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History of poop

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Morocco

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Evil cheese grater skeletons

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Billy Ray Cyrus

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Rather like its namesake wouldn't you say Alksub? ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 02:19, 11 May 2007

Heh. Image:Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 03:38, 11 May 2007 (UTC)

Baby plague

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  • Delete Fightcruft. --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 23:43, 10 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Fightcruft? Never heard that one before. --General Insineratehymn 23:56, 10 May 2007
  • Delete That's because the first rule of Fightcruft is "You do not talk about Fightcruft."Count of Monkey Crisco 00:04, 11 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch 00:22, 11 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. So what about this Fightcruft, then? --Image:Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 01:05, 11 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Dammit, someone beat me to the obvious First Rule of Fightcruft reply. ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 02:17, 11 May 2007
  • RSt - not fightcruft. --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 12:31, 11 May 2007 (UTC)
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Adaptive Яecreation

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Peekachu

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Tinh

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Roman castellanos

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One Piece

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Little Richard

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Verizon Wireless Guy

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  • Keep. Not so bad. Rogpyvbc 19:10, 10 May 2007 (UTC)
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  • R. Just plain R. The author won't stop removing the rewrite tag either. Image:Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 06:16, 10 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Can't tag with rewrite, so Blarch. --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 06:51, 10 May 2007 (UTC)
  • RaR --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 12:36, 10 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch 12:46, 10 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Can you hear me now? ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 11:26, 10 May 2007
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BOOB life vest

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  • Delete Sexcruft. --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 06:26, 9 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Sounds like something Howard Stern would approve of.. --THINKER 06:33, 9 May 2007 (UTC)
  • RRaS --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 15:09, 9 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Unknownfile, I refuse to go to another page just to find out what the fuck you're talking about... Even these pages deserve more than four fingers of typing time. Sorry to be rude. --Image:Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 20:13, 9 May 2007 (UTC)
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Negima

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Presently tagged with {{construction}}; voting closed.RT. HON. HINOA, KNIGHT COMMANDER OF THE ORDER (BEG FOR MERCY)13:59, 10 May 2007 (UTC)

Orcs of the Third Reich

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  • these abbreviations are relating to the new system I made for writing up summaries for vfd: see this --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 12:35, 10 May 2007 (UTC)

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Plague

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Executed; voting closed.RT. HON. HINOA, KNIGHT COMMANDER OF THE ORDER (BEG FOR MERCY)14:00, 10 May 2007 (UTC)

Quasi-Quantom-FaceMeltism and Quasi-Quantom-Facemeltism

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  1. One page per VFD entry, please.
  2. Executed; voting closed.RT. HON. HINOA, KNIGHT COMMANDER OF THE ORDER (BEG FOR MERCY)13:58, 10 May 2007 (UTC)

Ecology

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Recycled; voting closed.RT. HON. HINOA, KNIGHT COMMANDER OF THE ORDER (BEG FOR MERCY)14:02, 10 May 2007 (UTC)

Repressed sexual tension

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Executed; voting closed.RT. HON. HINOA, KNIGHT COMMANDER OF THE ORDER (BEG FOR MERCY)14:03, 10 May 2007 (UTC)

Whothehellwasthatgirlagain,eh?

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Executed; voting closed.RT. HON. HINOA, KNIGHT COMMANDER OF THE ORDER (BEG FOR MERCY)14:03, 10 May 2007 (UTC)

CSI: Bungie

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  • Jesus Christ Almighty, what the fuck is this doing here? --General Insineratehymn 02:09, 10 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Dear God, NO! Image:Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 02:13, 10 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Good grief someone went to waaaaay too much effort. Smacks of vanity also...check the 'cast' names. They read like forum usernames... ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 02:16, 10 May 2007
  • Гнев - В советской России, Статья хочет удалить ВАС!! --Capercorn 03:02, 10 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Damn.. after a while I just hit the down arrow and watch lots of words fly on by.. --THINKER 03:04, 10 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete as vanity. --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 04:21, 10 May 2007 (UTC)a
  • Article = Nagasaki. Huff = A bomb. -Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer
  • Delete. -- Mitch 12:26, 10 May 2007 (UTC)
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Executed; voting closed.RT. HON. HINOA, KNIGHT COMMANDER OF THE ORDER (BEG FOR MERCY)14:04, 10 May 2007 (UTC)

Shawn Michaels

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  • Keep I dunno, I think its funny... --THINKER 01:35, 10 May 2007 (UTC)
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I actually started off trying to sort this article out, but it's beyond help. RabbiTechno 15:44, 9 May 2007 (UTC)


Let's clear things up here.

  1. Do not add an article marked with {{construction}} to VFD.
  2. Do not ICU an article marked with {{construction}}.
  3. Do not add an article to VFD that is less than a week or two old.
  4. Do not forget to add {{VFD}} to pages nominated for VFD.

Are we all caught up? Good. Voting closed.RT. HON. HINOA, KNIGHT COMMANDER OF THE ORDER (BEG FOR MERCY)14:14, 10 May 2007 (UTC)

OK, my bad...the page annoyed me so much I didn't even notice the construction tag. Points taken and will be remembered. RabbiTechno 18:48, 10 May 2007 (UTC)

Reichette

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  • I believe "Destroy" is supposed to come after "Crush" and "Kill". Someone please fix this. Image:Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 03:40, 9 May 2007 (UTC)

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Article under the same name deleted April 13; new article begun a few days later. Perhaps this page should be blocked from future articles being created? Rogpyvbc 08:38, 9 May 2007 (UTC)

  • OK, just to be clearer as to the problem - with the exception of the usual lame retard jokes in the quotes, the article is just someone's opinion, rather than being humourous. The author seems to be venting his (oops, I madly add "or her") frustration with PC attitudes. It's explanatory rather than funny. Plus the page will eventually become a magnet for slurs. Rogpyvbc 01:24, 10 May 2007 (UTC)
    • Yeah I agree, the concept could be good but the current version is just first person opinion cruft, not an article. I did like the TOC being all the same title though. But yeah, this version sucks. Could be hilarious, but isn't. ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 01:54, 10 May 2007
  • Kept. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 02:28, 10 May 2007 (UTC)

BOINC manager

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Frogbolt

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The Feast of Maximum Occupancy

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  • On the fence... I did laugh at that second quote.. --THINKER 18:26, 9 May 2007 (UTC)
  • The title comes from a Simpsons episode, but the text has nothing to do with it. --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 19:05, 9 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Too late for ICU, but there is some promise here - if it's not fixed up within a week then Delete --Asahatter (annoy) 21:51, 9 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Yeah, I'll go with that as well. --THINKER 01:38, 10 May 2007 (UTC)

Spiderman 3

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David belle

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Brawndo

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  • It's a rip-off of Idiocracy. Where it deviates from the "real" Brawndo, it isn't funny. Lastly, it was whored on the forums. This, friends, makes it a triple threat. One or two I can forgive, but three is an outrageous affront to whatever it is that we stand for. --Sir Modusoperandi Brute! 03:39, 9 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Damn straight Image:Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 03:41, 9 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Let justice be made. -- herr doktor needsAcharge Image:Rocket.gif [scream!] 03:43, 9 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Good clean huff! BOOBIES! ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 03:45, 09 May 2007
  • Also boobies. --THINKER 03:46, 9 May 2007 (UTC)
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Quito

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^

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  • Rewrite reminds me of Line. Someone could make it cool. --THINKER 03:13, 9 May 2007 (UTC)
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8 Things To Do At Walmart

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Metropia

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The Blackthornes

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Major League Bloodbath

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  • listcruft=instahuff --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 20:36, 8 May 2007 (UTC)
  • De-1337 -- [SIR] e|m|c [talk] 21:11, 8 May 2007 (UTC)
  • OK, I can vote to delete this one. Very listy and hard to follow. --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 21:54, 8 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Insinerate! --General Insineratehymn 22:53, 8 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch 00:16, 9 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Weak rip off of UCB's Thunderball. The gun circle is not for shooting! --THINKER 02:20, 9 May 2007 (UTC)
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Beijing Billion

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Cunt cunt cunt cunt crap crap shit

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  • Strong Keep This article parodies stupid immature humor. It rocks nads. Baggy's Revenge
  • Surprisingly, keep. It's a parody of bullshit critics bullshit critiques. Y'know, those blowhards that see a lightswitch in a gallery and drone on about the "...play between shadow and light...", and "The switch itself is in the up position, indicating the joy of lightness...". I'd prefer a different title, but keep none the less. --Sir Modusoperandi Brute! 08:14, 8 May 2007 (UTC)
  • I hate the title, but on principle, I support this article. I also appreciate that its being discussed rather than some Admin just wiffing it on their own. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 11:52, 8 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep If we delete this, we might as well delete i maed a yuky doody --Kip the Dip 15:18, 8 May 2007 (UTC)
  • keep or die --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 15:59, 8 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Cocks --Grand General Wizard Etc x2 and Senator G/K/O/CUNT.K.F. WHORE! ZOTM MAFE VANDL UOTM WOTM TOP10 FP PMOTM UWotM 22:41, 8 May 2007 (UTC)
  • *fixes edit conflict* Um, that was a keep vote, right? If so, I concur: Keep. At least there's an attempt at "literary analysis" here. This has potential for expansion (for inclusion in Category:AGH MY EYES or something similar?), so it is just worth keeping. Pentium5dot1 22:44, 8 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep or I'll put a crab down your pants. --General Insineratehymn 22:45, 8 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 11:58, 08 May 2007
  • Keep classic in-joke type stuff -- Prof Olipro Image:Icons-flag-gb.png KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 02:18, 9 May 2007 (UTC)
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  • Delete - BAH! About time we got rid of this I think. Image:Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 04:27, 8 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete - indeed --Asahatter (annoy) 07:50, 8 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Doesn't go far enough to be a keepable parody par MO's comment, I feel. There are good parts though, which could be used in a better variation of the concept. --THINKER 11:25, 8 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Blargh I hate articles like this. Jedibob5 23:14, 8 May 2007 (UTC)
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  • A year ago I created an article named CRAP which an admin zapped within seconds of it being posted. The explaination that I received was that it was too like AAA, even though CRAP was a bite more intricate (IMHO) and appropriate given the word CRAP. So while I support this article (as a parody of a parody), I'm a little PO'd that this article survived and at least was given an up or down vote while my article was trashed by an over zealous admin. That said, I feel better. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 11:52, 8 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Another example of this is Fisher Price. On what should have been a routine QVFD zap, Uncyclopedia came and made it a god. Jedibob5 23:14, 8 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Kept. Spang talk 03:08, 09 May 2007
  • I guess I am learning to like this now, and I didn't quite understand the story behind it when I nominated this. I still hate the title though. Image:Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 00:58, 10 May 2007 (UTC)

Anthony Kennedy

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  • 'Keep NO ENCYCLOPEDIA ARTICLE IS COMPLETE WITH OUT JUSTICE KENNEDY Happy Weasel 20:53, 8 May 2007 (UTC)
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Lunarcycle

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Dead. Utter bollocks again... removed -- Prof Olipro Image:Icons-flag-gb.png KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 02:19, 9 May 2007 (UTC)

Random text

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  • Nom and Delete - I just saw this created in Recent Changes. It sucks. It's not even completely random. It's self-reference though, and someone might get angry if I put it on QuickVFD. -- Pigeon 09:30, 8 May 2007 (UTC)
  • ick by definition, this doesn't really even qualify as "text" --THINKER 11:21, 8 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete There is nothing random about this - its static. Now if it changed with each page refresh, then you'd be cooking with gas... Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 11:54, 8 May 2007 (UTC)
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Bentley, Western Australia

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Deleted Like a hybrid cross between vanity and pure unadulterated shit, it's gone -- Prof Olipro Image:Icons-flag-gb.png KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 02:21, 9 May 2007 (UTC)

Trench coat

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  • Delete Image:Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 04:27, 8 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Another inactive holdover.. --THINKER 04:38, 8 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 06:23, 08 May 2007
  • Delete. -- Mitch 13:45, 8 May 2007 (UTC)
  • 2005cruft. WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 16:01, 8 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. Sure, but it isn't actually about trench coats. --Silophant 21:04, 8 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Ah yes, more firewood! It was starting to get cold here in Uncyclopedia. --General Insineratehymn 22:55, 8 May 2007 (UTC)
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Deleted Too short, and crap to boot -- Prof Olipro Image:Icons-flag-gb.png KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 02:26, 9 May 2007 (UTC)

Hybrid religion

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  • 2005cruft --General Insineratehymn 01:31, 8 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch 01:38, 8 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Eliminate All 2005cruft, bandcruft, listcruft, and whatever other cruft I forgot must DIE! Jedibob5 01:39, 8 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Blarch as stub. --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 01:44, 8 May 2007 (UTC)
  • ibid. --THINKER 01:50, 8 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Baleet ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 01:52, 08 May 2007
  • Delete. Rogpyvbc 02:21, 8 May 2007 (UTC)
  • only a person on crack - and a SHITLOAD of it - would find this funny. kill --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 16:00, 8 May 2007 (UTC)
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Deleted. Cruft again -- Prof Olipro Image:Icons-flag-gb.png KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 02:27, 9 May 2007 (UTC)

Steve Vai

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  • Await enlightenment here - I might be waaaay too British to understand the potential, but my initial reaction is WTF?

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Stuart

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  • Eh.. If people have been working on it with a few days time I don't think its right to yank the rug on 'em. And I did laugh at one bit... --THINKER 00:41, 8 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep with {{WIP}} --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 01:44, 8 May 2007 (UTC)
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  • Delete - reeks of vanity, has been hanging awhile without any worthwhile edits --Asahatter (annoy) 11:13, 7 May 2007 (UTC)
  • any article that has "Image:Example.jpg" show n00bishness. this is true to my theory for this article --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 13:28, 7 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete anyway. WIP doesn't change that its vanity. :) ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 11:18, 07 May 2007
  • CRAP! Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 00:45, 8 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete - who cares about the WIP. Image:Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 04:20, 8 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Who? --General Insineratehymn 22:58, 8 May 2007 (UTC)
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  • {{WIP}} hasn't expired yet.... —Gnome Icons-balloon.pngImage:Spacer.gifIcons-bomb.pngImage:Spacer.gifSwitzerland …MUN F@H 16:49, 7 May 2007 (UTC)
  • You're right - {{WIP}} was added on May 2nd. I await this blossoming into a splendid article of which we can all be proud. --Asahatter (annoy) 21:23, 7 May 2007 (UTC)
  • It is odd that someone's user page redirects there though, no? --THINKER 00:41, 8 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Deleted. Total Crap if you ask me anyway -- Prof Olipro Image:Icons-flag-gb.png KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 02:17, 9 May 2007 (UTC)

Linkin Park

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  • Keep and fix - This is one of the kind of articles that is mostly retarded, but some people will find funny. For example, I found Keith Richards hilarious, even though it is so listy. Remove all of the crap from this and you have yourself a keepworthy article. Image:Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 05:10, 6 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep Cleaned up by Cs1987. --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 06:55, 6 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep Just about. --Image:Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 10:04, 6 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep Ceridwyntalk contribs arc2.0 09:51, 06 May 2007
  • Kleep See Cs; Couldn't have said that one better. Lot of funny in there already (...the stupidest possible combination of sounds that were just barely within the parameters of what could be called music...). And just because I have to mention it every time I see or hear them: I fucking hate Linkin Park. Reflex, you know.. --THINKER 00:48, 8 May 2007 (UTC)
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One Pedophile per Child

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