloidial buttnoids

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  • Weak delete. I like the Crumb references, but I feel the article just isn't up to Uncyclopedic quality. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 03:15, 21 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Umm, ewww --General Insineratehymn 03:22, 21 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 04:55, 21 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Excrete Sir Roger 05:12, 21 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Weak delete - once you get past the horror, it's... well, still deletable. --Strange (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 09:53, 21 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au 12:49, 21 June 2007 (UTC)
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ROTFL

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Brandeis University

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  • Just kidding about it probably being crap. It's fairly decent, if a little short. Maybe a little in-jokey, but that's how subjects are. Maybe a rewrite tag or some such; don't think it's delete-right-now quality. --Katievanity.jpg 21:31, 20 June 2007 (UTC)
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  • I don't think "schoolcruft" quite qualifies, as Brandeis is one of the top universities in the United States, like Harvard or CalTech or what have you. That being said, it's probably crap. I can't be arsed to read it though. --Katievanity.jpg 21:27, 20 June 2007 (UTC)

Kuopio

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Manfully crying

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Orochimaru

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  • Blarch Otakucruft and the sequel to the Naruto article. Wordy and revolting. --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 23:38, 20 June 2007 (UTC)
  • De-1337. I noticed about 80% of the page is nothing but quotes. I HATE, HATE, HAET QUOTES! --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 23:50, 20 June 2007 (UTC)
  • No, just no. --General Insineratehymn 00:22, 21 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Diplomatically avoiding Otaku-ness: Sex-and-violence-cruft. --Strange (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 00:52, 21 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Cuz Naruto sucks. EDIT: HOLY SHIT, I just looked at it. For the love of god, delete it.Roman Dog Bird 03:08, 21 June 2007 (UTC)
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Kame house´s

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Labor Union

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Ratzinger

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Template:Lw

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Adjective-Space

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The Eco-Squad

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Martha Fukka Truth Prize

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Carlton Blues

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Supercowboy

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Basilica

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Aboriginal

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  • Delete, as proposed by Rogpyvbc. More humourless racism. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 23:38, 19 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Throw it in the furnace with the rest. --General Insineratehymn 23:42, 19 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Strange - I can't define what makes certain racism a parody and others not, but I can tell this isn't. --Strange (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 23:58, 19 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au 03:13, 20 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete - I am still yet to hear a good aboriginal joke. Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 04:45, 20 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Thanks Codeine. Sir Roger 06:24, 20 June 2007 (UTC)
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Big Boss/Facts

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Jazz Jackrabbit

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Energy vampirism

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  • NOS-4-A2 would have been far better as NOS-4-R2, surely? (Which, as it happens, was the numberplate of Anton LaVey's Cord 810). Missed opportunity there! RabbiTechno 17:29, 19 June 2007 (UTC)

Ender's Gay

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Great Gay Migration of 1812

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  • 2005cruft --General Insineratehymn 15:30, 19 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete No redeeming value whatsoever. RabbiTechno 17:29, 19 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Godawful Roman Dog Bird 19:19, 19 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Sir Roger 20:37, 19 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au 03:07, 20 June 2007 (UTC)
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Mythical creatures

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  • Listcruft --General Insineratehymn 14:10, 19 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Sir Roger 20:34, 19 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Managed to get an NRV even back in 2005, and didn't change enough to be good. --Strange (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 23:55, 19 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au 03:04, 20 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete - Wow, I can't believe an article with all headings starting with "List of..." survived so long. Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 04:46, 20 June 2007 (UTC)
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Rockncheap

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Pod people

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  • Shove this into a rocket and launch it into the sun. --General Insineratehymn 00:37, 19 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete So much potential... I saw the picture and thought - surely this must be an excellent satire on those people with the white headphones surgically implanted into their ears? I was wrong. --Strange (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 01:34, 19 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 02:46, 19 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Sir Roger 04:07, 19 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au 03:03, 20 June 2007 (UTC)
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XR

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Game:Conservapedia

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  • Keep This is not an article in itself, but a link from Kelpan's Conservapedia page. The joke is in linking from one page to the other. Sir Roger 21:16, 18 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep This is really simple. But it sort of says a lot. And that's more than I've ever said. The Oblong Lobster 22:30, 18 June 2007 (UTC)
  • It's a link from a reskin. As such, it's more of an easter egg than a standalone page. Easter eggs are generally right out in the open, right? Oh. I guess my parents were just lazy. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:41, 18 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep Linked from reskin. --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 22:49, 18 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep Easter!! --Strange (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 01:10, 19 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep, just as long as it isn't linked from anywhere else. Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 02:38, 19 June 2007 (UTC)
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Kept PEW PEW ROGUE ADMIN —Braydie 08:48, 20 June 2007 (UTC)

Mydoom

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  • *sniff* My first article. Oh well, it was crap. ?|COMRADE_PONGO_V2|RUN_CMD|RUN_GSLYR 17:47, 18 June 2007 (UTC)
  • QVFD your own articles in the future if you request to have them deleted. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 18:33, 18 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete You have grown to understand the errors of your ways. Sir Roger 21:19, 18 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 02:42, 19 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au 03:01, 20 June 2007 (UTC)
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You know, I'll admit, it could have been a lot worse. Insane-Contrast 19:15, 18 June 2007 (UTC)

  • Ditto. I laughed at "The worm also opens a backdoor, making your computer very cold and draughty". I don't get this business with getting rid of your old articles. I like to leave mine to remind me how far I've come. --Strange (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 01:17, 19 June 2007 (UTC)

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Yourdoom

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Cornelius

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