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  • the word that best describes this starts with "2" and ends in "005cruft". --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 15:26, 20 April 2007 (UTC)
  • I'm just nomming this, you people can choose about this poor article's faith. Let's split it up and rewrite it. One article the ancient hero/soap dude, the other the football club. Madretsma 23:16, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
  • I can rewrite it about Ajax the web technology. - Sir Sikon [formerly known as Guest] 07:50, 20 April 2007 (UTC)
  • I am right now writing the article about Ajax, I invite anybody to contrib', you can find it under Ajax (soccer), i'll post a whoops on ajax. Madretsma 15:58, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Kept, voting closed. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 18:13, 22 April 2007 (UTC)

Chinese people


Hokey Cokey


Avenue q

  • Keep I laughed a little, so why not. It does need much clean up though, which I doubt it'll get, so I won't be too broken up when its gone.. --THINKER 17:23, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete for its unfunny sexual content. IP user removed ICU tag. --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 05:36, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  • normally i'd say to put the icu tag back on but annoying users who persist to keep a stupid page without improving its content deserve to have their page deleted --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 05:39, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  • ShitAnother Pongo Flame Sandbox 08:17, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 13:13, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 21:16, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. Really a quite stunningly terrible bit of unfunniness. ----OEJ 22:12, 21 April 2007 (UTC)

Sonic online

  • 2005cruft. belched into existance in october 05, sat around for a good part of 2006 and was vandalized in march of this year. so i say kill it --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 04:39, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  • leik omg dis mmorpg iz crap nd so is teh artcle about it!!!11!!!one!!!1!! —Another Pongo Flame Sandbox 08:19, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 13:15, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Nah Though I did laugh at the sheer lack of funniness.. --THINKER 16:03, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. ----OEJ 22:11, 21 April 2007 (UTC)

Ghostbusted (Danny Phantom episode)






Microsoft Smoke Signal

  • Yuck Madretsma 18:02, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Eh I might not agree if the editors hadn't stopped working on it.. --THINKER 20:15, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Burn. —Gnome Icons-balloon.pngSpacerIcons-bomb.pngSpacerIcons-flag-ch …MUN F@H 20:45, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  • I guess there's alot of 2006cruft, too --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 22:18, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. Could be a funny premise but the article as it stands is short, listy, and badly written -- sort of a nod in the direction of an article. ----OEJ 22:20, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  • A. N. Otherpongo (Parp!/SB/Grueslayer/VFD//»Our Esteemed Oh-so-Quotable Founder) 08:27, 22 April 2007 (UTC)

Manchester Red Sox Ltd.


Real facts about the stig


Fecal air deficiency


Had the VFD template, but was not listed. goshzillacorrespondence 21:24, 21 April 2007 (UTC)

  • 2005cruft makes baby jesus cry --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 22:14, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. Stubby, uninteresting, picless. ----OEJ 22:28, 21 April

2007 (UTC)



  • Keep It's already an established in-(anti)joke. Anyway, have you checked the "Find out more" button? It's kinda funny. I have a feeling there are gonna be a hell of a lot of keeps. A. N. Otherpongo (Parp!/SB/Grueslayer/VFD//»Our Esteemed Oh-so-Quotable Founder) 08:20, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep Euroipods is an institution. Too many articles depend upon its existence. --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 08:48, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Strong keep Too famous an article to be deleted. Randomator 10:14, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep and then let us never speak of it again. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me) 12:03, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep this is an institution. ~Jewriken.GIF 11:24, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep, although I certainly wanted to keep Contents for the same reason. Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 13:37, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
  • a vote giving away free article keeps in return for a) money b) reffering membesr to do the same --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 16:36, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep --THINKER 17:14, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete This is disgusting. I'm surprised it got featured. let's end this NOW--User:Zerotrousers/sig 07:43, 22 April 2007 (UTC)

Pink Moon

  • Keep - Nick Drake rocks, or at least he did. Then he died. Probably a good thing too. Anyhoo, I've cleaned it up a bit now, and will continue to do so if it gets to live a little longer. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
  • Strong Keep per Mhaille - please don't delete this until you see where it goes. And I'm sure you don't want to piss Mhaille off. Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 13:53, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Random, unfunny nonsense. Also, 2005cruft. --General Insineratehymn 01:52, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Smash. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 01:53, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  • i do believe i've invented a buzzword. speaking of which, delete per nom --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 03:06, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  • That's no moon! It's a bad article. --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 06:02, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete As per Insineratehymn. —Another Pongo Flame Sandbox 08:24, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Actually, it isn't that random. If you didn't realise it, this is based on the popular album "Pink Moon" by Nick Drake, except that it obviously isn't about the album. I reckon this article should exist, but not in this state. I would rewrite it if I knew anything about Nick Drake... Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 13:18, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Kept, for reasons unknown to you. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 15:17, 21 April 2007 (UTC)

Billy Howerdel

  • More bandcruft (assuming = guy with WP article), very short. Blarch. It. --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 09:08, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
  • OK, I have a new policy. Allow me to introduce it now. 2005cruft=instahuff --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 13:25, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Whatever bandcruft is, it needs to die. Jedibob5 22:25, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 04:14, 20 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. Short and randumb. ----OEJ 16:27, 20 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Garbage --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 05:47, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  • He can take out a platoon of giant robots, but he'll have to take out an admin with a huffinator (an impossible task). DeleteAnother Pongo Flame Sandbox 09:26, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Okay, really. What is bandcruft? Jedibob5 22:25, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
  • cruft with the subject relating to a musical group or person --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 23:03, 19 April 2007 (UTC)

Eastminster Parliament



  • Keep and rewrite. Pijo is defined at BBC-Languages as "A posh, stuck-up person. This easily identifiable social group tend to dress in labels, have lots of money and speak in a very particular way. It can also be used as an adjective to indicate that something or somewhere is posh." The article to hand appears to be an attempt at actual social satire. It needs work, though. ----OEJ 16:32, 20 April 2007 (UTC)


  • Speedy Keep- Can be used in a number or articles to come to mind, the loadings a bit long, so i would have this as a bottem page .GIF. However, it needs a name change. How do we go about doing that?--Witt, Union leader of Union member UNion Entertain me* 21:35, 18 April 2007 (UTC)
Save and re upload? —Braydie 17:40, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
  • AgreedMadretsma 10:46, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep Snowball fight!!!! Agree with top.
  • Keep Funny--Slogan - (T/C/med) 21:50, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep See comments. Jedibob5 22:23, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep Funny snowball fight. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 00:16, 20 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep There are number of articles that this could go, but it deserves and article around it. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 00:58, 20 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep But if there's some way to reduce the file size, I say we do that, --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 05:44, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Nominated. I have a dislike for large, unused animated gifs. --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 20:18, 18 April 2007 (UTC)
  • This one doesn't have to be unused, there are some articles it can go in. Jedibob5 22:23, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Kept, voting closed. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 14:59, 21 April 2007 (UTC)

Autofellatio sales and chart positions

  • Come on -- there's worse than this going around. "A fuel tank as big as Staten Island" is priceless -- Sir Armando Perentie Icons-flag-au KUN FP 11:13, 18 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete - This was huffed 2 years ago and it's still crap today. --AAA! (AAAA) 09:04, 18 April 2007 (UTC)
  • WTF? I assumed it would actually be about the album Autofellatio, but this is just weird. Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 09:07, 18 April 2007 (UTC)
  • stop it with the fucking blowjob jokes already, it was funny the first time --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 15:28, 18 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Unfunny sexcruft. A recreated VFD with an expired fix tag. --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 19:05, 18 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 05:43, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  • YawnAnother Pongo Flame Sandbox 08:14, 21 April 2007 (UTC)

Perverted Justice

  • Keep Obviously not Shakespeare, but its not a terrible attempt at humor.. --THINKER 01:17, 20 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Not fantasy: see the PeeJ website and this article, for instance; and of course the Wickedpedia article on PeeJ. This is a very appropriate target for satirical exploration: are slimy vigilante entrapment and smear tactics justified if they target even slimier paedophiles? But the article is not well-written. ----OEJ 16:58, 20 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Gone. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 15:09, 21 April 2007 (UTC)

Gay Numbers

  • Keep I thought it was pretty funny. Kip the Dip 20:14, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep. The Kinsey scale is well done, if you're familiar with it. I don't find the article heterosexist. Rogpyvbc 05:31, 17 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep Opposite of Modus's comment - I like most of the lines but there's the odd one that's a bit rubbish. Not the most typical gay joke out there, and I've heard a few... --Strange (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 19:48, 17 April 2007 (UTC)
  • K33P What, is VFD biased against numbers now?--Witt, Union leader of Union member UNion Entertain me* 04:14, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
  • KEEP!!!!11!!--Slogan - (T/C/med) 21:44, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep It scares me, but fills me full of joy at the same time. Don't get it? You never will. Mr. Briggs Inc. 23:33, 19 April 2007 (UTC) Eh?
  • Keep I just might adopt this one. --THINKER 01:28, 20 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep? --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 20:55, 20 April 2007 (UTC)
The Kinsey scale bit is a good idea...for Kinsey scale. The rest is about how gay things are. Which is funny if you're gay. (See how not funny that joke is?) --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:51, 17 April 2007 (UTC)
Voted. --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 21:58, 17 April 2007 (UTC)


  • Keep Aw, let it stay. It can be funny. Kip the Dip 13:52, 20 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete NOW, it is pure pollution, this topic deserves better. Madretsma 23:01, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete I'd say rewrite, but it is in too bad of a condition to be saved without starting fresh. Jedibob5 22:13, 19 April 2007 (UTC) diff
  • Delete I'm not happy with users wearing that pic out either, it's funny but it can't save every page. Quadzilla99 23:14, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 04:12, 20 April 2007 (UTC)
  • no --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 15:25, 20 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. I think there was one joke, but it wasn't funny. The rest is just fact. ----OEJ 16:42, 20 April 2007 (UTC)
  • WTH DELETE Some weird, possesed monkey could have done better! Not funny User: gregisamazing
  • Delete --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 05:53, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Don't let it through customsAnother Pongo Flame Sandbox 09:22, 21 April 2007 (UTC)

UnNews:Virginia Tech gunman was "Probably Muslim" say authorities

  • Keep. I remember the day after Oklahoma the talking head on the news was saying how they had a description of the suspects...swarthy skinned, mid-east accents, etc. Timothy McVeigh was whiter than me, and I'm practically transparent. This story fits, too well, but it fits. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:38, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
  • STRONG KEEP. Censorship is not going to make the situation go away. We have to confront our problems head on.
  • Keep. Definately some redeeming value here, even if just for the main idea of "all terrorists are Muslims". I agree with Asteroid that the picture is unneeded, unless the caption is improved or the picture itelf is replaced/shopped to something funnier. Either way, I've never seen 'too soon' being an issue on Uncyclopedia; I'd hate to see it be one now. I'm imagining that's the bulk of the argument for deletion, and it shouldn't be. Tobz1000 18:17, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep. Per my comments on the talk page. --Olipro Icons-flag-gb Anchor KUN (Harass) 18:19, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep Because we spend half our time offending most of the population of everywhere, and the things that we say about more minor countries are far more offensive to them than this is to Americans. This news article is comparatively gentle compared to what could have been said, and it's got its share of funny, if in an uncomfortable way. Having said that, we could remove the picture from the top of the news feed, since it's a bit incongruous with the donation banner... oh, you have - okay then. --Strange (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 18:20, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
  • KeepBraydie 18:55, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep I've done some more thinking. It's funny, so I change my vote to keep. Despite the fact that everytime I see that man's face it enrages me. Kip the Dip 19:49, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep This article is funny and less ofending than all the stuff about holocaust and so on. So why it should be delated? Because it offends Americans? http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/User:Jedrus07
  • Keep -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me) 20:15, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
  • FEATURE because not only does it have little to do with the incident itself, it has much to do with what could've been. Also per Strange but Untrue. --Ж Kalir, Wandering Hippie Salesman 19:18, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep. Without satire, the terrorists win. You don't support terrorism...do you? -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 19:47, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep. Mhaille and Rangeley said it on the talk page -- sannse@fandom (talk) 20:32, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
  • FEATURE!!!!!!!!!! If we are not allowed to make controversial statements, we have surrendered to the "nameless, unreasoning, unjustified terror which paralyzes needed efforts to convert retreat into advance." Please, for the sake of liberal Western democracy, keep this up. Self-censorship is nothing but voluntary slavery. It's gentle compared to many of our other articles, and satire must not allow itself to devolve to base stupidities for fear of being "too early." Interestingly, it is never "too early" when thousands are killed in Darfur or Iraq. This is nowhere near as offensive as our other stuff; it is only a controversy because it satirizes America. Sir Àrd-Easbaig Gearcemeanaigh Mac Ádhaimh, UmP (Talk - Articles) Icons-flag-ie-Icons-flag-us KUN SEXY WH21:17, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep KEEP! biting satire is what we are about surely? nothing is sacred, if you don't find it funny then you should be shot. smashmybrothersfacein 22:22, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep it is funny--Slogan - (T/C/med) 21:50, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep Sick, twisted, and droll... it's penultimate UnNews. Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 22:01, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep Not to say it doesn't need a bit of work, but still a funny piece. Does the author really sound like he's mocking the incident? I'd be more inclined to vote for deletion if it were on the grounds that Un could get by on the eight million governmentally-critical articles it already has written.. --THINKER 22:26, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep In order to heal, we must learn to laugh so we can get over the pain and suffering that Cho caused. Instead of a VFD this should have had an ICU tag on it. It could have been written better. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 00:13, 20 April

2007 (UTC)

  • Keep --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 00:35, 20 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep Its satire, and restrained at that. The fact is, the shooting happened. And I am willing to bet that a good number of people thought that the shooter was a Muslim, including our half-wit President. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 00:50, 20 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Weak Keep Obviously I've been one of the people here who has been very zero tolerance on being insensitive about the VT tragedy. This, however, doesn't mock the tragedy itself but rather satirizes the concept of racial profiling. It's not a great article by any means, and it still feels too soon, but I wouldn't delete it. -- Tinymooose.gif » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 01:49, 20 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep Now, as much as this article may be "too soon" or "offensive" (which it is - and how), we should only delete on the grounds of unsaveable crap. This is average quality, but not VFDable. We certainly shouldn't delete this just because it is offensive. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 02:03, 20 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep. "Too soon?" It's parodying the American people's racist views, not the 32 people that died, and not the person that killed them. I don't see why this is "too soon." Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 02:23, 20 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Strong keep. We must hold to our principals and make it ok to satirize every innocent murdered if we'll satirize anyone innocent murdered. However, I'd like to delete the picture of the villain, which I explained in the talkpage.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 02:35, 20 April 2007 (UTC)
  • I WANT THIS MOTHERFUCKINGARTICLE TO STAY ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING SITE there isnt much more to say Weasel Weasel 3689Sucrose b Colombia icon 04:58, 20 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep - I only wish I'd thought of the Muslim angle when writing my article on this tasteful topic - David Gerard 08:35, 20 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep - Karma-AH 09:00, 20 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep Uncyclopedia has been cracking jokes about tragedies like this all the time. Why should we make an exception for something just because it happened in the United States and not in a random third world country Americans don't know about? Kumiankka 09:46, 20 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep The concept of it is hilarious, needs a rewrite however. I believe the points for keeping it from being deleted have been made by other users, and I completely agree with them. As for saying that it is offensive; no its not, it doesn't poke fun at the victims and the only people who say that is should be deleted are dirty, pro-PC, uber-liberal, baffoons who deserve to be deleted themselves. -- The Turd From The Golden State California-physical-mapWEST END MASSIVE279Talk to me SLAVE!! 16:32, 20 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep 1000 dead in Iraq, 30000 dead per year from gun crime in USA, link them together and you get this very witty entry. (that fooled someone I know)--Darwin of suburbia 17:55, 20 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep simply because I don't like things being censored just because it's "too soon". An Ape that Only Exists on Thursdays 21:18, 20 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep per Olipro. The article is fairly decent, and UnNews doesn't have as high standards as main article space anyway. It is no less appropriate to joke about deaths in the USA than about those anywhere else. Definitely remove the "old guy" phrase and the picture though. --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 21:36, 20 April 2007 (UTC)
    Comment "...UnNews doesn't have as high standards as main article space anyway". As an UnNews guy...ouch. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:47, 20 April 2007 (UTC)
    Comment Drat, I knew that would earn me some ire. I had in mind this sentence from Uncyclopedia:How To Get Started Editing: "generally UnNews pieces are allowed to be shorter than Uncyclopedia articles." That's all. --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 22:21, 20 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep--I understand the joke it's making fun of Islamophobia and who the media seems to assume that this is a terrorist attack carried out by some Arab guy because he thinks Americans have sinned it's not offensive to people who died it's making fun of the way how our media handles a situation like this.--Scott 00:14, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Hell yeah!--User:Zerotrousers/sig 01:11, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
Changing vote.--User:Zerotrousers/sig 01:13, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep while it does seem a bit soon. It doesn't disrespect the dead. Nor is it in poor taste. --Kenvalyi 02:09, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep If thirty two people had been shot dead in any other country, we wouldn't think twice about whether it was in good taste. --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 05:50, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  • KeepAnother Pongo Flame Sandbox 09:27, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Nomination and delete Not only is it far too soon after the VA Tech shootings for this article to be up, but it just isn't that funny. I'd also like to note that we've had a discussion on the talk page over this article, and that I've already deleted it once (Mhaille restored). —Major Sir Hinoa prepare for troublemake it double? 17:27, 19 April 2007 (UTC)

*Too soon, really. And if not, at least take the picture of the murderer from the front page, that certainly adds no comic value to the site. ---Asteroid B612B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 17:32, 19 April 2007 (UTC). Changed my mind.

  • Delete It didn't offend me, it just sucked. Toss it. Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 19:20, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
  • What's that? Up in the sky? It's a bird! It's a plane! No, it's a flying delete vote!!!!!!!!!!!! Not funny yet. If you were gunned down by some crazy dude, would you want a page about it here? In a while, it might be somewhat close to comedic. Stars+stripes 20:34, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Not only wasn't the article funny, but I know quite a few people from VA tech, and it's just too soon to even joke about it. Try in a few years.--Skyl3lazer 21:12, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
    • A few YEARS?! Are you mad? In a few years, nobody will even care enough to render it amusing! --Ж Kalir, Wandering Hippie Salesman 23:09, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete It's not the fact that this doesn't amek good poitns but it's just too sooon to be realising something. Just horrible timing and bad taste. This would be like making fun of the kids at Columbine the day after it happened. People have lost they're children not in the least bit appropriate for right now.--Gaberou 21:44, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Strong delete. Too, soon. Article about a gunman that claimed thirty plus fatalities are saddening, not funny. Think about. YOU were shot and killed by the shooter, and Uncyclopedia makes JOKES about your killer? This article is sickening. Give this article Death, Pestilence, War, and Famine. ---Han Solo (Flame)< 22:07, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Strong delete Too soon and also not funny in the least. Quadzilla99 23:08, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Strong delete Not a time to be making jokes in the event of this horrifying tragedy. Gryffon 00:39, 20 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete When something like this can survive, uncyc has jumped the shark. --GeorgeRI.jpg» His Majesty King George VI (the boxes) SpacerSpacerSpacerSpacerSpacerSpacerIcons-flag-gb 30px-Coatsmxa.pngSpacerSpacerSpacerIcons-flag-usSpacerSpacerSpacer 02:43, 20 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete So far across the line it can't even see it, through a telescope. --Themuppetshow 16:28, 20 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete We've really crossed the line here.--User:Zerotrousers/sig 01:13, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Hinoa's right, it's not that funny. In fact, it's not funny at all. Satire, of the biting social variety. We do still have room for that here, don't we? If not, about one fifth of my stuff (including a couple of features) should go VFD as well. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:46, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
And here I thought satire of any variety was supposed to be funny. Shows you what I know. —Major Sir Hinoa prepare for troublemake it double? 17:48, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
Just because YOU don't find it funny does NOT mean everyone else shares in your goddamn opinions... I'm only ashamed you felt you had the right to instantly delete it rather than take it here in the first place --Olipro Icons-flag-gb Anchor KUN (Harass) 22:00, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
Whoa! Step away from the anger. Hinoa did the right thing - we're talking about this aren't we? And all of us are letting our opinions be known. Don't let Cho's hatred spread here, too. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 00:56, 20 April 2007 (UTC)
It's my own annoyance rather than hatred... it got a VFD because Mhaille restored it after Hinoa deleted it on sight... and can I reiterate; why is it you Americans find it perfectly acceptable to mock Middle East terrorism... yet homeland violence is totally out of bounds, rather hypocritical to be frank... not to mention I specifically made sure NOT to mock the deceased --Olipro Icons-flag-gb Anchor KUN (Harass) 01:10, 20 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Why too soon? To laugh about bad things that happen to real people or even fictional charachters, you need at least a minimal level of detachment from them, otherways it's not funny, it's just hurtful and sad. This article looks like the kind of article that could make me if not laugh at least smile from the witty staire, but not just yet.---Asteroid B612B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 18:35, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Meh, didn't care for it, doesn't need to be deleted, but still, meh.The preceding unsigned comment was added by Madretsma (talk • contribs) dif
  • It's pretty stupid to keep a bad article just because you want to prove a point. Deleting it out of censorship is just silly. I don't quite see how a particular kind of news story should garner special attention, to be deleted because it's deemed offensive, or to be kept because it's a political statement against censorship. The obvious solution is to make a better article. I think the point of this whole site is to collaborate to make things better, not bitch in a vote that will clearly go nowhere. (Gir. 03:52, 20 April 2007 (UTC))
Gir Your so right, spot on. Keep this arctical and REwrite it. It's a great idea for a UnNews story.--→☃☭Mr.Huffy☭☃← 09:13, 20 April 2007 (UTC)
It doesn't need a rewrite, IMO, just some tweaks. It got caught, huffed, unhuffed and protected so quickly that no one had a chance to make it all shiny. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:04, 20 April 2007 (UTC)


  • Hideous --General Insineratehymn 01:50, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Oy! How did this escape QVFD? --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 01:52, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  • for the billionth time, there was no such thing as QVFD in 2005. not that it excuses this piece of tripe though --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 03:03, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  • My eyes! The goggles, they do nothing! --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 06:00, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Eat the last PumpernickleAnother Pongo Flame Sandbox 06:21, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Terminate it. Immediately. Jedibob5 12:45, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete - Actually, QVFD was invented in mid 2005. I checked the archives, and this was listed in QVFD but somehow didn't get deleted. This gives me an idea... (check the old QVFD archives for more 2005cruft). Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 13:23, 21 April 2007 (UTC)

Peak fm

  • Delete Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 02:56, 17 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Huff Short, with only one good line. --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 21:23, 17 April 2007 (UTC)
  • "This is Peak FM, broadcasting live from North Derbyshire, telling you listeners that we are soon going to be huffed. Now, here are more great hits!" —Another Pongo Flame Sandbox 19:34, 18 April 2007 (UTC)
  • push off a cliff --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 13:22, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete We can do better than this. Can't we? Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 19:23, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Can we put its feet in water and hand it two electrical wires??? Zap it Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 01:01, 20 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete unless someone rewrites what's there and adds enough to make it into a real article. ----OEJ 16:37, 20 April 2007 (UTC)

FamineBraydie 22:43, 20 April 2007 (UTC)


  • Huff Very old, not even an article. --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 21:20, 17 April 2007 (UTC)
  • 2005cruft® --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 13:23, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Unfunny. Poorly formatted. Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 19:27, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete This is weird and dumb. Jedibob5 22:27, 19 April 2007 (UTC)

FamineBraydie 22:43, 20 April 2007 (UTC)

Praise the clip

  • Delete Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 08:34, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
  • It's short. There are a few so-so directions to take the title in, but none resemble this. Axe --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 08:46, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
  • more 2005cruft, hopefully we can shovel all the 2005cruft out to take care of the 2006cruft but that'll take too long --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 13:18, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Huff - It needs to die. --Capercorn 20:37, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete What is this? It appears to me to be utter nonsense. Jedibob5 22:20, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Duluth --THINKER 01:35, 20 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. Could be funny but would need much work. ----OEJ 16:35, 20 April 2007 (UTC)

Famine.Braydie 22:43, 20 April 2007 (UTC)

Pixies (Answer)

  • Delete Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 08:34, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Substub with Chuck Norris ref. --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 08:42, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
  • this may not be 2005cruft, but damn is it trying --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 13:15, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Complete nonsence.
  • Delete Utterly stupid. Jedibob5 22:10, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Deli --THINKER 01:13, 20 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. Short and simpleminded. ----OEJ 16:34, 20 April 2007 (UTC)

Famine.Braydie 22:43, 20 April 2007 (UTC)

Pound of Sex

  • Begone I mean, what the hell. Random page mode brought me to this smothering piece of crap. Madretsma 23:11, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. Not only is it an unfunny stub, it's an unfunny stub that's also a list. --T.K.F. 23:28, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
  • DELETEDame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 01:02, 20 April 2007 (UTC)
  • ick --THINKER 01:11, 20 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete - Note to Madretsma - if you find yourself banned for a day for adding too much stuff to VFD, don't be surprised. Just don't do it again. Keep to the 15 article limit. Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 04:07, 20 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete I bet you 100 pounds of Sex this will die!--→☃☭Mr.Huffy☭☃← 08:51, 20 April 2007 (UTC)
  • 2005crufttastic!--14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 15:24, 20 April 2007 (UTC)
  • DeleteI just threw up in my mouth a little. -- The Turd From The Golden State California-physical-mapWEST END MASSIVE279Talk to me SLAVE!! 16:38, 20 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. Really short, really bad. No logic, no wit. ----OEJ 16:44, 20 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. Wow. Just... Wow. Delete. --Videshi 18:48, 20 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Huff. Ugh. Horrible —– Sir Hv » | Talk | Contribs | KUN | UotM | RotM | VFH | Kidney | 20/04 20:52

Famine.Braydie 22:43, 20 April 2007 (UTC)

Go Go Dancers

  • Go Go Delete it soon.Rogpyvbc 08:05, 18 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 09:02, 18 April 2007 (UTC)
  • inspector gadget would cry --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 15:32, 18 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Short fightcruft. Blarch --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 19:03, 18 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. Just not very good. ----OEJ 16:39, 20 April 2007 (UTC)

DeletedBraydie 17:03, 20 April 2007 (UTC)


  • Delete Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 05:02, 18 April 2007 (UTC)
  • 2005cruft incorporated --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 15:40, 18 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Unfunny, short, arguably NN. Blarch --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 19:01, 18 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Unfunny' Utterly incoherent. Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 19:30, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Away with it Admin, let's take action Madretsma 23:16, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Sigh --THINKER 01:19, 20 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. List of school chums, methinks. ----OEJ 16:38, 20 April 2007 (UTC)

DeletedBraydie 17:03, 20 April 2007 (UTC)

UnNews:'We have been using Linux Distros since 1997 says Microsoft

  • too new to be VFD'd, was created yesterday. and to think that even the admins don't follow the rules of ICU... --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 15:28, 20 April 2007 (UTC)
  • and I have added ICU to the page --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 15:30, 20 April 2007 (UTC)


  • i redirected this, it might be reverted later but meh --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 13:20, 19 April 2007 (UTC)

RedirectedBraydie 17:45, 19 April 2007 (UTC)

Sjef Hoelenpapers

  • Spasmodically hack apart Unfunny, fails UN:CM. --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 02:26, 18 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete, vanity.Rogpyvbc 03:15, 18 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete - People should definitely read UN:CM before voting on articles like this. Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 04:57, 18 April 2007 (UTC)
  • gets some google hits from dutch websites, but i don't see why we should keep it --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 15:31, 18 April 2007 (UTC)



Nothing special

  • 2005cruft, with a faintly funny idea, but too short. Tagged for expansion for over a month with no improvement. Delete --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 20:47, 17 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete if it's been idle that long. --T.K.F. 21:15, 17 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. Rogpyvbc 03:17, 18 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 04:59, 18 April 2007 (UTC)
  • i'm glad someone has adopted the term 2005cruft, but besides that, that's exactly what this article is --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 15:30, 18 April 2007 (UTC)

Poika ja ilves

  • It die now kill it short not one laugh I acn't tell what it is based off of so I think it should die. Yellow 130 19:34, 17 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete on the grounds that this is less funny than Gay Numbers. --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 21:59, 17 April 2007 (UTC)
  • poika ja nuke it --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 01:26, 18 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. Rogpyvbc 03:19, 18 April 2007 (UTC)




  • Keep. I thought it was pretty good... does that make me a bad person? --T.K.F. 00:37, 17 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Knee-jerk Keep because someone mentioned the words "in bad taste" as a reason for deletion. --Strange (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 00:54, 17 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Perfect example of trivializing horrific events. Keep --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 01:01, 17 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep Why delete? Ethereal 14:14, 18 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep Its okay --Redribbbon 19:21, 18 April 2007 (UTC)
  • A trivial example of perfectly horrifying events. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:19, 18 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Hurtful and in very bad taste, not funny Madretsma 00:07, 17 April 2007 (UTC)


  • BeeKeep yup--Redribbbon 19:23, 18 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep. For sentimental reasons, as well as still being clever and original. --T.K.F. 02:07, 16 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Strong Keep - Like Euroipods, this should be kept just for the talk page. Deleting this will force us to think of a new #1 for the Worst 100 Reflections on 2007. Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 08:27, 16 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep. It's silly weirdness but in a good way. User:Solar penguin/sig 10:41, 16 April 2007 (UTC)
  • It's dumb, pointless and a one-note joke. Keep. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 10:47, 16 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep Its silly, but I laughed. --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 14:08, 16 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep Funny. Fergus Fergusson 18:08, 16 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep Meta-humour which we should all agree to disagree about and leave alone. I'm sure it's been VFDed before in the not too distant past, only I can't find it in the WhatLinks because of Insineratehim's signature. --Strange (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 18:43, 16 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep as self-reference with a small cultural element. --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 22:08, 16 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep - FU SPANG. --AAA! (AAAA) 23:06, 16 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep at the risk of infuriating Spang. How... dadaist. ish. sorta. --Contestant buzzer Contestant CUN -- VFH NotM Buzz Ctrbs 23:07, 16 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep - what is Uncyclopedia with teh Contents? -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me) 00:09, 17 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep This isn't about the article, this is between me and Spang. You're going down. —Braydie 23:09, 16 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep FU SPAG. --Starnestommy (TalkContribsFFSWP) 23:13, 16 April 2007 (UTC)
  • FU SPANG --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 23:16, 16 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Look at the amount of AAAAAAAAA! clones we've spared. Look at Euroipods]. Look at fisher price. Why not spare this article? If this article isn't spared, why should those other redundant articles be spared? --~ Tophatsig 01:21, 17 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep. Wow I've missed this one flame. Lucky for me.---Asteroid B612B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 20:21, 17 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep --Capercorn 21:13, 17 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep FU SPANG. --General Insineratehymn 21:48, 17 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Dkeep- Goddamned spang, i h8 you so fucking much, let's vote the exact opposite of spang from now on, goddamned spang. Madretsma 22:05, 18 April 2007 (UTC)
  • I hate this article with all my heart. I wish it was deleted and bashed up and mashed to pieces and burned and raped and had all it's guts ripped out and... You get the picture.Against.--User:Zerotrousers/sig 02:00, 16 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Contents contents contents contents contents contents contents. Hahaha, I'm so funny! --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 02:36, 16 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. We already had an AAAAAAAAA! and all it's little clones. Be real: this "article" takes 0.15 seconds to scan and then you're looking for the random page link. ----OEJ 03:53, 16 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete An unfunny waste of space. —Another Pongo Flame Sandbox 10:34, 16 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. Instead of mentioning it on IRC (which started that little flamewar on the talk page), I should have submitted it here in silence.... —Gnome Icons-balloon.pngSpacerIcons-bomb.pngSpacerIcons-flag-ch …MUN F@H 16:01, 16 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete if my article CRAP was deleted because it wasn't funny, then this needs to o too. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 22:23, 16 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Sucks. Spang talk 11:03, 16 Apr 2007
  • It's stupid. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 23:06, 16 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Baleet. I'm Spang's bitch. --thematrixeætsyou, the karate black belt (talk) (flames) 23:06, 16 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Must toe the line or Spang will take away my awards =/ (But personally I thought it was funny =/ )-- Ceridwyntalk contribs arc2.0 11:27, 16 April 2007
  • Spang, is a sexy little number. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 00:46, 17 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. Spang talk 01:06, 17 Apr 2007
  • Delete. Per Braydie.--User:Zerotrousers/sig 07:03, 17 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete-Retrofuture42 20:15, 18 April 2007 (UTC)

I don't know, I don't think the articles funny but because Contents means, err, contents then it should be like...ehh. What I know is that seeing a single word repeated 156 times (like PENIS) doesn't strike me as funny. It strikes me as "Why did someone take the time to type (word) 156 times instead of writing an article."--Witt, Union leader of Union member UNion Entertain me* 02:08, 16 April 2007 (UTC)

  • Comment I have archived the talk page here. —Another Pongo Flame Sandbox 10:49, 17 April 2007 (UTC)
  • I will renom this in a few months if this crap is kept. --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 15:48, 17 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Hard to tell who's honestly voting, and who isn't. Therefore, DELETED. Bone_F_clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 04/18 22:53


Too late! Hinoa beat you, I win again! --T.K.F. 21:33, 17 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Just because. --T.K.F. 00:37, 17 April 2007 (UTC)
Means "for fuck's sake," actually... —Major Sir Hinoa prepare for troublemake it double? 03:04, 17 April 2007 (UTC)
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