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Dave Benson-Phillips

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  • Keep Benson likes the presence of fake Benson's to remind us of his own greatness. And now with a straight face: it's actually a good article, especially if you remember this guy. Needs a little cleaning towards the end though maybe. --Strange (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 15:23, 4 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Nah, he's cool, dude. Mostly. --ЖGBDsig.PNG WHEEEEE! 15:30, 4 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Ello Chester!!! I mean Keep. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me) 17:42, 4 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep. There are much worse articles out there, and this is a notable real person. Has nothing to do with BENSON the lame meme. ----OEJ 16:49, 4 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Strong Keep! One of the more awesome fake Bensons, not a terribly bad article. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 23:22, 4 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep This is one for the Brits, and we need all the help we can get - does need cleanup though --Asahatter (annoy) 21:22, 4 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep. –—Hv (talk) 4/05 21:41
  • Keep This article has nothing to do with Benson. This man's name just happens to be "Benson". --General Insineratehymn 17:15, 6 May 2007 (UTC)
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  • DELETE FAKE BENSON.--Small_Pineapple2.png» >ZEROTROUSERS!!! EAT ME!!!! CRAZY PERSON! SMELLY!!! ILLOGIC, BEHOLD!!!!~» 10:37, 4 May 2007 (UTC)
  • benson sucks, but then again, so does this article --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 12:30, 4 May 2007 (UTC)
  • I don't know what the crap BENSON is, but it is getting tiresome. Jedibob5 20:37, 4 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete or rewrite Personally it didn't grab me, too many gay jokes, not enough real content but it seems to be a crowd pleaser. I'd say huff but I can see it will be kept anyway. In which case it needs a big overhaul IMO Ceridwyntalk contribs arc2.0 09:46, 04 May 2007
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Thorn

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  1. TKF, remember to put {{VFD}} on pages you nominate for VFD in the future.
  2. Executed; voting closed.RT. HON. HINOA, KNIGHT COMMANDER OF THE ORDER (BEG FOR MERCY)17:08, 6 May 2007 (UTC)

Greek League

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  • stubincoherentpieceofshitmustdienow!!!! --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 02:04, 6 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. Though the 1 blue link could be considered redeeming --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 02:06, 6 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Barely coherant Ceridwyntalk contribs arc2.0 02:59, 06 May 2007
  • Delete Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 05:26, 6 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Rewrite-tagged. Painful prose. --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 06:55, 6 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au 13:23, 6 May 2007 (UTC)
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Executed; voting closed.RT. HON. HINOA, KNIGHT COMMANDER OF THE ORDER (BEG FOR MERCY)17:09, 6 May 2007 (UTC)

Sage

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  • 2005-style bandcruft --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 02:03, 6 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Kick --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 02:04, 6 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Thyme are Herbs, not Spices, but good try at the Scarborough Fair reference...not. Also everything else sucked too. Ceridwyntalk contribs arc2.0 02:56, 06 May 2007
  • Delete Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 05:26, 6 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au 13:23, 6 May 2007 (UTC)
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Executed; voting closed.RT. HON. HINOA, KNIGHT COMMANDER OF THE ORDER (BEG FOR MERCY)17:11, 6 May 2007 (UTC)

EFnet

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Executed; voting closed.RT. HON. HINOA, KNIGHT COMMANDER OF THE ORDER (BEG FOR MERCY)17:11, 6 May 2007 (UTC)

Bumpass

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Executed; voting closed.RT. HON. HINOA, KNIGHT COMMANDER OF THE ORDER (BEG FOR MERCY)17:11, 6 May 2007 (UTC)

Matt Groening (Ambiguation)

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Ignacious alouicious

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  • Huff Stupid title, random, vain. --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 04:23, 7 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 05:39, 07 May 2007
  • Delete - Perhaps Alksub deserves an award for finding the worst article ever. Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 05:58, 7 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Huff. I don't think there's a word strong enough to describe just how bad this is. –—Hv (talk) 7/05 10:55
  • Delete - we're not Wikipedia --Asahatter (annoy) 10:57, 7 May 2007 (UTC)
  • 2005cruft --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 13:24, 7 May 2007 (UTC)
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  • Wow, just wow. That has pretty much everything needed to qualify for worst article, EVER! Spelling errors, minimal grasp on sentence structure, complete randomness beyond what is amusing, crap subject and lack of understanding of formatting. Top notch crap! ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 05:39, 07 May 2007
  • Gone. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 23:33, 7 May 2007 (UTC)

Womanx

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Adobe Acrobat

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  • Delete Stubby. --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 21:41, 6 May 2007 (UTC)
  • FINISH YOUR GODDAMNED ARTICLES IDIOTS --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 22:03, 6 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. Rogpyvbc 22:22, 6 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete - this subject is ripe for picking by someone with half an idea... --Asahatter (annoy) 22:23, 6 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Huff - Subject deserves better. –—Hv (talk) 6/05 22:24
  • Delete Ceridwyntalk contribs arc2.0 10:28, 06 May 2007
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au 01:27, 7 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Cocks--Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 02:17, 7 May 2007 (UTC)
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Gaia Online

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  • Delete Unfunny forumcruft. Previously salted at Gaia online. --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 21:37, 6 May 2007 (UTC)
  • gaia online is not 4chan, because 4chan doesn't make shitty articles about itself --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 22:00, 6 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. Rogpyvbc 22:20, 6 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete although the promise of cat pics made me click the link... /shame Ceridwyntalk contribs arc2.0 10:23, 06 May 2007
  • Huff. We got one, let's get the other in the week of the ban of that one user who was adding factual info. «curses triple edit conflict». –—Hv (talk) 6/05 22:23
  • Yawn Delete. --Asahatter (annoy) 22:24, 6 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au 01:26, 7 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete?. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 02:19, 7 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 03:43, 7 May 2007 (UTC)
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Huffed. pile of crap to be frank, killed it! -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 03:45, 7 May 2007 (UTC)

Wuh-sta

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  • Weak keep Has potential if someone wanted a rewrite project. If noone claims it, then huff. Ceridwyntalk contribs arc2.0 10:19, 06 May 2007
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Image:Un template finalpng.png

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Oh noes! --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:31, 7 May 2007 (UTC)

Time Of Death: 00:37 it's gone -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 23:38, 7 May 2007 (UTC)

Steve Guttenburg

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Sorry Madam... your Article Was Killed God... that should have been deleted on sight -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 23:39, 7 May 2007 (UTC)

Trivium

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Crippled Minnow

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POP Article gone -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 23:40, 7 May 2007 (UTC)

List of Kirby Abilities

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  • Delete Fix-tagged for a month. It's just a big list. --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 07:17, 6 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au 13:19, 6 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Listcruft --General Insineratehymn 17:14, 6 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Kirbycruft. When are we going to get an article about dogs on here so I can say "cruftscruft"? --Strange (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 18:00, 6 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete cruft comes from dogs? I thought it was a witty use of the oldschool symbol for S that looked like a fancy lowercase F. :( My dream is shattered. QQ Ceridwyntalk contribs arc2.0 10:02, 06 May 2007
  • listcruft=instahuff --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 22:30, 6 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Huff Listcruft<cruft. (E.C.) –—Hv (talk) 6/05 22:31
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Deleted I'd have huffed it on sight had I seen the crap sooner. -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 03:47, 7 May 2007 (UTC)

King of France

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  • Removed Nobody wants that crap to be honest, and there's only one person who's going to vote FOR... the author -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 00:17, 7 May 2007 (UTC)

Shipping and handling

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Giantmutantspideration

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  • Keep Hose noses - evil spiders! --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 21:20, 3 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep A lot of thought and big fancy made up words have gone into this article. Certainly doesn't deserve huffage. Ceridwyntalk contribs arc2.0 11:47, 03 May 2007
  • Keep - Huh? I think we should be concentrating on obviously crap articles at the moment. This is too good for VFD when there are thousands of articles worse than this around. Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 00:57, 4 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep Not VFD badness. --Strange (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 15:09, 4 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Wait - I wrote that? I must have been sick that day. 2005? I guess that explains it a little... Bone_F_clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 05/4 21:36
  • Keep. Could be far, far worse. —Gnome Icons-balloon.pngSpacerIcons-bomb.pngSpacerIcons-flag-ch …MUN F@H 00:18, 6 May 2007 (UTC)
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Lynbrook High School

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  • It appeared to get huffed for a second there, now its back. I see a ban in the authors very near future /gazes into crystal ball. Ceridwyntalk contribs arc2.0 09:39, 04 May 2007

Viscount Trenchard

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Santa-Fe

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Stupid @$^%

Keep
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Third person gender unknown

Keep
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UnZeta

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Soylent Green

Keep

23:15, 4 May 2007 (UTC)

  • Keep! Its people. LeatherboundbooksTalkContributions 23:21, 4 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Creep...I mean, Keep. Did anyone catch the April Fool's joke on NPR -- The marvelously modulated voice of Carl Kasell announcing "Sponsored by Soylent Green...Soylent Green is people."----OEJ 14:25, 5 May 2007 (UTC)
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  • Ceridwyn, do you know the movie? -- herr doktor needsAcharge Rocket [scream!] 22:49, 4 May 2007 (UTC)
  • It would appear not. However, I've read plenty of articles on here that I hadn't heard of the original before and still found them riotously funny. Unlike this one. Ceridwyntalk contribs arc2.0 11:07, 04 May 2007
    • The problem is that you will never find this article funny without knowing the movie. Maybe this is irregular, certainly not VFH, but I'm sure some people laughed from it - including me. -- herr doktor needsAcharge Rocket [scream!] 23:14, 4 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Kept, Zombiebaron wins again. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 01:29, 6 May 2007 (UTC)

FROY

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  • in soviet russia, vfd flags articles for you. russian reversal is an old meme now, so this does not deserve a life here --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 21:14, 4 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete laugh make does not me --Asahatter (annoy) 21:24, 4 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Huff –—Hv (talk) 4/05 21:37
  • Kee-rap! Ceridwyntalk contribs arc2.0 09:48, 04 May 2007
  • Delete. Huh? Oh never mind, just crush it's head before it breeds. ----OEJ 22:56, 4 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Sometimes I'm sad that I learned to read. Like now. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 08:41, 5 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete I laughed, but at the contributor rather than with. --Strange (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 10:04, 5 May 2007 (UTC)
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Greyhound racing

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Sex appeal

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  • 2005cruft that has sat around for too long, since nobody's cared to rewrite it let's chainsaw it --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 21:09, 4 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Huff Abandoned microstub. --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 21:14, 4 May 2007 (UTC)
  • No sex appeal --Asahatter (annoy) 21:19, 4 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Sorry honey, not tonight, I have a headache Ceridwyntalk contribs arc2.0 09:39, 04 May 2007
  • Huff (edit conflict with Ceridwyn). –—Hv (talk) 4/05 21:40
  • Unattractive. -- herr doktor needsAcharge Rocket [scream!] 22:53, 4 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. Could be good but definitely is NOT. ----OEJ 23:00, 4 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. —Gnome Icons-balloon.pngSpacerIcons-bomb.pngSpacerIcons-flag-ch …MUN F@H 00:44, 6 May 2007 (UTC)~
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Voltmeter

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PHNURR!

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  • Weak keep Reminds me of Vogon poetry. It may be random gibberish, but it is sort of humourous. Ceridwyntalk contribs arc2.0 02:14, 05 May 2007
  • Please keep- I worked very hard on it. It just can't be appreciated at only a glance. --Lord Fluffy who rains fire from the heavens 02:17, 5 May 2007 (UTC)
  • fluffy says this is a parody of instruction manuals, and since it's incoherent like a lot of other instruction manuals, imma gonna vote keep. just put a note on the talk page or something --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 02:43, 5 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep for the Lewis Carroll reference. --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 06:41, 5 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep unless someone can find the article with the same kind of joke that I have a nagging feeling exists somewhere. --Strange (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 10:01, 5 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep. –—Hv (talk) 5/05 10:02
  • Keep. Experiment in the direction of Jabberwocky, though more radical. Not an easy thing to write, though not to everyone's taste. Oob loob?...MAB HAB! ----OEJ 14:16, 5 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep This article is nonsense just like AAAAAAAAA!, and like AAAAAAAAA!, it's really funny. --General Insineratehymn 14:59, 5 May 2007 (UTC)
  • For. This was more appropriate on VFH than here. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 18:21, 5 May 2007 (UTC)
  • I don't think so, Mr. Jabberwock. --ЖGBDsig.PNG WHEEEEE! 20:49, 5 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep - Dark Apostrophe Kmenu (Click here to bitch. :)) 23:08, 5 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Lkonf! Sniggle hronk nur! --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) Mchammer 01:40, 6 May 2007 (UTC)
Delete
  • Delete you know how you have songs that get on your nerves? well this has words that get on your nerves... all joined up, in fact, it's like a transcript of something from The Sims. -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 02:10, 5 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Ctrl+Alt+Del. I hate dadaism -- herr doktor needsAcharge Rocket [scream!] 02:46, 5 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Put pretty much anything in the "bat shit insane" category here and I'll vote to kill it. Too random. Also, not un-random enough. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 08:29, 5 May 2007 (UTC)
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How can you hate dadaism!?!? /sigh Ceridwyntalk contribs arc2.0 02:52, 05 May 2007

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