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Happy Meal2

Keep
Delete
  • The name alone should qualify it for deletion, but then the article itself manages to be so mind-numbingly awful it transcends "bad", rockets past "so bad it's good" and lands arse-up in "Why the hell is this still here?" --El Zoof 06:23, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Ooh, a reductio ad absurdum of the Special Sauce joke. I've seen good r.a.a.'s, this ain't it. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 07:49, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Hits all the high points: grue, Jesus, pussy, and semen. Huff --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 07:56, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au 13:55, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Kill. Redirects on this article are not needed because it sucks that bad. --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 18:26, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
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Lame Parody Force

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National Nigger Day

Keep
  • "...That we, as a society do, in fact, judge people by the content of their character, not the color of their skin and that words, stupid, ancient, meaningless words, don't really have any power at all.". It's from the "origin" section. The, section that explains the page. Admittedly it could lose some of the songs (or explain them better. Or both), as proving that that word still has power by repeating it too much...still proves it has power. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 14:29, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
Uh-huh. So basically, if we huff this article, the terrorists win. Right? --Medvedev (scream)Grue_Jammy.gif 15:12, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
Delete
  • --~ Tophatsig 17:42, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete - Blatant racism, not funny. --AAA! (AAAA) 13:52, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au 13:59, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
  • No fucking way. --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 14:22, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete, ban, track down, tar, feather, burn, unperson. --Medvedev (scream)Grue_Jammy.gif 15:12, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete --General Insineratehymn 15:14, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete - There's a right and wrong way to approach this subject. Nigger is the right way. This is the wrong one. Not because of racial content, just because it's not funny. - Sir Judgement F@H UmP VFH {talk} 16:18, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
  • HUFF IT. This is just way to racist, nor is it funny. Capercorn
  • Delete. This is critizicing Richards as if he were in a position of power or authority, instead of a lone asshole who has probably got too much attention as it is. There could definitely be a better, less Richards-oriented approach to the whole " 'nigger' doesn't mean anything because language is itself a construct" idea.-- Lenoxus 21:37, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
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Sepultura

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Delete
  • Huff I like Sepultura, but this article does them no justice. --General Insineratehymn 22:31, 23 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete - why was this article even thought of? Why does the author think they are funny? --Smrt-guy 23:45, 23 February 2007 (UTC)
  • an offence against the band - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon - 00:05, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Admin rock, dude. Way harder than that pussy [insert the name of the guy who wrote this crap here]. --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 03:34, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au 05:41, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
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Venus Williams

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  • Delete. Nasty, brutish, and short. Previous versions were no better. ----OEJ 22:46, 23 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete - unfunny, pointless and juvinile. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Except here. --Smrt-guy 23:47, 23 February 2007 (UTC)
  • SHIT - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon - 00:07, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
  • An unfunny, short putdown, after which the article swerves onto a different topic. Blarch it. --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 00:29, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
  • This article is a vicious predator from the depths of hell. Kill it. --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 03:36, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete - If I had caught this new, it would have been QVFD'ed. Sir Judgement F@H UmP VFH {talk} 04:59, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au 05:42, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
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Katakyuk Joe

Keep
Delete
  • Nom and Delete - it's stupid, not funny, relatively random...and hasn't had an update since paisleys were cool. --Smrt-guy 00:00, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
  • shitty - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon - 00:08, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au 05:43, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Uh, bestiality and grues? Blarch --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 08:26, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
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Keysar Trad

Keep
Delete
  • Delete - unless there are really funny jokes in here that I don't get...which I'd be surprised to hear about. --Smrt-guy 00:35, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete - He can't use punctuation worth a damn, just like he can't use humor worth a damn. --Sir Judgement F@H UmP VFH {talk} 05:14, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. Copy-paste from Wikipedia with random crap. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au 05:48, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete as WP copy. --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 08:24, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
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The Holy Church of Chemical Romance

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  • Delete Too horrendous to be described. --General Insineratehymn 22:13, 23 February 2007 (UTC)
  • GAH, MY EYES! --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 22:17, 23 February 2007 (UTC)
  • It's like a bad dream, where you kill something, and it keeps coming back, and you have to kill it again. We all have those dreams, right? Right? --Smrt-guy 23:44, 23 February 2007 (UTC)
  • gah, enough pop-band gibberish - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon - 00:04, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete *vomits* Roman Dog Bird 00:13, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
  • It's full of quotes, lists, and arbitrary pop culture phrases. Blarch it. --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 00:25, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
  • POP CULTURE SUCKS ASS. --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 03:32, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au 05:41, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
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Anti-Frog Militia

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Delete
  • Delete It harms my eyes just to glance at this. --General Insineratehymn 22:34, 23 February 2007 (UTC)

Delete it's a waste of spaceElmis 22:47, 23 February 2007 (UTC)

  • Delete. Never really gets to a point. ----OEJ 22:48, 23 February 2007 (UTC)
Comments

Huffed, voting closed. -- Paw_print.jpg 23:38, 23 February 2007 (UTC)

Lord of Quegy Quegy

Keep
Delete
  • Delete The lord is the person who rules Quegy Quegy, you know! --Strange (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 18:30, 23 February 2007 (UTC)
  • WTF??? Is this some Aussie humor or something? Looks like Slandity to me. --Smrt-guy 20:13, 23 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 22:18, 23 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. Nothing to see.----OEJ 22:53, 23 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Sucks --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 23:09, 23 February 2007 (UTC)
Comments

Huffed, voting closed. -- Paw_print.jpg 23:39, 23 February 2007 (UTC)

Image:Mona Lisa2.jpg

Keep
Delete
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Huffed, voting closed. -- Paw_print.jpg 23:40, 23 February 2007 (UTC)

Blow job

Keep
  • This can work as a piece on glass blowing. Keep, disambiguate, and expand --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 06:58, 23 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep. Goddamit, what is it with this flood of destruction?! A perfectly good article. Hands off. --Medvedev (scream)Grue_Jammy.gif 08:37, 23 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Shy and unassuming Keep - it needs a lot of work, but it's a funny idea. --Smrt-guy 19:56, 23 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Good stuff. Very informative. I don't understand that other article at all - what does it think a blow job is? --Strange (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 23:01, 23 February 2007 (UTC)
Delete
Comments

Saved from the huffing bowl -- Paw_print.jpg 23:41, 23 February 2007 (UTC)

Biplanes

Keep
Delete
  • Delete It's been around since 2005, has no pictures, and probably hasn't been touched in at least a year by anyone. Also, it's not funny. --Sir Judgement F@H UmP VFH {talk} 04:39, 23 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. Not funny. --Medvedev (scream)Grue_Jammy.gif 08:39, 23 February 2007 (UTC)
  • - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon - 13:26, 23 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Agreed. Not funny, just stupid random sexual crap. I'm sick of lame references to homosexuality, etc (it can be funny, but this is terrible). --Marto 85 13:50, 23 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete it for having a good opportunity to be funny, and missing it completely. --Smrt-guy 19:55, 23 February 2007 (UTC)
Comments

Huffed, voting closed. -- Paw_print.jpg 23:41, 23 February 2007 (UTC)

Enya

Keep
  • Weak keep - if only to uphold the fact that we don't delete stuff just because people are complaining. Oh, and as an afterthought, it has a few laughs in, too. --Strange (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 01:19, 21 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep I agree with strange, its not a blatent slur and it is funny, i've seen worse articles pass vfd.
There's UN:OFFICE PARTY. But that's not quite the same thing. --Strange (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 15:16, 21 February 2007 (UTC)
  • we've featured worse - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon - 19:24, 21 February 2007 (UTC)
  • If we have, some of my articles might have a shot! More importantly, once you remove the vandalism, Enya is kind of funny! It needs a rewrite (changing hers to hims, etc) and someone to watch over it, but it should stay. --Smrt-guy 23:16, 21 February 2007 (UTC)
    • My revert was already an attempt to remove the vandalism; what else needs to be fixed? Pentium5dot1 00:09, 22 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep I like it, could use more Oyster card, but I am an Idiot.--Dantoller 12:40, 23 February 2007 (UTC)
Delete
  • Weak Delete as nominator. This is a complex case; the article was originally halfway-decent (but not great), but then people started to vandalize the article, and someone inserted a copyvio from Wikipedia afaict. Somewhere along the line, people from the official Enya forum (supposedly) complained, leading one user to near-blank the article. See the article's talk page; I'm putting this up on VFD in case a consensus builds to delete the article. --Pentium5dot1 00:41, 21 February 2007 (UTC)

*Weak delete. If only to ANNIHILATE the spam link at the bottom. --Medvedev (scream)Grue_Jammy.gif 07:24, 21 February 2007 (UTC)

    • I have now removed the spam link. Would you like to change your vote? Pentium5dot1 08:04, 21 February 2007 (UTC)
      • I'm not going to change my vote - the article isn't worth it - but I will remove it. Good luck. --Medvedev (scream)Grue_Jammy.gif 10:08, 21 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Has little to do with music. Needs a complete rewrite. Notes can be taken from Pentium's copy. --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 08:19, 21 February 2007 (UTC)
    • Comments: The wikitext dump you linked to is now slightly out of date, since it predates the removal of the spam link (and I'm too lazy to fix it myself atm). Does that matter? Would you like a version without the pre tags? Also, in the actual article, I have replaced {{funny?}} with {{rewrite}} to better convey how the article needs to be fixed. Pentium5dot1 09:12, 21 February 2007 (UTC)
Comments
  • What I can discern of the consensus right now is that there really isn't one; the opinions are split as to whether to delete. Also, some people say that there is some worthwhile humor buried in the article, while others feel it needs to be totally rewritten. I guess a Pee Review is the solution? --Pentium5dot1 01:29, 23 February 2007 (UTC)

Saved from the hufing bowl. -- Paw_print.jpg 23:43, 23 February 2007 (UTC)

Aaron lennon

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Delete
  • Delete It was sited for ICU to be fixed within a week of the 14th, and that time has passed. Judgement 18:19, 22 February 2007 (UTC)
  • d3l373 - It doesn't make any sense to me. Who's Aaron Lennon? Also, in the unlikely event that this isn't deleted, it needs to be speelchecked, and, Grammer Checked? --El Destructeso 23:08, 22 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Only one funny line; the rest is nonsense. --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 23:30, 22 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Fuck it its boring Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 00:43, 23 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Chuck it - it wasn't written so much as vomited, and needs to be cleaned & disinfected. --Smrt-guy 01:22, 23 February 2007 (UTC)
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The Suck

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Delete
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Anime

Keep
  • Keep. I do not see why everyone is so worked up about the article. --Medvedev (scream)Grue_Jammy.gif 07:31, 22 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Strong keep There are some OK jokes near the beginning about animation style and genres. An article like this is bound to get some cruft. Tag for cleanup. --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 08:36, 22 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep, but remove those ugly images. --AAA! (AAAA) 09:26, 22 February 2007 (UTC)
Delete
  • Horrid excuse for an article. Mostly just a list, with the most unimaginative descriptions. The only way this article can be saved is through a complete rewrite, or better yet, just a huff. --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 21:43, 21 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Put it out of its misery. I can only see that this article will get worse, and we need to prevent that from happening. --General Insineratehymn 21:48, 21 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Huff It and let it be rewritten by a slightly more intelligent 12-year old. --Smrt-guy 23:31, 21 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete with gusto, it's not funny in any way whatsoever, the only option, Total Recall, oh yeah. -- (Elmis 05:14, 22 February 2007 (UTC))
  • Poor hitlerbear!!!---Small_Pineapple2.png» >ZEROTROUSERS!!! EAT ME!!!! CRAZY PERSON! SMELLY!!! ILLOGIC, BEHOLD!!!!~» 07:09, 22 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Just say no to anime. --GeorgeRI.jpg» His Majesty King George VI (the boxes) SpacerSpacerSpacerSpacerSpacerSpacerIcons-flag-gb 30px-Coatsmxa.pngSpacerSpacerSpacerIcons-flag-usSpacerSpacerSpacer 07:28, 22 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete and rewrite. This article is just awful, not funny at all. --TheSlyFox 10:21, 22 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete because I hate anime!Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 00:45, 23 February 2007 (UTC)
Comments
  • Comment: The only thing this article attempts to be is a list of "this sucks, that sucks." We can do better. The whole thing needs a rewrite, IMO. --TheSlyFox 10:21, 22 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Sikon did it. --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 15:28, 23 February 2007 (UTC)


Islamofascism

Keep
  • sympathy-keep.the politik's samey but i like the random, there's something pleasing, stuff like math-magicians - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon - 19:35, 21 February 2007 (UTC)
Delete
  • Lame, not funny, ugly. Delete. ~Jewriken.GIF 10:08, 21 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. Weird, box-shaped, piece of soap. --Medvedev (scream)Grue_Jammy.gif 10:12, 21 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Thinly veiled political screed, with some randomness thrown in. Blarch it. --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 10:19, 21 February 2007 (UTC)
  • jihad-blitzkrieg it --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 21:29, 21 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete - it's stupid & unfunny. And Random. --Smrt-guy 23:28, 21

February 2007 (UTC)

Comments

FPS

Keep
Delete
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Gone. —Braydie 01:41, 23 February 2007 (UTC)

Image:Gangster Pie

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Delete

I NEED NEW EYES!!!--Small_Pineapple2.png» >ZEROTROUSERS!!! EAT ME!!!! CRAZY PERSON! SMELLY!!! ILLOGIC, BEHOLD!!!!~» 11:07, 21 February 2007 (UTC)

  • Delete. Nothing worse than a good photoshop gone bad. --Medvedev (scream)Grue_Jammy.gif 12:04, 21 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Blarch 10 sec in MS Paint. --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 19:31, 21 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Hahahaha! - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon - 19:37, 21 February 2007 (UTC)
  • AW FUCK NO --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 21:29, 21 February 2007 (UTC)~
  • Shoddy excuse for an image job. Delete. --General Insineratehymn 21:50, 21 February 2007 (UTC)
  • D E L E T E - we should not encourage crap like this. Even I could do better and I have no eyes. Any more. --Smrt-guy 23:29, 21 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Get rid of it, not good, even by paint standards. --Elmis 05:16, 22 February 2007 (UTC)
  • A 'chop of a 'chop, with no credit given to the original 'chopper. For shame...--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:40, 22 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Buuuuur'em---Witt, Union leader of Union member UNion Entertain me* 07:43, 22 February 2007 (UTC)
  • PUKE! Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 00:45, 23 February 2007 (UTC)
Comments

I'm not sure whether its supposed to satirical of MS paint or not, but I doubt it.--Small_Pineapple2.png» >ZEROTROUSERS!!! EAT ME!!!! CRAZY PERSON! SMELLY!!! ILLOGIC, BEHOLD!!!!~» 07:10, 22 February 2007 (UTC)

Nah, it's a rip of the original image behind the paint, instead of being clever, the editor just painted over the good stuff for pie.--Witt, Union leader of Union member UNion Entertain me* 07:43, 22 February 2007 (UTC)

Gone. —Braydie 01:39, 23 February 2007 (UTC)

Duffield

Keep
Delete
  • Delete. Dump ×75. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au 08:02, 21 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. having the word 'dump' feature 100+ times doesn't make an article funny.--Parinoid 08:18, 21 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. It's just the WP article with some words replaced with "Dump." --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 08:22, 21 February 2007 (UTC)
  • 'fly-tip' - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon - 19:26, 21 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Sucks. -- Hindleyite Converse 19:48, 21 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Move to landfill -- 14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 21:32, 21 February 2007 (UTC)
  • What a pile of crap --Smrt-guy 23:20, 21 February 2007 (UTC)
  • CRAP, CRAP, CRAP Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 00:46, 23 February 2007 (UTC)
Comments

Gone. —Braydie 01:23, 23 February 2007 (UTC)

Red Planet

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Delete
  • Think it may have been me that brought this one to popular attention...I feel sorry for it now :){{RabbiTechno 19:48, 21 February 2007 (UTC)}}
  • Two words: Holy. Bum. I would ICU this if it weren't so frickin' old. As it stands, though, it is old enough to require democracy. It's incoherent, ugly, and most importantly, not funny. SMASHY with a hammer until there's nothing left but dust, and then smash it a bit more, just to be safe. —Major Sir Hinoa prepare for troublemake it double? 19:31, 20 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Short fightcruft. Rocket to Mars. --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 19:38, 20 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Badly, written, and, just, plain, stupid. Delete, --El Zoof 22:56, 20 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Burninate! --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 23:48, 20 February 2007 (UTC)~
  • A sad page on my favourite planet. Venus.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:50, 20 February 2007 (UTC)
  • The reason why the death star might actually have been useful. Huff planet. --Strange (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 00:47, 21 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. ----OEJ 02:04, 21 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Its poorly written, but it's not that old. I thought for a second it was from 2005.--Witt, Union leader of Union member UNion Entertain me* 07:31, 21 February 2007 (UTC)
  • - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon - 19:19, 21 February 2007 (UTC)
  • So poorly written that it makes me want to contract diarrhea instantaneously. Delete. --General Insineratehymn 21:52, 21 February 2007 (UTC)
Comments

Deleted. —Braydie 07:31, 22 February 2007 (UTC)

Nowhere Special

Keep
Delete
  • Delete. Just not funny, but at least it's not longer. --El Zoof 03:01, 20 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete - it's so sad, the poor level of education these days. Someone thought that was brilliant. -sigh- --Smrt-guy 04:20, 20 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete maybe someday, someone will do something proper with it—Lenoxus 00:23, 21 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Nothing special --Strange (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 00:51, 21 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. Random, but short. ----OEJ 02:05, 21 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. I'm afraid the Bush wars did it in for me.--Witt, Union leader of Union member UNion Entertain me* 07:33, 21 February 2007 (UTC)
  • - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon - 19:17, 21 February 2007 (UTC)
Comments
Deleted. —Braydie 07:30, 22 February 2007 (UTC)

Massillon

Keep
Delete
  • Delete - it's ugly, stupid and doubleplus unfunny. --Smrt-guy 00:06, 20 February 2007 (UTC)
  • this is one of those articles that could be good if heavily rewritten, but that no one will ever ever bother to rewrite. so kill - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon - 00:27, 20 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete The article is actually nicer than the real life city itself. But even in Ohio, Massillon is one of those places that we would just assume didn't exist. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 15:44, 20 February 2007 (UTC)
  • DeleteLenoxus 00:57, 21 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Lost its marbles. Delete --Strange (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 01:03, 21 February 2007 (UTC)
Comments
Deleted. —Braydie 07:30, 22 February 2007 (UTC)

Black Russian

Keep

*Keep and expand. If we do not mock Russian mail-order brides, who will? --Medvedev (scream)Grue_Jammy.gif 11:53, 19 February 2007 (UTC) Vote withdrawn per OEJ. --Medvedev (scream)Grue_Jammy.gif 21:06, 19 February 2007 (UTC)

Delete
  • Stupid and not funny. - Sir Sikon [formerly known as Guest] 06:42, 19 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Nuke it, Batman. - This one needs a rewrite from the top down. \o/ 14:49, 19 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. See Mail-order bride. ----OEJ 16:19, 19 February 2007 (UTC)
  • - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon - 22:05, 19 February 2007 (UTC)
  • This could have been so much funnier. -snif- Delete --Smrt-guy 00:11, 20 February 2007 (UTC)
  • DeleteLenoxus 00:44, 21 February 2007 (UTC)
  • If you see anyone, even your best friend, voting keep, please report him to The Authorities. Together we can end this article. --Strange (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 01:07, 21 February 2007 (UTC)
Comments

Davy Crockett

Keep
  • k33p - I don't think you guys get it. He's king of the final frontier. I thought it was pretty funny, but there was too much red. --El Destructeso 02:03, 19 February 2007 (UTC)
Comment Destructeso - Since you are the supporter of the article you could save it by 1) Cleaning it up, 2) Removing some of the nonsense to make it Funny, not stupid and 3) work someone to get a few relevant images you might be able to increase its chances for survival. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 15:54, 20 February 2007 (UTC)
Delete
  • I'm really torn on this one - this article is the poster child for Not being funny, just stupid. If we gave out CRAP Awards, this would be in the CRAP Hall of Fame. I just don't think that it can be it can be made to be worth anything of value. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 01:42, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
  • I'm pretty sure CRAP awards would be a bad idea. We should just continue to laugh at the crap that shows up here at VFD. Delete --Smrt-guy 03:04, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au 13:37, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. Randomness without humor or satire. ----OEJ 18:56, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
  • ! - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon - 21:18, 19 February 2007 (UTC)
Comments
  • If he's the king of the final frontier then the authors should have shared the joke with the readers instead of keeping it to themselves. They wrote, "Davy 'Davy' Crockett (b. 50, 000 BC) King of the wild frontier". If they had written "born 3071 AD, known as the 'King of the Final Frontier', Davy 'Not Kirk Dammit' Crockett was a man who swore to boldly go where no man, ba'ar, Injun, or starship had gone before" then the article might have been off to a satirical start. ----OEJ 16:08, 19 February 2007 (UTC)


Baudrillard

Keep
  • Keep and fix --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 07:21, 17 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep, though I doubt anyone will ever fix the random aspects. There's a WickedPedia article on Jean Baudrillard.----OEJ 19:06, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
  • keep, not that awful - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon - 21:12, 19 February 2007 (UTC)
Delete
  • Random. Very poor.---Asteroid B612B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 03:16, 17 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete it, now... please? -This article is nonsense, and not the good kind -- (Elmis 10:09, 19 February 2007 (UTC))
  • Too damn random.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:52, 20 February 2007 (UTC)
Comments

Shit music

Keep
  • Keep Uncyclopedia is not ED. I don't get why that has to do with this, but still. Mr. Briggs Inc. 16:38, 16 February 2007 (UTC) Eh?
  • Keep It may have a gross topic, but it's fairly coherent. --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 07:37, 17 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep per above --GeorgeRI.jpg» His Majesty King George VI (the boxes) SpacerSpacerSpacerSpacerSpacerSpacerIcons-flag-gb 30px-Coatsmxa.pngSpacerSpacerSpacerIcons-flag-usSpacerSpacerSpacer 07:39, 17 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Weak keep. Needs tightening, but despite the fact that I actually do like most of the bands in the article, I still got a chuckle or two. goshzillacorrespondence 00:44, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep, but make it wear a Sombrero. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me) 12:36, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
  • k33p - I honestly have no idea why you guys hate this article so much. This is really one of the funniest articles I have ever read. The medical part was pretty dumb, but the rest was really good. I wish there were more articles like this one. --El Destructeso 02:41, 19 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep but it should be modified to sound less POV and more like an actual genre, like First Gradeism (which you'll notice never actually says "first grade art sucks"). Or if it stays POV, it should be modified to resemble the gag of this blog entry, gradually becoming so extensive that people start to realize that no genre is exempt — although it might be a good idea to get the permission of the author first. —Lenoxus 00:40, 21 February 2007 (UTC)
Delete
Comments
  • If its kept, it needs a good dose of fiber and to be cleaned up and made more concise. All those words getting at nothing hurt me! Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 16:24, 19 February 2007 (UTC)
  • To all who vote keep, I just want to tell you that there was once an article on ED by this very name. I also don't understand how any of you can find this funny knowing that there was once an article on ED just like this. --General Insineratehymn 18:35, 19 February 2007 (UTC)
Yay for reductio ad dramaticum. "It was on ED; it has to be evil!" —Major Sir Hinoa prepare for troublemake it double? 01:29, 20 February 2007 (UTC)
  • I can't vote to keep this. It's nothing but a ball of bandcruft with caked on bowel movements and randomness. --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 21:44, 19 February 2007 (UTC)
    • That's why it was on ED! You can change your vote to "Delete", you know. --AAA! (AAAA) 01:34, 20 February 2007 (UTC)
  • I can see both a reason to delete it that isn't "OMG it was on ED," namely that it's, um, crap, and a reason to keep it, namely "we need to get people who hate Band X out of Band X's article." If this is kept (which looks less likely by the second), then I'd propose that we use it as a bit of a dumping ground for "Band X sucks"-type edits. At least, as long as we don't mention specific bands. —Major Sir Hinoa prepare for troublemake it double? 17:48, 20 February 2007 (UTC)


Down with this sort of thing!

Keep
Delete
  • Delete Down with this sort of thing. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 15:20, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Oh this has many problems, it's got no direction at all. -- (Elmis 10:14, 19 February 2007 (UTC))
Comments
  • Don't feel bad if you lose this one, Prettiestpretty; I understand where you're coming from. At least I think I do...—Lenoxus 06:33, 19 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Not a win/lose for me. I'd just like to see one of the Keep voters put some time and energy into the article. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 16:22, 19 February 2007 (UTC)

Apparently "this sort of thing" does not include this article. Kept; voting closed.RT. HON. HINOA, KNIGHT COMMANDER OF THE ORDER (BEG FOR MERCY)01:23, 20 February 2007 (UTC)

Proza Pepsi

Keep
Delete
  • Delete. The idea has possibilities, the article as it stands doesn't. --El Zoof 00:17, 19 February 2007 (UTC)
  • d3l373 - I don't really get the joke. --El Destructeso 01:48, 19 February 2007 (UTC)
The "joke", such that it is, is that Coca Cola used to be made with cocaine. Hilarious, no? No. --El Zoof 02:47, 19 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Baleet. The idea has potential, but this article doesn't. -- \o/ 02:49, 19 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete - I get the joke, I don't get the poor & ugly way it was used here. --Smrt-guy 02:55, 19 February 2007 (UTC)
  • pepsi sucks --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 02:59, 19 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. ----OEJ 16:21, 19 February 2007 (UTC)
  • I like Pepsi, but I hate this article. Delete. --General Insineratehymn 17:41, 19 February 2007 (UTC)
  • - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon - 21:22, 19 February 2007 (UTC)
Comments

An Archon

Keep
Delete
  • Delete - moronic jabs at Starcraft. Probably unfunny even if you've played the damn game. --El Zoof 05:15, 19 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete it, just delete it, and make sure the author gets an ass whuppin'-- (Elmis 11:39, 19 February 2007 (UTC))
  • Delete. N00bcruft. El Zoof is correct: it's not funny to insiders, either. --Medvedev (scream)Grue_Jammy.gif 11:53, 19 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Flogging. - I vote the author gets flogged for this. \o/ 14:52, 19 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. Unreadable. ----OEJ 16:20, 19 February 2007 (UTC)
  • - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon - 21:25, 19 February 2007 (UTC)
  • I'm with LordKaT - Delete the article and a few square feet of the author's flesh. --Smrt-guy 00:20, 20 February 2007 (UTC)
Comments

Eloran starlighter

Keep
Delete
Comments

Image:Product-weetabix.jpg

Keep
Delete
  • Delete. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 15:39, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete image and Oatabix article. Sins of the article include shortness, linklessness, and the most creative spelling of "skeptical" I have ever seen: "sceptacle". One can only say "uh, wow."----OEJ 18:42, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Even if the article stays, the image can be redone. Right now, it sucks. --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 20:56, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete on its own merits. It's ugly and, to me anyway, not funny. --Smrt-guy 02:50, 19 February 2007 (UTC)
  • as soon as Oatibix is deleted kill this too. Oatibix are fucking grim - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon - 21:21, 19 February 2007 (UTC)
Comments
  • I would say delete, but only if and when the article it's in gets huffed.

And can we have a slow-down of new articles please? Like it says above, it's kind of hard to be bothered to vote when such a huge number are coming in... Merci buckets. --Strange (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 17:02, 18 February 2007 (UTC)

  • You should see the ones that I have NRV'd. But since you have indicated that you are overwhelmed, I'll stop. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 17:13, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
  • If the VFD's slow down, where will I go for my Uncyc entertainment?  :-) --Smrt-guy 02:50, 19 February 2007 (UTC)
      • Gone. Along with its article. It would have been deleted along with Oatabix anyway, but you guys really didn't like it, eh? --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 00:15, 20 February 2007 (UTC)

Honor Among Sasquatches

Keep

Weak keep Slight chuckle from my direction. --Strange (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 17:24, 18 February 2007 (UTC)

Delete

Huff This article has been DOA for a long time. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 01:33, 18 February 2007 (UTC)

  • obscure --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 02:51, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
  • What was the point of this thing? Delete --Smrt-guy 02:58, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au 13:36, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. The title may be a play on "honor among thieves" but there's no follow-through at all.----OEJ 18:57, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
  • I coppied the content across to Sasquatch so this article's redundant now - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon - 21:16, 19 February 2007 (UTC)
Comments
Gone, per Jack's good deeds. —Braydie 21:17, 19 February 2007 (UTC)

Pie For Africa

Keep
Delete
  • Huff Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 01:42, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
  • What they need is less genocide. --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 02:50, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete only beacuse it's so poorly done. It is sick and has a light dusting of funny because of that, but not enough to keep. --Smrt-guy 03:06, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au 13:38, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Kill it dead before it pups. --El Zoof 02:49, 19 February 2007 (UTC)
Comments
  • Good. Now try inserting four-and-twenty blackbirds - not quite as easy, I think you'll find. In other news: Delete now.--Strange (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 00:36, 19 February 2007 (UTC)

Fucking kill

Keep
Delete
  • Delete its had 60 days with a 30 day tag on it - its time to Fucking Kill this one. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 15:23, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Blarch it Stale joke. --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 17:29, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. "Though many speculate of reasons why Steve Ballmer has restorted to such levels of conservatizm, there is one widely accept reason that explains why Steve Ballmer resorts to kind violence to solve his problems." Ouch.----OEJ 18:43, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Kill and redirect to Steve Ballmer --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 20:18, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Ditto UNKNOWNFILE. --Strange (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 00:38, 19 February 2007 (UTC)
Comments

Redirected to Steve Ballmer. Voting closed.RT. HON. HINOA, KNIGHT COMMANDER OF THE ORDER (BEG FOR MERCY)00:42, 19 February 2007 (UTC)

Emosectomy

Keep
  • Emo-bashing! --GeorgeRI.jpg» His Majesty King George VI (the boxes) SpacerSpacerSpacerSpacerSpacerSpacerIcons-flag-gb 30px-Coatsmxa.pngSpacerSpacerSpacerIcons-flag-usSpacerSpacerSpacer 09:26, 17 February 2007 (UTC)
  • I admit a mistake. Speedy keep --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 09:34, 17 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Nervous Keep - it needs major work, but it is funny. --Smrt-guy 00:40, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep- It has potential. --Captain Kickass 00:47, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
  • k33p - Sigh. My parents don't get me. Just because I wear girl's pants, put on eyeliner, and had my penis removed, my parents think I'm gay. I hate them so much. --El Destructeso 02:10, 19 February 2007 (UTC)
HAHA. —Braydie 07:48, 19 February 2007 (UTC)
Delete
Comments
Kept, voting closed. —Braydie 07:48, 19 February 2007 (UTC)

Cute

Keep
  • Ahhhhhh....I like it. Its snuggly. Also its not as bad as people are making out. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)12:35, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
If there were people making out in that article, it would have been redeemed. Alas. --Medvedev (scream)Grue_Jammy.gif 14:09, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep and rewrite. There has to be some balance to the satire on Uncyclopedia. Cute may be sickeningly sweet, but I think it really has to be vomit inducing sweet to work here. So I propose a rewrite stay of execution for a fortnight or so and then reevaluate it at that point. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 16:36, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep per PP's rewrite. —Braydie 17:10, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Awwww! Still room to get more sickening though. --Strange (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 17:38, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Alright!!! Keep. I'm not taking the blame if it's huffed. But there better be something really cute in it next time. --Medvedev (scream)Grue_Jammy.gif 20:04, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Now that the article is rewritten, keep. --General Insineratehymn 20:28, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Prettiest-prettied up. Keep --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 20:53, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
  • k33p - Like, OMG!! This article is so cute! --El Destructeso 02:21, 19 February 2007 (UTC)
  • keep now that it is rewritten --GeorgeRI.jpg» His Majesty King George VI (the boxes) SpacerSpacerSpacerSpacerSpacerSpacerIcons-flag-gb 30px-Coatsmxa.pngSpacerSpacerSpacerIcons-flag-usSpacerSpacerSpacer 04:21, 19 February 2007 (UTC)
Delete

*This article is far from cute. Delete. --General Insineratehymn 04:07, 17 February 2007 (UTC)

  • death by ugliness --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 05:13, 17 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Blarch it A dicdef and a list. --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 07:19, 17 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Quite like the pictures and captions, but they doth not an article make - Delete. --Strange (but) <s>Untrue</s>  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 16:44, 17 February 2007 (UTC)
  • I have no words, except Delete. That one pic is good, but someone will steal that eventually. --Smrt-guy 00:39, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
Comments
Kept. Due to PP's effort into rewriting. Voting closed. —Braydie 06:49, 19 February 2007 (UTC)

Villages of the south

Keep
Delete
  • Delete. Appears to be a short Tolkienist fantasy with poor grammar and spelling, and bad formatting.----OEJ 23:03, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete as per Jack. Subawful. --El Zoof 01:02, 19 February 2007 (UTC)
  • d3l373 - "Horizontal line (use sparingly)" --El Destructeso 01:51, 19 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete for its bad concept, awful formatting, and 'cause Jack said so. --Smrt-guy 02:52, 19 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Kill it, man. Bad all around. -- \o/ 02:55, 19 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Bold Text --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 02:59, 19 February 2007 (UTC)
Comments

Executed; voting closed.RT. HON. HINOA, KNIGHT COMMANDER OF THE ORDER (BEG FOR MERCY)03:01, 19 February 2007 (UTC)

Overlord Jemima

Keep
Delete
  • DELETE This should have been huffed last year Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 01:29, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Use the competitor's brand. --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 02:52, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
  • That thar article needs killin'! --Smrt-guy 02:57, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au 13:35, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Unleash the waffle minions! --Strange (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 17:33, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. Another random mix of Star Wars and ninjas. ----OEJ 19:00, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
Comments

Octember

Keep
Delete

Delete. ----OEJ 18:46, 18 February 2007 (UTC)

  • jafebruary --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 20:17, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
Comments

Static Black

Keep
Delete
  • Looks like vanity to me. --Naughty Budgie 08:37, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au 13:40, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete if this is someone's idea of vanity, they need professional help. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 15:12, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
  • 7 years bad luck --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 17:24, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. Not very good.----OEJ 18:48, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
Comments

Ancient text

Keep
Delete
  • Make ancient history. Just a paragraph and an image. --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 02:59, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Is there any question? Delete It's unfixable. And that kid in the photo looks too happy to be there. --Smrt-guy
  • Delete --GeorgeRI.jpg» His Majesty King George VI (the boxes) SpacerSpacerSpacerSpacerSpacerSpacerIcons-flag-gb 30px-Coatsmxa.pngSpacerSpacerSpacerIcons-flag-usSpacerSpacerSpacer 03:18, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au 13:39, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete I've seen turds with greater possibilities. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 15:14, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. ----OEJ 18:50, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
Comments

Jo

Keep
Delete
  • This article hurts my brain. Delete it for being stupid and probably vanity. Thank you. --Smrt-guy 02:52, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
  • I've said it before, and I'll say it again: listcruft=instahuff --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 03:00, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au 13:39, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Listcruft with a layer of text frosting. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 15:11, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete - not funny, but that's not because it's a list!! --Strange (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 17:10, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete.----OEJ 18:52, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
Comments

Toga party

Keep
Delete

Delete. Short & unfunny. —Gnome Icons-balloon.pngSpacerIcons-bomb.pngSpacerIcons-flag-ch …MUN F@H 01:44, 18 February 2007 (UTC)

Comments

Image:Ohioseal.jpg

Keep
Delete
  • How should I know? [Hides credit card behind back.]
Comments

GameFAQs/SSBB

Keep
Delete
  • Delete - Incoherent, not funny, and possibly vanity. --AAA! (AAAA) 21:24, 17 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete So horrible I can't even come up with a sarcastic caption. --General Insineratehymn 21:26, 17 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Silly gamers, GameFAQs articles are for deletion! --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 23:18, 17 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Someone is doing a great job finding all this CRAP! Maybe I'll make a stupid award or something. In the meantime - Delete this. Thank you. --Smrt-guy 00:51, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Short fancruft. Blarch. --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 01:41, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au 13:32, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 15:15, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. Vanity forumcruft.----OEJ 19:02, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
Comments

RTÉ_Two

Keep
Delete
  • I swear, almost all of the old and crap articles I find, including this one, are caused by links or edits made by n00bs or otherwise inexperienced users. Thank you, Murraythedemonicskull. Delete. Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 16:34, 17 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete ...That Murray must be really demonic to make edits today that cause a page to be created back in 2005! Wow... --Strange (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 16:38, 17 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Delteated --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 18:19, 17 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Kill. Can't believe it's survived that long. --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 20:43, 17 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Kill please. Right now. Why isn't it gone? ---Smrt-guy 00:44, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au 13:31, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. ----OEJ 18:37, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
Comments

Krange

Keep
Delete
Comments
Gone. —Braydie 16:14, 18 February 2007 (UTC)

The Count of Monte Cristo

Keep
Delete
  • Looks like a wikipedia fork with little or no modifications. No humor.---Asteroid B612B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 03:30, 17 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Phoenixify. --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 05:14, 17 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Huff as slightly modified WP article. --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 07:19, 17 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Just couldn't read all of it. Cristofy. --Strange (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 16:48, 17 February 2007 (UTC)
  • It made me feel like I was back in grade school English lit and that creepy teacher kept asking if I wanted extra credit....um....I mean Delete --Smrt-guy 00:37, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au 13:29, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
Comments
Gone. —Braydie 15:15, 18 February 2007 (UTC)

/dev/urandom

Keep
Delete
  • Delete. I won't say it's random, but it's still not funny. —Gnome Icons-balloon.pngSpacerIcons-bomb.pngSpacerIcons-flag-ch …MUN F@H 22:02, 16 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Wtf --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 22:08, 16 February 2007 (UTC)
  • AGH! MY EYES! DELETE! --General Insineratehymn 00:11, 17 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Random, pointless, and completely Deleteable! --Smrt-guy 02:45, 17 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Garbage. --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 07:24, 17 February 2007 (UTC)
Comments
Gone. —Braydie 12:57, 18 February 2007 (UTC)

/dev/zero

Keep
Delete
  • Delete. Pretty much like /dev/urandom. —Gnome Icons-balloon.pngSpacerIcons-bomb.pngSpacerIcons-flag-ch …MUN F@H 22:02, 16 February 2007 (UTC)
  • AGH! MY EYES! DELETE! --General Insineratehymn 00:12, 17 February 2007 (UTC)
  • WTF? Why, why, why??? Delete --Smrt-guy 02:44, 17 February 2007 (UTC)
  • A joke on a Unix command, but with no substantial content. Huff --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 07:31, 17 February 2007 (UTC)
Comments
  • Any objections if I redirect this to Nihilism? Oops, wait, that would be for /dev/null... My point is that we should be able to fix this one up somehow; maybe merge it to zero? --Pentium5dot1 03:32, 17 February 2007 (UTC)
Done. Or rather: stole, rewrote, and added to Zero. --Strange (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 17:01, 17 February 2007 (UTC)
Gone. —Braydie 12:57, 18 February 2007 (UTC)

Adult Friend Finder

Keep
  • Keep. Funny. Has feature potential, though I'm not a very good judge of that stuff. Actually, some of the articles I found featurable had certain parties slightly beyond the point of vomiting... Regardless, it's my vote and I'm voting "keep", because I believe it is THE RIGHT THING TO DO. I have spoken. --Medvedev (scream)Grue_Jammy.gif 16:33, 16 February 2007 (UTC)
Delete
  • Expunge - it looks like it was made by an IP, and, while it has one or two halfway decent one-liners....it's complete crap. --Smrt-guy 20:32, 15 February 2007 (UTC)
  • kill it before it gets laid --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 22:01, 15 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. goshzillacorrespondence 00:34, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
Comments
Gone. —Braydie 12:57, 18 February 2007 (UTC)

Image:Bb11.gif, Image:Bb12.gif, Image:Bb7.gif, Image:Bb8.gif

Keep
  • In response to Zombiebaron: *cough cough* Now all the humor is gone from the Urine article; I know that everyone is going to yell at me for being a n00b, but I feel that only one of 7 and 11 should have been deleted. (Pee Review needed?) Anyway, Speedy keep 12 as being the most humorous; Weak keep 8 despite the fact that it is rather un-uncyclopedic, because its cuteness might have a use in some future article.
  • These could be useful for something. Keep --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 07:33, 17 February 2007 (UTC)
Delete
  • Delete - Not funny, and these is not the type of images we want on uncyclopedia. Especially those urinating ones, that's just wrong. --AAA! (AAAA) 11:16, 16 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Quick kill Bb7.gif, keep some of the rest --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 15:51, 16 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete 7, 8 and 11, keep 12. --Medvedev (scream)Grue_Jammy.gif 16:26, 16 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete 7 and 11 QUICKLY and please Keep 12 and 8. 12 is great, even if I hate smoking. --Smrt-guy 19:40, 16 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Strong Delete on 8 it's not cute it's retarded, weak keep on 12 which is rather funny. --GeorgeRI.jpg» His Majesty King George VI (the boxes) SpacerSpacerSpacerSpacerSpacerSpacerIcons-flag-gb 30px-Coatsmxa.pngSpacerSpacerSpacerIcons-flag-usSpacerSpacerSpacer 04:08, 17 February 2007 (UTC)
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  • 11 and 7 are gone. Please keep voting on 8 and 12. --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 19:47, 16 February 2007 (UTC)
  • I put BB12 on Cigarette. Hopefully it finds good use there. --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 20:48, 17 February 2007 (UTC)
  • BB8 is gone. BB12 kept. Voting closed. —Braydie 12:41, 18 February 2007 (UTC)

Caribbean

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  • Delete Release this pointless article into the great unknown. It gets on my NeRVes. Smrt-guy 00:54, 13 February 2007 (UTC)
  • "They're very beautiful! You MUST see it!" NO. --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 01:13, 13 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Agreed --Videshi 04:02, 13 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Yup. Sorry, nothing funny here. El Zoof 05:27, 13 February 2007 (UTC)
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Huffed, voting closed. -- Paw_print.jpg 14:34, 13 February 2007 (UTC)

Effervescing elephant

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  • WTF - this article made me wish we had a WTF template so I could just shout that at the top of the page. What is the purpose of this article? It recently had an NRV tag, maybe that should have stayed. Is there a joke I'm not getting? Smrt-guy 00:26, 13 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete No, there's no joke there. It's just randomness. --Videshi 04:09, 13 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete - because waffle the explode I quantum silverfish. El Zoof 05:24, 13 February 2007 (UTC)
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Huffed, voting closed. -- Paw_print.jpg 14:32, 13 February 2007 (UTC)

VUE

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  • Delete - can't even think of anything to say about this. Ho hum. --Strange (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 13:29, 12 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. I made this early on. It could be expanded but I dunno if it's worth the effort. The movie is an absurdist fantasy -- it's own self-satire -- and a poor subject for a parody.----OEJ 18:05, 12 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Too short, not funny, and references something only 10 people have seen. Smrt-guy 21:07, 12 February 2007 (UTC)
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Huffed, voting closed. -- Paw_print.jpg 22:12, 12 February 2007 (UTC)

Template:Androide91/Q

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  • Seems to be an aid to self-quoting one particular user [shudder]. Deletify. --Strange (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 12:13, 12 February 2007 (UTC)
  • DeleteBraydie 12:17, 12 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Pointless. Which wouldn't matter if it was funny. But it's only as funny as the user who uses it. So, speaking from personal experience; no, it's not funny.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 12:31, 12 February 2007 (UTC)
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Huffed, voting closed. -- Paw_print.jpg 14:28, 12 February 2007 (UTC)

UnNews:New Users say the Admins are SEXY and Helpful

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  • Delete - I just wish it was true. --AAA! (AAAA) 06:16, 12 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete - Great, I'm a critic now that one of my articles got VFD'd. --AmericanBastard 06:54, 12 February 2007 (UTC)--
  • No pics. Disappointing. No pics, listy, crap text. Also, no pics.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 07:02, 12 February 2007 (UTC)
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4Kids Entertainment

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  • Crap. This, ironically, linked to the previously huffed 4Kids article (see archive), so I think this should die too. Oh, and a bit of it is unoriginal. --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 01:03, 12 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete - I might not have bothered voting on this one, but I've reverted even crapper additions to it so many times that it really must die now. --Strange (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 01:41, 12 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete: A list of "why these people suck". El Zoof 02:13, 12 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete - too much crap, whining and crap. Not enough funny, interesting or fluffy. Smrt-guy 21:01, 12 February 2007 (UTC)
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Huffed, voting closed. -- Paw_print.jpg 22:14, 12 February 2007 (UTC)

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